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		03/15/2025 8:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Shower Head
	As George sets out to get his parents to move to Florida, a drug test costs Elaine her job.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Shower Head Localized description: As George sets out to get his parents to move to Florida, a drug test costs Elaine her job.
		03/15/2025 8:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Doll
	While George is disturbed by a doll that looks like his mom, his dad searches for a long-lost cousin in Italy.

		03/15/2025 9:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Friar's Club
	Jerry's relationship with Susan's best friend is impaired by a missing jacket.

		03/15/2025 9:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Wigmaster
	Jerry ends up buying a jacket he doesn't really like; a house guest irritates George.

		03/15/2025 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Calzone
	As George gets his boss hooked on calzones, Kramer develops an addiction to freshly dried clothes; Jerry dates a woman of unusually persuasive beauty and Elaine falls for a man's clever dating tactics.

		03/15/2025 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	Bottle Deposit - Part 1
	As George's job is jeopardized by his boss' failing memory, Kramer and Newman hatch a moneymaking scheme; Elaine's boss sends her to buy JFK's golf clubs, and Jerry's car is kidnapped by an over-protective mechanic.

		03/15/2025 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	Bottle Deposit - Part 2
	As George's job is jeopardized by his boss' failing memory, Kramer and Newman hatch a moneymaking scheme; Elaine's boss sends her to buy JFK's golf clubs, and Jerry's car is kidnapped by an over-protective mechanic.

		03/15/2025 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Wait Out
	Jerry and Elaine take advantage of a friend's shaky marriage; Kramer's tight jeans causes problems.

		03/16/2025 12:00 am	Seinfeld	The Invitations
	As George continues to have cold feet about his wedding, Jerry meets the woman of his dreams.

		03/16/2025 12:30 am	Seinfeld	The Foundation
	As George tries to put Susan behind him, Elaine is given control of J. Peterman's business.

		03/16/2025 1:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Teach Your Children Well
	Christine feels pressured to throw an extravagant party for Ritchie's ninth birthday, his first involving children from his new private school.

		03/16/2025 1:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Ritchie Has Two Mommies
	Christine tries to behave maturely when Richard brings "new" Christine to breakfast with Ritchie so they can get to know each other.

		03/16/2025 2:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	No Fault Divorce
	Christine's former marriage counselor comes into the gym, leading to some awkward moments between the two women.

		03/16/2025 2:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Exile On Lame Street
	Christine objects when Richard and "new" Christine want to take Ritchie to a Rolling Stones concert. Fearing that her son is too young to be exposed to the vices on display there, Christine initially forbids it.

		03/16/2025 3:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Some Of My Best Friends Are Portuguese
	Shut out once again by the judgmental moms at Ritchie's school, Christine is overjoyed to finally make friends with another down-to-earth working woman, Belinda (ANA ORTIZ), who invites her over for a drink after work.

		03/16/2025 3:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Fair To Remember, A
	While volunteering at the spring carnival at Ritchie's school, Christine is surprised to learn that there's a hot new dad at the school--and excited that it's her ex-boyfriend, Burton (recurring guest star MATT LETSCHER).

		03/16/2025 4:00 am	The Golden Girls	Never Yell Fire in a Crowded Retirement Home (2)
	Sophia can't remember the events of the evening of the 1985 Shady Pines fire and decides to jump bail and go back to Sicily. With the threat of Sophia going to jail, the girls reminisce about good times they have spent together.

		03/16/2025 4:30 am	The Golden Girls	Henny Penny - Straight, No Chaser
	Dorothy is in charge of directing a school play, Henny Penny, but when the cast is quarantined, she gets Rose, Blanche, and herself to perform as the leads. But when Rose reads the ending, she wants no part in the play.

		03/16/2025 5:00 am	The Golden Girls	Hey, Look Me Over
	Rose discovers Charlie's old camera with a roll of film still in it. When she gets it developed, Rose is stunned to find of the pictures shows Charlie in bed with Blanche. Dorothy tries to get Sophia to have her hearing checked.

