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		12/08/2024 7:00 pm	Seinfeld	Andrea Doria
	George squares off against a shipwreck survivor over a new apartment; Jerry attempts to help Newman get a much sought-after transfer to Hawaii.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: Andrea Doria Localized description: George squares off against a shipwreck survivor over a new apartment; Jerry attempts to help Newman get a much sought-after transfer to Hawaii.
		12/08/2024 7:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Strike
	Elaine accidentally gives out a fake phone number on the back of a free sandwich coupon; George's father revives a holiday he invented to replace Christmas.

		12/08/2024 8:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Red Dot
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		12/08/2024 8:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Pick
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		12/08/2024 9:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Race
	Jerry finds an old high school classmate still disputes the outcome of a big race.

		12/08/2024 9:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Gum
	While helping Kramer revive an old movie theatre, George is mistaken for being insane.

		12/08/2024 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	Andrea Doria
	George squares off against a shipwreck survivor over a new apartment; Jerry attempts to help Newman get a much sought-after transfer to Hawaii.

		12/08/2024 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Strike
	Elaine accidentally gives out a fake phone number on the back of a free sandwich coupon; George's father revives a holiday he invented to replace Christmas.

		12/08/2024 11:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Santa's Village of the Damned
	When Alan dates a cooking instructor, Sandy (Josie Davis), both he and Charlie gain weight. Meanwhile, the brothers agonize over whether or not to visit their mom for Christmas.

		12/08/2024 11:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Walnuts and Demerol
	As Charlie prepares for Christmas Eve alone with his date, he finds himself hosting an unwanted holiday party with his friends and family. Meanwhile, Evelyn becomes desperate to break them up before they go too far in their relationship.

		12/09/2024 12:00 am	Two and a Half Men	Warning, It's Dirty
	Charlie coaches Jake on the art of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for Christmas. Guest Stars: Carl Reiner

		12/09/2024 12:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	It's Beginning to Stink a Lot Like Christmas
	Christine attends her neighborhood Christmas party where she learns a juicy secret about her neighbor. MOLLY SHANNON ("Saturday Night Live") guest stars.

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		12/09/2024 2:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Opie's Job
	Opie gets a part-time job in a grocery store, but gives it up because another boys needs employment more.

		12/09/2024 2:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Andy's Rival
	Jealousy appears in Mayberry when Andy realizes that a handsome big city teacher is spending evenings with Helen.

		12/09/2024 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	The Bazaar
	Andy's eager-beaver deputy jails Aunt Bee and her friends for gambling at their charity bazaar.

		12/09/2024 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Aunt Bee The Swinger
	Aunt Bee and her new boyfriend aren't as young as they used to be -- or as they at first think they are.

		12/09/2024 4:00 am	MASH	As You Were
	While there are no casualties, Hawkeye & Trapper crate up Frank while he sleeps and receive gorilla suits through the mail. Henry gets a tan and gives another sex orientation lecture. When the wounded start pouring in again, the

		12/09/2024 4:30 am	MASH	Crisis
	The supply lines to the camp are cut. Radar, the housing officer, starts doubling people up to save fuel and Klinger is thrown out of the nurse's tent. People start burning everything to stay warm while Frank wears his heated so

		12/09/2024 5:00 am	MASH	George
	Burns tries to slap a dishonorable discharge on a decorated soldier who admits to being a homosexual, Private Weston. Weston: "Two guys got beaten up in my outfit. One colored, the other homosexual. As you can see, Doc., I'm not

		12/09/2024 5:30 am	MASH	Mail Call
	The arrival of a new batch of mail leaves Trapper depressed, and thinking of desertion, despite Hawkeye's efforts to dissuade him. Meanwhile, Hawkeye learns that he has successfully tricked Frank into buying stocks in a fictitio

		12/09/2024 6:00 am	Bonanza	Bank Run
	When Ben and Adam have to leave on business, Ben puts Joe in Charge. His first order of business, to rob the VIrginia City Bank, to which Hoss becomes an unwilling accomplice.

