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		12/12/2024 7:15 pm	King of Queens	Acting Out
	Arthur accidently starts a fire while cooking bacon and Carrie and Doug decide it is time to move Arthur into a retirement home. Doug then starts feeling guilty about abandoning him, and tries to convince Carrie to let him stay.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Acting Out Localized description: Arthur accidently starts a fire while cooking bacon and Carrie and Doug decide it is time to move Arthur into a retirement home. Doug then starts feeling guilty about abandoning him, and tries to convince Carrie to let him stay.
		12/12/2024 7:50 pm	King of Queens	Mama Cast
	When Carries tells Doug to find a way to invest their tax return check, Doug decides to buy an ice cream truck he sees for sale. Thinking this is a good way to make money, he sets out to sell ice cream.

		12/12/2024 8:25 pm	King of Queens	Affair Trade
	A woman keeps calling Doug's house, claiming to have spent a romantic weekend with him, but Doug has no idea who she is and tries to find a way to stop her from calling.

		12/12/2024 9:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Caddy
	While leaving his car at work convinces George's bosses that he's working late, Elaine is disturbed by a bra-less acquaintance.

		12/12/2024 9:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Seven
	As Susan's friends steal their new daughter's name from George, Elaine loses an antique bike to Kramer.

		12/12/2024 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Cadillac - Part 1
	Jerry's gift of a new car causes a problem for his dad; George angles for a date with actress Marisa Tomei.

		12/12/2024 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Cadillac - Part 2
	Jerry's gift of a new car causes a problem for his dad; George angles for a date with actress Marisa Tomei.

		12/12/2024 11:00 pm	The New Adventures of Old Christine	One And A Half Man
	When Christine's gynecologist (guest star JASON ALEXANDER - "Seinfeld") suggests that her flu-like symptoms may be her experiencing perimenopause, Christine tries to take charge of her hormones.

		12/12/2024 11:30 pm	The New Adventures of Old Christine	A Decent Proposal
	Christine proposes marriage to Barb to save her best friend from being deported to the Bahamas. Meanwhile, Richard attempts to propose marriage to New Christine.

		12/13/2024 12:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	How I Hate Your Mother
	Richard asks Christine to return her wedding ring -- previously his mother's -- so he can use it to propose to New Christine.

		12/13/2024 12:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	White Like Me
	After Barb is profiled in a business journal, new clientele hits the gym and business really picks up.

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		12/13/2024 2:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Return of Barney Fife
	Barney makes a triumphal return to Mayberry to attend his high school reunion.

		12/13/2024 2:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Legend of Barney Fife
	Barney, is shamed into displaying his "legendary courage" by going after an escaped convict.

		12/13/2024 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Lost and Found
	Aunt Bee collects insurance for the loss of an antique jeweled pin after she spends the money she finds the missing

		12/13/2024 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Wyatt Earp Rides Again
	An impostor takes the town of Mayberry when he introduces himself as Clarence Earp, descendent of the famous Wyatt.

		12/13/2024 4:00 am	MASH	There Is Nothing Like A Nurse
	The nurses are evacuated when the threat of an enemy parachute drop arises. Hawkeye and Trapper try to enliven everyone's spirits while they are gone. Hawkeye: "The plot thins. Watch the cake sue for malpractice when Frank cuts

		12/13/2024 4:30 am	MASH	Adam's Ribs
	Sick and tired of having liver and fish for an 11-day stretch, Hawkeye, driven near to insanity, starts a riot in the mess tent. He and Trapper then orders spare ribs and sauce from the best place he ever had them, in Chicago. T

		12/13/2024 5:00 am	MASH	A Full Rich Day
	Hawkeye records a letter to his dad, detailing the exploits of a mad Turkish soldier who calls Hawkeye a "damn good Joe," the unfortunate loss of the corpse of a Luxembourg soldier (who turns out not to be dead), Lt. Henri-Batis

		12/13/2024 5:30 am	MASH	Mad Dogs And Servicemen
	A local dog bites Radar, and the camp conducts a search to find the pooch, so that Radar doesn't have to undergo a series of painful rabies vaccinations. Hawkeye defies Frank, to take care of a GI who's suffering from a case of

		12/13/2024 6:00 am	Bonanza	The Rescue
	The boys declare that their father needs to start taking it easier and appoint themselves to go in search of cattle rustlers. They soon find themselves in a bind and no hope of help to come.

