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		09/30/2024 8:00 pm	King of Queens	Loaner Car
	Doug agrees to let Deacon borrow Carrie to make Thanksgiving dinner for his family. But when Deacon decides Holly is a better cook things start to get ugly.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Loaner Car Localized description: Doug agrees to let Deacon borrow Carrie to make Thanksgiving dinner for his family. But when Deacon decides Holly is a better cook things start to get ugly.
		09/30/2024 8:30 pm	King of Queens	Mentalo Case
	Carrie is trying to get her dad the perfect gift for Christmas. Doug wants to buy a toy that is a collector's item for himself and Deacon wants it too.

		09/30/2024 9:00 pm	King of Queens	Jung Frankenstein
	Carrie thinks that Doug should go to therapy to find what is making him overeat. When it starts to work, Carrie starts telling the therapist specific things she wants him to change.

		09/30/2024 9:30 pm	King of Queens	Attention Deficit
	Doug becomes obsessed with throwing a great Super Bowl party when he finds out most of his friends are going to another party. Carrie doesn't think that Doug thinks about her during the day, & Doug has to prove that he does.

		09/30/2024 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Doll
	While George is disturbed by a doll that looks like his mom, his dad searches for a long-lost cousin in Italy.

		09/30/2024 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Friar's Club
	Jerry's relationship with Susan's best friend is impaired by a missing jacket.

		09/30/2024 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Wigmaster
	Jerry ends up buying a jacket he doesn't really like; a house guest irritates George.

		09/30/2024 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Calzone
	As George gets his boss hooked on calzones, Kramer develops an addiction to freshly dried clothes; Jerry dates a woman of unusually persuasive beauty and Elaine falls for a man's clever dating tactics.

		10/01/2024 12:00 am	Mom	Tang and a Safe Space for Everybody
	Bonnie reconnects with an old flame (STEVE VALENTINE).

		10/01/2024 12:30 am	Mom	Astronauts and Fat Trimmings
	Bonnie & Adam offer relationship advice to Jill & Andy.

		10/01/2024 1:00 am	Mom	Sober Wizard and a Woodshop Workshop
	Adam decides to go skiing for the first time since his accident.

		10/01/2024 1:30 am	Mom	Woo-Woo Lights and an Onside Kick
	Bonnie and the ladies indulge Jill.

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		10/01/2024 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Aunt Bee's Big Moment
	Aunt Bee does well with her flying lessons until the instructor tells her she's ready to solo -- then she becomes terrified.

		10/01/2024 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Helen's Past
	Andy learns that his girlfriend, Helen was once arrested for carrying a gun, gambling and keeping company with a hoodlum.

		10/01/2024 4:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Emmett's Anniversary
	Emmett buys his wife mink coat their 25th wedding anniversary, but goofs in his attempt to keep it a secret.

		10/01/2024 4:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	The Wedding
	Howard's mother remarries and moves away, so Howard remodels their home into a bachelor pad and tries to throw a swinging party.

		10/01/2024 5:00 am	MASH	Of Moose And Men
	Hawkeye tangles with a tough Army colonel, Colonel Spiker, B.J. helps Zale, who's received a "Dear John" letter, and Frank looks endlessly for Korean saboteurs.

		10/01/2024 5:30 am	MASH	Soldier Of The Month
	Frank has a fever and makes a will, leaving all his money to his wife and all his clothes to Hot Lips.

		10/01/2024 6:00 am	MASH	The Gun
	A wounded colonel's gun, a showpiece, disappears, and Hawkeye and B.J. play a hunch and bluff Frank, who has it, into returning it.

		10/01/2024 6:30 am	MASH	Mail Call, Again
	Mail brings a letter to Frank saying his wife is divorcing him, and one to Potter telling him he's going to be a grandfather.

		10/01/2024 7:00 am	Bonanza	The Paiute War
	The Pauites are falsely accused of attacks and the militia is summoned. Adam is taken hostage by the Pauites.

		10/01/2024 8:00 am	Gunsmoke	To Ride a Yellow Horse
	An ambitious mother doesn't consider Newly O'Brien or a neighboring farmer suitable suitors for her daughter, provoking them into a fight which almost leads to tragedy.

		10/01/2024 9:00 am	Gunsmoke	The Disciple
	The residents of Dodge City are stunned when Matt Dillon feels he can no longer keep law and order and turns in his Marshal's badge.

		10/01/2024 10:00 am	Gunsmoke	Matt Dillon Must Die
	Dillon finds himself in the revengeful hands of a half-crazed widower who plans, with the aid of his four surviving sons, to hunt Dillon down and kill him to revenge the death of his son, a wanted murderer.

		10/01/2024 11:00 am	Gunsmoke	A Town in Chains
	Dillon is captured and held for ransom by five bank robbers he has been pursuing when he rides into a small town to warn it about the outlaws--only to find out that they have taken over the place.

		10/01/2024 12:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Guitar Player
	A hometown guitar player auditions from a jail cell, with a dance in an adjacent cell.

		10/01/2024 12:36 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Ellie Comes to Town
	Ellie Walker, a pretty young graduate pharmacist, moves to Mayberry to help her uncle out in the local drugstore.

		10/01/2024 1:12 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Irresistible Andy
	After a series of misunderstandings, Andy finally takes Ellie to the church picnic.

		10/01/2024 1:48 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Runaway Kid
	Andy gives his son, Opie, a lecture on keeping promises. He also convinces a runaway boy that he should return home.

		10/01/2024 2:24 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Andy the Matchmaker
	Andy encourages a romance between his deputy, Barney, and Miss Rosemary, the dressmaker.

