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		02/20/2025 7:15 pm	King of Queens	Hi Def-Jam
	Doug convinces his sister to go out with Carrie's boss so that he can go to his house to watch the Super Bowl on his high-def TV.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Hi Def-Jam Localized description: Doug convinces his sister to go out with Carrie's boss so that he can go to his house to watch the Super Bowl on his high-def TV.
		02/20/2025 7:50 pm	King of Queens	Paint Misbehavin'
	Doug makes Carrie tell him people she knows that she finds attractive, and she says Deacon. Deacon is having a birthday party at a paintball course and it turns into a war.

		02/20/2025 8:25 pm	King of Queens	Deacon Blues
	Doug finds Deacon out with another woman and Deacon makes him promise not to say anything. When Carrie finds out, she begins to question their marriage because Doug and her have different views on whether or not it is cheating.

		02/20/2025 9:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Yada Yada
	Jerry doubts his dentist's religious conversion; Kramer and Mickey fight over a double date as Elaine undermines a couple's chances at adoption.

		02/20/2025 9:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Millennium
	As Jerry lobbies for a good spot on his girlfriend's speed dial, George tries getting himself fired so he can accept a better job.

		02/20/2025 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Muffin Tops
	Elaine and a former boss join forces in a muffin top business; George pretends to be a tourist in order to get a date.

		02/20/2025 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Summer of George
	After getting fired from the Yankees, George uses his free time to help Jerry with a demanding girlfriend; Kramer accidentally wins a Tony Award while Elaine is accused of being mean by her co-workers.

		02/20/2025 11:00 pm	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Between A Rock And A Hard Place
	Christine promises to accompany Mr. Harris (recurring guest star BLAIR UNDERWOOD) to an important event, but leaves him hanging when Ritchie's soccer game runs long.

		02/20/2025 11:40 pm	The New Adventures of Old Christine	The New Adventures of Old Christine
	Christine reluctantly lets New Christine set her up on a blind date, but the date goes from bad to worse as Christine discovers he is not who he made himself out to be.

		02/21/2025 12:20 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	House
	When Christine learns that Richard and New Christine bought the house she had always dreamed of, she tries to contain her jealousy and attempts to feel genuinely happy for them.

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		02/21/2025 2:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Battle of Mayberry
	Opie upsets the whole town when he proves that the famous Battle of Mayberry was only a bloodless brawl, settled over a jug of corn liquor.

		02/21/2025 2:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	A Singer in Town
	Aunt Bee's original song about Mayberry is a hit when it's played by a Rock N' roll star on his television show.

		02/21/2025 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Opie's Girlfriend
	Opie's friendship with an athletically superior little girl blossoms when she follows the advice of an older female and adopts the clinging vine approach.

		02/21/2025 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	The Lodge
	Goober blackballs county clerk Howard when he applies for membership in the Mayberry men's lodge.

		02/21/2025 4:00 am	MASH	Blood and Guts
	Hawkeye is outraged when a sensationalistic war correspondent, Clayton Kibbee, reports irresponsible G.I. stunts as tales of military valor. Kibbee: "As for the last two pints of blood, there's no big finale, no heroes. They hel

		02/21/2025 4:35 am	MASH	A Holy Mess
	An AWOL soldier, Nick Gillis, seeks sanctuary in the mess tent, after Father Mulcahy's service. At the same time, a special Sunday brunch is due to be served, following the donation of some eggs to the camp by a grateful farmer.

		02/21/2025 5:10 am	MASH	The Tooth Shall Set you Free
	Charles has a serious toothache, but hates the thought of having anything done about it. The doctors suspect prejudice when an inordinate number of black casualties are brought in from a single unit, led by Major Weems.

		02/21/2025 5:45 am	Bonanza	The Quest
	Sick and tired of the trial of being the youngest, Joe decides he's found a way to prove himself and bids on a timber contract and declares to his family that it's something he wants to do on his owns and refuses their offers of

		02/21/2025 6:50 am	Gunsmoke	Traflon
	Marshal Dillon determines to catch a cold-eyed gunslinger who has killed a sheriff and a priest in a small Kansas town.

