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		02/15/2025 7:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Secret Code
	George's secret bank code inadvertently becomes a dying woman's last word.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Secret Code Localized description: George's secret bank code inadvertently becomes a dying woman's last word.
		02/15/2025 7:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Pool Guy
	George worries about Susan becoming friendly with his pals.

		02/15/2025 8:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Sponge
	As Jerry conceals how he got an unlisted phone number, Elaine's favorite birth control device is discontinued.

		02/15/2025 8:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Gum
	While helping Kramer revive an old movie theatre, George is mistaken for being insane.

		02/15/2025 9:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Rye
	George must replace a loaf of bread his parents took from Susan's mom and dad.

		02/15/2025 9:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Caddy
	While leaving his car at work convinces George's bosses that he's working late, Elaine is disturbed by a bra-less acquaintance.

		02/15/2025 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Seven
	As Susan's friends steal their new daughter's name from George, Elaine loses an antique bike to Kramer.

		02/15/2025 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Cadillac - Part 1
	Jerry's gift of a new car causes a problem for his dad; George angles for a date with actress Marisa Tomei.

		02/15/2025 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Cadillac - Part 2
	Jerry's gift of a new car causes a problem for his dad; George angles for a date with actress Marisa Tomei.

		02/15/2025 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Shower Head
	As George sets out to get his parents to move to Florida, a drug test costs Elaine her job.

		02/16/2025 12:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Real Thing, The
	Intending to send an e-mail about her relationship with Mr. Harris (recurring guest star BLAIR UNDERWOOD) only to Barb, Christine accidentally sends the scandalous message to all of the parents at Ritchie's school.

		02/16/2025 12:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Faith Off
	Christine's controlling nature causes her to go too far and jeopardize one of Richard's construction jobs. When she learns that Richard has been hired to remodel Lindsay's bathroom, Christine can't help intervening.

		02/16/2025 1:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	My Big Fat Sober Wedding
	At the wedding of her ex-boyfriend, Christine agrees to be the designated driver for Richard, New Christine and Barb.

		02/16/2025 1:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Friends
	Ritchie is excited to go on his first overnight camping trip with his class, but Christine worries about him making it through the night without her.

		02/16/2025 2:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Frasier
	Christine is stunned to discover that a night of fun may have resulted in an unforeseen consequence. Her reckless actions could also jeopardize her chance to begin dating Mr. Harris.

		02/16/2025 2:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Big Bang, The
	Christine and Mr. Harris (recurring guest star BLAIR UNDERWOOD) are finally ready to consummate their relationship -- until Barb says something that gives Christine reason to worry.

		02/16/2025 3:00 am	The Golden Girls	Valentine's Day
	It's Valentine's Day, and the girls are all excited until each one of their dates cancels at the last minute. This leaves them to reminisce about Valentine's Day past.

		02/16/2025 3:30 am	The Golden Girls	Mary Has a Little Lamb
	The girls take in a 15-year-old girl who has just found out she's pregnant and scared to tell her father. Meanwhile, Blanche's prison pen pal has just been released and is looking for her.

		02/16/2025 4:00 am	The Golden Girls	Great Expectations
	Rose joins a positive thinking group and tries to get a pessimistic Dorothy to join. Meanwhile, Blanche is scared to get serious with her latest boyfriend, especially after he has a heart attack.

		02/16/2025 4:30 am	The Golden Girls	Triple Play
	Blanche tries to lure men by placing a fake ad in the paper trying to sell a Mercedes. Meanwhile, Rose has to deal with meeting Miles's daughter, and Dorothy discovers Sophia is hoarding Social Security money.

		02/16/2025 5:00 am	The Golden Girls	Clinton Avenue Memoirs
	Dorothy becomes alarmed that Sophia is becoming more and more forgetful with age. After visiting a doctor, Sophia decides to regain some of the memories she has lost, and takes a trip back to Brooklyn and their old apartment.

