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		02/22/2025 7:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Betrayal
	Elaine takes Jerry and George to India to upset a rival's wedding; Kramer is the object of an evil birthday wish.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Betrayal Localized description: Elaine takes Jerry and George to India to upset a rival's wedding; Kramer is the object of an evil birthday wish.
		02/22/2025 7:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Apology
	While George demands an apology, Jerry is troubled by a girlfriend's frequent nudity.

		02/22/2025 8:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Strike
	Elaine accidentally gives out a fake phone number on the back of a free sandwich coupon; George's father revives a holiday he invented to replace Christmas.

		02/22/2025 8:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Dealership
	Elaine's boyfriend promises Jerry a good deal on a new car.

		02/22/2025 9:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Reverse Peephole
	Elaine accidentally tosses out a friend's fur coat; Jerry and George disagree over the need for a wallet.

		02/22/2025 9:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Cartoon
	Jerry's harsh critique of an actress launches her career; an enigmatic cartoon inspires Elaine.

		02/22/2025 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Strongbox
	As Kramer hides the keys for his new strongbox in Jerry's apartment, George and Elaine each look for ways out of their respective romantic relationships.

		02/22/2025 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Wizard
	As Kramer moves to Florida, Jerry buys his dad an electronic organizer; George pretends to have a summer home in order to avoid his late fiancee's parents.

		02/22/2025 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Burning
	Elaine discovers her boyfriend is very religious as Jerry wonders if his latest girlfriend has been totally honest with him.

		02/22/2025 11:30 pm	The New Adventures of Old Christine	How I Hate Your Mother
	Richard asks Christine to return her wedding ring -- previously his mother's -- so he can use it to propose to New Christine.

		02/23/2025 12:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	White Like Me
	After Barb is profiled in a business journal, new clientele hits the gym and business really picks up.

		02/23/2025 12:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Snakes On a Date
	Christine agrees to go out with a children's entertainer (JEFFREY TAMBOR - "Arrested Development") specializing in reptile parties in order to get Ritchie into the Reptile Club.

		02/23/2025 1:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Everyone Says I Love You Except Richie
	When Ritchie stops telling Christine he loves her, she is devastated and asks Richard to have a baby with her so she can have a new child to love her the way Ritchie used to.

		02/23/2025 1:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Tie Me Up, Don't Tie Me Down
	Christine and Barb go on a double date, but only one gets asked out a second time. Guest star TIM DeKAY (a.k.a. Bizarro Jerry on "Seinfeld") appears as Christine's date, Patrick.

		02/23/2025 2:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	So You Think You Can Date
	Richard joins Christine and her new boyfriend, Patrick (recurring guest star TIM DeKAY), on a dinner date.

		02/23/2025 2:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Self-Esteem Tempura
	Christine is thrilled when a talent scout recruits Ritchie to audition for a television commercial after his shockingly great performance in a school play, but Richard refuses to let him go. Who will win the argument?

		02/23/2025 3:00 am	The Golden Girls	Sisters and Other Strangers
	Blanche and her sister, Charmaine, reconcile after a life-long rivalry -- until Blanche reads Charmaine's recently published book and realizes the heroine is based on her. Dorothy becomes fed up with Stan's visiting cousin.

		02/23/2025 3:30 am	The Golden Girls	Cheaters
	The married man Dorothy once dated re-enters her life and has news that he's now divorced and would like to reconcile with her. Meanwhile, Blanche and Sophia become the victims of a con game.

		02/23/2025 4:00 am	The Golden Girls	The Mangiacavallo Curse Makes a Lousy Wedding Present
	The girls attend the wedding of Dorothy's goddaughter, whose father was once engaged to Sophia. Sophia thinks that the wedding reception is the perfect spot for revenge after supposedly puting a curse on him years ago.

		02/23/2025 4:30 am	The Golden Girls	All Bets are Off
	Dorothy's gambling problem re-surfaces after a visit to the racetrack. Meanwhile, Rose takes up painting, and Blanche is insulted after a man she works with rejects her advances.

		02/23/2025 5:00 am	The Golden Girls	The President's Coming! The President's Coming! (1)
	An FBI agent investigates the girls' lives for a possible visit from President Bush. This leads the girls to reminisce about times they have spent together.

		02/23/2025 5:30 am	The Golden Girls	The President's Coming! The President's Coming! (2)
	When the FBI agent announces that George Bush will make a visit to their home, the girls continue to reminisce and Dorothy quickly readies a list of points she wants to make to the president.

		02/23/2025 6:00 am	The Golden Girls	Blanche Delivers
	Blanche's daughter, Rebecca, comes to Miami and wants to give birth in a birthing center. Blanche doesn't want to be embarrassed by the fact that her daughter was artificially inseminated.

		02/23/2025 6:30 am	The Golden Girls	Once, in St. Olaf
	Rose makes a stunning discovery while admitting a patient at the hospital. Meanwhile, Sophia has to have surgery, but a mix-up occurs after the operation and Sophia becomes lost in the hospital.

		02/23/2025 7:00 am	The Golden Girls	If at Last You Do Suceed
	Stan has finally hit it big with a new invention, but still Dorothy can't be happy for him. Meanwhile, Rose and Blanche fight over some war bonds that, if cashed, could bankrupt St. Olaf.

		02/23/2025 7:30 am	The Golden Girls	Snap Out of It
	Dorothy helps Sophia with the Meals on Wheels program and runs across a man who hasn't left his apartment since the 1960's. Meanwhile, Blanche's birthday is coming up and Rose becomes determined to find out her real age.

		02/23/2025 8:00 am	Mike & Molly	'Tis the Season to be Molly
	Mike struggles to be home for Christmas.

