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03/16/2025 12:10 am |
Jimmy Carr: Comedy Central Live |
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| Jimmy Carr questions his own survival instincts, wonders why trailers just don't drive out of the way of tornadoes, and citicizes the ending of "The Passion of the Christ". | |||||
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03/16/2025 12:40 am |
Jimmy Carr: Comedy Central Live 2 |
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| Jimmy Carr explains what makes Britain so great, sets the mood for his philosophical musings, and wonders why sex is always better in a hotel. | |||||
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03/16/2025 1:10 am |
Teachers |
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| Gender Bender: The field trip is delayed when a student goes missing. Ms. Cannon helps Mrs. Adler cope with the gender of her baby, while Ms. Watson deals with a student's imaginary friend. (S3, E05) | |||||
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03/16/2025 1:40 am |
Stand Up Guys |
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| Newly paroled gangster Val (Al Pacino) reunites with his former partners in crime, Doc (Christopher Walken) and Hirsch (Alan Arkin), with one of them wrestling with a terrible dilemma. (2012) | |||||
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03/16/2025 3:25 am |
South Park |
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| The Entity: Kyle's annoying cousin arrives in town and it's not long before the boys are doing their best to get rid of him. Mr Garrison invents a slightly sexual new mode of transport. (S5, E11) | |||||
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03/16/2025 3:50 am |
South Park |
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| Here Comes The Neighbourhood: Token is picked on for being rich so decides to market the town as a millionaire's playground - cue Will Smith and Snoop Dogg moving in! Class war follows! (S5, E12) | |||||
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03/16/2025 4:15 am |
Guessable? |
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| Sara Pascoe, with team captains Alan Davies & Darren Harriet, welcomes comedians David Baddiel, Olga Koch and presenters Donna Preston & Ranvir Singh for another array of guessing games. (S3, E10) | |||||
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03/16/2025 5:00 am |
Teleshopping |
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03/16/2025 6:00 am |
Teleshopping |
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03/16/2025 7:00 am |
Cruise TV With LoveitBookit |
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| Your one-stop-shop for all things cruise; bringing you the hottest destinations, ground-breaking ships and the latest deals to ensure your next cruise holiday is your greatest one! | |||||
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03/16/2025 8:00 am |
Whose Line Is It Anyway? (US) |
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| The audience's possessions become props in "What's In The Bag?", and "Scenes From A Hat" shows us Winter Olympic outtakes, weird exam questions and unlikely things for priests to say! (S11, E06) | |||||
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03/16/2025 8:35 am |
Whose Line Is It Anyway? (US) |
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| Wayne totally breaks the Hoedown, while Brad hosts an identity-absorbing evil genius and his hideous dates in Party Quirks. Also played are Hollywood Director and Scenes from a Hat. (S11, E07) | |||||
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03/16/2025 9:00 am |
Whose Line Is It Anyway? (US) |
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| Colin directs a movie with "Jerry Springer Show" guests and in Bollywood style, then reports from a swamp full of frogs. Wayne and Gary sing songs of the spa. (S11, E08) | |||||
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03/16/2025 9:30 am |
Whose Line Is It Anyway? (US) |
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| Prepare to wince at a waxing themed "Newsflash!" Plus, the audience lends their voice to Colin & Ryan in the Wild West, and we are pitched some odd products to advertise in a sexy voice! (S11, E09) | |||||
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03/16/2025 10:00 am |
Whose Line Is It Anyway? (US) |
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| The game Kick It is played for the first time, while Secret has a very stinky secret revealed. Also played are Scenes from a Hat, Props and Greatest Hits. Brad and Jeff stand in for Wayne. (S11, E10) | |||||
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03/16/2025 10:30 am |
Whose Line Is It Anyway? (US) |
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| Maggie Q returns and gets a cabaret song, while Foreign Film Dub also returns. Nyima chooses a date while Scenes From A Hat features Sesame Street characters in other shows. (S11, E11) | |||||
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03/16/2025 10:55 am |
Friends |
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| The One With The East German Laundry Detergent: Ross helps Rachel do laundry and considers the evening a first date. Meanwhile, Joey has Monica pose as his new girlfriend. (S1, E05) | |||||
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03/16/2025 11:30 am |
Friends |
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| The One With The Butt: Joey gets his big film break when he's hired to be Al Pacino's stunt butt. Meanwhile, Chandler has a relationship with all the "fun" but none of the responsibility. (S1, E06) | |||||
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03/16/2025 11:55 am |
Friends |
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| The One With The Blackout: When New York has a blackout, the gang return to the girls' apartment, where Ross tries to tell Rachel he likes her. (S1, E07) | |||||
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03/16/2025 12:30 pm |
Friends |
