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10/09/2024 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie gets fed up with Doug and his weight complex and convinces him to go to an overeaters group. Instead he walks into a meeting for people in abusive relationships. He starts blaming his overeating on Carrie & her anger. | |||||
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10/09/2024 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| IPS hires a new worker, the guys love him, and think he is absolutely hilarious. Doug doesn't like this because he used to be the funny guy. He decides to win back the favor of the men. | |||||
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10/09/2024 9:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug is forced to go to a work function with Carrie. One of Carrie's coworkers starts talking to him, and he decides to fake a heart attack because he can't remember her name. Carrie's boss sends Doug to get his health tested. | |||||
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10/09/2024 9:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug's parents come to visit, and Doug gets them tickets to see their favorite play. Doug's dad is busy getting ready for a model train expo, so Arthur starts spending time with Doug's mom and soon starts to like her. | |||||
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10/09/2024 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry has second thoughts after helping Elaine get an apartment in his building. | |||||
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10/09/2024 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine talks Jerry into hiring a friend who's working his way through college by cleaning people's homes. When a statue is discovered missing, he suspects the student. But Jerry is unsure how to handle getting it back. | |||||
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10/09/2024 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George plots to get revenge on his boss after-being fired; Jerry and Kramer target a laundry owner who they suspect of stealing. | |||||
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10/09/2024 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George, ever the hypochondriac, thinks he's having a heart attack and, at Kramer's urging, seeks the advice of a "holistic" healer. | |||||
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10/10/2024 12:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine attends her neighborhood Christmas party where she learns a juicy secret about her neighbor. MOLLY SHANNON ("Saturday Night Live") guest stars. | |||||
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10/10/2024 12:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| When Christine decides to tell her therapist she's in love with him, his response is not what she expected. Recurring guest star ERIC McCORMACK appears as Max, Christine's therapist. | |||||
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10/10/2024 1:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine finds herself falling in love with Max (recurring guest star ERIC McCORMACK) until her ex-boyfriend, Mr. Harris (recurring guest star BLAIR UNDERWOOD), comes back into her life. Will she have to choose? | |||||
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10/10/2024 1:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine feels left out as Richard and New Christine plan for their baby and decides she wants one too. TIM MEADOWS ("SNL") appears as Dr. Volk, New Christine's OB/GYN. | |||||
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10/10/2024 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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10/10/2024 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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10/10/2024 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy faces some brand new problems when aunt Bee buys a second-hand car. | |||||
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10/10/2024 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Reluctant Opie attends his first dancing party, and discovers dancing is fun, even with girls. | |||||
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10/10/2024 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy has a problem with a band of gypsies come to town armed with old-world hocus-pocus and modern science | |||||
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10/10/2024 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Goober falls in love with the new waitress in town but as far as she's concerned, it is Andy who is the Blue Plate Special | |||||
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10/10/2024 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| While Colonel Potter goes to Tokyo on R&R, his horse develops colic. Klinger becomes chronically depressed, and Hot Lips gets appendicitis. The horse is flushed out with a hose, Hawkeye and B.J. perform an appendectomy on Hot Li | |||||
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10/10/2024 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| After Potter orders Radar to move a Korean spirit post believed to ward off evil spirits, things mysteriously begin to go wrong. When an old Korean man is brought into camp for medical attention, he refuses surgery unless the sp | |||||
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10/10/2024 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| After Hawkeye bemoans the young age of the wounded, he appears to develop problems. Sleepwalking and bad dreams, according to Sidney Freedman, are taking Hawkeye back to a simple time, but the horrors of war continue to intrude. | |||||
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10/10/2024 6:45 am |
Bonanza |
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| The Cartwrights are embroiled in a feud with their neighbors the Bishops, but Joe and Amy Bishop want no part of the feud and only have eyes for each other and want to get married. | |||||
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10/10/2024 7:50 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| An embittered ranch woman holds Matt Dillon and Kitty prisoner while plotting Matt's execution to avenge her husband's hanging. | |||||
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10/10/2024 8:55 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Marshal Dillon is helped by a friendly young runaway who later faces him as a deadly adversary. | |||||
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10/10/2024 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A respectable rancher and his son hang an innocent man and let a bewhiskered bounty hunter go on trial for the murder. | |||||
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10/10/2024 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A gunfighter hired to kill Marshal Dillion is wounded trying to save the life of an aged Chinese man. | |||||
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10/10/2024 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy refuses to join an exclusive club when Barney's bid for membership is turned down. | |||||
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10/10/2024 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Rather than eat Aunt Bee's indigestible home-made pickles, Andy and Barney secretly substitute store-bought pickles in her preserving jars. | |||||
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10/10/2024 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A trial run as Sheriff of Mayberry convinces Barney that he is not quite ready to take over a similar job in a neighboring town. | |||||
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10/10/2024 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy dissuades a visiting farmer from marrying Barney's girl. | |||||
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10/10/2024 2:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie keeps a secret club oath even in the face of the serious accusation of burning down a barn. | |||||
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10/10/2024 2:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy teaches a wealthy young man the satisfaction of self-reliance. | |||||
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10/10/2024 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Debra tries to change Ray's pessimistic attitude about winning the “Sports Writer of the Year Award,” he agrees to change his ways and become more upbeat and suffers the downside of being the only optimist in his family. | |||||
