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		12/19/2024 7:15 pm	King of Queens	S'Ain't Valentine's
	Doug plans the perfect Valentine's Day, but first he has to take Spence out for a beer for his birthday. Spence's mom plans a surprise party and ropes his friends into staying, even when Spence storms off embarrassed.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: S'Ain't Valentine's Localized description: Doug plans the perfect Valentine's Day, but first he has to take Spence out for a beer for his birthday. Spence's mom plans a surprise party and ropes his friends into staying, even when Spence storms off embarrassed.
		12/19/2024 7:50 pm	King of Queens	Court Date
	Carrie gets a speeding ticket and Doug wants Carrie to go out with the cop to make the ticket disappear.

		12/19/2024 8:25 pm	King of Queens	White Collar
	Doug's supervisor is in the hospital and Doug is temporarliy promoted to his position. Doug ends up hating working behind a desk and misses his truck. But the supervisor dies and Doug is stuck.

		12/19/2024 9:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Robbery
	When Jerry's apartment is broken into, George persuades him to look at a new one. But the decision to move sets off an unhappy chain of events as Elaine wants to rent Jerry's old place, and George really wants his new one.

		12/19/2024 9:30 pm	Seinfeld	Male Unbonding
	Jerry finds that trying to end a friendship with Joel, a guy he's known and disliked for years, is harder than breaking up with a woman.

		12/19/2024 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Stock Tip
	Jerry invests in the stock market on a hot tip from George.

		12/19/2024 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Ex-Girlfriend
	Jerry's best friend George is obsessed with finding a way to break up with his overbearing girlfriend. However, after dispensing his sage advice on the topic, Jerry finds himself in a similar agonizing position with the same woman.

		12/19/2024 11:00 pm	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Too Close For Christine
	Christine finds herself the solid, dependable one in a new friendship with a fellow mom, Francie (guest star KRISTEN JOHNSTON - "3rd Rock from the Sun"), at Ritchie's school.

		12/19/2024 11:30 pm	The New Adventures of Old Christine	A Change of Heart/Pants
	Christine and Richard help Marly and Lindsay through labor, evoking memories of Ritchie's birth -- and possibly rekindling romantic feelings.

		12/20/2024 12:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Hair
	Fed up with the mean moms at Ritchie's snotty private school, Christine decides to enroll him in public school. KATHLEEN WILHOITE ("Gilmore Girls") guest stars.

		12/20/2024 12:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	He Ain't Heavy
	Christine uses her expertise as a gym owner to help Matthew lose weight. In her attempt to help him, however, Christine is unable to shed the extra pounds she has put on herself.

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		12/20/2024 2:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Mind Over Matter
	Healthy goober's friends convince him he has a severe case of whiplash so he promptly becomes a helpless invalid

		12/20/2024 2:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Politics Begin at Home
	Aunt Bee and County Clerk Howard, both decide to run for office of town councilman.

		12/20/2024 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Senior Play
	Helen Crump and her teenaged students convince a crotchety old principal that today's youngsters are not different from his own generation's.

		12/20/2024 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Opie Finds a Baby
	Opie and his friend find an abandoned baby, and they run into trouble when they innocently try to find it some new parents.

		12/20/2024 4:00 am	MASH	It Happened One Night
	A freezing night, an artillery barrage that's coming too close, a patient going downhill, and Frank's searching Hot Lips' tent for his letters.

		12/20/2024 4:30 am	MASH	The Late Captain Pierce
	When Hawkeye's father is notified that he's dead, he finds it's no easy matter either to get word to him or to establish otherwise.

		12/20/2024 5:00 am	MASH	Hey, Doc
	Its quid pro quo at the 4077th: two bottles of Scotch for secret surgery, and a tank to scare off snipers for an unauthorized shot of penicillin.

		12/20/2024 5:30 am	MASH	The Bus
	Radar is driving Hawk, B.J., Sherman, and Frank in a bus back from a "medical conference" when they get lost. They stop to see if they can find anything they recognize. When they decide to turn around, they find that the bus doe

		12/20/2024 6:00 am	Bonanza	The Rival
	Hoss is sweet on a young lady named Cameo who has also caught the eye of Jim Appelgate. Hoss faces a dilemma when he is sure he witnesses Jim taking part in lynching.

