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09/28/2024 8:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George claims he bought a celebrity's used car; Kramer tries to save a failing neighborhood business. | |||||
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09/28/2024 8:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George hires an unattractive secretary. | |||||
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09/28/2024 9:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry finds an old high school classmate still disputes the outcome of a big race. | |||||
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09/28/2024 9:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry wants to date a new girlfriend's roommate. | |||||
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09/28/2024 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George learns the truth about a friend's illness; Kramer helps bring in a notorious scofflaw. | |||||
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09/28/2024 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine sets out to change a gay man's sexual preference. | |||||
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09/28/2024 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry rebels at an intimate gesture as Kramer attempts to make their building more friendly. | |||||
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09/28/2024 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry is intimated by Mr. Pitt's doorman. | |||||
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09/29/2024 12:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| George's new basketball teammate brings him into a new business deal. | |||||
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09/29/2024 12:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| George is upset by a girlfriend's artistic rendering of him; Jerry's flea infested apartment forces his parents into Elaine's luxury hotel suite. | |||||
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09/29/2024 1:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine thinks Patrick (TIM DeKAY) is the perfect boyfriend. But after Christine wins at tennis against him, he has a surprisingly odd reaction to her competitiveness and shows a shockingly bizarre side of himself. | |||||
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09/29/2024 1:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine dreads going home to see her mother (guest star BRENDA BLETHYN - "Secrets & Lies," "Saving Grace") at Thanksgiving, but she discovers a secret they have in common. | |||||
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09/29/2024 2:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine and Barb may lose their gym franchise when a representative from their parent company (guest star MEGAN MULLALLY) informs them that a contractual clause has been broken. | |||||
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09/29/2024 2:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| When Christine and Barb can't get a loan to keep their gym franchise, they decide to transform their building into a day spa. | |||||
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09/29/2024 3:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine realizes that one of the fathers at Ritchie's Parents Orientation was the seventh grade classmate who ruined her reputation, and she decides to take revenge. | |||||
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09/29/2024 3:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| New Christine loses all her inhibitions at a spontaneous bachelorette party Christine and Barb throw for her in Las Vegas. CHARLES ESTEN ("ER," "The Office") guest stars as Joe. | |||||
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09/29/2024 4:00 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| When the company that Rose's husband worked for cuts off their pension plan, Rose has to get a new job, but never expects to have to deal with age discrimination. Sophia goes wild buying in bulk at Shopper's Warehouse. | |||||
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09/29/2024 4:30 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Dorothy is in a serious relationship with a lawyer (guest star Dick Van Dyke) and assumes he's about to propose. But it turns out he's planning to become a circus clown. Rose and Blanche organize a protest to save dolphins. | |||||
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09/29/2024 5:00 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Rose has been dating Miles Webber, a college professor. When Miles invites her to a party, Rose feels like a fish out of water with all his intelligent friends. Meanwhile, Blanche battles a dating slump. | |||||
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09/29/2024 5:30 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Sophia's friend wants to commit suicide, and she wants Sophia there to hold her hand. Meanwhile, Blanche, Rose and Dorothy become singing nursemaids to a sick baby that they are taking care of for the weekend. | |||||
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09/29/2024 6:00 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Blanche is visited by her brother in-law and is taken back by his resemblance to her deceased husband. She quickly finds herself falling in love with hopes of marriage. | |||||
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09/29/2024 6:30 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Dorothy finds a list of things that she wanted to accomplish before a certain age, but hasn't accomplished many of them. So she signs up to do a stand up routine at a nightclub. Meanwhile, Blanche finds herself battling the IRS. | |||||
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09/29/2024 7:00 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Dorothy's son, Michael, shows with news that he's separated and needs a place to stay. Dorothy quickly gets tired of his freeloading and dumps him on Stan. Rose is reluctant to talk to her boss about reducing her stress. | |||||
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09/29/2024 7:30 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Blanche is shattered after her father, Big Daddy, passes away. However, when she goes back to her childhood home, she gets into a big argument with her sister, Virginia, and decides not to attend the funeral. | |||||
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09/29/2024 8:00 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| Fed up with Christmas shopping in a heat wave, the girls decide to buy gifts for the one person they pick from a hat. Later, the girls decide to serve Christmas dinner for the homeless, including a recently homeless Stan. | |||||
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09/29/2024 8:30 am |
The Golden Girls |
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| The girls take in a 15-year-old girl who has just found out she's pregnant and scared to tell her father. Meanwhile, Blanche's prison pen pal has just been released and is looking for her. | |||||
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09/29/2024 9:00 am |
Mike & Molly |
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| Molly is guilted into hosting Thanksgiving by Mike's mom. | |||||
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09/29/2024 9:36 am |
Mike & Molly |
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| Mike tries to find the perfect Christmas gift for Molly. | |||||
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09/29/2024 10:12 am |
Mike & Molly |
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| Molly and Mike's mom clash when Mike gets sick. | |||||
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09/29/2024 10:48 am |
Mike & Molly |
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| Molly's not happy when Vince tries to befriend Mike. | |||||
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09/29/2024 11:18 am |
Mike & Molly |
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| Mike's mom asks Molly to take care of her dog. | |||||
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09/29/2024 11:54 am |
Mike & Molly |
