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		02/16/2025 7:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Wigmaster
	Jerry ends up buying a jacket he doesn't really like; a house guest irritates George.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Wigmaster Localized description: Jerry ends up buying a jacket he doesn't really like; a house guest irritates George.
		02/16/2025 7:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Calzone
	As George gets his boss hooked on calzones, Kramer develops an addiction to freshly dried clothes; Jerry dates a woman of unusually persuasive beauty and Elaine falls for a man's clever dating tactics.

		02/16/2025 8:00 pm	Seinfeld	Bottle Deposit - Part 1
	As George's job is jeopardized by his boss' failing memory, Kramer and Newman hatch a moneymaking scheme; Elaine's boss sends her to buy JFK's golf clubs, and Jerry's car is kidnapped by an over-protective mechanic.

		02/16/2025 8:30 pm	Seinfeld	Bottle Deposit - Part 2
	As George's job is jeopardized by his boss' failing memory, Kramer and Newman hatch a moneymaking scheme; Elaine's boss sends her to buy JFK's golf clubs, and Jerry's car is kidnapped by an over-protective mechanic.

		02/16/2025 9:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Wait Out
	Jerry and Elaine take advantage of a friend's shaky marriage; Kramer's tight jeans causes problems.

		02/16/2025 9:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Invitations
	As George continues to have cold feet about his wedding, Jerry meets the woman of his dreams.

		02/16/2025 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Foundation
	As George tries to put Susan behind him, Elaine is given control of J. Peterman's business.

		02/16/2025 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Soulmate
	As George frets about being suspected of killing his fiancee, Kramer falls for Jerry's new girlfriend

		02/16/2025 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Bizarro Jerry
	Elaine meets three friends who are the exact opposite of Jerry, George and Kramer; George uses Susan's death to attract women.

		02/16/2025 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Little Kicks
	Elaine's strange dancing loses her employees' respect; George cultivates a "bad boy" image; Jerry becomes an underground legend after he makes a bootleg videotape of a new movie.

		02/17/2025 12:00 am	Seinfeld	The Package
	George tries to woo a photo store employee with pictures of himself; Elaine discovers her reputation is making it difficult to get medical treatment; Kramer offers to get a refund for Jerry's broken stereo.

		02/17/2025 12:30 am	Seinfeld	The Fatigues
	Elaine's promotion of a mail room clerk sparks a mutiny; Jerry discovers his girlfriend's mentor is dating Bania; Kramer brings Frank out of retirement to cook.

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		02/17/2025 2:00 am	MASH	MASH - The Pilot
	At the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital (M.A.S.H) unit in Korea, two army doctors by the names of Hawkeye Pierce and Trapper John McIntyre receive some exciting news in the mail. Their Korean house boy, Ho-John got accepted

		02/17/2025 2:30 am	MASH	Tuttle
	Hawkeye creates a fake doctor, Captain Jonathan S. Tuttle, to give supplies to the local orphans. Henry wants Tuttle to be officer of the day, so Hawkeye creates a fake personnel file, and all his back pay is given to the orphan

		02/17/2025 3:00 am	MASH	The Army - Navy Game
	The camp tunes into the Army/Navy football game, only to be shelled and have an unexploded bomb land in the middle of the compound. They ring around trying to identify the bomb, and the camp prepares for the worst. Hawkeye and T

		02/17/2025 3:30 am	MASH	5 O'Clock Charlie
	An inept North Korean pilot, known as "5 O'Clock Charlie", makes his daily attempt to bomb the ammo dump. Frank puts in a request for an anti-aircraft gun, which is granted when Charlie hits General Clayton's jeep. Frank takes c

		02/17/2025 4:00 am	MASH	The Trial Of Henry Blake
	Majors Houlihan and Burns press charges against Colonel Blake to get him arrested and put Frank in charge, and put Hawkeye and trapper under arrest so that they can't help him. Fortunately for Henry, they escape, and with the ai

		02/17/2025 4:30 am	MASH	Crisis
	The supply lines to the camp are cut. Radar, the housing officer, starts doubling people up to save fuel and Klinger is thrown out of the nurse's tent. People start burning everything to stay warm while Frank wears his heated so

		02/17/2025 5:00 am	MASH	O.R.
	The OR is filled with more wounded than the unit can handle. Hawkeye does heart massage on a soldier, which saves his life, but he dies four hours later. Sidney Freedman drops in during the deluge, and is dragged into the fray b

		02/17/2025 5:30 am	MASH	Abyssinia, Henry
	Actually, we won't. One of the classic MAS*H episodes. Henry finally gets his discharge. While he is tying things up, Burns prepares for his new command. Henry bids a tearful adieu, but not before Klinger turns up in an outrag