		02/16/2025 5:30 am	The Golden Girls	Like the Beep of the Tom-Tom
	After visiting the doctor, Blanche learns that he wants to put a pacemaker in her. However, after the operation, Blanche is so scared of intimacy that she decides to give up sex.

		02/16/2025 6:00 am	The Golden Girls	An Illegitimate Concern
	Blanche is stunned when a man comes to the front door and claims to be the illegitimate son of her late husband. Meanwhile, Dorothy and Sophia enter a mother-daughter pageant at Shady Pines.

		02/16/2025 6:30 am	The Golden Girls	72 Hours
	Rose discovers that she may have contracted HIV from the blood used in her gallbladder operation. What really gets to her, though, is the 72 hours she must wait for the results. Dorothy organizes a Save the Swamplands charity.

		02/16/2025 7:00 am	The Golden Girls	Twice in a Lifetime
	Rose must decide between her boyfriend, Miles, or an old boyfriend who has just come to town and asks her to go to Europe with him. Meanwhile, fed up with Dorothy's rules, Sophia decides to move out.

		02/16/2025 7:30 am	The Golden Girls	Valentine's Day
	It's Valentine's Day, and the girls are all excited until each one of their dates cancels at the last minute. This leaves them to reminisce about Valentine's Day past.

		02/16/2025 8:00 am	Mike & Molly	What Molly Hath Wrought
	Molly takes a job as a forklift driver at Vince's warehouse.

		02/16/2025 8:36 am	Mike & Molly	Weekend at Peggy's
	Mike & Molly move back to Mike's room at Peggy's.

		02/16/2025 9:12 am	Mike & Molly	Dips & Salsa
	Carl takes Mike's place as Molly's salsa partner.

		02/16/2025 9:48 am	Mike & Molly	Rich Man, Poor Girl
	Victoria brings home a new boyfriend, who may be "the one."

		02/16/2025 10:18 am	Mike & Molly	Three Girls and an Urn
	KATHY BATES guest stars as Peggy's childhood friend.

		02/16/2025 10:54 am	Mike & Molly	The Dice Lady Cometh
	Molly and the girls go gambling on a riverboat casino.

		02/16/2025 11:30 am	Mike & Molly	McMillan and Mom
	Carl, Mike & Samuel take a road trip to meet Carl's mother.

		02/16/2025 12:00 pm	Mike & Molly	Mike's Manifold Destiny
	Mike debates whether to take an emergency loan from Carl.

		02/16/2025 12:30 pm	Mike & Molly	Who's Afraid of J.C. Small?
	Mike & Carl arrest Molly's idol, J.C. Small for a DUI.

		02/16/2025 1:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Back off Mary Poppins
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		02/16/2025 1:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		02/16/2025 2:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	A Bag Full of Jawea
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		02/16/2025 2:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Go Get Mommy's Bra
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		02/16/2025 3:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Bad News from the Clinic?
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		02/16/2025 3:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	The Price of Healthy Gums is Eternal Vigilance
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		02/16/2025 4:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		02/16/2025 4:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		02/16/2025 5:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Yes, Monsignor
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		02/16/2025 5:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	The Salmon Under My Sweater
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		02/16/2025 6:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Doll
	While George is disturbed by a doll that looks like his mom, his dad searches for a long-lost cousin in Italy.

		02/16/2025 6:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Friar's Club
	Jerry's relationship with Susan's best friend is impaired by a missing jacket.

		02/16/2025 7:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Wigmaster
	Jerry ends up buying a jacket he doesn't really like; a house guest irritates George.

		02/16/2025 7:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Calzone
	As George gets his boss hooked on calzones, Kramer develops an addiction to freshly dried clothes; Jerry dates a woman of unusually persuasive beauty and Elaine falls for a man's clever dating tactics.

		02/16/2025 8:00 pm	Seinfeld	Bottle Deposit - Part 1
	As George's job is jeopardized by his boss' failing memory, Kramer and Newman hatch a moneymaking scheme; Elaine's boss sends her to buy JFK's golf clubs, and Jerry's car is kidnapped by an over-protective mechanic.