		02/21/2025 7:55 am	Gunsmoke	Drago
	An old trailblazer sets out to track down the slayer of a woman who had befriended him.

		02/21/2025 9:00 am	Gunsmoke	The Bullet Part 1
	Matt Dillon, bushwhacked, will either die or become paralyzed unless a bullet is removed from an area near his spine.

		02/21/2025 10:00 am	Gunsmoke	The Bullet Part 2
	Festus and Newly overpower outlaws transferring stolen gold from a train to wagon and head off with the wagon and the gold.

		02/21/2025 11:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Opie and His Merry Men
	Opie and his chums take their roles as Robin Hood and his merry men seriously as they befriend a hobo at the expense at the pantries of Mayberry.

		02/21/2025 11:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Barney and the Cave Rescue
	Barney organizes a rescue party when Andy and Helen are trapped in a cave by a landslide.

		02/21/2025 12:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Andy and Opie's Pal
	Opie learns a lesson in friendship when he befriends a newcomer to Mayberry.

		02/21/2025 12:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Aunt Bee the Crusader
	Aunt Bee stirs up a crusade for a chicken farmer whose property has been condemned to make way for a new road.

		02/21/2025 1:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Barney's Sidecar
	Barney adds a vintage motorcycle to the rolling stock of the Mayberry Sheriff's department, to the sheriff's regret.

		02/21/2025 1:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	My Fair Ernest T. Bass
	Howard Morris , playing a mountain-bred would-be Romeo, is brought into the sheriff's home in an effort to teach him some manners.

		02/21/2025 2:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Who's Next
	Debra gets annoyed with Ray when he seems pleased that she's picked one of her attractive friends to replace her if she dies.

		02/21/2025 2:35 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Shower
	Debra gives a bridal shower for Amy, but her good intentions get sidetracked by Marie's overzealous participation. When Marie attempts to "take over" Amy's wedding shower, Debra gets upset and yells at her.

		02/21/2025 3:10 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Baggage
	Robert asks Ray if he can borrow a suitcase sitting on the stairway for his honeymoon; Ray explains he and Debra have been in an "unspoken" battle of wills since a weekend trip over who is responsible for putting the case away.

		02/21/2025 3:45 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Bachelor Party
	Debra and Marie give Raymond a guilt trip when they find out that the bachelor party he hosted for Robert was a huge disappointment.

		02/21/2025 4:20 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Robert's Wedding Part 1
	Like their relationship, Robert and Amy's road to the altar is rocky. When Peter attempts to bury the hatchet between himself, Robert and Ray, Robert suspects he's up to no good and assigns Ray to keep an eye on him.

		02/21/2025 4:55 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Robert's Wedding Part 2
	Robert and Amy exchange vows in a wedding ceremony that has the Barone family tradition written all over it.

		02/21/2025 5:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Fun With Debra
	When the twins wind up having a great time with Ray on the golf course, a tightly wound Debra admits to her lackadaisical husband that she's disappointed they no longer have fun together.

		02/21/2025 6:05 pm	King of Queens	Horizontal Hold
	Carrie reads an article about how couples sometimes substitute sex for communication and she makes Doug agree that they won't have sex for 3 weeks.

		02/21/2025 6:40 pm	King of Queens	Inner Tube
	Doug lies to Carrie about having to work late so that he can play mud football with his friends. Doug gets sick and then Arthur makes him feel even worse for lying to Carrie.

		02/21/2025 7:15 pm	King of Queens	Papa Pill
	Doug feels sorry for Arthur and lets him go to a bar instead of a dance at his senior center. When Carrie finds out she gives Doug full control of Arthur, and Doug realizes how hard it is to deal with him.

