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		10/21/2024 8:00 pm	King of Queens	Major Disturbance
	Doug is reading Major a bedtime story and changes the end to make it scarier. The story ends up traumatizing Major, causing Kelly and Deacon to have problems getting him to be babysat by Doug.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Major Disturbance Localized description: Doug is reading Major a bedtime story and changes the end to make it scarier. The story ends up traumatizing Major, causing Kelly and Deacon to have problems getting him to be babysat by Doug.
		10/21/2024 8:30 pm	King of Queens	Ruff Goin'
	When Doug and Carrie are not invited to the block party, Doug shows up anyway and ends up adopting a dog to prove he is a good person. He realizes a dog is a lot of work and wants to find a way to return it without looking bad.

		10/21/2024 9:00 pm	King of Queens	Brace Yourself
	When Deacon's son draws a picture of Arthur with crooked teeth, Arthur decides he needs braces. Doug uses this idea to try to improve Carrie by having Deacon's son draw a picture of her flat-chested.

		10/21/2024 9:30 pm	King of Queens	Home Cheapo
	When Deacon and Kelly buy a lake house, Carrie convinces Doug that they were able to afford it because they are so cheap. When Doug & Carrie go to the new home, they decide to get back at them by making them pay for everything.

		10/21/2024 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Wink
	Grapefruit juice in George's eye unleashes a wild chain-reaction of events.

		10/21/2024 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Hot Tub
	Jerry worries when Elaine hosts a marathon runner with a tendency to oversleep, while Kramer's new hot tub gets him in hot water.

		10/21/2024 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Soup Nazi
	A demanding soup stand chef bans Elaine from eating his wares.

		10/21/2024 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Secret Code
	George's secret bank code inadvertently becomes a dying woman's last word.

		10/22/2024 12:00 am	Mom	Zombies and Cobb Salad
	When Bonnie loses her job and struggles to keep her life together, Christy tries to get her back on track.

		10/22/2024 12:30 am	Mom	Belgian Waffles and Bathroom Privileges
	Christy has trouble accepting how much easier life is with Bonnie in the house. Meanwhile Baxter sets up camp in the driveway.

		10/22/2024 1:00 am	Mom	Cotton Candy and Blended Fish
	Christy and Bonnie go above and beyond to help Marjorie...and her eight cats...as she deals with a serious health issue. Meanwhile, Violet is frustrated with the realities of pregnancy.

		10/22/2024 1:30 am	Mom	Corned Beef and Handcuffs
	Christy gets stuck in the middle when Bonnie and Chef Rudy start dating.

		10/22/2024 2:00 am	Paid Programming (30)


		10/22/2024 2:30 am	Paid Programming (30)


		10/22/2024 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	The Statute
	Andy and aunt Bee learn their ancestor was the state's biggest swindler, just before the town of Mayberry unveils his statue as a hero.

		10/22/2024 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Helen, The Authoress
	Helen writes a children's book that is accepted for publication and Andy faces the disquieting prospect of being the fiancee of a celebrity.

		10/22/2024 4:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Goodbye, Dolly
	Andy and Opie face the difficult problem of helping an old milk-wagon horse find contentment in retirement

		10/22/2024 4:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Opie's Piano Lesson
	Opie insists on studying piano until he finds out that football practice and piano practice are incompatible.

		10/22/2024 5:00 am	MASH	Your Hit Parade
	With the arrival of a shipment of records, Radar plays the part of a disc jockey and helps to get everyone through the incredibly long deluge of wounded.

		10/22/2024 5:35 am	MASH	What's up, Doc?
	Hot Lips, believing herself to be pregnant, asks Hawkeye to test her. The only rabbit available to use for the test is Radar's pet, Fluffy. Meanwhile, Martinson, a patient, holds Charles at gunpoint, demanding he be sent back to

		10/22/2024 6:10 am	MASH	Temporary Duty
	With a temporary transfer of personnel between the 4077th and the 8063rd, Captain Roy Dupree replaces Hawkeye, whilst Lorraine Anderson makes eyes at Charles. Fearing this to be permanent, Charles and B.J. successfully conspire

		10/22/2024 6:45 am	Bonanza	The Gunmen
	When Joe and Hoss are in Texas they are mistaken for the Slade brothers who were involved in a feud between two familes. Because they are thought to be the Slade brothers they are thrown and jail and have to be rescued by one o

		10/22/2024 7:50 am	Gunsmoke	A Hat
	A cattle baron and a legendary frontiersman involve Marshal Matt Dillon in their life-and-death dispute over a hat.

		10/22/2024 8:55 am	Gunsmoke	Hard-Luck Henry
	Festus is known as "the smartest Haggen", but he regrets the title when his cousin "Hard-Luck" Henry Haggen comes looking for advice .

		10/22/2024 10:00 am	Gunsmoke	Major Glory
	Two recaptured Army deserters frame Festus Haggen in an attempted murder of their sergeant.

		10/22/2024 11:00 am	Gunsmoke	The Pillagers
	Kitty Russell and a young gunsmith from the East are abducted from a stagecoach while on the trail to Dodge City.

		10/22/2024 12:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	The Darlings are Coming
	The sheriff has his hands full as a clan of mountain musicians descend on Mayberry to meet a bus.

		10/22/2024 12:36 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Andy's English Valet
	An English tourist works off his reckless driving fine by being a valet and chauffeur for Andy.

		10/22/2024 1:12 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Barney's First Car
	Jim Nabors appears as Gomer Pyle as Barney invests his life's savings in a used car.

		10/22/2024 1:48 pm	Andy Griffith Show	The Rivals
	Opie suffers from puppy love so Barney attempts to show him how to handle women.

