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		10/17/2024 8:00 pm	King of Queens	Buggie Nights
	Doug convinces Carrie that he can get rid of their bug problem and doesn't need to hire the creepy and expensive exterminator. But when his plan doesn't work, they have to sleep in the car while the house is treated.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Buggie Nights Localized description: Doug convinces Carrie that he can get rid of their bug problem and doesn't need to hire the creepy and expensive exterminator. But when his plan doesn't work, they have to sleep in the car while the house is treated.
		10/17/2024 8:30 pm	King of Queens	Knee Jerk
	When Arthur discovers that Doug is fully recovered, he blackmails him in order to get things that Carrie won't let him have. Meanwhile, Doug tells Carrie he's at his physical therapist's in order to play in the slam ball court.

		10/17/2024 9:00 pm	King of Queens	Present Tense
	When the Heffernans receive an oil painting of themselves as an anniversary gift from Deacon and Kelly, they dislike the picture so much that they decide to stage a robbery rather than hang the painting in their home.

		10/17/2024 9:30 pm	King of Queens	Sold-Y Locks
	After convincing Carrie to sell her hair to a wigmaker so they can afford to join Deacon and Kelly on a cruise, Doug realizes he doesn't find Carrie's new shorter hairdo attractive.

		10/17/2024 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Puffy Shirt
	Jerry is coerced into wearing a ridiculous "puffy" shirt designed by Kramer's girlfriend when he appears on the NBC News' "Today" with Bryant Gumbel.

		10/17/2024 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Sniffing Accountant
	Worried about their investments, Jerry, Kramer and Newman search for clues to determine if their accountant's unexplained sniffle could be related to something he may have snorted.

		10/17/2024 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Bris
	Jerry and Elaine agree to be godparents to a couple's newborn boy, but they're apprehensive about the duties they must perform at the baby's first religious ceremony.

		10/17/2024 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Lip Reader
	George tries to capitalize on Jerry's date with a deaf woman.

		10/18/2024 12:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Exile On Lame Street
	Christine objects when Richard and "new" Christine want to take Ritchie to a Rolling Stones concert. Fearing that her son is too young to be exposed to the vices on display there, Christine initially forbids it.

		10/18/2024 12:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Some Of My Best Friends Are Portuguese
	Shut out once again by the judgmental moms at Ritchie's school, Christine is overjoyed to finally make friends with another down-to-earth working woman, Belinda (ANA ORTIZ), who invites her over for a drink after work.

		10/18/2024 1:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Fair To Remember, A
	While volunteering at the spring carnival at Ritchie's school, Christine is surprised to learn that there's a hot new dad at the school--and excited that it's her ex-boyfriend, Burton (recurring guest star MATT LETSCHER).

		10/18/2024 1:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Passion Of Christine, The
	When Christine and the other moms meet the class' disarmingly handsome new teacher, Daniel Harris (recurring guest star BLAIR UNDERWOOD), they decide to schedule a few parent-teacher conferences immediately.

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		10/18/2024 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	New Doctor in Town
	The town's new doctor is shunned by all the Mayberry citizens until Andy shows his faith in the young MD by letting him remove Opie's tonsils.

		10/18/2024 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Don't Miss a Good Bet
	Andy and four of his level-headed friends and relatives are taken in by a con man's get-rich-quick scheme.

		10/18/2024 4:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Dinner at Eight
	Andy looks forward to eating a few snacks and spending an evening alone in the house be he finds he must eat three spaghetti dinners cooked by thoughtful friends.

		10/18/2024 4:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	A Visit To Barney Fife
	Andy visits Barney, now with the Raleigh police department, and makes a hero out of his bumbling former deputy

		10/18/2024 5:00 am	MASH	In Love and War
	Hawkeye falls in love with Kyong Soon, a Korean woman who is caring for her sick mother and orphaned children. But all hope is lost as Kyong takes her possessions and the children to the south after her mother has died.

		10/18/2024 5:30 am	MASH	Change Day
	Charles plans a scheme to get rich when he discovers that blue scrip is going to be exchanged for red. Hawkeye and B.J. outsmart him, and he is left holding the worthless scrip. Klinger tries to get into West Point so that he ca

		10/18/2024 6:00 am	MASH	Images
	Radar notices a number of tattoos on one of the wounded, and convinces himself that with a tattoo he will be irresistible to women. Everyone tries to discourage him, and he admits to having received a tattoo that will wash off.