		02/17/2025 6:00 am	MASH	Welcome To Korea, Part 1 of 2
	Trapper is shipped home while Hawkeye is on R&R. Hawkeye speeds to Kimpo with Radar to catch Trapper's plane, but they just miss him. While they are there, they pick up BJ Hunnicut and take him back to camp. On the way back, BJ

		02/17/2025 6:30 am	MASH	Welcome To Korea, Part 2 of 2
	Trapper is shipped home while Hawkeye is on R&R. Hawkeye speeds to Kimpo with Radar to catch Trapper's plane, but they just miss him. While they are there, they pick up BJ Hunnicut and take him back to camp. On the way back, BJ

		02/17/2025 7:00 am	MASH	Change Of Command
	Frank settles in as commanding officer, only to have a new one appointed over his head, one that, to his chagrin, fits in very well.

		02/17/2025 7:30 am	MASH	The Late Captain Pierce
	When Hawkeye's father is notified that he's dead, he finds it's no easy matter either to get word to him or to establish otherwise.

		02/17/2025 8:00 am	MASH	Quo Vadis, Captain Chandler
	Intelligence officer Colonel Flagg, and psychiatrist Sidney Freedman, grapples over the fate of a wounded officer, Captain Chandler, who claims to be Jesus Christ. Perhaps the most poignant scene is when Radar asks Chandler to b

		02/17/2025 8:30 am	MASH	The Interview
	Clete Roberts introduces this segment as his show; he's arrived at Korea to interview the staff of the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital because of its high 97% efficiency rating. In Roberts' interviews with Hawkeye, BJ, Fran

		02/17/2025 9:00 am	MASH	Fade Out, Fade In, Part 1 of 2
	After Maj. Margaret Houlihan-Penobscott leaves for her honeymoon, Maj. Frank Burns becomes very distraught, so Potter sends him on R&R. As they deal with the physical and psychological wounds in a heavy load of casualties, membe

		02/17/2025 9:30 am	MASH	Fade Out, Fade In, Part 2 of 2
	After Maj. Margaret Houlihan-Penobscott leaves for her honeymoon, Maj. Frank Burns becomes very distraught, so Potter sends him on R&R. As they deal with the physical and psychological wounds in a heavy load of casualties, membe

		02/17/2025 10:00 am	MASH	The Billfold Syndrome
	Charles becomes so irate, when he is turned down for a future medical position at home, that he refuses to talk to anyone in the unit, until Hawkeye and B.J. send him a false telegram from home. Meanwhile, a young soldier, Jerry

		02/17/2025 10:30 am	MASH	None Like It Hot
	As the temperatures reach triple digits, Hawkeye and BJ recieve their new rubber bathtub from Abercrombie & Fitch. However, soon the whole camp is hot under the collar as word leaks out about the tub and everyone wants a dip, ex

		02/17/2025 11:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Andy Discovers America
	The sheriff's knowledge of American history is put to the test by Opie and an attractive new history teacher.

		02/17/2025 11:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Aunt Bees Medicine Man
	Aunt Bee falls for the sales pitch of a fast-talking medicine man and his Indian elixir.

		02/17/2025 12:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	The Darlings are Coming
	The sheriff has his hands full as a clan of mountain musicians descend on Mayberry to meet a bus.

		02/17/2025 12:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Andy's English Valet
	An English tourist works off his reckless driving fine by being a valet and chauffeur for Andy.

		02/17/2025 1:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Barney's First Car
	Jim Nabors appears as Gomer Pyle as Barney invests his life's savings in a used car.

		02/17/2025 1:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	The Rivals
	Opie suffers from puppy love so Barney attempts to show him how to handle women.

		02/17/2025 2:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Lucky Suit
	Robert is ecstatic when he is recommended for the FBI job. That is, until it becomes apparent that Marie's intrusive ways may be his undoing. This time, she may have gone too far and Robert may not be able to forgive and forget.

		02/17/2025 2:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Skit
	Thinking it would be hilarious to show the partygoers a typical day in the life of Frank and Marie, Ray and Debra do a dead-on impersonation of the two that brings down the house at the party.

		02/17/2025 3:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Breakup Tape
	When Debra stumbles across a cassette tape that contains a message from Ray's college girlfriend, she wants to know why he has saved it all of these years. Ray retaliates by asking Debra to divulge any gifts that she's kept.

		02/17/2025 3:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Talk to Your Daughter
	Armed with research and much preparation, Ray is ready to speak with Ally about the facts of life only to find that Ally's interest has changed from where babies come from to the meaning of life.

		02/17/2025 4:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Call Me Mom
	When Ray finally feels comfortable enough to call Debra's mother "mom," he wants Debra to reciprocate and start calling Marie "mom". After initially giving Ray a hard time about it, Debra rises to the challenge.

