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11/27/2024 7:15 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug is sent to the hospital to have his appendix removed. When Carrie is visiting Doug, she hears him talking about other women in his sleep and she gets jealous about it. | |||||
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11/27/2024 7:50 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug has a new delivery route and has to deliver to a guy that always answers the door in nothing but a towel. Carrie takes up dog walking to make extra cash. Arthur has a burial plot to sell, but accidentally gives it away. | |||||
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11/27/2024 8:25 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Deacon has a new friend, but it turns out that his new friend is Doug's old enemy from high school. This causes trouble with their friendship because Doug still hates the him for telling people he ate food out of the trash can. | |||||
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11/27/2024 9:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As he and Jerry start their script, George confronts Susan's father about the cabin fire. | |||||
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11/27/2024 9:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| A simple night out turns into a nightmare when Jerry meets Elaine at the opera -- unaware that her new boyfriend is "Crazy Joe Davola," the maniac who's been stalking him and vowing revenge for some imagined slight. | |||||
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11/27/2024 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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11/27/2024 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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11/27/2024 11:00 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine is surprised when Ritchie expresses a newfound interest in religion after returning from a church festival with Richard and New Christine. | |||||
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11/27/2024 11:40 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| After announcing that she and her husband are getting a divorce, Barb (recurring guest star WANDA SYKES) moves in with Christine. | |||||
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11/28/2024 12:20 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| When manipulative moms Marly and Lindsay convince Christine to serve hot lunch at Ritchie's school, Christine finds herself serving with Stan. | |||||
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11/28/2024 1:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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11/28/2024 1:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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11/28/2024 2:00 am |
MASH |
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| Trapper and Hawkeye seek to keep a new nurse from being transferred by Hot Lips, and they vie for her affection. Henry Blake, challenged by another commander to a boxing tournament, makes Trapper fight a big, intimidating soldie | |||||
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11/28/2024 2:30 am |
MASH |
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| The 4077th is designated as the setting for the making of an army film on Mobile Army Surgical Hospital units. Hawkeye is chosen as the star while Margaret and Frank compose a screenplay. The Eye Of The Hawk objects to the piece | |||||
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11/28/2024 3:00 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye creates a fake doctor, Captain Jonathan S. Tuttle, to give supplies to the local orphans. Henry wants Tuttle to be officer of the day, so Hawkeye creates a fake personnel file, and all his back pay is given to the orphan | |||||
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11/28/2024 3:30 am |
MASH |
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| The camp tunes into the Army/Navy football game, only to be shelled and have an unexploded bomb land in the middle of the compound. They ring around trying to identify the bomb, and the camp prepares for the worst. Hawkeye and T | |||||
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11/28/2024 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| Henry's departure to Tokyo leaves Major Burns in charge of the 4077th. He declares total prohibition of alcohol, which leads to a near riot amongst the camp, especially from Hawkeye and Trapper. | |||||
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11/28/2024 4:30 am |
MASH |
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| Sick and tired of having liver and fish for an 11-day stretch, Hawkeye, driven near to insanity, starts a riot in the mess tent. He and Trapper then orders spare ribs and sauce from the best place he ever had them, in Chicago. T | |||||
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11/28/2024 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| When Hot Lips confines Nurse Baker to her quarters, little does she know that Baker's husband has arrived in the camp. Hawkeye and B.J. put them together in Hot Lips' tent, telling everyone that a quarantined patient has been pl | |||||
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11/28/2024 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| Sidney Freedman, feeling depressed, visits the 4077th to observe how they fare under the pressures of war. He begins a letter to Sigmund Freud as a form of self-therapy, and releases his tension in the form of a practical joke w | |||||
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11/28/2024 6:00 am |
MASH |
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| Befuddled by a crossword puzzle, Hawkeye persuades his old friend Tippy Brooks, a whiz at puzzles, brought to camp. Tippy arrives with his commanding officer Admiral Prescot, thinking it's a medical emergency. Having scrubbed up | |||||
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11/28/2024 6:30 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye and BJ lose their way while rushing urgently needed antibiotics to the 4077th, which is wracked with low-mileage Thanksgiving turkey-induced salmonella. Wandering back to M*A*S*H, the pair are found by a peculiar North K | |||||
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11/28/2024 7:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and Barney finally solve the problem of moonshining in Mayberry. | |||||
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11/28/2024 7:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy faced with the unpleasant duty of serving an eviction notice, discovers a way to save the mortgagee's home. | |||||
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11/28/2024 8:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and Aunt Bee find that a good father-son relationship is more important to Opie than keeping him away from the sheriff's office. | |||||
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11/28/2024 8:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie's friendship with a hobo begins to affect his ability to tell right from wrong. | |||||
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11/28/2024 9:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Rather than eat Aunt Bee's indigestible home-made pickles, Andy and Barney secretly substitute store-bought pickles in her preserving jars. | |||||
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11/28/2024 9:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A misunderstanding leads Andy and Aunt Bee to believe that they are both anxious to get married. | |||||
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11/28/2024 10:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| When Opie starts talking about Mr. McBeevee, Andy and Barney suspect that the boy has an imaginary friend. | |||||
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11/28/2024 10:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| The Mayberry mayor demands that Andy get a crime expert from the city to help solve several cow thefts. | |||||
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11/28/2024 11:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney is convinced that Opie's piggy bank is safer than the Mayberry bank -- and sets out to prove his point. | |||||
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11/28/2024 11:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney hangs a parking ticket on the Governor's car, and refuses to tear it up. | |||||
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11/28/2024 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| The sheriff's knowledge of American history is put to the test by Opie and an attractive new history teacher. | |||||
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11/28/2024 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| The sheriff has his hands full as a clan of mountain musicians descend on Mayberry to meet a bus. | |||||