		10/22/2024 2:24 pm	Andy Griffith Show	A Wife for Andy
	Barney decides that it's time to push Andy into matrimony, but Barney's marriage bureau collapses at a frantic dinner party.

		10/22/2024 3:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Bully on the Bus
	Ray and Debra have differing points of view on how best to handle the situation when they learn that Ally has been bullying another child on the school bus.

		10/22/2024 3:35 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Prodigal Son
	Everyone gets on Ray's case because he doesn't go to Sunday Mass. When Ray starts feeling guilty about the good example Frank is setting by attending church, he commits to becoming a regular parishioner.

		10/22/2024 4:10 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Robert's Rodeo
	Ray feels tremendous guilt when he cancels plans with Robert, who then gets hurt in the line of duty, when he should have been hanging out with his brother.

		10/22/2024 4:45 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Tenth Anniversary
	As Debra and Ray celebrate their 10th anniversary, she discovers that he taped over their wedding video years before with the '91 SuperBowl. Ray must renew their vows in front of family and friends with all the trimmings.

		10/22/2024 5:20 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Hackidu
	Ray screws up a “Hackidu” (à la Pokemon) trade for his daughter, Ally, by giving away a “Scramisaur” card that ends up being worth a lot of money.

		10/22/2024 5:55 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Debra Makes Something Good
	Debra throws the Barone family into turmoil when she finally creates a dish that everyone likes. Ray can't believe it when he samples Debra's braciole.

		10/22/2024 6:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Marie and Frank's New Friends
	Ray and Debra devise a plan to push Frank and Marie into making new friends, thus leaving the older couple with less time to bother them. It seems perfect, but the situation is complicated by their new friend's reaction to Ray.

		10/22/2024 7:05 pm	King of Queens	Offensive Fowl
	Doug, in an effort to be more healthy decides to become a vegetarian, which angers Carrie when he decides to push his new beliefs on her.

		10/22/2024 7:40 pm	King of Queens	Mild Bunch
	Doug runs into an old friend at his high school reunion and they decide to play a prank on the principle to get revenge for an event of the past.

		10/22/2024 8:15 pm	King of Queens	Manhattan Project
	When an apartment in Manhattan becomes available to Doug and Carrie, Carrie sees it as a chance to live out her dream of living in the city, but Doug wants nothing to do with it.

		10/22/2024 8:50 pm	King of Queens	Single Spaced
	Doug and Carrie decide to go visit their priest for some marriage counseling, and while there they run into some old friends who just had a baby. This causes them to consider a child.

		10/22/2024 9:25 pm	King of Queens	China Syndrome Part 1
	Arthur's wedding day is here but he soon finds himself without a bride when Ava St. Clair leaves him for not being gay. Doug, still mad at Carrie, decides he is going to divorce her, and shows up drunk at the wedding.

		10/22/2024 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Pool Guy
	George worries about Susan becoming friendly with his pals.

		10/22/2024 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Sponge
	As Jerry conceals how he got an unlisted phone number, Elaine's favorite birth control device is discontinued.

		10/22/2024 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Gum
	While helping Kramer revive an old movie theatre, George is mistaken for being insane.

		10/22/2024 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Rye
	George must replace a loaf of bread his parents took from Susan's mom and dad.

		10/23/2024 12:00 am	Mom	Hot Soup and Shingles
	When Christy sprains her ankle, she refuses to admit she needs Bonnie's help. Meanwhile, Luke turns to Baxter for advice about being a father.

		10/23/2024 12:30 am	Mom	Leather Cribs and Medieval Rack
	Christy and Bonnie come clean about the secrets they've been keeping from each other. Meanwhile, Violet and Luke discover they have different ideas about parenting.

		10/23/2024 1:00 am	Mom	Fireballs and Bullet Holes
	Christy tries to start a relationship with her father, Alvin, while Bonnie struggles to accept the fact that Christy wants him in her life.

		10/23/2024 1:30 am	Mom	Nietzsche and a Beer Run
	Christy is tempted by her old vices when she dates an attractive, hard-partying man named David. Bonnie decides her advice is worth money and becomes a life coach.

		10/23/2024 2:00 am	Paid Programming (30)


		10/23/2024 2:30 am	Paid Programming (30)


		10/23/2024 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Howard, The Comedian
	Staid County Clerk Sprague becomes a comedian and even gets on a TV Amateur Hour

		10/23/2024 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Big Brother
	County Clerk Howard Sprague volunteers to become the Big Brother of a high school boy.

		10/23/2024 4:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Opie's Most Unforgettable Character
	Andy is distressed when Opie chooses someone else as his "Most Unforgettable character" for a school composition

		10/23/2024 4:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Goober's Contest
	Goober faces disaster when a printing error awards Floyd a large cash prize in his gas station contest

		10/23/2024 5:00 am	MASH	Potter's Retirement
	Potter is upset when General Waldo Kent informs him that people in the 4077th are complaining about his leadership. Potter returns to camp and discovers that the complaints are coming from a Corporal (actually Lieutenant) Benson

		10/23/2024 5:35 am	MASH	Dr. Winchester and Mr. Hyde
	Charles takes amphetamines to keep up his energy level, and even drugs Radar's mouse, "Daisy", so that it will win a race against a Marine's mouse, "Sluggo".

		10/23/2024 6:10 am	MASH	Major Topper
	With the possibility of contaminated morphine, the doctors at the 4077th administer placebos to the patients, which seems to work. Meanwhile, a new soldier, "Boots" Miller, is released on a Section Eight.

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Available schedules: 06/25/2022 - 06/13/2026 •Time zone: Eastern Daylight Time (EDT) UTC -4 • Country: United States •Language: English

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