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03/16/2025 8:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine's strange dancing loses her employees' respect; George cultivates a "bad boy" image; Jerry becomes an underground legend after he makes a bootleg videotape of a new movie. | |||||
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03/16/2025 8:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George tries to woo a photo store employee with pictures of himself; Elaine discovers her reputation is making it difficult to get medical treatment; Kramer offers to get a refund for Jerry's broken stereo. | |||||
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03/16/2025 9:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine's promotion of a mail room clerk sparks a mutiny; Jerry discovers his girlfriend's mentor is dating Bania; Kramer brings Frank out of retirement to cook. | |||||
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03/16/2025 9:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry's fame in Japan endears Kramer to a group of tourists and inspires George to revive their TV pilot. | |||||
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03/16/2025 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As a restaurant's bright lights keep Kramer awake, Elaine's job is threatened after she buys George an expensive hat on the company's account. | |||||
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03/16/2025 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| While abstinence makes George smarter, it has the opposite effect on Elaine; Kramer opens a smoker's lounge in his apartment as Jerry prepares to speak at a junior high school. | |||||
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03/16/2025 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George squares off against a shipwreck survivor over a new apartment; Jerry attempts to help Newman get a much sought-after transfer to Hawaii. | |||||
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03/16/2025 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As a bad check threatens to ruin Jerry's reputation, raising chickens involves Kramer in illegal cockfighting; George dates a women's prison inmate. | |||||
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03/17/2025 12:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry buys back a car his parents sold as the Costanzas decide to spend George's inheritance; Kramer can't sleep with his new girlfriend, while Peterman returns unexpectedly. | |||||
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03/17/2025 12:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| As Jerry discovers he's been duped by a hapless tennis pro, George seeks revenge against a co-worker's cutting remarks; Kramer enlists Elaine's help in drafting a living will. | |||||
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03/17/2025 1:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry new girlfriend seems to goo to be true; George awards a scholarship to an average student; Elaine turns to Kramer for help in preparing Peterman's autobiography. | |||||
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03/17/2025 1:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| While Elaine suffers in a case of mistaken identity and an ex-friend fears Jerry's retribution, George avoids a girlfriend looking to break up. | |||||
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03/17/2025 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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03/17/2025 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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03/17/2025 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy's eager-beaver deputy jails Aunt Bee and her friends for gambling at their charity bazaar. | |||||
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03/17/2025 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee and her new boyfriend aren't as young as they used to be -- or as they at first think they are. | |||||
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03/17/2025 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy's deputy upsets his weekend when he insists his extrasensory powers predict a picnic will prove disastrous. | |||||
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03/17/2025 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| The Taylor family leaves for a Hollywood vacation. | |||||
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03/17/2025 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Radar writes the weekly activity report. Hawkeye operates on a wounded prisoner who grabs a scalpel and attacks the doctors. Frank wants Klinger thrown out on a section 8, so Henry calls in a psychiatrist, Major Freedman. Hawkey | |||||
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03/17/2025 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye and Trapper want the army to admit responsibility for the accidental bombing of a local village. They fill out a report and Major Stoner arrives to investigate, and leaves with all the evidence. When the story is release | |||||
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03/17/2025 6:00 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye has been in non-stop surgery for 3 straight days without sleep, and the wounded keep coming. He decides to find out who started the war, and sends a telegram to Harry S Trueman. After listening to some of Frank's rubbish | |||||
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03/17/2025 6:30 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye operates on a 5-year old Korean boy, and Radar can't find his family. Henry plans to send him to the orphanage, and the camp enjoys his company while they can. Trapper decides to adopt him after consulting his wife, and | |||||
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03/17/2025 7:00 am |
Bonanza |
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| Jim Leyton breaks out of jail, is shot in the process, & tries to steal Hoss' horse, but passes out. He was jailed for stealing pelts & murder, Hoss learns, but since there was no evidence Jim is released in Hoss' custody. | |||||
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03/17/2025 8:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Dillon is captured and held for ransom by five bank robbers he has been pursuing when he rides into a small town to warn it about the outlaws--only to find out that they have taken over the place. | |||||
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03/17/2025 9:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Doc and pretty saloon owner Lyla Ross find themselves virtual slaves when they are kidnapped by a band of former Confederate officers-turned-outlaws. | |||||
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03/17/2025 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| With Doc overdue and a stage coach with three passengers missing, Matt, Festus, and Newly set out to find their friend in the conclusion of the two-part episode. | |||||
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03/17/2025 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A sequence of tragedies leads to the death of three cowboys, one of them an old friend of Matt's. | |||||
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03/17/2025 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| An attractive woman, who has been given a speeding ticket by Andy, pleads "not guilty" and uses female guile. | |||||
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03/17/2025 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A citizen of Mayberry forestalls his eviction by trying to redeem a century-old municipal bond. | |||||
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03/17/2025 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney is almost thrown for a loss by a charming female con artist. | |||||
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03/17/2025 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie's friendship with a hobo begins to affect his ability to tell right from wrong. | |||||
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03/17/2025 2:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A bogus FBI agent and his accomplice nearly make off with the Mayberry Bank money. | |||||
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03/17/2025 2:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy is too obvious in his efforts to find out if a young lady meets his expectations. | |||||
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03/17/2025 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray and Debra have differing points of view on how best to handle the situation when they learn that Ally has been bullying another child on the school bus. | |||||
