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		03/13/2025 8:15 pm	King of Queens	Trash Talker
	Deacon has a new friend, but it turns out that his new friend is Doug's old enemy from high school. This causes trouble with their friendship because Doug still hates the him for telling people he ate food out of the trash can.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Trash Talker Localized description: Deacon has a new friend, but it turns out that his new friend is Doug's old enemy from high school. This causes trouble with their friendship because Doug still hates the him for telling people he ate food out of the trash can.
		03/13/2025 8:50 pm	King of Queens	Precedent Nixin'
	Doug and Carrie are going to Florida to visit Doug's parents. Everything is going great until Doug and Carrie check into their hotel and realize it is filled with people on Spring Break.

		03/13/2025 9:25 pm	King of Queens	Foe: Pa
	Carrie has an interview at a prestigous real-estate firm, but Arthur ruins the interview by acting crazy in the lobby. Doug has to patch things up between them & Arthur is determined to fix everything he has screwed up for her.

		03/13/2025 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Soup Nazi
	A demanding soup stand chef bans Elaine from eating his wares.

		03/13/2025 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Secret Code
	George's secret bank code inadvertently becomes a dying woman's last word.

		03/13/2025 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Pool Guy
	George worries about Susan becoming friendly with his pals.

		03/13/2025 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Sponge
	As Jerry conceals how he got an unlisted phone number, Elaine's favorite birth control device is discontinued.

		03/14/2025 12:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Pilot
	Divorced working mother Christine Campbell (series star JULIA LOUIS-DREYFUS) owns a women's 30-minute workout gym, successfully juggling the daily stresses of motherhood and her business.

		03/14/2025 12:40 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Supertramp
	Upon learning that Richard and "new" Christine are enjoying an intimate relationship, Christine becomes determined to make her own romantic conquests.

		03/14/2025 1:20 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Open Waters
	Upon learning that her close friend Barb (recurring guest star Emmy Award winner WANDA SYKES) is responsible for matching up "new" Christine and Richard, Christine allows Barb to set her up on a blind date of her own.

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		03/14/2025 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	A Girl For Goober
	Andy and Sam Jones team up to find a girl for Goober. they spot an ad for a computer dating service and get Goober to answer it.

		03/14/2025 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Mayberry RFD
	Sam Jones invites a buddy from Italy to help work his land.

		03/14/2025 4:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Opie's Job
	Opie gets a part-time job in a grocery store, but gives it up because another boys needs employment more.

		03/14/2025 4:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Andy's Rival
	Jealousy appears in Mayberry when Andy realizes that a handsome big city teacher is spending evenings with Helen.

		03/14/2025 5:00 am	MASH	Showtime
	Captain Kaplan is to be shipped home, but becomes paranoid that something will happen to him before he leaves. He takes the wheel of the jeep to drive to Kimpo himself, but crashes and ends up in plaster. Henry's wife is in labo

		03/14/2025 5:35 am	MASH	Divided We Stand
	Brought on by Frank and Margaret's negative reports, General Clayton assigns a psychiatrist, Captain Hildebrand, to examine the 4077th MAS*H unit, to see if it should be disbanded. Henry tells them to be on their best behavior

		03/14/2025 6:10 am	MASH	5 O'Clock Charlie
	An inept North Korean pilot, known as "5 O'Clock Charlie", makes his daily attempt to bomb the ammo dump. Frank puts in a request for an anti-aircraft gun, which is granted when Charlie hits General Clayton's jeep. Frank takes c

		03/14/2025 6:45 am	Bonanza	Elegy For A Hangman
	A bitter man, Bob Jolley, comes to Virginia City to taunt Harry Whitaker, a friend of the Cartwright's, claiming that he unjustly hung Bob's father. Bob Adam's attention, & strangely other people involved in the case surface.

		03/14/2025 7:50 am	Gunsmoke	A Trail of Bloodshed
	Craig Stevens, Kurt Russell, and Tom Simcox are guest stars in the story of a farm youth's grim trackdown of the man who killed his father.

		03/14/2025 8:55 am	Gunsmoke	To Ride a Yellow Horse
	An ambitious mother doesn't consider Newly O'Brien or a neighboring farmer suitable suitors for her daughter, provoking them into a fight which almost leads to tragedy.

		03/14/2025 10:00 am	Gunsmoke	The Disciple
	The residents of Dodge City are stunned when Matt Dillon feels he can no longer keep law and order and turns in his Marshal's badge.

		03/14/2025 11:00 am	Gunsmoke	Matt Dillon Must Die
	Dillon finds himself in the revengeful hands of a half-crazed widower who plans, with the aid of his four surviving sons, to hunt Dillon down and kill him to revenge the death of his son, a wanted murderer.

		03/14/2025 12:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Quiet Sam
	Andy delivers a baby for a farmers wife when the local doctor is unavailable

		03/14/2025 12:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Barney Gets His Man
	Through a series of coincidences, Barney captures a dangerous criminal... twice.

		03/14/2025 1:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	The Guitar Player Returns
	Andy helps a local musician get back to reality after success went to his head before he made good.

		03/14/2025 1:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Bringing Up Opie
	Andy and Aunt Bee find that a good father-son relationship is more important to Opie than keeping him away from the sheriff's office.

		03/14/2025 2:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Opie and the Bully
	A schoolboy bully makes life miserable for seven-year-old Opie.

		03/14/2025 2:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Barney's Replacement
	Barney resigns as he believes that Andy is trying to ease him out of his deputy sheriff job.

		03/14/2025 3:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Boob Job
	Debra is upset when she sees Ray's giddy reaction to her friend's recently acquired “new and improved” breasts. She is anxious to find out whether or not Ray is content with her body as is, so she conducts a little experiment.

