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		03/08/2025 8:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Pie
	Jerry obsessively worries when he takes his date to a restaurant famous for their apple pie and she refuses to eat a piece; meanwhile, Elaine discovers that a mannequin resembling her has been showing up in quite a few window displays.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Pie Localized description: Jerry obsessively worries when he takes his date to a restaurant famous for their apple pie and she refuses to eat a piece; meanwhile, Elaine discovers that a mannequin resembling her has been showing up in quite a few window displays.
		03/08/2025 8:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Stand-In
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		03/08/2025 9:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Wife
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		03/08/2025 9:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Raincoats Part I
	Kramer's moneymaking scheme to sell vintage raincoats designed by Jerry's dad backfires when Morty has to depend on his Fl

		03/08/2025 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Raincoats Part II
	Kramer's moneymaking scheme to sell vintage raincoats designed by Jerry's dad backfires when Morty has to depend on his Fl

		03/08/2025 10:00 pm	Daylight Savings


		03/08/2025 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Fire
	George panics during a fire at his girlfriend's son's birthday party and bolts for an escape route, while Kramer's girlfriend has a heckling laugh that threatens to ruin Jerry's act at a comedy club.

		03/08/2025 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Hamptons
	Jerry and his friends take an ill-fated trip to the beach.

		03/08/2025 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Opposite
	George does the opposite and turns his life around.

		03/09/2025 12:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Truth or Dare
	Christine finds herself falling in love with Max (recurring guest star ERIC McCORMACK) until her ex-boyfriend, Mr. Harris (recurring guest star BLAIR UNDERWOOD), comes back into her life. Will she have to choose?

		03/09/2025 12:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	A Family Unfair
	Christine feels left out as Richard and New Christine plan for their baby and decides she wants one too. TIM MEADOWS ("SNL") appears as Dr. Volk, New Christine's OB/GYN.

		03/09/2025 1:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Sweet Charity
	Christine comes into some money and must decide whether to splurge on a designer dress or help starving children. ED BEGLEY JR. guest stars as Pastor Ed.

		03/09/2025 1:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Subway, Somehow
	Christine urges Ritchie's school principal (NANCY LENEHAN - "My Name Is Earl") to let the class take the subway on a field trip in order to learn real-world skills.

		03/09/2025 3:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Up in the Airport
	When Christine realizes Ritchie's never been on a real family vacation like his classmates, she plans a trip to Florida. But things don't turn out quite as she intended and the trip goes horribly awry.

		03/09/2025 3:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Revenge Makeover
	Old Christine takes a cranky, very pregnant New Christine to a fancy salon to prepare her for the impromptu wedding that Richard is secretly planning. SCOTT BAKULA guest stars.

		03/09/2025 4:00 am	The Golden Girls	Miles to Go
	After hearing that a mobster has died, Miles reveals that he has been in a witness protection program. However, when it is revealed that the mobster faked his death, Miles must leave Miami and go into hiding.

		03/09/2025 4:30 am	The Golden Girls	There Goes the Bride (1)
	Dorothy has been sneaking around so that Sophia doesn't discover that she's been dating Stan. However, when Stan proposes, Dorothy must reveal the truth to Sophia.

		03/09/2025 5:00 am	The Golden Girls	There Goes the Bride (2)
	Totally against Dorothy and Stan's impending nuptials, Sophia vows to not let the ceremony go off. Meanwhile, Blanche begins interviewing for a new roommate since Dorothy is planning to move out.

		03/09/2025 5:30 am	The Golden Girls	Older and Wiser
	Wanting someone to watch after Sophia during the day, Dorothy gets Sophia a job under false pretenses. Meanwhile, Blanche and Rose are all excited about being hired as models for a Penny Saver.

		03/09/2025 6:00 am	The Golden Girls	Melodrama
	Blanche wants to intensify her relationship with her infamous one-night-stand-man, Mel Bushman. Meanwhile, Rose tries her hand at TV reporting. Her assignment: a dog show.

		03/09/2025 6:30 am	The Golden Girls	Even Grandmas Get the Blues
	A man mistakes Blanche as being her granddaughter's mother, and Blanche does nothing to set him straight. Meanwhile, Sophia gets ready for the mother-daughter Festival of the Dancing Virgins, but Dorothy wants no part of it.

		03/09/2025 7:00 am	The Golden Girls	Witness
	Miles returns out of the blue, still undercover in the Witness Protection Program. Things get hairy when Rose's new man, Carl, reveals himself to be the mobster that is after Miles. Meanwhile, Sophia loses her glasses.

		03/09/2025 7:30 am	The Golden Girls	What a Difference a Date Makes
	The man who stood Dorothy up for her senior prom contacts her and they make a date. After learning why he stood her up, Dorothy unleashes her wrath on the person at fault, Sophia.

		03/09/2025 8:00 am	The Golden Girls	Love for Sale
	A reluctant Dorothy agrees to participate in the Children's Hospital Bachelorette Auction and gets a big surprise when Stan walks in and begins bidding. Sophia's brother, Angelo, comes to Miami, broke and with no place to live.

		03/09/2025 8:30 am	The Golden Girls	Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home (1)
	The deathbed confession of an ex-patient at Shady Pines means bad news for Sophia, since in her confession she stated that she and Sophia started the 1985 Shady Pines fire.

		03/09/2025 9:00 am	Mike & Molly	Carl Has Issues
	Carl freaks out when his relationship gets serious.