		12/13/2024 7:00 am	Gunsmoke	This Golden Land
	The son of a Russian immigrant, Moshe Gorofsky, is killed in a brutal hazing accident by a hooligan named Ruxton.

		12/13/2024 8:00 am	Gunsmoke	Women For Sale Part 1
	Several settlers and travelers are taken captive by a band of renegade Indians and sold to white mercenaries for slave labor and prostitution.

		12/13/2024 9:00 am	Gunsmoke	Women for Sale Part 2
	Marshal Dillon rescues Stella and Marcy from their Indian captor, and they accompany the Marshal as he tries to stop a white-slave trader from escaping to Mexico with his potential slaves.

		12/13/2024 10:00 am	Gunsmoke	Matt's Loves Story
	A wounded Matt Dillon loses his memory and falls in love with a widow. Matt's first TV kiss, not to Miss Kitty, but to guest star Michael Learned.

		12/13/2024 11:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Goober Takes a Car Apart
	Goober dismantles a car in the sheriff's office.

		12/13/2024 11:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	The Rehabilitation of Otis
	Otis rides into Mayberry on a cow under the impression it is a horse.

		12/13/2024 12:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	The Lucky Letter
	Barney believes he is hexed when several accidents happen after he fails to continue a "lucky" chain letter.

		12/13/2024 12:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Goober and the Art of Love
	Andy and Barney think they'll have some privacy with their girl friends after Goober finds a girl of his own. But they discover Goober favors triple dates.

		12/13/2024 1:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Barney Runs for Sheriff
	Barney runs for Sheriff when Andy seems lined up for another job. Andy's job falls through and he becomes a write-in candidate for re-election.

		12/13/2024 1:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	If I Had a Quater- Million
	Barney finds $250,000 in cash from a bank robbery and decides to capture the robber himself.

		12/13/2024 2:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Robert's Wedding Part 1
	Like their relationship, Robert and Amy's road to the altar is rocky. When Peter attempts to bury the hatchet between himself, Robert and Ray, Robert suspects he's up to no good and assigns Ray to keep an eye on him.

		12/13/2024 2:35 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Robert's Wedding Part 2
	Robert and Amy exchange vows in a wedding ceremony that has the Barone family tradition written all over it.

		12/13/2024 3:10 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Fun With Debra
	When the twins wind up having a great time with Ray on the golf course, a tightly wound Debra admits to her lackadaisical husband that she's disappointed they no longer have fun together.

		12/13/2024 3:45 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Thank You Notes
	When Amy becomes annoyed that Marie is already asking when she's going to send out their thank you notes from the wedding, Debra seizes the opportunity to convince her friend to join forces against her mother in-law.

		12/13/2024 4:20 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Home From School
	When Michael stays home from school for two days in a row, Ray suspects he has homework he hasn't finished. Everyone has an explanation for Michael's sudden aversion to school, but Ray decides to use the tough love approach.

		12/13/2024 4:55 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Misery Loves Company
	When Debra and Ray become embroiled in an argument in front of Robert, he tells Ray that in order to find happiness with Debra, he needs to be more affectionate with her.

		12/13/2024 5:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Contractor
	Tired of using Frank, Debra is pleased when she finds out Gianni can install a new stove in their kitchen. However, the thrill of having a contractor in the house gets old fast when Gianni takes his time to complete the job.

		12/13/2024 6:00 pm	King of Queens	Moxie Moron
	When O'Boyle goes into rehab, he asks Doug and Deacon to fill in for him as supervisor. Doug initially turns it down, but changes his mind in order to prove to Carrie that he isn't content with being a driver for his whole life.

		12/13/2024 6:30 pm	King of Queens	Major Disturbance
	Doug is reading Major a bedtime story and changes the end to make it scarier. The story ends up traumatizing Major, causing Kelly and Deacon to have problems getting him to be babysat by Doug.

		12/13/2024 7:00 pm	King of Queens	Ruff Goin'
	When Doug and Carrie are not invited to the block party, Doug shows up anyway and ends up adopting a dog to prove he is a good person. He realizes a dog is a lot of work and wants to find a way to return it without looking bad.