		12/20/2024 7:00 am	Gunsmoke	The Iron Blood of Courage
	A threatening range war brings a mercenary gunman to Dodge City.

		12/20/2024 8:00 am	Gunsmoke	The Schoolmarm
	A widower tries to protect the reputation of his son's teacher, and faces a charge of murder because of it.

		12/20/2024 9:00 am	Gunsmoke	A Trail of Bloodshed
	Craig Stevens, Kurt Russell, and Tom Simcox are guest stars in the story of a farm youth's grim trackdown of the man who killed his father.

		12/20/2024 10:00 am	Gunsmoke	To Ride a Yellow Horse
	An ambitious mother doesn't consider Newly O'Brien or a neighboring farmer suitable suitors for her daughter, provoking them into a fight which almost leads to tragedy.

		12/20/2024 11:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Maybery Goes To Hollywood
	A Hollywood producer descends on Mayberry, and the town proceeds to make itself over in Hollywood's image.

		12/20/2024 11:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	The Horse Trader
	Andy cautions Opie about misrepresentation in the exchange of seeds for a cap pistol, but indulges in some fast and fancy "horse trading" when it comes to selling the town cannon.

		12/20/2024 12:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Those Gossipin Men
	Aunt Bee, accused by Andy of being a gossip, proves that men are bigger gossips than women.

		12/20/2024 12:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	The Beauty Contest
	Andy, appointed judge of a beauty contest, shows the wisdom of a solomon in picking a popular winner.

		12/20/2024 1:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Alcohol and Old Lace
	Andy and Barney finally solve the problem of moonshining in Mayberry.

		12/20/2024 1:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Andy the Marriage Counselor
	Andy tries to solve the marriage problems of Fred and Jennie Boone who spend their married life fighting with each other.

		12/20/2024 2:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	I Love You
	Ray's in the dog house for not showing more affection. Debra really mad when he talks about their problem with his parents. After Ray confesses he can't say “I love you,” the whole family goes overboard.

		12/20/2024 2:35 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	I Wish I Were Gus
	As Ray is giving the eulogy at his favorite uncle's funeral, his Aunt Alda arrives to rekindle a family feud. Aunt Alda and her sister Marie haven't spoken since Ray and Debra's wedding seven years ago.

		12/20/2024 3:10 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Standard Deviation
	Robert gives Ray and Debra an IQ test as part of his assignment for his criminal psychology class, and the results incite subtle competition between them. Robert informs Ray and Debra that they each scored higher than the other.

		12/20/2024 3:45 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Look, Don't Touch
	When a waitress at Nemo's catches Ray's eye, he has a lot of explaining to do to his wife. Especially when Ray accidentally leaves his wallet at Nemo's, and Angelina calls him at home to let him know she found it.

		12/20/2024 4:20 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Frank the Writer
	When Frank gets a few anecdotes published in Reader's Digest, he submits his writing samples to Ray's editor, hoping to get his own column in the newspaper.

		12/20/2024 4:55 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Your Place or Mine?
	Ray's parents stop speaking and Marie moves in with Ray and his family, while Frank enjoys bachelorhood. Debra visits Frank, who's enjoying his life as a free man, and begs him to apologize to Marie so she will move back home.

		12/20/2024 5:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	In-Laws
	When Ray's in-laws come for a visit, he begs his parents to be nice to them. Ray admits to his parents that he doesn't always see eye to eye with Debra's folks, but fakes it, and he'd like them to do the same.

		12/20/2024 6:00 pm	King of Queens	Noel Cowards
	Doug's car breaks down and he has to buy a new one, but he can't afford it.

		12/20/2024 6:30 pm	King of Queens	Net Prophets
	Doug gets a $3000 dollar Christmas bonus and Carrie wants to invest it in the stock market. Doug can't handle it and keeps getting nervous when it falls.

		12/20/2024 7:00 pm	King of Queens	Better Camera
	Doug buys Carrie a camera for Christmas, but her office gives her a better one. Lou Ferigno moves in next door.