		03/16/2025 5:30 am	The Golden Girls	The Case of the Libertine Belle
	The girls participate in a murder mystery weekend, and Dorothy has a ball when she solves a mystery. But when Blanche is accused committing a real murder, Dorothy will have to use all skills to find the real culprit.

		03/16/2025 6:00 am	The Golden Girls	Beauty and the Beast
	Blanche is visited by her granddaughter, Melissa, and the only thing that Blanche has on her mind is Melissa winning a Little Miss Beauty Contest. Meanwhile, Dorothy hires a nurse to look after a recuperating Sophia.

		03/16/2025 6:30 am	The Golden Girls	That's For Me to Know
	Blanche learns from a city inspector that she either has to lose a renter or make modifications to her home costing $10,000. Meanwhile, Dorothy demands to know the identity of the groom in a hidden wedding picture of Sophia's.

		03/16/2025 7:00 am	The Golden Girls	Where's Charlie?
	After Miles gives Rose a friendship ring, Rose becomes convinced that Charlie is contacting her from the grave to say that he disproves of her relationship with Miles. Blanche begins coaching her new baseball player boyfriend.

		03/16/2025 7:30 am	The Golden Girls	Mother Load
	Blanche begins dating a newscaster who has another woman interfering in his life: his mother. Meanwhile, Stan asks Dorothy to attend a counseling session with him. Once there, Stan begins begging Dorothy to take him back.

		03/16/2025 8:00 am	The Golden Girls	Dateline: Miami
	On a Saturday night when Dorothy is the only one with a date, the other girls are prompted to reminisce about some of the worst dates they have ever had.

		03/16/2025 8:30 am	The Golden Girls	Ro$e Love$ Mile$
	Fed up with Miles's penny pinching ways, Rose takes Blanche's advice to go out with some big spenders. Blanche is in charge of Sophia with Dorothy away, and Sophia decides this would be the best time to take a trip to Sicily.

		03/16/2025 9:00 am	Mike & Molly	St. Patrick's Day
	Carl & Samuel throw a St. Patrick's party to meet women.

		03/16/2025 9:36 am	Mike & Molly	Windy City
	Molly's got big news on the third season finale.

		03/16/2025 10:12 am	Mike & Molly	Molly Unleashed
	Molly makes a huge decision on the Season Four Premiere.

		03/16/2025 10:48 am	Mike & Molly	Sex and Death
	Molly visits Victoria at the funeral parlor where she works.

		03/16/2025 11:18 am	Mike & Molly	Careful What You Dig For
	SUSAN SARANDON guest stars as Molly's literary idol.

		03/16/2025 11:54 am	Mike & Molly	Poker in the Front, Looker in the Back
	Molly recruits Joyce to spy on her suspicious neighbor.

		03/16/2025 12:30 pm	Mike & Molly	Shoeless Molly Flynn
	Molly needs to adjust her spending habits on shoes.

		03/16/2025 1:00 pm	Mike & Molly	They Shoot Asses, Don't They?
	Mike rethinks his life after being shot.

		03/16/2025 1:30 pm	Mike & Molly	What Molly Hath Wrought
	Molly takes a job as a forklift driver at Vince's warehouse.

		03/16/2025 2:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Ergo, The Booty Call
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		03/16/2025 2:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		03/16/2025 3:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	The Spit-Covered Cobbler
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		03/16/2025 3:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		03/16/2025 4:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		03/16/2025 4:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	And the Plot Moistens
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		03/16/2025 5:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Just Once with Aunt Sophie
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		03/16/2025 5:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Arguments for the Quickie
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		03/16/2025 6:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		03/16/2025 6:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Working for Caligula
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		03/16/2025 7:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Soulmate
	As George frets about being suspected of killing his fiancee, Kramer falls for Jerry's new girlfriend

		03/16/2025 7:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Bizarro Jerry
	Elaine meets three friends who are the exact opposite of Jerry, George and Kramer; George uses Susan's death to attract women.