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| The One Where Nana Dies Twice: Monica and Ross mourn the death of their grandmother. Meanwhile, Chandler questions his sexuality after his work colleagues set him up on a date with a man. (S1, E08) | |||||
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03/16/2025 1:00 pm |
Friends |
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| The One Where Underdog Gets Away: Monica's first Thanksgiving dinner for the gang burns, when they all run to the rooftop to see the runaway Underdog balloon from the parade. (S1, E09) | |||||
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03/16/2025 1:30 pm |
Friends |
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| The One With The Monkey: The gang makes, then breaks, a pact to celebrate New Year's Eve without dates. Ross compensates for his loneliness by getting a roommate... a monkey named Marcel. (S1, E10) | |||||
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03/16/2025 2:00 pm |
Friends |
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| The One With Mrs. Bing: Chandler's romance-novelist mother comes to New York to visit, but her promiscuity, combined with an emotional Ross, results in a regretful moment of passion. (S1, E11) | |||||
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03/16/2025 2:30 pm |
Friends |
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| The One With The Dozen Lasagnas: Everyone knows the sex of Ross' baby except for Ross. Meanwhile, Rachel's relationship with Paolo hits a snag when he makes a pass at Phoebe. (S1, E12) | |||||
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03/16/2025 3:00 pm |
Friends |
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| The One With The Boobies: Chandler accidentally sees Rachel wandering around topless after her shower, so Rachel tries to even the score... (S1, E13) | |||||
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03/16/2025 3:30 pm |
Friends |
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| The One With The Candy Hearts: Ross and his Valentine's Day date end up at the same restaurant as Susan and Carol. Inevitably, things don't go quite to plan. (S1, E14) | |||||
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03/16/2025 4:00 pm |
Friends |
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| The One With The Stoned Guy: Monica cooks a gourmet meal for a restaurateur looking for a new chef. However, there's one problem... he's a little "baked" himself. (S1, E15) | |||||
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03/16/2025 4:30 pm |
Friends |
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| The One With Two Parts (1): Joey falls for Phoebe's twin sister, making Phoebe feel neglected and Ross has doubts about parenthood when he attends Lamaze classes with Carol and Susan. (S1, E16) | |||||
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03/16/2025 5:00 pm |
Friends |
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| The One With Two Parts (2): When Rachel sprains her ankle and has no insurance, she cajoles Monica into trading identities so she can use her coverage. Naughty! George Clooney guests. (S1, E17) | |||||
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03/16/2025 5:30 pm |
Friends |
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| The One With All The Poker: Rachel interviews for a job as an assistant buyer at Saks Fifth Avenue and the girls face the boys in a not so friendly game of poker. (S1, E18) | |||||
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03/16/2025 6:00 pm |
Friends |
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| The One Where The Monkey Gets Away: The gang search for Ross' monkey, Marcel, who slipped out of the apartment while Rachel was looking after him. (S1, E19) | |||||
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03/16/2025 6:30 pm |
Friends |
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| The One With The Evil Orthodontist: Rachel and Barry start dating again, even though he is engaged to Mindy. Mindy then asks Rachel to be her maid of honour which adds to her guilt. (S1, E20) | |||||
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03/16/2025 7:00 pm |
Friends |
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| The One With Fake Monica: When Monica's credit card is stolen, she and the girls decide to try and catch the thief. (S1, E21) | |||||
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03/16/2025 7:30 pm |
Friends |
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| The One With The Ick Factor: After losing his virginity to her, Monica's boyfriend reveals that he's a high school senior. Meanwhile, Phoebe temps as Chandler's secretary. (S1, E22) | |||||
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03/16/2025 8:00 pm |
Friends |
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| The One With The Birth: When Carol goes into labour, Phoebe accidently locks Ross, Susan and herself in a closet. (S1, E23) | |||||
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03/16/2025 8:30 pm |
Friends |
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| The One where Rachel Finds Out: During Rachel's birthday party, Chandler accidentally lets it slip that Ross is in love with her. (S1, E24) | |||||
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03/16/2025 9:00 pm |
Vacation |
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| Rusty Griswold (Ed Helms) takes his family on a road trip to 'Walley World' in order to spice things up with his wife and reconnect with his sons. With Christina Applegate and Chevy Chase. (2015) | |||||
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03/16/2025 11:00 pm |
Utopia |
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| The First Project: Disillusioned by his first 11 months in the job, Tony thinks back to his first week: a mess of angry cyclists, teething problems and plumbing issues. (S1, E07) | |||||
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03/16/2025 11:35 pm |
Utopia |