		03/14/2025 3:35 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Can Opener
	Everyone in the family takes sides when Ray and Debra have a senseless argument over a newly purchased can opener, that seems to have opened a can of worms.

		03/14/2025 4:10 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	You Bet
	When Frank starts showing a keen interest in Ray's work, walking around in a jovial mood and not being his usual cheap self, everyone questions the radical change in behavior.

		03/14/2025 4:45 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Sex Talk
	Ray and Debra are discouraged when they realize that their sex life isn't what it used to be. Ray and Debra shrug it off by assuring each other that it's not an unusual occurrence for older couples to experience.

		03/14/2025 5:20 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Will
	Upon drafting their wills, Ray and Debra must decide who would make the best guardians for their children. After pondering long and hard over their decision, Ray and Debra choose the two people who they feel would be best .

		03/14/2025 5:55 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Sister
	Debra is upset when her hippie, free spirit sister decides to become...a sister. It's a good indication that something is up when Debra's sister, Jennifer, shows up for a visit with rosary beads and prayer cards as gifts.

		03/14/2025 6:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Cousin Gerard
	When Ray hires his overwhelmingly annoying cousin Gerard to assist him, and Debra points out how alike the two men are, Ray is mortified.

		03/14/2025 7:05 pm	King of Queens	Tank Heaven
	Carrie wants to start hanging out with people from her office, but Doug hates the idea. She forces him to go along, and he tries to get back at her by doing embarrassing things while she is out of the room to drive them away.

		03/14/2025 7:40 pm	King of Queens	Alter Ego
	Spence finds out that his ex-girlfriend is getting married and wants to stop it. He gets his pals to go with him on the long drive. A series of complications make it difficult for the group to make it to the wedding on time.

		03/14/2025 8:15 pm	King of Queens	Icky Shuffle
	Carrie is sick and was supposed to be Arthur's partner in a shuffleboard tournament. Doug ends up taking her place, but is terrible. When he begins liking it, Arthur replaces him with Spence, a former shuffleboard champion.

		03/14/2025 8:50 pm	King of Queens	Awful Bigamy
	Holly gets kicked out of her apartment, and Arthur offers to let her stay in the basement. Carrie is very busy, and Holly starts cooking and cleaning to help. Doug learns what it is like to have an upstairs & downstairs wife.

		03/14/2025 9:25 pm	King of Queens	Lost Vegas
	Doug needs to find a way to get to Vegas for the weekend, so he decides to build up credit with Carrie by taking her to the spa. Arthur teaches Spence to count cards, and they test his skills at a church poker tournament.

		03/14/2025 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Gum
	While helping Kramer revive an old movie theatre, George is mistaken for being insane.

		03/14/2025 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Rye
	George must replace a loaf of bread his parents took from Susan's mom and dad.

		03/14/2025 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Caddy
	While leaving his car at work convinces George's bosses that he's working late, Elaine is disturbed by a bra-less acquaintance.

		03/14/2025 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Seven
	As Susan's friends steal their new daughter's name from George, Elaine loses an antique bike to Kramer.

		03/15/2025 12:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	One Toe Over the Line, Sweet Jesus
	Upon learning from the gloating Matthew that Christine is out enjoying her fifth date with an attorney, Burton (recurring guest star MATT LETSCHER), Richard does what any self-respecting ex-husband would do: he sabotages them.

		03/15/2025 12:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	I'll Show You Mine
	Christine gets nervous when Burton (recurring guest star MATT LETSCHER) tries to take their relationship to the next level. After 10 dates, Christine faces a critical moment.

		03/15/2025 1:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Other F Word, The
	Concerned about the uniformity of Ritchie's schoolmates, Christine takes it upon herself to help diversify the student body at his exclusive private school.

		03/15/2025 1:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Long Day's Journey Into Stan
	Everyone expects Christine to fall apart emotionally after her breakup, but she insists she is fine and looking forward to spending some time on her own.

		03/15/2025 2:00 am	Roseanne	Bridge Over Troubled Sonny
	Dan doesn't understand Crystal's devotion to her deceased husband (who had cheated on her numerous times). Darlene is confused by her parents' reactions to her new smoking habit.

		03/15/2025 2:36 am	Roseanne	Father's Day
	Roseanne is forced into the role of peacemaker between Dan and his father during a weekend visit.

		03/15/2025 3:12 am	Roseanne	Nightmare on Oak Street
	Roseanne and Dan struggle to handle Darlene's transition into womanhood.

		03/15/2025 3:48 am	Roseanne	Mall Story
	The Conner family spends the day together at the mall. Unfortunately, family time turns into a disaster when Roseanne and Becky disagree over a party dress, Darlene goes on a junk food binge, and Dan gets in a tight squeeze.

		03/15/2025 4:24 am	Roseanne	Becky's Choice
	Roseanne invites Chip and his parents over for a dinner party on the same night Becky has plans with her secret other boyfriend. Chip's family and the Conners come to blows in a battle of the classes.

		03/15/2025 5:00 am	Roseanne	The Slice of Life
	Roseanne and Dan fear the worst when Darlene is rushed to the hospital for an emergency appendectomy.

		03/15/2025 5:36 am	Roseanne	Workin' Overtime
	Roseanne's balancing act of motherhood and heavy overtime at work reaches a boiling point. Having been pushed to the edge, Roseanne runs away to a diner.

		03/15/2025 6:12 am	Roseanne	Toto, We're Not in Kansas Anymore
	The Conner family makes the best out of a bad situation when an impending tornado keeps them from leaving the house. Roseanne worries when Jackie doesn't return from a shopping trip.

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Available schedules: 06/25/2022 - 06/13/2026 •Time zone: Eastern Daylight Time (EDT) UTC -4 • Country: United States •Language: English

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