		12/20/2024 7:30 pm	King of Queens	Ovary Action
	Doug's parents come over for Christmas. Carrie is ovulating and they want to use this time to get pregnant, but Doug's parents are getting in the way.

		12/20/2024 8:00 pm	King of Queens	Mentalo Case
	Carrie is trying to get her dad the perfect gift for Christmas. Doug wants to buy a toy that is a collector's item for himself and Deacon wants it too.

		12/20/2024 8:30 pm	King of Queens	Santa Claustrophobia
	Carrie starts to work at IPS with Doug when the company gets busy during the holiday season. Doug can't stand this and begins suffering everyday. Arthur tries to get friends to be in a Christmas card with him.

		12/20/2024 9:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Pony Remark
	Jerry feels responsible for his aunt's untimely death.

		12/20/2024 9:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Jacket
	While shopping with Elaine, Jerry discovers a suede jacket that is totally irresistible in spite of its hefty price tag. After buying the jacket, Jerry learns an age-old truth: Clothes don't make the man.

		12/20/2024 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Phone Message
	After mustering enough courage to call a girl for a second date, George repeatedly gets her answering machine then blurts out a nasty message. Regretting it later, he talks Jerry into helping get rid of the message before it can be heard.

		12/20/2024 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Apartment
	Jerry has second thoughts after helping Elaine get an apartment in his building.

		12/20/2024 11:00 pm	The New Adventures of Old Christine	The Old Maid of Honor
	To convince everyone she's fine with Richard's remarriage, Christine pretends she and her date, Todd (LEE TERGESEN) are in love. CONSTANCE ZIMMER appears as New Christine's sister.

		12/20/2024 11:30 pm	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Love: A Cautionary Tale
	Feelings are reawakened between Christine and Papa Jeff (SCOTT BAKULA) at Richard and New Christine's wedding, until Christine receives some shocking news.

		12/21/2024 12:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Bahamian Rhapsody
	In the fifth season premiere, Christine and Matthew fly to the Bahamas to help get Barb an illegal visa, after she was thrown in jail by immigration during Richard and New Christine's disastrous wedding.

		12/21/2024 12:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Burning Love
	Christine and Richard meet up with some old college buddies and are shocked to see how much their friends have aged.

		12/21/2024 1:00 am	Roseanne	Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?
	After Becky and Darlene break their curfews one too many times, Roseanne and Dan decide to teach them a lesson about staying out all night.

		12/21/2024 1:36 am	Roseanne	Confessions
	Darlene crosses the line with her grandmother when trying to defend Roseanne.

		12/21/2024 2:12 am	Roseanne	The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father
	Dan's father stuns the Conners with a big announcement: He plans to marry Roseanne's best friend, Crystal. Roseanne is upset, but her reaction is mild compared to Dan's, who has no intention of letting the marriage take place!

		12/21/2024 2:48 am	Roseanne	The Wedding
	Keeping busy with Ed and Crystal's wedding preparations, the Conners try to accept the unlikely courtship. Roseanne and Jackie throw Crystal a bridal shower, but an upset Dan gives his father the silent treatment.

		12/21/2024 3:24 am	Roseanne	Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore
	Becky has it out with Roseanne and decides to move in with Jackie.

		12/21/2024 4:00 am	Roseanne	Home-Ec
	Roseanne decides to give Darlene's home economics class a crash course in the realities of family dining on a budget. Dan helps DJ with a school bully.

		12/21/2024 4:36 am	Roseanne	Valentine's Day
	It's Valentine's Day and Cupid's arrows go astray at the Conner house. Roseanne is mad at Dan for forgetting what day it is, and Darlene's heart is broken when a boy she likes asks Becky to the school dance.

		12/21/2024 5:12 am	Roseanne	Communicable Theater
	Roseanne's balances a more hectic day than usual: helping Jackie memorize her lines for a play, tending to flu-stricken Dan, and feigning excitement over DJ's merit-badge ceremony.

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Available schedules: 06/25/2022 - 06/13/2026 •Time zone: Eastern Time (EST) UTC -5 • Country: United States •Language: English

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