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| Mike meets Molly's ex-boyfriend. | |||||
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09/29/2024 12:30 pm |
Mike & Molly |
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| Molly goes out with Victoria when Mike won't leave the couch | |||||
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09/29/2024 1:00 pm |
Mike & Molly |
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| Mike & Carl's bromance is in jeopardy. | |||||
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09/29/2024 1:30 pm |
Mike & Molly |
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| When Peggy and Molly have lunch together, Mike worries about the conversation. | |||||
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09/29/2024 2:00 pm |
Mike & Molly |
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| Mike invites Molly to the Chicago Cubs opening day. | |||||
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09/29/2024 2:30 pm |
Mike & Molly |
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| Samuel gets fired and moves in with Mike. | |||||
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09/29/2024 3:00 pm |
Mike & Molly |
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| Mike helps Vince study for his GED. | |||||
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09/29/2024 3:30 pm |
Mike & Molly |
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| Mike & Molly get caught up in Victoria's birthday drama. | |||||
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09/29/2024 4:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine's new boyfriend uses one of Jerry's intimate secrets; George's mom gets an eye job. | |||||
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09/29/2024 4:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry's plans to meet a gorgeous model for an airport rendezvous are derailed. | |||||
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09/29/2024 5:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine discovers just how avid a hockey fan her boyfriend is; George tells his girlfriend that he loves her. | |||||
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09/29/2024 5:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| When singer Bette Midler is accidentally injured in their softball game, Jerry and George are accused of conspiring to get her understudy in a new musical the starring role. | |||||
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09/29/2024 6:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George gets engaged, while Elaine takes drastic measures to silence a barking dog. | |||||
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09/29/2024 6:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine is jealous over George's upcoming wedding, but George wants to postpone it. | |||||
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09/29/2024 7:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry refuses an eccentric friend's request, while George commits himself to helping a store security guard. | |||||
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09/29/2024 7:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Grapefruit juice in George's eye unleashes a wild chain-reaction of events. | |||||
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09/29/2024 8:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry worries when Elaine hosts a marathon runner with a tendency to oversleep, while Kramer's new hot tub gets him in hot water. | |||||
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09/29/2024 8:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| A demanding soup stand chef bans Elaine from eating his wares. | |||||
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09/29/2024 9:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George's secret bank code inadvertently becomes a dying woman's last word. | |||||
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09/29/2024 9:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George worries about Susan becoming friendly with his pals. | |||||
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09/29/2024 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As Jerry conceals how he got an unlisted phone number, Elaine's favorite birth control device is discontinued. | |||||
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09/29/2024 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| While helping Kramer revive an old movie theatre, George is mistaken for being insane. | |||||
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09/29/2024 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George must replace a loaf of bread his parents took from Susan's mom and dad. | |||||
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09/29/2024 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| While leaving his car at work convinces George's bosses that he's working late, Elaine is disturbed by a bra-less acquaintance. | |||||
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09/30/2024 12:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| As Susan's friends steal their new daughter's name from George, Elaine loses an antique bike to Kramer. | |||||
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09/30/2024 12:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry's gift of a new car causes a problem for his dad; George angles for a date with actress Marisa Tomei. | |||||
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09/30/2024 1:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry's gift of a new car causes a problem for his dad; George angles for a date with actress Marisa Tomei. | |||||
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09/30/2024 1:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| As George sets out to get his parents to move to Florida, a drug test costs Elaine her job. | |||||
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09/30/2024 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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09/30/2024 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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09/30/2024 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie breaks a bottle of expensive perfume on his new job as a drug store clerk. | |||||
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09/30/2024 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A $500 bequest to the Mayberry church almost provokes a schism over how to spend it. | |||||
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09/30/2024 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney Fife is on the spot when he gets Andy to let him use the Taylor home for an East-West summit meeting. | |||||
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09/30/2024 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Goober tries to impress an old mechanics' school friend by treating him to a lavish dinner and claiming to own a chain of gas stations. | |||||
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09/30/2024 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| It's Potter's anniversary. While Potter writes home, Frank and Hot Lips have a wood carving made for him, and Radar rescues a horse and makes him a present of it. | |||||
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09/30/2024 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| The 4077th plays host to kids bombed out of their orphanage, and at the same time has to deliver a baby and care for battle casualties. | |||||
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09/30/2024 6:00 am |
MASH |
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| Intelligence officer Colonel Flagg, and psychiatrist Sidney Freedman, grapples over the fate of a wounded officer, Captain Chandler, who claims to be Jesus Christ. Perhaps the most poignant scene is when Radar asks Chandler to b | |||||
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09/30/2024 6:30 am |
MASH |
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| B.J. writes home to his wife, Peg, reporting Klinger's escape attempts, the visit of a formidable chaplain, and one of Frank's goof-ups. | |||||
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