		03/09/2025 9:36 am	Mike & Molly	Joyce's Choices
	Joyce drives Vince crazy with jealousy.

		03/09/2025 10:12 am	Mike & Molly	Valentine Piggyback
	Mike crashes Carl's Valentine's Day plans.

		03/09/2025 10:48 am	Mike & Molly	Mike Likes Lasagna
	Mike panics when Molly suggests they write their own vows.

		03/09/2025 11:18 am	Mike & Molly	Peggy Goes to Branson
	Mike & Molly "dogsit" Jim, when Peggy goes out of town.

		03/09/2025 11:54 am	Mike & Molly	Molly Can't Lie
	Molly's outspoken manner costs her a wedding chapel.

		03/09/2025 12:30 pm	Mike & Molly	The Dress
	Molly has a meltdown when her wedding dress doesn't fit.

		03/09/2025 1:00 pm	Mike & Molly	The Wedding
	Chaos ensues on Mike & Molly's wedding day.

		03/09/2025 1:30 pm	Mike & Molly	Mike's Boss
	Mike's boss starts dating his boss (GERALD McRANEY).

		03/09/2025 2:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	We Called It Mr. Pinky
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		03/09/2025 2:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Hi, Mr. Horned One
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		03/09/2025 3:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		03/09/2025 3:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	That Voodoo That I Do
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		03/09/2025 4:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Madame and her Special Friend
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		03/09/2025 4:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Something Salty and Twisted
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		03/09/2025 5:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Santa's Village of the Damned
	When Alan dates a cooking instructor, Sandy (Josie Davis), both he and Charlie gain weight. Meanwhile, the brothers agonize over whether or not to visit their mom for Christmas.

		03/09/2025 5:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	That Special Tug
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		03/09/2025 6:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Humiliation is a Visual Medium
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		03/09/2025 6:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	My Tongue is Meat
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		03/09/2025 7:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Chaperone
	Kramer chaperones Jerry's date with a Miss America hopeful.

		03/09/2025 7:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Big Salad
	Jerry learns his date was dumped by Newman; Kramer worries that he caused a murder; George's petty remarks causes him trouble.

		03/09/2025 8:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Pledge Drive
	Jerry accepts an invitation to help with a PBS pledge drive.

		03/09/2025 8:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Chinese Woman
	Crossed phone lines get Jerry a date and exposes the Costanza's plans to divorce.

		03/09/2025 9:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Couch
	Jerry's new couch gets Elaine a new boyfriend.

		03/09/2025 9:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Gymnast
	Jerry is intrigued with the possibilities when he starts dating a former Olympic gymnast.

		03/09/2025 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Soup
	Jerry regrets accepting an expensive suit from a comedian he doesn't like.

		03/09/2025 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Mom & Pop Store
	George claims he bought a celebrity's used car; Kramer tries to save a failing neighborhood business.

		03/09/2025 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Secretary
	George hires an unattractive secretary.

		03/09/2025 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Race
	Jerry finds an old high school classmate still disputes the outcome of a big race.

		03/10/2025 12:00 am	Seinfeld	The Switch
	Jerry wants to date a new girlfriend's roommate.

		03/10/2025 12:30 am	Seinfeld	The Scofflaw
	George learns the truth about a friend's illness; Kramer helps bring in a notorious scofflaw.

		03/10/2025 1:00 am	Seinfeld	The Beard
	Elaine sets out to change a gay man's sexual preference.

		03/10/2025 1:30 am	Seinfeld	The Kiss Hello
	Jerry rebels at an intimate gesture as Kramer attempts to make their building more friendly.

		03/10/2025 2:00 am	Paid Programming (30)


		03/10/2025 2:30 am	Paid Programming (30)


		03/10/2025 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Aunt Bee's Cousin
	Andy learns the truth when he sees his cousin Bradford alight from a freight train but keeps quiet because Aunt Bee thinks he's a wealthy relative.

		03/10/2025 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Suppose Andy Gets Sick
	Andy catches the flu and Goober takes over as his deputy.

		03/10/2025 4:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Howard's New Life
	Howard quits his boring job as county clerk and becomes a Caribbean island beachcomber.

		03/10/2025 4:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Goober, The Executive
	Goober buys the gas station with financial backing from Andy and Emmett.

		03/10/2025 5:00 am	MASH	Germ Warfare
	Hawkeye moves a wounded North Korean soldier into The Swamp, rather than let him be shipped out before he's stable. During the night he and Trapper play Dracula, and siphon off a pint of Frank's blood. The soldier then contracts

		03/10/2025 5:30 am	MASH	Dear Dad
	Hawkeye writes home, describing Christmas in Korea.

		03/10/2025 6:00 am	MASH	Edwina
	The nurses go to extremes lengths to find a date for Nurse Eddie - they won't go out with anyone until Eddie gets a date. The men draw straws, and Hawkeye is the big loser, especially after Eddie nearly kills him in a scene rese

		03/10/2025 6:30 am	MASH	Love Story
	Radar gets a Dear John recording from home. Hawkeye and Trapper try to set him up with a date, but fail. Radar is taken by a new nurse at the camp and she is into poetry and music, so they coach him. Margaret wants to stop the r

		03/10/2025 7:00 am	Bonanza	The Good Samaritan
	Hoss bring together a young widowed mother and a man whose girlfriend left him. The couple gets married but Hoss' attempts to help are having dire effects on the marriage.

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