		12/13/2024 7:30 pm	King of Queens	Brace Yourself
	When Deacon's son draws a picture of Arthur with crooked teeth, Arthur decides he needs braces. Doug uses this idea to try to improve Carrie by having Deacon's son draw a picture of her flat-chested.

		12/13/2024 8:00 pm	King of Queens	Home Cheapo
	When Deacon and Kelly buy a lake house, Carrie convinces Doug that they were able to afford it because they are so cheap. When Doug & Carrie go to the new home, they decide to get back at them by making them pay for everything.

		12/13/2024 8:30 pm	King of Queens	Offensive Fowl
	Doug, in an effort to be more healthy decides to become a vegetarian, which angers Carrie when he decides to push his new beliefs on her.

		12/13/2024 9:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Shower Head
	As George sets out to get his parents to move to Florida, a drug test costs Elaine her job.

		12/13/2024 9:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Doll
	While George is disturbed by a doll that looks like his mom, his dad searches for a long-lost cousin in Italy.

		12/13/2024 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Friar's Club
	Jerry's relationship with Susan's best friend is impaired by a missing jacket.

		12/13/2024 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Wigmaster
	Jerry ends up buying a jacket he doesn't really like; a house guest irritates George.

		12/13/2024 11:00 pm	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Snakes On a Date
	Christine agrees to go out with a children's entertainer (JEFFREY TAMBOR - "Arrested Development") specializing in reptile parties in order to get Ritchie into the Reptile Club.

		12/13/2024 11:30 pm	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Everyone Says I Love You Except Richie
	When Ritchie stops telling Christine he loves her, she is devastated and asks Richard to have a baby with her so she can have a new child to love her the way Ritchie used to.

		12/14/2024 12:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Tie Me Up, Don't Tie Me Down
	Christine and Barb go on a double date, but only one gets asked out a second time. Guest star TIM DeKAY (a.k.a. Bizarro Jerry on "Seinfeld") appears as Christine's date, Patrick.

		12/14/2024 12:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	So You Think You Can Date
	Richard joins Christine and her new boyfriend, Patrick (recurring guest star TIM DeKAY), on a dinner date.

		12/14/2024 1:00 am	Roseanne	April Fool's Day
	With the Tax Day deadline approaching, Roseanne is forced to have a face-to-face meeting with the IRS.

		12/14/2024 1:36 am	Roseanne	Fathers and Daughters
	In an effort to get closer to Becky and Darlene, Roseanne and Dan stray into strange new terrain: Roseanne watches a basketball game with Darlene, and Dan goes clothes shopping with Becky at the mall.

		12/14/2024 2:12 am	Roseanne	Happy Birthday
	Roseanne wants to take up writing again, but to her dismay can't find the time or place to concentrate. Dan comes up with the perfect idea--for her birthday, he builds her an office in the basement.

		12/14/2024 2:48 am	Roseanne	The Test
	Roseanne thinks she may be pregnant. She struggles to hide the news from Dan and the kids until she knows for sure.

		12/14/2024 3:24 am	Roseanne	Friends and Relatives
	Roseanne is livid when Dan offers a sizable loan to his friend. After Dan loses out on a big job, he is forced to grovel for money from Jackie.

		12/14/2024 4:00 am	Roseanne	Like, a Virgin
	Roseanne feels it's time to give eldest daughter Becky "the talk" about boys. But Roseanne soon discovers that tomboy daughter Darlene may also be ready for a few words of wisdom from mom.

		12/14/2024 4:30 am	Roseanne	Like, a New Job
	Roseanne's new job is Becky and Darlene's worst nightmare. Their mom is the new waitress at the diner they hang out in!

		12/14/2024 5:00 am	Roseanne	Goodbye, Mr. Right
	Jackie's boyfriend, Gary, decides he can't take worrying anymore when Jackie is injured again while on duty as a police officer. He issues Jackie an ultimatum - quit the job or he'll end their relationship.

		12/14/2024 5:30 am	Roseanne	Becky, Beds and Boys
	Becky bends the rules to suit herself and continues to date a boy her parents don't like. Meanwhile, Roseanne and Dan have a lot of fun shopping for a new bed.

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Available schedules: 06/25/2022 - 06/13/2026 •Time zone: Eastern Time (EST) UTC -5 • Country: United States •Language: English

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