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| The Whole Enchilada: Tony reluctantly considers expanding the Ord River Scheme, and Nat has issues with a highway upgrade. Everyone else is distracted by a Mexican-themed anniversary party. (S1, E08) | |||||
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03/17/2025 12:10 am |
Michael McIntyre: Live & Laughing |
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| 'Live & Laughing' is the first show of McIntyre's sell out run at the Apollo. He looks at learning to drive, the trouble of bringing up children, and the world of the "Man Drawer". | |||||
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03/17/2025 1:10 am |
Michael McIntyre's Very Christmassy Christmas |
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| ...Christmassy Christmas Show. Michael embraces as many eclectic Christmas rituals as possible! Robbie Williams, Mrs Brown, Jamie Oliver, Rob Brydon, Michelle Keegan, and Jamie Cullum all feature! | |||||
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03/17/2025 2:10 am |
South Park |
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| Kenny Dies: When Kenny is diagnosed with a terminal illness, Stan takes it especially hard. Will Cartman's truck load of foetuses help with a cure? Or does he have other plans for them... (S5, E13) | |||||
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03/17/2025 2:40 am |
South Park |
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| Butters' Very Own Episode: Butters' mum asks him to spy on his dad, however what he discovers leaves Mrs Stoch acting slightly unhinged. Will this be the end of our lil blonde haired buddy? (S5, E14) | |||||
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03/17/2025 3:10 am |
Modern Horror Stories |
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| Sketch series highlighting the worst/scariest aspects of the modern world. In this episode, that feeling you get when a friend cancels. Cancelled plans are the best plans. (S1, E01) | |||||
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03/17/2025 3:15 am |
Modern Horror Stories |
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| Sketch series highlighting the worst/scariest aspects of the modern world. In this episode, we look into the daily struggles a third wheel goes through. A charity appeal for single people. (S1, E02) | |||||
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03/17/2025 3:20 am |
Modern Horror Stories |
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| Sketch series highlighting the worst/scariest aspects of the modern world. In today's episode, we're looking into dating apps. Vali-Date Me; an app for anyone thirsty for DMs. (S1, E03) | |||||
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03/17/2025 3:25 am |
Whose Line Is It Anyway? (US) |
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| A wild round of "Weird Newscasters" sees Gary playing Colin's overbearing mum, Wayne recreating a 'Taken' movie, and Ryan recounting the history of life on Earth in 30 seconds. (S11, E04) | |||||
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03/17/2025 3:45 am |
Whose Line Is It Anyway? (US) |
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| "Weird Newscasters" brings us a host of crazy co-anchors, incl. Wayne's recreation of 'Tomb Raider' and Jeff's annoying car passenger. Colin and Ryan try to sell some weird aphrodisiacs. (S11, E05) | |||||
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03/17/2025 4:10 am |
Guessable? |
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| Sara Pascoe, alongside team captains Alan Davies & Darren Harriott, welcomes Alex Horne, Lou Sanders, Roman Kemp and Janet Street Porter into the attic to play an array of guessing games. (S3, E11) | |||||
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03/17/2025 5:00 am |
Teleshopping |
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| Teleshopping. | |||||
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03/17/2025 6:00 am |
Teleshopping |
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| Teleshopping. | |||||
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03/17/2025 7:00 am |
Cruise TV With LoveitBookit |
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| Your one-stop-shop for all things cruise; bringing you the hottest destinations, ground-breaking ships and the latest deals to ensure your next cruise holiday is your greatest one! | |||||
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03/17/2025 8:00 am |
Most Ridiculous |
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| Comedian Maisie Adam narrates a fresh batch of the funniest clips. Enjoy the silliest people stuck in things, some stinginducing slaps and we find out who wins when babies take on parents! (S6, E07) | |||||
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03/17/2025 8:35 am |
Most Ridiculous |
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| Comedian Maisie Adam narrates a fresh batch of the funniest clips out. We'll make a splash with bizarre beach fails, show you how to keep fit, and enjoy the most ridiculous hockey players.(S6, E08) | |||||
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03/17/2025 9:00 am |
Guessable? |
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| Sara Pascoe, alongside team captains Alan Davies & Darren Harriott, welcome David Baddiel, Oti Mabuse, Miles Jupp, and Maisie Adam into the loft to play an array of guessing games. (S2, E05) | |||||
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03/17/2025 10:00 am |
Home Improvement |
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| The Eve Of Construction: Tim agrees to build a house for Habitat for Humanity on his show, with famous athletes helping out, but Al and Jill challenge him by agreeing to lead a separate team.(S3, E18) | |||||
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03/17/2025 10:30 am |
Home Improvement |
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| Too Many Cooks: Al and Tim are asked to guest host "Cooking with Irma" while Irma is out of town for a week, but Tim chafes at suddenly being Al's assistant. (S3, E19) | |||||