		03/16/2025 8:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Little Kicks
	Elaine's strange dancing loses her employees' respect; George cultivates a "bad boy" image; Jerry becomes an underground legend after he makes a bootleg videotape of a new movie.

		03/16/2025 8:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Package
	George tries to woo a photo store employee with pictures of himself; Elaine discovers her reputation is making it difficult to get medical treatment; Kramer offers to get a refund for Jerry's broken stereo.

		03/16/2025 9:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Fatigues
	Elaine's promotion of a mail room clerk sparks a mutiny; Jerry discovers his girlfriend's mentor is dating Bania; Kramer brings Frank out of retirement to cook.

		03/16/2025 9:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Checks
	Jerry's fame in Japan endears Kramer to a group of tourists and inspires George to revive their TV pilot.

		03/16/2025 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Chicken Roaster
	As a restaurant's bright lights keep Kramer awake, Elaine's job is threatened after she buys George an expensive hat on the company's account.

		03/16/2025 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Abstinence
	While abstinence makes George smarter, it has the opposite effect on Elaine; Kramer opens a smoker's lounge in his apartment as Jerry prepares to speak at a junior high school.

		03/16/2025 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	Andrea Doria
	George squares off against a shipwreck survivor over a new apartment; Jerry attempts to help Newman get a much sought-after transfer to Hawaii.

		03/16/2025 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Little Jerry
	As a bad check threatens to ruin Jerry's reputation, raising chickens involves Kramer in illegal cockfighting; George dates a women's prison inmate.

		03/17/2025 12:00 am	Seinfeld	The Money
	Jerry buys back a car his parents sold as the Costanzas decide to spend George's inheritance; Kramer can't sleep with his new girlfriend, while Peterman returns unexpectedly.

		03/17/2025 12:30 am	Seinfeld	The Comeback
	As Jerry discovers he's been duped by a hapless tennis pro, George seeks revenge against a co-worker's cutting remarks; Kramer enlists Elaine's help in drafting a living will.

		03/17/2025 1:00 am	Seinfeld	The Van Buren Boys
	Jerry new girlfriend seems to goo to be true; George awards a scholarship to an average student; Elaine turns to Kramer for help in preparing Peterman's autobiography.

		03/17/2025 1:30 am	Seinfeld	The Susie
	While Elaine suffers in a case of mistaken identity and an ex-friend fears Jerry's retribution, George avoids a girlfriend looking to break up.

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		03/17/2025 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	The Bazaar
	Andy's eager-beaver deputy jails Aunt Bee and her friends for gambling at their charity bazaar.

		03/17/2025 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Aunt Bee The Swinger
	Aunt Bee and her new boyfriend aren't as young as they used to be -- or as they at first think they are.

		03/17/2025 4:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Warning From Warren
	Andy's deputy upsets his weekend when he insists his extrasensory powers predict a picnic will prove disastrous.

		03/17/2025 4:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Off to Hollywood
	The Taylor family leaves for a Hollywood vacation.

		03/17/2025 5:00 am	MASH	Radar's Report
	Radar writes the weekly activity report. Hawkeye operates on a wounded prisoner who grabs a scalpel and attacks the doctors. Frank wants Klinger thrown out on a section 8, so Henry calls in a psychiatrist, Major Freedman. Hawkey

		03/17/2025 5:30 am	MASH	For The Good Of The Outfit
	Hawkeye and Trapper want the army to admit responsibility for the accidental bombing of a local village. They fill out a report and Major Stoner arrives to investigate, and leaves with all the evidence. When the story is release

		03/17/2025 6:00 am	MASH	Dr. Pierce and Mr. Hyde
	Hawkeye has been in non-stop surgery for 3 straight days without sleep, and the wounded keep coming. He decides to find out who started the war, and sends a telegram to Harry S Trueman. After listening to some of Frank's rubbish

		03/17/2025 6:30 am	MASH	Kim
	Hawkeye operates on a 5-year old Korean boy, and Radar can't find his family. Henry plans to send him to the orphanage, and the camp enjoys his company while they can. Trapper decides to adopt him after consulting his wife, and

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