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		09/26/2024 8:15 pm	King of Queens	Two Thirty
	Doug visits a dentist who used to like Carrie, and Doug thinks that he is hurting him on purpose for getting Carrie. Arthur owes Deacon some money so he decides to teach Kirby to play piano, even though he has no idea how.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Two Thirty Localized description: Doug visits a dentist who used to like Carrie, and Doug thinks that he is hurting him on purpose for getting Carrie. Arthur owes Deacon some money so he decides to teach Kirby to play piano, even though he has no idea how.
		09/26/2024 8:50 pm	King of Queens	Shrink Wrap
	Arthur goes to visit a psychiatrist and they discover what may have caused Arthur's unique personality.

		09/26/2024 9:25 pm	King of Queens	Arthur, Spooner
	Carrie has to work the nightshift at her lawfirm with a group of morons. Doug doesn't get to see her anymore, so he starts spending time with Arthur.

		09/26/2024 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Fire
	George panics during a fire at his girlfriend's son's birthday party and bolts for an escape route, while Kramer's girlfriend has a heckling laugh that threatens to ruin Jerry's act at a comedy club.

		09/26/2024 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Hamptons
	Jerry and his friends take an ill-fated trip to the beach.

		09/26/2024 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Opposite
	George does the opposite and turns his life around.

		09/26/2024 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Chaperone
	Kramer chaperones Jerry's date with a Miss America hopeful.

		09/27/2024 12:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	How I Hate Your Mother
	Richard asks Christine to return her wedding ring -- previously his mother's -- so he can use it to propose to New Christine.

		09/27/2024 12:40 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	White Like Me
	After Barb is profiled in a business journal, new clientele hits the gym and business really picks up.

		09/27/2024 1:20 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Snakes On a Date
	Christine agrees to go out with a children's entertainer (JEFFREY TAMBOR - "Arrested Development") specializing in reptile parties in order to get Ritchie into the Reptile Club.

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		09/27/2024 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Howard's New Life
	Howard quits his boring job as county clerk and becomes a Caribbean island beachcomber.

		09/27/2024 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Goober, The Executive
	Goober buys the gas station with financial backing from Andy and Emmett.

		09/27/2024 4:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	The Mayberry Chef
	The head of a local TV station enlists Aunt Bee to do a nightly cooking show, having heard about her cooking. Although she may not exude great professionalism, she has that extra "naturalness" that they're looking for. But her m

		09/27/2024 4:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Emmett's Brother-In-Law
	Emmett is needled into becoming an insurance salesman by his wife and her brother, a successful broker.

		09/27/2024 5:00 am	MASH	It Happened One Night
	A freezing night, an artillery barrage that's coming too close, a patient going downhill, and Frank's searching Hot Lips' tent for his letters.

		09/27/2024 5:30 am	MASH	The Late Captain Pierce
	When Hawkeye's father is notified that he's dead, he finds it's no easy matter either to get word to him or to establish otherwise.

		09/27/2024 6:00 am	MASH	Hey, Doc
	Its quid pro quo at the 4077th: two bottles of Scotch for secret surgery, and a tank to scare off snipers for an unauthorized shot of penicillin.

		09/27/2024 6:30 am	MASH	The Bus
	Radar is driving Hawk, B.J., Sherman, and Frank in a bus back from a "medical conference" when they get lost. They stop to see if they can find anything they recognize. When they decide to turn around, they find that the bus doe

		09/27/2024 7:00 am	Bonanza	Death On Sun Mountain
	Ben discovers Mark Burdette and Early Thorne selling antelope meat to the miners and finds the price too high. He offers the miners beef at a more reasonable price. Burdette and Thorne retaliate by framing the Indians for atta

		09/27/2024 8:00 am	Gunsmoke	A Family of Killers
	A daring jailbreak reunites a family of vicious outlaws who wound a pursuing U.S. marshal, kill his deputy, then wait in ambush for the injured lawman and Marshal Dillon.

		09/27/2024 9:00 am	Gunsmoke	Like Old Times
	Nehemiah Persoff guest stars as a reformed criminal, with Gloria De Haven as his former sweetheart.

		09/27/2024 10:00 am	Gunsmoke	The Town Tamers
	Matt and a fellow marshal are ordered to quiet down a lawless town.

		09/27/2024 11:00 am	Gunsmoke	Cowtown Hustler
	A high-stakes match gives an aging, down-and-out pool player the chance to regain his self-respect.

		09/27/2024 12:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	TV or Not TV
	Andy's reputation brings a proposal from a Hollywood writer that he star in a television series as a "sheriff without a gun."

		09/27/2024 12:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Guest in the House
	Andy's girl-friend becomes jealous when a pretty friend of the family stays at the Taylor home

		09/27/2024 1:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Case of the Punch on the Nose
	Barney divides Mayberry into two hostile camps when he finds that an old assault case was never resolved.

		09/27/2024 1:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Opie's Newspaper
	Opie becomes a newspaper publisher and proceeds to put out a scandal sheet. He distributes free samples.

		09/27/2024 2:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Aunt Bee's Invisible Beau
	Aunt Bee invents a beau. When she is pressed for a name, she names the butter and egg man who is married

		09/27/2024 2:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	The Arrest of the Fun Girls
	Two fast girls from Mt. Pilot get a speeding ticket and enjoy the attention they get from the law officers.

		09/27/2024 3:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Robert Needs Money
	After deciding to lend Robert $1,000 when he complains he's struggling with finances, Ray and Debra are surprised when Robert uses the money for a vacation to Las Vegas.

		09/27/2024 3:35 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Sigh
	Debra indicates she's tired of sharing all her space with Ray, so he decides to give her exclusive use of their bathroom. Waiting to take a shower in the kids' bathroom, Ray realizes he's made a huge mistake.