		02/17/2025 4:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Mother's Day, Part 1
	Debra takes offense when Marie accuses her of being rude and the two wind up fighting and not speaking to each other. Ray tries to make things better by having them apologize, but he only ends up making matters worse.

		02/17/2025 5:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Bigger Person, Part 2
	Now that Debra and Ray's mom aren't speaking to each other, Debra goes out of her way to ensure that Ray doesn't spend time with his mother. Ray begins to like the fact that the two of them are not speaking to each other.

		02/17/2025 5:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The First Time, Part 3
	When Debra accuses Ray of still not being able to pick up on her "not in the mood" signals, they fondly recall the first night they spent together.

		02/17/2025 6:00 pm	King of Queens	Wild Cards
	Deacon and Doug go to Atlantic City and Doug loses a lot of money, while Deacon makes a lot. Deacon used money that he was holding for Doug to win the money, so Doug wants some of it.

		02/17/2025 6:30 pm	King of Queens	Big Dougie
	When Doug finds out that Deacon is a big brother for a kid, Doug signs up to be one too. But when he gets the kid, he decides he doesn't like him.

		02/17/2025 7:00 pm	King of Queens	Soft Touch
	Tim Sacksky convinces Doug to join his water filter selling business. It turns out to be nothing more than a pyramid scheme and Carrie wants Doug to go get his money back, but Doug still thinks he can make money.

		02/17/2025 7:30 pm	King of Queens	Restaurant Row
	Doug takes Carrie to an italian restaurant he found, but Carrie thinks the waiter was rude to her and forbids Doug to go again. Doug loves the restaurant, so he decides to sneak behind her back.

		02/17/2025 8:00 pm	King of Queens	Flower Power
	Doug shows Carrie he can still be romantic, and Arthur get jury duty.

		02/17/2025 8:30 pm	King of Queens	The Whine Country
	Doug and Carrie can't decide what to do about their vacation.

		02/17/2025 9:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Checks
	Jerry's fame in Japan endears Kramer to a group of tourists and inspires George to revive their TV pilot.

		02/17/2025 9:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Chicken Roaster
	As a restaurant's bright lights keep Kramer awake, Elaine's job is threatened after she buys George an expensive hat on the company's account.

		02/17/2025 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Abstinence
	While abstinence makes George smarter, it has the opposite effect on Elaine; Kramer opens a smoker's lounge in his apartment as Jerry prepares to speak at a junior high school.

		02/17/2025 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	Andrea Doria
	George squares off against a shipwreck survivor over a new apartment; Jerry attempts to help Newman get a much sought-after transfer to Hawaii.

		02/17/2025 11:00 pm	Texas Pete and a Parking Lot Carnival	Texas Pete and a Parking Lot Carnival
	Bonnie worries about her therapist, Trevor, when his life hits a serious rough patch. Also, Christy comes to Marjorie's aid when she has trouble adjusting to a new job.

		02/17/2025 11:30 pm	Mom	Big Sad Eyes and an Antique Hot Dog
	The ladies' friendships are tested when they live in close quarters during a sober retreat.

		02/18/2025 12:00 am	Mom	Sex Bucket and the Grammar Police
	Bonnie invites the ladies to a slumber party on the premiere.

		02/18/2025 12:30 am	Mom	Smitten Kitten and a Tiny Boo-Boo Error
	Jill's attempt at a good deed becomes a moral dilemma.

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		02/18/2025 2:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Return of Barney Fife
	Barney makes a triumphal return to Mayberry to attend his high school reunion.

		02/18/2025 2:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Legend of Barney Fife
	Barney, is shamed into displaying his "legendary courage" by going after an escaped convict.

		02/18/2025 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Lost and Found
	Aunt Bee collects insurance for the loss of an antique jeweled pin after she spends the money she finds the missing

		02/18/2025 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Wyatt Earp Rides Again
	An impostor takes the town of Mayberry when he introduces himself as Clarence Earp, descendent of the famous Wyatt.

		02/18/2025 4:00 am	MASH	Rumor at the top
	The latest scuttlebutt affects everyone's behavior when a visiting is rumored to be recruiting for a new MAS*H unit. The gang fears that the 4077th will be split up.

		02/18/2025 4:35 am	MASH	Give em' Hell, Hawkeye
	Hawkeye writes a heartfelt letter to President Harry Truman to protest at the continued fighting in Korea. Meanwhile, Colonel Ditka has promised a much-needed water-heater if the 4077th beautifies the camp.

		02/18/2025 5:10 am	MASH	Wheelers and Dealers
	On the eve of a big poker game, B.J.'s pride is bruised when he finds out his wife is working as a waitress. And Potter takes driving lessons from Klinger.

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