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10/10/2024 3:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray brings home a stray bulldog that reminds him of the dog he had to give up as a boy due to his allergies, but his brother Robert bonds with the animal and the siblings then have to decide who gets to keep him. | |||||
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10/10/2024 4:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Frank's late-night buzz sawing and Marie's persistent meddling bother the neighborhood, they meet with Ray to discuss how he'll inform his parents of their complaints. Frank and Marie show up during the meeting. | |||||
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10/10/2024 4:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Debra is being interviewed by a psychotherapist for a book on the American family, the doctor discovers that Ray and his family are more fascinating, in a quirky way, than she is. | |||||
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10/10/2024 5:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Debra gets fed up with Ray's family intruding in her life, they both reminisce about how quiet life used to be in their old apartment miles away from his family. | |||||
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10/10/2024 5:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray is devastated when he discovers his family lied to him about his television debut on a sports chat show. When he gets a second chance to appear on the show, his family decides it's time they gave him some pointers. | |||||
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10/10/2024 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray gets to use the “active technique” he and Debra learned in parenting class on his parents when their stubbornness goes too far. Ray doesn't realize how much he's mastered the technique learned in class. | |||||
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10/10/2024 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie gets hit on by a midget while she and Doug are out shopping for a Christmas tree and Doug chases him away. When Doug realizes his wallet is gone, he thinks the midget stole it. He decides to hunt him down with Arthur. | |||||
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10/10/2024 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug & Carrie get in a fight with Deacon & Kelly and try to find a new couple to be friends with. They can't find anyone and are stuck hanging out with a couple that they hate to avoid the Palmers. | |||||
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10/10/2024 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug finds a new cologne that he likes, and everyone begins complimenting him on how good he smells, but Carrie hates the new scent. Doug keeps wearing it in secret, and when Carrie finds out, she starts doing things he hates. | |||||
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10/10/2024 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Carrie makes some extra money, she decides to hire a maid. The maid really annoys Doug because she constantly moves things and only speaks Spanish. He fires her and hires Spence's mom who ends up being terrible at the job. | |||||
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10/10/2024 9:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug wants to take classes to learn to become a bartender, which has always been his dream. He soon realizes that being a bartender is not as fun as he thought it would be. | |||||
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10/10/2024 9:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug decides to buy a home gym because he feels that Carrie might be putting on some weight. Lou agrees to be their personal trainer, but when Doug has a hard time, he tries to bargain his way out of working out. | |||||
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10/10/2024 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and Elaine devise a new set of rules for their relationship. | |||||
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10/10/2024 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Kramer talks Jerry into getting cable-television service from an illegal source, and the crooked cable installer shows up on the same day Jerry has given use of his apartment to Elaine for a friend's baby shower. | |||||
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10/10/2024 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry, George and Elaine have a harrowing experience trying to get a table without reservations at a crowded Chinese restaurant. | |||||
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10/10/2024 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George feels guilty for inadvertently getting a busboy fired from his job and then tries to make it up to him. Meanwhile, Elaine spends the week with an old boyfriend who is visiting her from out of town. | |||||
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10/11/2024 12:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine comes into some money and must decide whether to splurge on a designer dress or help starving children. ED BEGLEY JR. guest stars as Pastor Ed. | |||||
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10/11/2024 12:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine urges Ritchie's school principal (NANCY LENEHAN - "My Name Is Earl") to let the class take the subway on a field trip in order to learn real-world skills. | |||||
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10/11/2024 1:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| When Christine realizes Ritchie's never been on a real family vacation like his classmates, she plans a trip to Florida. But things don't turn out quite as she intended and the trip goes horribly awry. | |||||
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10/11/2024 1:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Old Christine takes a cranky, very pregnant New Christine to a fancy salon to prepare her for the impromptu wedding that Richard is secretly planning. SCOTT BAKULA guest stars. | |||||
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10/11/2024 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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10/11/2024 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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10/11/2024 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee agrees to week of baby sitting for her niece and finds the adorable infant adores everyone but her. | |||||
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10/11/2024 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and Helen run into trouble when they promote a romance between the county clerk and the county nurse. | |||||
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10/11/2024 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee almost becomes the star of a TV commercial before she decides stardom is not for her. | |||||
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10/11/2024 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Goober's girlfriend fills in for him at the filling station and proves so efficient that the boss wants her as a permanent replacement. | |||||
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10/11/2024 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Radar gets accepted into the "Famous Las Vegas Writers School", and begins to write his impressions of the camp. It happens to be Frank's birthday, so Hawkeye and B.J. stage a fight with each other to make Frank happy. Radar: "D | |||||
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10/11/2024 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| Befuddled by a crossword puzzle, Hawkeye persuades his old friend Tippy Brooks, a whiz at puzzles, brought to camp. Tippy arrives with his commanding officer Admiral Prescot, thinking it's a medical emergency. Having scrubbed up | |||||
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10/11/2024 6:00 am |
MASH |
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| Lieutenant Colonel Harold Beckett lies wounded in post-op waiting to get back to the front for five more days of combat duty to get his promotion. Meanwhile, Cho Lin, the Ping Pong champ, is engaged to Soony. He leaves to get he | |||||
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10/11/2024 6:30 am |
MASH |
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| Billy Tyler, a young black sergeant, is brought into camp with a bullet wound in the leg. He is a football player, and when he discovers that his leg has been amputated, he wants to die. After talks with Radar, Billy agrees that | |||||
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