		12/09/2024 7:00 am	Gunsmoke	Eleven Dollars
	A spinster seeking a new life rides off to Abilene. Festus, riding after the girl to deliver some money due her, is bushwacked by a pair of down and out hide hunters.

		12/09/2024 8:00 am	Gunsmoke	Milligan
	A local farmer joins a posse and is criticized and punished for shooting an outlaw in the back.

		12/09/2024 9:00 am	Gunsmoke	Tatum
	An elderly ex-gunfighter demands to be buried in a cemetery next to his wife, but after his death the bitter townspeople oppose Matt and the law and try to prevent it.

		12/09/2024 10:00 am	Gunsmoke	The Sodbusters
	Marshal Dillon appears on the scene as a group of cattlemen are trying to gun down a farmer in a fight over water rights.

		12/09/2024 11:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Fun Girls
	Joyce Jameson and Jean Carson appear as two fun-loving blondes who upset the procedures and routine of the sheriff's office.

		12/09/2024 11:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Return of Malcolm Merriweather
	British comedian Bernard Fox plays the peripatetic Englishman who returns to Mayberry and upsets aunt Bee with his efficiency.

		12/09/2024 12:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	The Rumor
	Andy kisses Helen on the cheek and Barney interprets the kiss as tantamount to a secret engagement. the town gets the word and prepares a surprise party for the couple.

		12/09/2024 12:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Barney and Thelma Lou, Phfft
	Barney is furious when he sees his girl, Thelma Lou, kiss Gomer Pyle.

		12/09/2024 1:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Back to Nature
	Andy takes Opie and several of his pals on a camping trip. Barney and Gomer tag along to help out, and succeed in getting themselves lost in the woods.

		12/09/2024 1:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Gomer Pyle USMC
	Gomer decides to join the Marine Corps and immediately falls afoul of Sergeant Carter, played by Frank Sutton.

		12/09/2024 2:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Breakup Tape
	When Debra stumbles across a cassette tape that contains a message from Ray's college girlfriend, she wants to know why he has saved it all of these years. Ray retaliates by asking Debra to divulge any gifts that she's kept.

		12/09/2024 2:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Talk to Your Daughter
	Armed with research and much preparation, Ray is ready to speak with Ally about the facts of life only to find that Ally's interest has changed from where babies come from to the meaning of life.

		12/09/2024 3:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	A Vote for Debra
	Debra decides to run for school president but Ray isn't sure he can handle the twins by himself during all those meetings so he votes against her. She loses and finds out that he voted against her.

		12/09/2024 3:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Call Me Mom
	When Ray finally feels comfortable enough to call Debra's mother "mom," he wants Debra to reciprocate and start calling Marie "mom". After initially giving Ray a hard time about it, Debra rises to the challenge.

		12/09/2024 4:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Mother's Day, Part 1
	Debra takes offense when Marie accuses her of being rude and the two wind up fighting and not speaking to each other. Ray tries to make things better by having them apologize, but he only ends up making matters worse.

		12/09/2024 4:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Bigger Person, Part 2
	Now that Debra and Ray's mom aren't speaking to each other, Debra goes out of her way to ensure that Ray doesn't spend time with his mother. Ray begins to like the fact that the two of them are not speaking to each other.

		12/09/2024 5:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The First Time, Part 3
	When Debra accuses Ray of still not being able to pick up on her "not in the mood" signals, they fondly recall the first night they spent together.

		12/09/2024 5:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Cult
	Depressed that Marie and Debra can't seem to resolve their differences, Robert decides to join a support group that the family believes is a cult.

		12/09/2024 6:00 pm	King of Queens	Like Hell
	Doug and Carrie feel like they might not be popular at work and start to try to win people over.

		12/09/2024 6:30 pm	King of Queens	Sandwiched Out
	Holly is getting married and moving away. Carrie tries to stop her from moving by making up dumb reasons for her not to get married. Doug sees a sandwich called The Deacon at Coopers, and thinks Deacon stole his sandwich idea.