		10/18/2024 6:30 am	MASH	The Grim Reaper
	Colonel Victor Bloodworth predicts that 280 wounded will arrive at the 4077th. Hawkeye is antagonized by Bloodworth and shoves him against a wall. Bloodworth presses for a court martial until he becomes one of the wounded and wa

		10/18/2024 7:00 am	Bonanza	The Outcast
	Leta Malvet has become an outcast with the people of town, after her father and brother are hanged for murder. Now she can only look to her friend Clay Renton, a former banck robber, who is staying at the Cartwrights.

		10/18/2024 8:00 am	Gunsmoke	The Ladies from St. Louis
	Five nuns bring a wounded outlaw into Dodge City, then are reluctant to turn him in because he saved their lives.

		10/18/2024 9:00 am	Gunsmoke	Nitro (Tiger by the Tail) Part 1
	A lovesick, broke transient embarks on a lucrative but perilous career--boiling nitroglycerine off dynamite for a gang of robbers.

		10/18/2024 10:00 am	Gunsmoke	Nitro (Tiger by the Tail) Part 2
	Matt Dillon hunts a gang that has shattered one safe after another with nitroglycerine.

		10/18/2024 11:00 am	Gunsmoke	The Wreckers
	Kitty helps Marshal Matt Dillon switch identities with a killer in order to escape, when they are kidnapped by outlaws.

		10/18/2024 12:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	The Bank Job
	Barney is convinced that Opie's piggy bank is safer than the Mayberry bank -- and sets out to prove his point.

		10/18/2024 12:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	One-Punch-Opie
	Opie must either learn how to box or lose prestige among his peers when a new boy moves into town.

		10/18/2024 1:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Barney and the Governor
	Barney hangs a parking ticket on the Governor's car, and refuses to tear it up.

		10/18/2024 1:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Man in a Hurry
	A car containing a high-powered businessman breaks down in low-powered Mayberry.

		10/18/2024 2:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	High Noon in Mayberry
	Barney is sure that a Main Street gun duel is in the offing when an ex-con comes to town.

		10/18/2024 2:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	The Loaded Goat
	Mayberry fears disaster when the sheriff discovers that a farmer's goat has eaten a good-sized meal of dynamite.

		10/18/2024 3:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Big Shots
	Trying to impress Robert when they visit the Baseball Hall of Fame in Cooperstown, Ray uses his “weight” as a sports writer for Newsday to jump to the front of the line to meet the members of the '69 Miracle New York Mets.

		10/18/2024 3:35 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Move Over
	When Ray confides to Debra that her constant need to cuddle and “be on top of him” when they are sleeping is causing him too many sleepless nights, Debra is more than happy to comply with his request to give him his space.

		10/18/2024 4:10 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Getaway
	Debra and Ray feel tremendous pressure to show each other a good time on a romantic weekend getaway in Vermont. From the moment they set foot in the bed and breakfast, it's apparent that theyare trying a bit too hard.

		10/18/2024 4:45 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Working Girl
	When Debra gets a part-time job in the big city, an unhappy Ray is left to fend for himself, and Marie is left wondering what's to become of the children, the house and her beloved son now that they will be neglected.

		10/18/2024 5:20 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Be Nice
	When Ray babysits for the kids at the park and Debra sees how sweet and helpful he is towards the other mothers, she demands to know why she does not receive the same treatment.

		10/18/2024 5:55 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Dancing with Debra
	After Ray urges Debra to go swing dancing with Robert (letting himself off the hook), he can't believe how infatuated the two become with their new hobby, and it's starting to tick him off.

		10/18/2024 6:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Robert Moves Back
	When Robert and Amy get caught alone by some of Robert's fellow apartment tenants, they are desperate to find a play where they can have time to themselves. Ray comes to the rescue by allowing them to move into the basement.

		10/18/2024 7:00 pm	King of Queens	Emotional Rollercoaster
	Doug lies to Carrie and tells her that he regrets not accomplishing more in life and that he's going to sign up for the IPS management program. He gets busted when Carrie thanks his boss for accepting Doug into the program.

		10/18/2024 7:30 pm	King of Queens	Four Play
	Everything is great with the newly formed friendships until Kelly grows tired of Doug's forgetfulness. Meanwhile, Gloria, the coffee shop girl, takes Arthur's relationship advice, and has success when she does the opposite.