		10/01/2024 3:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Fun With Debra
	When the twins wind up having a great time with Ray on the golf course, a tightly wound Debra admits to her lackadaisical husband that she's disappointed they no longer have fun together.

		10/01/2024 3:35 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Thank You Notes
	When Amy becomes annoyed that Marie is already asking when she's going to send out their thank you notes from the wedding, Debra seizes the opportunity to convince her friend to join forces against her mother in-law.

		10/01/2024 4:10 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Home From School
	When Michael stays home from school for two days in a row, Ray suspects he has homework he hasn't finished. Everyone has an explanation for Michael's sudden aversion to school, but Ray decides to use the tough love approach.

		10/01/2024 4:45 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Misery Loves Company
	When Debra and Ray become embroiled in an argument in front of Robert, he tells Ray that in order to find happiness with Debra, he needs to be more affectionate with her.

		10/01/2024 5:20 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Contractor
	Tired of using Frank, Debra is pleased when she finds out Gianni can install a new stove in their kitchen. However, the thrill of having a contractor in the house gets old fast when Gianni takes his time to complete the job.

		10/01/2024 5:55 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Peter on the Couch
	Although Robert initially tries to be civil with his houseguest, he finally loses it when Peter confronts him in front of Ray and Debra about why Robert is treating him so poorly. Ray reluctantly agrees to drive Peter home.

		10/01/2024 6:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Liars
	When Ray lies to his mother to get out of spending the evening with her, the lie grows when Debra and the twins cover for him. Then, Robert tries to spill the beans and even more lies are told.

		10/01/2024 7:00 pm	King of Queens	Prints Charming
	Doug and Carrie accidently get the pictures of a couple called the Hofferman's. They see the couple doing things such as scuba diving and mountain climbing, so Carrie decides that she and Doug should start being more active.

		10/01/2024 7:30 pm	King of Queens	Animal Attraction
	It's Valentine's Day and Doug has to deliver penguins to a zoo together with Deacon. Meanwhile, Carrie and Hollie are trying to get a date for Hollie and even Arthur and Spence are looking out for love.

		10/01/2024 8:00 pm	King of Queens	Golden Moldy
	Doug and Carrie get an offer from their friends to go to the Caribbean with them. Meanwhile, Arthur discovers that the basement has a mold problem.

		10/01/2024 8:30 pm	King of Queens	S'Poor House
	Doug and Carrie have to get $12000 together to get rid of the mold problem in the basement. They try to get the loan from Doug's father. Arthur wants to help them out as well and tries to get the money from Spence's mom.

		10/01/2024 9:00 pm	King of Queens	Steve Moscow
	To get rid of the mold in their house, Doug and Carrie hire a group of Russians to remove the mold from their house.

		10/01/2024 9:30 pm	King of Queens	Cowardly Lyin'
	Doug and Carrie try to improve their relationship after a fight. Doug promises to stop lying to Carrie, while she tries to be nicer to Doug and stop threatening him with death every time she's mad at him.

		10/01/2024 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	Bottle Deposit - Part 1
	As George's job is jeopardized by his boss' failing memory, Kramer and Newman hatch a moneymaking scheme; Elaine's boss sends her to buy JFK's golf clubs, and Jerry's car is kidnapped by an over-protective mechanic.

		10/01/2024 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	Bottle Deposit - Part 2
	As George's job is jeopardized by his boss' failing memory, Kramer and Newman hatch a moneymaking scheme; Elaine's boss sends her to buy JFK's golf clubs, and Jerry's car is kidnapped by an over-protective mechanic.

		10/01/2024 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Wait Out
	Jerry and Elaine take advantage of a friend's shaky marriage; Kramer's tight jeans causes problems.

		10/01/2024 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Invitations
	As George continues to have cold feet about his wedding, Jerry meets the woman of his dreams.

		10/02/2024 12:00 am	Mom	S'Mores and a Sadness Cocoon
	Jill has an unexpected reaction when her dentist retires.

		10/02/2024 12:30 am	Mom	Bloody Stumps and a Chemical Smell
	Tammy attempts to create boundaries with Marjorie.

		10/02/2024 1:00 am	Mom	Whip-Its and Emotionally Attuned Babies
	Jill finds herself attracted to Bonnie's therapist, Trevor.

		10/02/2024 1:30 am	Mom	Illegal Eels and the Cantaloupe Man
	The ladies struggle with love on Valentine's Day.

		10/02/2024 2:00 am	Paid Programming (30)


		10/02/2024 2:30 am	Paid Programming (30)


		10/02/2024 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Sam For Town Council
	Sam Jones is urged by Andy and his other Mayberry neighbors to run for City Council.

		10/02/2024 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Opie and Mike
	Andy, Opie and Sam Jones tackle a delicate social problem faced by Sam's son Mike.

		10/02/2024 4:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	A Girl For Goober
	Andy and Sam Jones team up to find a girl for Goober. they spot an ad for a computer dating service and get Goober to answer it.

		10/02/2024 4:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Mayberry RFD
	Sam Jones invites a buddy from Italy to help work his land.

		10/02/2024 5:00 am	MASH	The Price Of Tomato Juice
	Radar gets the help of Hawkeye and B.J. to procure something Colonel Potter says he's fond of, but that's hard to come by - tomato juice.

		10/02/2024 5:35 am	MASH	Dear Ma
	Radar writes home to his mother, as Hawkeye conducts the camp foot inspection, and Colonel Potter gets some shrapnel in his backside.

		10/02/2024 6:10 am	MASH	Der Tag
	Potter decides Frank would be less of a pain if the others were friendlier to him; they oblige, with some startling results.

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Available schedules: 06/25/2022 - 06/13/2026 •Time zone: Eastern Daylight Time (EDT) UTC -4 • Country: United States •Language: English

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