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03/17/2025 3:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Everyone gets on Ray's case because he doesn't go to Sunday Mass. When Ray starts feeling guilty about the good example Frank is setting by attending church, he commits to becoming a regular parishioner. | |||||
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03/17/2025 4:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray feels tremendous guilt when he cancels plans with Robert, who then gets hurt in the line of duty, when he should have been hanging out with his brother. | |||||
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03/17/2025 4:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| As Debra and Ray celebrate their 10th anniversary, she discovers that he taped over their wedding video years before with the '91 SuperBowl. Ray must renew their vows in front of family and friends with all the trimmings. | |||||
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03/17/2025 5:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray screws up a “Hackidu” (à la Pokemon) trade for his daughter, Ally, by giving away a “Scramisaur” card that ends up being worth a lot of money. | |||||
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03/17/2025 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra throws the Barone family into turmoil when she finally creates a dish that everyone likes. Ray can't believe it when he samples Debra's braciole. | |||||
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03/17/2025 6:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray and Debra devise a plan to push Frank and Marie into making new friends, thus leaving the older couple with less time to bother them. It seems perfect, but the situation is complicated by their new friend's reaction to Ray. | |||||
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03/17/2025 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray finds it hard to understand why Debra needs her “alone time.” When Debra realizes that all her time is spent with the kids, Ray and his family, she implores Ray to take the kids out more often. | |||||
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03/17/2025 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie is put in charge of a group of people and has to get a project done. She works during the night and Doug begins to miss her, so he starts spending time with Arthur. | |||||
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03/17/2025 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie gets fed up with Doug and his weight complex and convinces him to go to an overeaters group. Instead he walks into a meeting for people in abusive relationships. He starts blaming his overeating on Carrie & her anger. | |||||
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03/17/2025 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| IPS hires a new worker, the guys love him, and think he is absolutely hilarious. Doug doesn't like this because he used to be the funny guy. He decides to win back the favor of the men. | |||||
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03/17/2025 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug is forced to go to a work function with Carrie. One of Carrie's coworkers starts talking to him, and he decides to fake a heart attack because he can't remember her name. Carrie's boss sends Doug to get his health tested. | |||||
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03/17/2025 9:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug's parents come to visit, and Doug gets them tickets to see their favorite play. Doug's dad is busy getting ready for a model train expo, so Arthur starts spending time with Doug's mom and soon starts to like her. | |||||
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03/17/2025 9:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie gets hit on by a midget while she and Doug are out shopping for a Christmas tree and Doug chases him away. When Doug realizes his wallet is gone, he thinks the midget stole it. He decides to hunt him down with Arthur. | |||||
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03/17/2025 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As George loses a prized keychain in a pothole, Kramer adopts a section of highway. | |||||
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03/17/2025 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine's opinion of a film lands her in hot water; Kramer gets stuck with a trio of Cubans cigar rollers while George is obsessed with a beautiful woman's boyfriend. | |||||
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03/17/2025 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As George builds a bed underneath his desk, Elaine gets a mattress from her back-conscious new boyfriend; Jerry struggles with an indecisive carpenter, while Kramer takes extreme measures to swim. | |||||
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03/17/2025 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry doubts his dentist's religious conversion; Kramer and Mickey fight over a double date as Elaine undermines a couple's chances at adoption. | |||||
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03/18/2025 12:00 am |
Mom |
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| When Christy sprains her ankle, she refuses to admit she needs Bonnie's help. Meanwhile, Luke turns to Baxter for advice about being a father. | |||||
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03/18/2025 12:30 am |
Mom |
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| Christy and Bonnie come clean about the secrets they've been keeping from each other. Meanwhile, Violet and Luke discover they have different ideas about parenting. | |||||
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03/18/2025 1:00 am |
Mom |
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| Christy tries to start a relationship with her father, Alvin, while Bonnie struggles to accept the fact that Christy wants him in her life. | |||||
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03/18/2025 1:30 am |
Mom |
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| Christy is tempted by her old vices when she dates an attractive, hard-partying man named David. Bonnie decides her advice is worth money and becomes a life coach. | |||||
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03/18/2025 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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03/18/2025 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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03/18/2025 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| The Taylor family starts an exciting vacation in Hollywood, including a visit to a movie studio., | |||||
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03/18/2025 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy poses for a picture with a Hollywood starlet and his romance with Helen is jolted when it appears in the Mayberry paper. | |||||
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03/18/2025 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee wins a kitchen-full of appliances on a TV show but loses all her friends. | |||||
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03/18/2025 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Deputy Warren captures a pair of thieves through sheer stupidity about the functions of a cannon. | |||||
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03/18/2025 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Corporal Walker is being sent home, and he wants to marry his Korean girl so she and their baby can return with him. CID sends Lt Willis to investigate, but when he refuses Hawkeye and Trapper frame him. Hawkeye is upset that a | |||||
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03/18/2025 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| Majors Houlihan and Burns press charges against Colonel Blake to get him arrested and put Frank in charge, and put Hawkeye and trapper under arrest so that they can't help him. Fortunately for Henry, they escape, and with the ai | |||||
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03/18/2025 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| Once more Hawkeye writes home to his father: the doctors operate on a soldier with a grenade shot into his body; Hawkeye and Trapper colour the skin of a racist patient, who demanded the right colour blood, while he is asleep; H | |||||
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