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		03/19/2025 8:15 pm	King of Queens	Deconstructing Carrie
	Carrie is feeling depressed about her looks with her 35th birthday approaching. Doug decides to get construction workers to hit on her as she walks by.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Deconstructing Carrie Localized description: Carrie is feeling depressed about her looks with her 35th birthday approaching. Doug decides to get construction workers to hit on her as she walks by.
		03/19/2025 8:50 pm	King of Queens	Black List
	Deacon has a new friend that he is spending time with. Doug gets jealous, but when he finds out that he is black, he decides Deacon must be fulfiling his "black needs."

		03/19/2025 9:25 pm	King of Queens	Wish Boned
	Doug wins tickets to a Final Four game in St. Louis and Carrie wants Doug to take Arthur. Doug doesn't want to, but Carrie says he'll never have to do anything with Arthur again if he does this. Doug jumps at this idea.

		03/19/2025 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Voice
	As Jerry risks losing a girlfriend over a joke, George continues to work despite having been asked to leave; Elaine finds breaking up is hard to do as Kramer hires an assistant.

		03/19/2025 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Serenity Now
	As Jerry accepts his girlfriend's challenge to get angry, George tries selling computers with is father as Elaine fends off Lippman and his teenage son.

		03/19/2025 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Blood
	Kramer starts his own blood bank and George works at combining, sex, food and television.

		03/19/2025 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Junk Mail
	Kramer's efforts to stop junk mail jeopardizes Newman; Jerry tries to avoid hurting an old friend's feelings, while George suspects his parents are avoiding him and Elaine falls for a TV commercial personality.

		03/20/2025 12:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Passion Of Christine, The
	When Christine and the other moms meet the class' disarmingly handsome new teacher, Daniel Harris (recurring guest star BLAIR UNDERWOOD), they decide to schedule a few parent-teacher conferences immediately.

		03/20/2025 12:40 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Answer Is Maybe, The
	Worried about Richard's indiscriminate dating habits and reluctantly realizing that she misses New Christine as well, Christine vows to bring the couple back together.

		03/20/2025 1:20 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Come to Papa Jeff
	When Christine's parents are unable to attend Grandparents' Day at Ritchie's school, New Christine suggests that Jeff (recurring guest star SCOTT BAKULA), the new man in Christine's life, go as Ritchie's special friend.

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		03/20/2025 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Malcolm at the Crossroads
	Andy hires a rock-throwing rustic as a school crossing guard and compounds the problem by replacing him with a bicyclist

		03/20/2025 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Otis the Artist
	Deputy Warren starts the town drunk on a therapeutic art career.

		03/20/2025 4:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Return of Barney Fife
	Barney makes a triumphal return to Mayberry to attend his high school reunion.

		03/20/2025 4:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Legend of Barney Fife
	Barney, is shamed into displaying his "legendary courage" by going after an escaped convict.

		03/20/2025 5:00 am	MASH	Deal Me Out
	Sidney Freedman comes to the camp, and joins in the poker game at The Swamp. Radar hits a local with a jeep, although the local is famous for jumping in front of vehicles for the compensation. Hawkeye and Trapper operate on an i

		03/20/2025 5:35 am	MASH	Hot Lips And Empty Arms
	Margaret revaluates her life, and decides to leave Frank and ask for a transfer, which is granted. She gets drunk at her goodbye party, but is sobered up in the shower when wounded start arriving. She changes her mind when she r

		03/20/2025 6:10 am	MASH	Officers Only
	Klinger pretends to be pregnant. Hawkeye and Trapper operate on General Mitchell's son, and the General gives them 3 days in Tokyo Henry keeps getting calls from Tokyo about what Hawkeye and Trapper are doing. When they get back

		03/20/2025 6:45 am	Bonanza	The Hayburner
	Adam & Hoss purchase a thoroughbred to run in the Virginia Cityrace, but Hoss puts him up for security in a poker game and loses. They desperately need the money to buy him back but they know their father won't lend them money.

		03/20/2025 7:50 am	Gunsmoke	The Sharecroppers
	Av Marie Pugh is a young lady who has her hands full trying to get her lazy family to plant a crop before their landlord runs them off the property.

		03/20/2025 8:55 am	Gunsmoke	The Squaw
	Fleeing from both Matt Dillon and his double-crossed partners, outlaw Gristy Calhoun discovers that his survival in the badlands depends on an Indian woman.