		02/21/2025 7:50 pm	King of Queens	Package Deal
	Doug finds out people at FedEx might be interestted in him so he uses that to try to get his boss to give him more money. Carrie gets addicted to tanning cream after she agrees to put it on Lou while his wife is out of town.

		02/21/2025 8:25 pm	King of Queens	Separation Anxiety
	Doug and Carrie go to a movie with Kelly while Deacon watches the kids. While at the movies, Carrie finds a co-worker who likes Kelly. Kelly decides to go on a date with him, and Deacon asks Doug to help him win his wife back.

		02/21/2025 9:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Butter Shave
	George gets a new job after he's mistaken for being handicapped while Jerry suspects Bania is taking advantage of him; Kramer's latest shaving technique backfires as Elaine breaks up with her boyfriend during a trans-Atlantic flight.

		02/21/2025 9:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Voice
	As Jerry risks losing a girlfriend over a joke, George continues to work despite having been asked to leave; Elaine finds breaking up is hard to do as Kramer hires an assistant.

		02/21/2025 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Serenity Now
	As Jerry accepts his girlfriend's challenge to get angry, George tries selling computers with is father as Elaine fends off Lippman and his teenage son.

		02/21/2025 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Blood
	Kramer starts his own blood bank and George works at combining, sex, food and television.

		02/21/2025 11:00 pm	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Burning Down The House
	Christine considers taking a walk on the wild side in order to make Barb think she's not a square. DAVE FOLEY ("NewsRadio") returns to guest star as Richard's friend, Tom, with whom Christine once went on a date.

		02/21/2025 11:30 pm	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Happy Couple, The
	Matthew and Barb pretend to be inseparable after Christine learns they spent the night together and forbids them to see one another.

		02/22/2025 12:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	One And A Half Man
	When Christine's gynecologist (guest star JASON ALEXANDER - "Seinfeld") suggests that her flu-like symptoms may be her experiencing perimenopause, Christine tries to take charge of her hormones.

		02/22/2025 12:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	A Decent Proposal
	Christine proposes marriage to Barb to save her best friend from being deported to the Bahamas. Meanwhile, Richard attempts to propose marriage to New Christine.

		02/22/2025 1:00 am	Roseanne	The Blaming of the Shrew
	D.J.'s first date is with a domineering young girl to a school dance, which Jackie suggests reflects Dan and Roseanne's marriage. Meanwhile, Fred and Jackie go to therapy to work out their marital problems.

		02/22/2025 1:36 am	Roseanne	The Birds and the Frozen Bees
	When D.J. reveals that he can bring frozen bees back to life, Jackie decides to conduct a few experiments of her own. Also, Darlene realizes that she's never stopped loving David.

		02/22/2025 2:12 am	Roseanne	Couch Potatoes
	The Conners become a Nielsen family. Jackie and Fred decide to end their marriage.

		02/22/2025 2:48 am	Roseanne	Sherwood Schwartz: A Loving Tribute
	Dan's dream of building a boat leads to an episode full of fantasy and fun - Gilligan's Island style. Additionally, David graduates high school, and Darlene's unhappy about his summer plans.

		02/22/2025 3:24 am	Roseanne	Shower the People You Love With Stuff
	As the baby's birth approaches, the Conner family makes plans for the new arrival.

		02/22/2025 4:00 am	Roseanne	Let Them Eat Junk
	Roseanne and Jackie fight over parenting issues, and hurtful words are exchanged. Dan spends time with D.J.

		02/22/2025 4:36 am	Roseanne	Roseanne in the Hood
	Roseanne wages war against a new restaurant that opens across from the Lunch Box.

		02/22/2025 5:12 am	Roseanne	The Last Date
	Roseanne insists Dan go out with her for one last Saturday night "date" before their baby arrives and crash a Bar Mitzvah. Becky and Darlene bond over a bottle of Peppermint Schnapps.

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Available schedules: 06/25/2022 - 06/13/2026 •Time zone: Eastern Time (EST) UTC -5 • Country: United States •Language: English

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