		12/09/2024 7:00 pm	King of Queens	Shear Torture
	Carrie gets mad at Doug when she realizes that he is constantly getting haircuts from a stylist because he thinks she is hot. Spence invites Lou to a Sci-fi convention, but then has to uninvite him when Adam West agrees to go.

		12/09/2024 7:30 pm	King of Queens	Inn Escapable
	Doug takes Carrie to a bed and breakfast, thinking it would be romantic, but it ends up being terrible. The owners are disgusting but nice. Doug doesn't want to hurt their feelings by leaving, but they try to find a way out.

		12/09/2024 8:00 pm	King of Queens	Move Doubt
	Much to the confusion of the Heffernan's, Deacon and Kelly are disinterested in purchasing the house next door to Doug and Carrie when it goes on sale.

		12/09/2024 8:30 pm	King of Queens	G'Night, Stalker
	When Doug starts receiving fan mail from someone who saw his performance at a karaoke club, he lets the attention go to his head, only to have his ego shattered when the emails suddenly stop coming.

		12/09/2024 9:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Face Painter
	Elaine discovers just how avid a hockey fan her boyfriend is; George tells his girlfriend that he loves her.

		12/09/2024 9:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Understudy
	When singer Bette Midler is accidentally injured in their softball game, Jerry and George are accused of conspiring to get her understudy in a new musical the starring role.

		12/09/2024 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Engagement
	George gets engaged, while Elaine takes drastic measures to silence a barking dog.

		12/09/2024 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Postponement
	Elaine is jealous over George's upcoming wedding, but George wants to postpone it.

		12/09/2024 11:00 pm	Mom	Mahjong Sally and the Ecstasy
	Christy and Bonnie don't know who to believe when they hear conflicting stories about Violet and Gregory's breakup.

		12/09/2024 11:30 pm	Mom	Atticus Finch and the Downtrodden
	Christy's dream of becoming a lawyer is in jeopardy when she is hit with the reality of how much her education will cost. Also, Bonnie becomes the disciplinarian now that Violet is living at home.

		12/10/2024 12:00 am	Mom	High-Tops and Brown Jacket
	Bonnie and Adam's relationship is tested when he moves in with her and Christy for a few weeks. Also, Christy learns the hard way that it may be a mistake to try and meet men with Jill.

		12/10/2024 12:30 am	Mom	Sword Fights and a Dominican Shortstop
	Christy considers giving up her dream of becoming a lawyer when Bonnie's ex-girlfriend, Jeanine offers her a lucrative job in real estate. Also, Adam is very curious about Bonnie's past with women.

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		12/10/2024 2:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Warning From Warren
	Andy's deputy upsets his weekend when he insists his extrasensory powers predict a picnic will prove disastrous.

		12/10/2024 2:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Off to Hollywood
	The Taylor family leaves for a Hollywood vacation.

		12/10/2024 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Taylors in Hollywood
	The Taylor family starts an exciting vacation in Hollywood, including a visit to a movie studio.,

		12/10/2024 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	The Hollywood Party
	Andy poses for a picture with a Hollywood starlet and his romance with Helen is jolted when it appears in the Mayberry paper.

		12/10/2024 4:00 am	MASH	A Smattering Of Intelligence
	A classic episode in which Colonel Flagg and another secret agent from another intelligence agency come to the 4077th to keep their eyes on one another and the camp. Hawkeye and Trapper trick them both into thinking that Burns i

		12/10/2024 4:35 am	MASH	The General Flipped At Dawn
	The MASH 4077 is visted by General Steele. He wishes to move the camp 5 miles down the road. Hawkeye and Henry are charged with mutiny. And Hawkeye is also charged with impersonating a reporter.

		12/10/2024 5:10 am	MASH	Rainbow Bridge
	As Hawkeye and Trapper are planning to leave for Tokyo, an unusual offer to swap POW patients between the Chinese and the 4077th comes in. Henry, after much debate, agrees to send Hawkeye, Trapper, Frank, Radar, and Klinger into

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