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		12/07/2024 7:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Chinese Woman
	Crossed phone lines get Jerry a date and exposes the Costanza's plans to divorce.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Chinese Woman Localized description: Crossed phone lines get Jerry a date and exposes the Costanza's plans to divorce.
		12/07/2024 7:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Couch
	Jerry's new couch gets Elaine a new boyfriend.

		12/07/2024 8:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Gymnast
	Jerry is intrigued with the possibilities when he starts dating a former Olympic gymnast.

		12/07/2024 8:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Scofflaw
	George learns the truth about a friend's illness; Kramer helps bring in a notorious scofflaw.

		12/07/2024 9:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Beard
	Elaine sets out to change a gay man's sexual preference.

		12/07/2024 9:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Kiss Hello
	Jerry rebels at an intimate gesture as Kramer attempts to make their building more friendly.

		12/07/2024 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Doorman
	Jerry is intimated by Mr. Pitt's doorman.

		12/07/2024 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Jimmy
	George's new basketball teammate brings him into a new business deal.

		12/07/2024 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Doodle
	George is upset by a girlfriend's artistic rendering of him; Jerry's flea infested apartment forces his parents into Elaine's luxury hotel suite.

		12/07/2024 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Diplomat's Club
	Jerry's plans to meet a gorgeous model for an airport rendezvous are derailed.

		12/08/2024 12:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Beauty is Only Spanx Deep
	After a pretty young waitress flirts with Mr. Harris (recurring guest star BLAIR UNDERWOOD), Christine worries he will leave her for someone younger and visits a plastic surgeon.

		12/08/2024 12:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Popular
	Christine is shocked when a new dad at Ritchie's school calls her a "meanie mom" for being judgmental and standoffish, and dumps her for Marly and Lindsay.

		12/08/2024 1:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Traffic
	Christine attempts to stop sulking and get over her breakup with Mr. Harris. Meanwhile, Matthew goes to therapy and learns that his intimacy issues are due to his dysfunctional relationship with his sister, Christine.

		12/08/2024 1:36 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Between A Rock And A Hard Place
	Christine promises to accompany Mr. Harris (recurring guest star BLAIR UNDERWOOD) to an important event, but leaves him hanging when Ritchie's soccer game runs long.

		12/08/2024 2:12 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	The New Adventures of Old Christine
	Christine reluctantly lets New Christine set her up on a blind date, but the date goes from bad to worse as Christine discovers he is not who he made himself out to be.

		12/08/2024 2:48 am	The Golden Girls	That Was No Lady
	Dorothy latest boyfriend, Glen, shocks her when he reveals he's married. She surprises herself when she finds herself sneaking around to be with him. Blanche unloads her old car on Rose in order to buy a new one.

		12/08/2024 3:24 am	The Golden Girls	In a Bed of Rose's
	Late one evening, Rose brings a man home and they spend the night together. However, in the morning she finds that he has passed away. Even worse, she later discovers he was married.

		12/08/2024 4:00 am	The Golden Girls	The Truth Will Out
	Rose is apprehensive about a visit from her daughter and granddaughter, since their reason for coming is to settle Rose's late-husband's will. Meanwhile, Blanche gets caught up in the tabloids of a society murder.

		12/08/2024 4:30 am	The Golden Girls	Nice and Easy
	Blanche's visiting niece is a chip right off the old block when she dates a different man all night every night. Dorothy does battle with a mouse living in the house.

		12/08/2024 5:00 am	The Golden Girls	The Operation
	Dorothy is hesitant about having foot surgery just as she was scheduled to tap dance with Blanche and Rose at a dance recital.

		12/08/2024 5:30 am	The Golden Girls	Second Motherhood
	Blanche is romanced by a wealthy suitor who she learns has several small children. This fact dampens his proposal of marriage. Meanwhile, Dorothy and Rose go to bat with the bathroom plumbing.

		12/08/2024 6:00 am	The Golden Girls	Adult Education
	Blanche's professor sexually harasses her when he asks for help on a difficult test. If she has sex with him, he'll give her an "A." Dorothy, Rose, and Sophia each try to get tickets for a sold out Frank Sinatra concert.