		02/16/2025 8:30 pm	Seinfeld	Bottle Deposit - Part 2
	As George's job is jeopardized by his boss' failing memory, Kramer and Newman hatch a moneymaking scheme; Elaine's boss sends her to buy JFK's golf clubs, and Jerry's car is kidnapped by an over-protective mechanic.

		02/16/2025 9:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Wait Out
	Jerry and Elaine take advantage of a friend's shaky marriage; Kramer's tight jeans causes problems.

		02/16/2025 9:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Invitations
	As George continues to have cold feet about his wedding, Jerry meets the woman of his dreams.

		02/16/2025 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Foundation
	As George tries to put Susan behind him, Elaine is given control of J. Peterman's business.

		02/16/2025 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Soulmate
	As George frets about being suspected of killing his fiancee, Kramer falls for Jerry's new girlfriend

		02/16/2025 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Bizarro Jerry
	Elaine meets three friends who are the exact opposite of Jerry, George and Kramer; George uses Susan's death to attract women.

		02/16/2025 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Little Kicks
	Elaine's strange dancing loses her employees' respect; George cultivates a "bad boy" image; Jerry becomes an underground legend after he makes a bootleg videotape of a new movie.

		02/17/2025 12:00 am	Seinfeld	The Package
	George tries to woo a photo store employee with pictures of himself; Elaine discovers her reputation is making it difficult to get medical treatment; Kramer offers to get a refund for Jerry's broken stereo.

		02/17/2025 12:30 am	Seinfeld	The Fatigues
	Elaine's promotion of a mail room clerk sparks a mutiny; Jerry discovers his girlfriend's mentor is dating Bania; Kramer brings Frank out of retirement to cook.

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		02/17/2025 2:00 am	MASH	MASH - The Pilot
	At the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital (M.A.S.H) unit in Korea, two army doctors by the names of Hawkeye Pierce and Trapper John McIntyre receive some exciting news in the mail. Their Korean house boy, Ho-John got accepted

		02/17/2025 2:30 am	MASH	Tuttle
	Hawkeye creates a fake doctor, Captain Jonathan S. Tuttle, to give supplies to the local orphans. Henry wants Tuttle to be officer of the day, so Hawkeye creates a fake personnel file, and all his back pay is given to the orphan

		02/17/2025 3:00 am	MASH	The Army - Navy Game
	The camp tunes into the Army/Navy football game, only to be shelled and have an unexploded bomb land in the middle of the compound. They ring around trying to identify the bomb, and the camp prepares for the worst. Hawkeye and T

		02/17/2025 3:30 am	MASH	5 O'Clock Charlie
	An inept North Korean pilot, known as "5 O'Clock Charlie", makes his daily attempt to bomb the ammo dump. Frank puts in a request for an anti-aircraft gun, which is granted when Charlie hits General Clayton's jeep. Frank takes c

		02/17/2025 4:00 am	MASH	The Trial Of Henry Blake
	Majors Houlihan and Burns press charges against Colonel Blake to get him arrested and put Frank in charge, and put Hawkeye and trapper under arrest so that they can't help him. Fortunately for Henry, they escape, and with the ai

		02/17/2025 4:30 am	MASH	Crisis
	The supply lines to the camp are cut. Radar, the housing officer, starts doubling people up to save fuel and Klinger is thrown out of the nurse's tent. People start burning everything to stay warm while Frank wears his heated so

		02/17/2025 5:00 am	MASH	O.R.
	The OR is filled with more wounded than the unit can handle. Hawkeye does heart massage on a soldier, which saves his life, but he dies four hours later. Sidney Freedman drops in during the deluge, and is dragged into the fray b

		02/17/2025 5:30 am	MASH	Abyssinia, Henry
	Actually, we won't. One of the classic MAS*H episodes. Henry finally gets his discharge. While he is tying things up, Burns prepares for his new command. Henry bids a tearful adieu, but not before Klinger turns up in an outrag

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