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11/28/2024 1:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Although Marie has always cooked the traditional turkey for Thanksgiving, Debra decides it's her turn to prepare the holiday meal. Not wanting to compete with Marie's turkey, she chooses to serve fish. | |||||
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11/28/2024 1:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray and his family play a game of “Scruples” after their cable goes out and they have nothing but time on their hands, they find themselves arguing about honesty. | |||||
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11/28/2024 2:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Debra's mother comes to visit the family for a week, Debra finds herself shocked to discover that she wishes her mom were more like Marie. | |||||
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11/28/2024 2:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra, Ray, and the kids make plans to spend the holiday at Frank and Marie's house. But their dreams of turkey with sausage stuffing and yams with marshmallows on top are quickly shattered by Marie's new heart-healthy diet. | |||||
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11/28/2024 3:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Inspired by how well the Barones got along at Thanksgiving dinner, Debra is intent on finding a way to improve her relationship with Marie. | |||||
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11/28/2024 3:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray finally reaches the breaking point with his parents and kicks them out of his house. Ray and Debra lose their cool when Frank and Marie pull the ultimate unannounced visit to their home. | |||||
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11/28/2024 4:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| It's the first Thanksgiving since Debra's parents have been divorced and Debra is thrilled that both her parents have agreed to have dinner with them. However, she soon learns that Warren is bringing a date. | |||||
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11/28/2024 4:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| While Raymond, Robert and Frank don't want to bring up the fact that Marie is having vision trouble, Debra decides to level with her and suggests she visit an eye doctor. | |||||
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11/28/2024 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When the Barones arrive at the Pennsylvania home of Amy's parents, they find that their differing family traditions encourage lots of lively conversation. If only the MacDougalls owned a television set! | |||||
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11/28/2024 6:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra invites her divorced parents to Thanksgiving dinner. Marie agrees to let Lois stay with her while Warren sleeps in Ray and Debra's bed. Ray is traumatized when he walks in on Lois and Warren having sex in his room. | |||||
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11/28/2024 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray is overjoyed by the reaction he is getting from friends and family who received a personalized “Barone” toaster from him as a gift. Even Debra's pretentious parents are thrilled with it. | |||||
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11/28/2024 7:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray believes he has finally found the ultimate Christmas gift for his parents. If nothing else, it will certainly be something they will remember forever. | |||||
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11/28/2024 7:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray buys Debra an elaborate Christmas gift in the hopes that she will be so impressed, she will let him go on a weekend golf trip with his buddies. Ray believes he has the whole scenario worked out. | |||||
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11/28/2024 8:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Marie becomes jealous when she receives a letter from a relative detailing how wonderful her life is and how well her kids are doing. She asks Debra for help in writing a Barone family update. | |||||
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11/28/2024 8:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Raymond lies and tells Debra that he's already bought her an incredibly thoughtful Christmas present, he frantically tries to figure out what to get. | |||||
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11/28/2024 9:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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11/28/2024 9:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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11/28/2024 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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11/28/2024 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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11/28/2024 11:00 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine dreads going home to see her mother (guest star BRENDA BLETHYN - "Secrets & Lies," "Saving Grace") at Thanksgiving, but she discovers a secret they have in common. | |||||
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11/28/2024 11:30 pm |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine and Barb may lose their gym franchise when a representative from their parent company (guest star MEGAN MULLALLY) informs them that a contractual clause has been broken. | |||||
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11/29/2024 12:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| When Christine and Barb can't get a loan to keep their gym franchise, they decide to transform their building into a day spa. | |||||
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11/29/2024 12:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine realizes that one of the fathers at Ritchie's Parents Orientation was the seventh grade classmate who ruined her reputation, and she decides to take revenge. | |||||
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11/29/2024 1:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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11/29/2024 1:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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11/29/2024 2:00 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye writes home, describing Christmas in Korea. | |||||
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11/29/2024 2:30 am |
MASH |
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| The camp tunes into the Army/Navy football game, only to be shelled and have an unexploded bomb land in the middle of the compound. They ring around trying to identify the bomb, and the camp prepares for the worst. Hawkeye and T | |||||
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11/29/2024 3:00 am |
MASH |
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| Colonel Potter, deciding that the camp is out of shape, enforces a calisthenics course. When nobody is enjoying it, he makes it fun by splitting the camp into two teams. These teams compete for three day R&R passes. Klinger trie | |||||
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11/29/2024 3:30 am |
MASH |
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| After Charles hands B.J. two hundred dollars, he begins to take advantage. Everyone gets together and persuades Charles to play poker. He has incredible beginner's luck until Radar discovers that Charles whistles loudly when he | |||||
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11/29/2024 4:00 am |
MASH |
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| Charles becomes so irate, when he is turned down for a future medical position at home, that he refuses to talk to anyone in the unit, until Hawkeye and B.J. send him a false telegram from home. Meanwhile, a young soldier, Jerry | |||||
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11/29/2024 4:30 am |
MASH |
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| While everyone is complaining about the record cold snap, Charles becomes the most unpopular man in camp, when his parents send him a winter-ized polar suit that he insists on flaunting in front of everyone. | |||||
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11/29/2024 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Father Mulcahy writes a pre-Christmas letter to his sister, who is a nun. He recounts his frustrations at not being more effective at the 4077th. | |||||
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11/29/2024 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| Talk of a post-war reunion gives BJ an idea- planning a present-day stateside gathering of 4077th families. He continues to obsess with the idea even under the duress of bug-out instigated by a Chinese breakthrough. Also, Klinge | |||||