		12/08/2024 6:30 am	The Golden Girls	The Flu
	A week before an awards ceremony, Blanche, Dorothy and Rose each come down with a nasty flu, which compounds their arguing over who will win a prestigious award.

		12/08/2024 7:00 am	The Golden Girls	Job Hunting
	Rose loses her job at the grief center and begins searching for other sources of work. Meanwhile, Blanche tries to lose a few pounds and Dorothy is excited when a man she once had a crush on contacts her and asks her out.

		12/08/2024 7:30 am	The Golden Girls	Blind Ambitions
	Rose's sister, Lily must deal with life as a blind person after recently losing her sight. Meanwhile, the girls hold a garage sale in order to buy a new TV but find it hard to part with things.

		12/08/2024 8:00 am	The Golden Girls	'Twas the Nightmare Before Christmas
	The girls each plan to spend Christmas with their families but a series of strange occurrences lead them to spend Christmas together in Miami.

		12/08/2024 8:30 am	Mike & Molly	First Christmas
	Mike tries to find the perfect Christmas gift for Molly.

		12/08/2024 9:00 am	Mike & Molly	Christmas Break
	Disappointment at work threatens to ruin Molly's Christmas.

		12/08/2024 9:30 am	Mike & Molly	Karaoke Christmas
	Mike worries over Molly's Christmas spending habits.

		12/08/2024 10:00 am	The Ball	The Ball
	Ray Barone and his wife Debra live across the street from Ray's parents, Marie and Frank, and his older brother, Robert - who all have strong opinions about how things should go in the Barone household.

		12/08/2024 10:30 am	Everybody Loves Raymond	All I Want For Christmas
	All Ray wants for Christmas is a little loving from his wife and he's willing to try anything and everything to have his holiday wish come true.

		12/08/2024 11:00 am	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Toaster
	Ray is overjoyed by the reaction he is getting from friends and family who received a personalized “Barone” toaster from him as a gift. Even Debra's pretentious parents are thrilled with it.

		12/08/2024 11:30 am	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Christmas Picture
	Ray believes he has finally found the ultimate Christmas gift for his parents. If nothing else, it will certainly be something they will remember forever.

		12/08/2024 12:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Christmas Present
	Ray buys Debra an elaborate Christmas gift in the hopes that she will be so impressed, she will let him go on a weekend golf trip with his buddies. Ray believes he has the whole scenario worked out.

		12/08/2024 12:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Season's Greetings
	Marie becomes jealous when she receives a letter from a relative detailing how wonderful her life is and how well her kids are doing. She asks Debra for help in writing a Barone family update.

		12/08/2024 1:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Thought That Counts
	When Raymond lies and tells Debra that he's already bought her an incredibly thoughtful Christmas present, he frantically tries to figure out what to get.

		12/08/2024 1:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Jazz Records
	Feeling guilty about a childhood mistake, Ray brings Frank a bag of CDs of all his jazz records, but they wind up in the basement with a stack of electronic gifts that Frank and Marie never use.

		12/08/2024 2:00 pm	King of Queens	Noel Cowards
	Doug's car breaks down and he has to buy a new one, but he can't afford it.

		12/08/2024 2:30 pm	King of Queens	Net Prophets
	Doug gets a $3000 dollar Christmas bonus and Carrie wants to invest it in the stock market. Doug can't handle it and keeps getting nervous when it falls.

		12/08/2024 3:00 pm	King of Queens	Better Camera
	Doug buys Carrie a camera for Christmas, but her office gives her a better one. Lou Ferigno moves in next door.

		12/08/2024 3:30 pm	King of Queens	Ovary Action
	Doug's parents come over for Christmas. Carrie is ovulating and they want to use this time to get pregnant, but Doug's parents are getting in the way.

		12/08/2024 4:00 pm	King of Queens	Mentalo Case
	Carrie is trying to get her dad the perfect gift for Christmas. Doug wants to buy a toy that is a collector's item for himself and Deacon wants it too.

		12/08/2024 4:30 pm	King of Queens	Santa Claustrophobia
	Carrie starts to work at IPS with Doug when the company gets busy during the holiday season. Doug can't stand this and begins suffering everyday. Arthur tries to get friends to be in a Christmas card with him.