		10/18/2024 8:00 pm	King of Queens	Hartford Wailer
	Carrie convinces her female co-workers to blow off work and take advantage of a hotel spa, after telling Doug that she'll be working all weekend. She gets caught in the lie when he discovers that she already has an appointment.

		10/18/2024 8:30 pm	King of Queens	Fight Schlub
	When Doug starts hanging out with Joe, a driver at Priority Plus, his fellow drivers lose all respect for him. When Joe invites Doug to a concert, he realizes that Joe was acting friendly only so he could play a trick on Doug.

		10/18/2024 9:00 pm	King of Queens	Acting Out
	Arthur accidently starts a fire while cooking bacon and Carrie and Doug decide it is time to move Arthur into a retirement home. Doug then starts feeling guilty about abandoning him, and tries to convince Carrie to let him stay.

		10/18/2024 9:30 pm	King of Queens	Mama Cast
	When Carries tells Doug to find a way to invest their tax return check, Doug decides to buy an ice cream truck he sees for sale. Thinking this is a good way to make money, he sets out to sell ice cream.

		10/18/2024 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Non-Fat Yogurt
	Jerry and Elaine question Kramer's claim about a non-fat yogurt.

		10/18/2024 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Barber
	Jerry frets over leaving his incompetent barber; George gets a job.

		10/18/2024 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Masseuse
	Jerry yearns for a massage from his new girlfriend; Elaine worries about her new boyfriend's name.

		10/18/2024 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Cigar Store Indian
	Elaine's Native American friend Winona thinks Jerry is racially insensitive when he presents Elaine with a cigar-store Indian statue as a peace offering after not driving her home from George's place.

		10/19/2024 12:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Answer Is Maybe, The
	Worried about Richard's indiscriminate dating habits and reluctantly realizing that she misses New Christine as well, Christine vows to bring the couple back together.

		10/19/2024 12:40 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Come to Papa Jeff
	When Christine's parents are unable to attend Grandparents' Day at Ritchie's school, New Christine suggests that Jeff (recurring guest star SCOTT BAKULA), the new man in Christine's life, go as Ritchie's special friend.

		10/19/2024 1:20 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Oh God, Yes
	Christine is surprised when Ritchie expresses a newfound interest in religion after returning from a church festival with Richard and New Christine.

		10/19/2024 2:00 am	Roseanne	Bed and Bored
	Feigning illness for preferential treatment, Roseanne claims the doctor has ordered a week of bed rest. However, her grand scheme quickly turns stale when she finds herself bedridden and bored. Jackie and Bev come to blows.

		10/19/2024 2:36 am	Roseanne	Sisters
	Fred's unhappy that DJ's spending all his spare time at Jackie's house. Becky and Darlene find common ground.

		10/19/2024 3:12 am	Roseanne	Lost Youth
	Jackie finds her love life with Fred to be predictable. Mark is jealous of David's academic success and takes it out on his new relationship.

		10/19/2024 3:48 am	Roseanne	Single Married Female
	After discovering Jackie cavorting with another man, Dan makes the difficult decision to tell Fred. Ironically, Jackie realizes her wrongdoing in time to catch Fred moving out of the house.

		10/19/2024 4:24 am	Roseanne	The Clip Show: All About Rosey Part 1
	A pre-adolescent Roseanne and Jackie glimpse future events through a fortune teller's crystal ball.

		10/19/2024 5:00 am	Roseanne	The Clip Show: All About Rosey Part 2
	Decades in the future, a manic-depressive adult DJ remembers snippets of his childhood during a psychiatric appointment.

		10/19/2024 5:36 am	Roseanne	Husbands and Wives
	Roseanne is up to her usual schemes. First, she cons Darlene out of a portion of her monthly allowance. Then, she plots to reunite Fred and Jackie. There's one glitch - Jackie's not sure she wants Fred back!

		10/19/2024 6:12 am	Roseanne	Happy Trailers
	Roseanne and Dan secretly attempt to help Becky and Mark with money after they move into a shabby trailer. A further case for concern is the couple's boozy trailer-park neighbor, Sharon.

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Available schedules: 06/25/2022 - 06/13/2026 •Time zone: Eastern Daylight Time (EDT) UTC -4 • Country: United States •Language: English

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