		02/23/2025 8:36 am	Mike & Molly	Buy the Book
	Molly worries obsessively over her book's sales.

		02/23/2025 9:12 am	Mike & Molly	What Ever Happened to Baby Peggy?
	Peggy shares stories for Molly's next book.

		02/23/2025 9:48 am	Mike & Molly	Pie Fight
	Mike celebrates his weight loss with a slice of pie.

		02/23/2025 10:18 am	Mike & Molly	Cocktails and Calamine
	Molly doesn't want Mike at her publisher's party.

		02/23/2025 10:54 am	Mike & Molly	Mother From Another Mudlick
	Mike meets his Aunt Rosemary (MARGO MARTINDALE).

		02/23/2025 11:30 am	Mike & Molly	Fight to the Finish
	Molly gets mad at Mike for not listening to her complaints.

		02/23/2025 12:00 pm	Mike & Molly	Near Death Do Us Part
	Carl decides to propose to Victoria after a close call.

		02/23/2025 12:30 pm	Mike & Molly	The Bitter Man And The Sea
	Mike & Molly uninvite Carl to their anniversary cruise.

		02/23/2025 1:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Yes, Monsignor
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		02/23/2025 1:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	The Salmon Under My Sweater
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		02/23/2025 2:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		02/23/2025 2:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	A Lungful of Alan
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		02/23/2025 3:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		02/23/2025 3:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		02/23/2025 4:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Smell the Umbrella Stand
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		02/23/2025 4:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		02/23/2025 5:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		02/23/2025 5:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	It Was 'Mame,' Mom
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		02/23/2025 6:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Bookstore
	Jerry turns in Uncle Leo for shoplifting while George is forced to buy an expensive book he was caught reading in the store's bathroom.

		02/23/2025 6:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Frogger
	As George sets out to preserve his high score on an old arcade game, a serial killer's presence forces Jerry into a relationship he doesn't like.

		02/23/2025 7:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Maid
	When Jerry starts sleeping with his maid, her work begins to decline; George decides he wants a nickname.

		02/23/2025 7:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Finale Pt. 1
	In this final episode of the series, Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer are arrested for their callous indifference to a car jacking victim.

		02/23/2025 8:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Finale Pt. 2
	In this final episode of the series, Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer are arrested for their callous indifference to a car jacking victim.

		02/23/2025 8:30 pm	Seinfeld	Seinfeld
	Jerry is ecstatic that a woman he met on the road is coming to stay with him in New York, but his flabbergasted when he discovers she's engaged to be married.

		02/23/2025 9:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Stake Out
	Jerry and his ex-girlfriend Elaine discover the true meaning of friendship when Jerry decides to pursue romance with a gorgeous friend of Elaine's.

		02/23/2025 9:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Robbery
	When Jerry's apartment is broken into, George persuades him to look at a new one. But the decision to move sets off an unhappy chain of events as Elaine wants to rent Jerry's old place, and George really wants his new one.

		02/23/2025 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	Male Unbonding
	Jerry finds that trying to end a friendship with Joel, a guy he's known and disliked for years, is harder than breaking up with a woman.

		02/23/2025 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Stock Tip
	Jerry invests in the stock market on a hot tip from George.

		02/23/2025 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Ex-Girlfriend
	Jerry's best friend George is obsessed with finding a way to break up with his overbearing girlfriend. However, after dispensing his sage advice on the topic, Jerry finds himself in a similar agonizing position with the same woman.

		02/23/2025 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Pony Remark
	Jerry feels responsible for his aunt's untimely death.

		02/24/2025 12:00 am	Seinfeld	The Jacket
	While shopping with Elaine, Jerry discovers a suede jacket that is totally irresistible in spite of its hefty price tag. After buying the jacket, Jerry learns an age-old truth: Clothes don't make the man.

		02/24/2025 12:30 am	Seinfeld	The Phone Message
	After mustering enough courage to call a girl for a second date, George repeatedly gets her answering machine then blurts out a nasty message. Regretting it later, he talks Jerry into helping get rid of the message before it can be heard.

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		02/24/2025 2:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Barbershop Quartet
	The Mayberry barbershop quartet loses its tenor on the eve of the singing contest so Andy drafts a prisoner with an antisocial philosophy but a beautiful voice.

		02/24/2025 2:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	The Ball Game
	Andy umpires a crucial junior baseball game when one of his decisions loses the game for Mayberry he becomes the town pariah.

		02/24/2025 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Aunt Bee's Crowning Glory
	Aunt Bee buys a blonde wig and upsets Andy and the rest of Mayberry

		02/24/2025 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Darling Fortune
	Andy and the town of Mayberry undergo a trying experience when the hillbilly Darling family comes into a fortune of 300 dollars.

		02/24/2025 4:00 am	MASH	Pressure Points
	Potter sends for Sidney Freedman when he loses confidence in his surgical abilities, and Winchester loses patience with his bunkmates' sloppiness.

		02/24/2025 4:30 am	MASH	Where There's a Will, There's a War
	Hawkeye draws up a will, leaving various items to his friends at the 4077th.

		02/24/2025 5:00 am	MASH	Promotion Commotion
	Winchester, Pierce, and Hunnicutt find themselves in the sticky position of having to decide which enlisted men to recommend for promotion. For Winchester it could be a matter of life and death.

		02/24/2025 5:30 am	MASH	Heroes
	Hawkeye is the golden boy of the world press when he treats a celebrity prizefighter, 'Gentleman' Joe Cavanaugh, who has a stroke at the 4077th. Father Mulcahy finds the news hard to take, as Cavanaugh was a hero of his.

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