		12/08/2024 5:00 pm	King of Queens	Silent Mite
	Carrie gets hit on by a midget while she and Doug are out shopping for a Christmas tree and Doug chases him away. When Doug realizes his wallet is gone, he thinks the midget stole it. He decides to hunt him down with Arthur.

		12/08/2024 5:30 pm	King of Queens	Baker's Doesn't
	Doug and Carrie are roped into helping out at their church during the holidays. Arthur and Spence attempt to write a Christmas song so they can cash in on the holiday, but soon realize it is going nowhere.

		12/08/2024 6:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Race
	Jerry finds an old high school classmate still disputes the outcome of a big race.

		12/08/2024 6:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Gum
	While helping Kramer revive an old movie theatre, George is mistaken for being insane.

		12/08/2024 7:00 pm	Seinfeld	Andrea Doria
	George squares off against a shipwreck survivor over a new apartment; Jerry attempts to help Newman get a much sought-after transfer to Hawaii.

		12/08/2024 7:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Strike
	Elaine accidentally gives out a fake phone number on the back of a free sandwich coupon; George's father revives a holiday he invented to replace Christmas.

		12/08/2024 8:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Red Dot
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		12/08/2024 8:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Pick
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		12/08/2024 9:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Race
	Jerry finds an old high school classmate still disputes the outcome of a big race.

		12/08/2024 9:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Gum
	While helping Kramer revive an old movie theatre, George is mistaken for being insane.

		12/08/2024 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	Andrea Doria
	George squares off against a shipwreck survivor over a new apartment; Jerry attempts to help Newman get a much sought-after transfer to Hawaii.

		12/08/2024 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Strike
	Elaine accidentally gives out a fake phone number on the back of a free sandwich coupon; George's father revives a holiday he invented to replace Christmas.

		12/08/2024 11:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Santa's Village of the Damned
	When Alan dates a cooking instructor, Sandy (Josie Davis), both he and Charlie gain weight. Meanwhile, the brothers agonize over whether or not to visit their mom for Christmas.

		12/08/2024 11:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Walnuts and Demerol
	As Charlie prepares for Christmas Eve alone with his date, he finds himself hosting an unwanted holiday party with his friends and family. Meanwhile, Evelyn becomes desperate to break them up before they go too far in their relationship.

		12/09/2024 12:00 am	Two and a Half Men	Warning, It's Dirty
	Charlie coaches Jake on the art of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for Christmas. Guest Stars: Carl Reiner

		12/09/2024 12:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	It's Beginning to Stink a Lot Like Christmas
	Christine attends her neighborhood Christmas party where she learns a juicy secret about her neighbor. MOLLY SHANNON ("Saturday Night Live") guest stars.

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		12/09/2024 2:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Opie's Job
	Opie gets a part-time job in a grocery store, but gives it up because another boys needs employment more.

		12/09/2024 2:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Andy's Rival
	Jealousy appears in Mayberry when Andy realizes that a handsome big city teacher is spending evenings with Helen.

		12/09/2024 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	The Bazaar
	Andy's eager-beaver deputy jails Aunt Bee and her friends for gambling at their charity bazaar.

		12/09/2024 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Aunt Bee The Swinger
	Aunt Bee and her new boyfriend aren't as young as they used to be -- or as they at first think they are.

		12/09/2024 4:00 am	MASH	As You Were
	While there are no casualties, Hawkeye & Trapper crate up Frank while he sleeps and receive gorilla suits through the mail. Henry gets a tan and gives another sex orientation lecture. When the wounded start pouring in again, the

		12/09/2024 4:30 am	MASH	Crisis
	The supply lines to the camp are cut. Radar, the housing officer, starts doubling people up to save fuel and Klinger is thrown out of the nurse's tent. People start burning everything to stay warm while Frank wears his heated so

		12/09/2024 5:00 am	MASH	George
	Burns tries to slap a dishonorable discharge on a decorated soldier who admits to being a homosexual, Private Weston. Weston: "Two guys got beaten up in my outfit. One colored, the other homosexual. As you can see, Doc., I'm not

		12/09/2024 5:30 am	MASH	Mail Call
	The arrival of a new batch of mail leaves Trapper depressed, and thinking of desertion, despite Hawkeye's efforts to dissuade him. Meanwhile, Hawkeye learns that he has successfully tricked Frank into buying stocks in a fictitio

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