		09/27/2024 4:10 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Annoying Kid
	Ray and Debra are excited to have finally met a couple, Neil and Lauren, who are just like them, but Ray starts having mixed feelings when their son, Spencer, wreaks havoc around the Barone household.

		09/27/2024 4:45 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	She's the One
	Robert is excited because he's dating a great new woman. When Ray and Debra invite Robert and Angela over for dinner, the evening is wonderful until Ray sees Angela do something really strange.

		09/27/2024 5:20 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Marie's Vision
	While Raymond, Robert and Frank don't want to bring up the fact that Marie is having vision trouble, Debra decides to level with her and suggests she visit an eye doctor.

		09/27/2024 5:55 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Thought That Counts
	When Raymond lies and tells Debra that he's already bought her an incredibly thoughtful Christmas present, he frantically tries to figure out what to get.

		09/27/2024 6:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Grandpa Steals
	Frank must find a way to fix his image with Ally when she catches him "sampling" some trail mix at the supermarket.

		09/27/2024 7:00 pm	King of Queens	Window Pain
	A new couple moves in next to Doug and Carrie, and Carrie worries that they made a bad first impression when she realizes that they heard them fighting. So she decides to invite them over to dinner.

		09/27/2024 7:30 pm	King of Queens	Holy Mackerel
	Doug & Carrie run into their priest at a fish store, and the couple agree to go to church regularly. Carrie starts praying for everything including shoe discounts & a promotion. Doug is against it, but then prays for football.

		09/27/2024 8:00 pm	King of Queens	Kirbed Enthusiasm
	Deacon asks Doug to help coach his son's football team, and Doug ends up being dared to try out for a semi-pro team.

		09/27/2024 8:30 pm	King of Queens	Mammary Lane
	Carrie babysits for Mr. Kaplan in hopes of getting on his good side, but his son can't stop grabbing her. Doug tries to make a worker at a bowling alley feel good by talking to her, and she thinks he is stalking her.

		09/27/2024 9:00 pm	King of Queens	Business Affairs
	Doug goes to Carrie's office & meets her "work husband". He gets jealous of how close they are, even though Curt is gay. Carrie compares Curt to Deacon; they then compete to see who can spend more time with their "work spouse".

		09/27/2024 9:30 pm	King of Queens	Flame Resistant
	Doug's mother comes to visit, and Doug runs into an old girlfriend, Margy. Carrie gets jelous when Doug's mother starts spending time with Margy, and Doug tries to prove to Margy he wrote a song about her back in highschool.

		09/27/2024 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Big Salad
	Jerry learns his date was dumped by Newman; Kramer worries that he caused a murder; George's petty remarks causes him trouble.

		09/27/2024 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Pledge Drive
	Jerry accepts an invitation to help with a PBS pledge drive.

		09/27/2024 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Chinese Woman
	Crossed phone lines get Jerry a date and exposes the Costanza's plans to divorce.

		09/27/2024 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Couch
	Jerry's new couch gets Elaine a new boyfriend.

		09/28/2024 12:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Everyone Says I Love You Except Richie
	When Ritchie stops telling Christine he loves her, she is devastated and asks Richard to have a baby with her so she can have a new child to love her the way Ritchie used to.

		09/28/2024 12:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Tie Me Up, Don't Tie Me Down
	Christine and Barb go on a double date, but only one gets asked out a second time. Guest star TIM DeKAY (a.k.a. Bizarro Jerry on "Seinfeld") appears as Christine's date, Patrick.

		09/28/2024 1:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	So You Think You Can Date
	Richard joins Christine and her new boyfriend, Patrick (recurring guest star TIM DeKAY), on a dinner date.

		09/28/2024 1:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Self-Esteem Tempura
	Christine is thrilled when a talent scout recruits Ritchie to audition for a television commercial after his shockingly great performance in a school play, but Richard refuses to let him go. Who will win the argument?

		09/28/2024 2:00 am	Roseanne	The Mommy's Curse
	Jackie agrees to date Dan's co-worker, Fred, if Roseanne agrees to fire Bev from working at the diner. The plan backfires when Bev plans to sell her share of the diner to Leon.

		09/28/2024 2:36 am	Roseanne	Party Politics
	Roseanne suspects that Darlene and DJ are teaming up against her. Fred attempts to win Jackie back.

		09/28/2024 3:12 am	Roseanne	A Stash from the Past
	The discovery of a mysterious cache of marijuana in the Conner household sparks a smoky chain of events -- leading Roseanne and Dan to the humorous realization that their days of "rebellious youth" are over.

		09/28/2024 3:48 am	Roseanne	Be My Baby
	Roseanne wants another baby. But to everyone's surprise, Jackie breaks the news about being in the "family way" - sending Roseanne into a swirl of activity preparing for Jackie's maternity.

		09/28/2024 4:24 am	Roseanne	Halloween V
	Roseanne hopes Dan's infamous Halloween pranks will convince Nancy that he likes her. David and Darlene team up to prank Roseanne.

		09/28/2024 5:00 am	Roseanne	Homeward Bound
	Roseanne is suspicious when David moves out of the Conner household upon Darlene's impromptu visit. DJ experiences puberty.

		09/28/2024 5:36 am	Roseanne	Guilt by Imagination
	Dan's old girlfriend drops by for a lunch date. Roseanne imagines some romantic fantasies of her own with Fabio.

		09/28/2024 6:12 am	Roseanne	Homecoming
	The Conner family celebrates the anniversary of Dan's brightest moment as a football player. Becky returns home, seeking marriage advice from Roseanne.

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Available schedules: 06/25/2022 - 06/13/2026 •Time zone: Eastern Daylight Time (EDT) UTC -4 • Country: United States •Language: English

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