		03/20/2025 10:00 am	Gunsmoke	The Hiders
	Karp and his associates, who make their living lawfully by taking skins from range cattle, find themselves confronted by the law, when they go beyond their legal rights and do exactly as they please.

		03/20/2025 11:00 am	Gunsmoke	Larkin
	Newly finds himself in a strange alliance with a professional killer as he tries to get his prisoner to Dodge City before they are both killed by bounty hunters.

		03/20/2025 12:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	A Medal for Opie
	Opie learns how to be a good loser.

		03/20/2025 12:36 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Barney and the Choir
	Andy's diplomacy and modern engineering techniques are required to upgrade the music of the Mayberry choir.

		03/20/2025 1:12 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Guest of Honor
	Andy and Barney are hard pressed when Mayberry's guest of honor turns out to be a pickpocket.

		03/20/2025 1:48 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Merchant of Mayberry
	Andy uses his wits to help a struggling salesman stay in Mayberry despite strong pressure from the competition.

		03/20/2025 2:24 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Aunt Bee the Warden
	The town drunk mends his ways after serving a jail term at Andy's and Aunt Bee's home.

		03/20/2025 3:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Christmas Present
	Ray buys Debra an elaborate Christmas gift in the hopes that she will be so impressed, she will let him go on a weekend golf trip with his buddies. Ray believes he has the whole scenario worked out.

		03/20/2025 3:35 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	What Good Are You?
	Ray questions his manliness when everyone agrees that he's useless in an emergency. When Debra starts choking on a piece of food, she turns to Ray for help only to discover that he can't be counted on when it matters most.

		03/20/2025 4:10 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	SuperBowl
	Ray's exhilaration over being sent to cover the Super Bowl for his newspaper is overshadowed by the fact that he must choose who will accompany him to the game. Ray sees the other reporters who have all brought their wives.

		03/20/2025 4:45 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Ray's Journal
	Ray is mortified when he realizes that Marie used to read his journal he kept as a teenager. When Marie blurts out an embarrassing incident from his past, he can't figure out how she could have possibly known that information.

		03/20/2025 5:20 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Silent Partner
	Debra is upset when she realizes during a Valentine's Day dinner with Ray, that they no longer have anything to talk about. Debra suggests that they get involved in each other's hobbies so they'll have something in common.

		03/20/2025 5:55 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Fairies
	Ray is upset when he discovers that his twins, are playing fairies in the school play. At first he defends the boys against Frank's sarcastic comments about the situation. Ray later learns that the boys chose the role.

		03/20/2025 6:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Stefania Arrives
	Robert gets a surprise visit from Stefania, the woman he fell in love with in Italy. Robert's excitement quickly gives way to annoyance when he witnesses a few of her idiosyncrasies. Robert has to rethink his feelings for her.

		03/20/2025 7:05 pm	King of Queens	Van, Go
	While eating lunch with Deacon, Doug manages to annoy a waitress so much that she says she wants to fight him when he finishes eating. Meanwhile, Carrie goes shopping and convinces Holly to come so she can use her van.

		03/20/2025 7:40 pm	King of Queens	Ice Cubed
	Carrie is out buying an Ipod and the cashier forgets to ring it up. Carrie goes to talk to her pastor about what to do. Doug meets a family and discovers the wife's dad is moving in soon. He tells them what a bad idea that is.

		03/20/2025 8:15 pm	King of Queens	Catching Hell
	Carrie gets skybox tickets for a baseball game and brings Doug and his friends to watch while she talks to a potential client. Doug offends the client so Carrie sends him away and makes Spence pretend to be her husband.

		03/20/2025 8:50 pm	King of Queens	Slippery Slope
	Doug goes to listen to a presentation about a timeshare so that he can get a free plasma TV. Carrie is worried that the salesmen will convince him to buy something. Spence & Danny pretend to be a gay couple to get a free TV too.

		03/20/2025 9:25 pm	King of Queens	Buy Curious
	When a neighbor dies, Doug and Carrie decide it would be a good idea to buy the house so that they can sell it for a profit.

		03/20/2025 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Merv Griffin Show
	As Kramer puts a discarded talk show set in his apartment, Jerry schemes to play with a girlfriend's vintage toys; while Elaine deals with a scheming employee.

		03/20/2025 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Slicer
	While Jerry dates a dermatologist to help George deceive a new employer, Kramer is obsessed with a new meat slicer.

		03/20/2025 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Betrayal
	Elaine takes Jerry and George to India to upset a rival's wedding; Kramer is the object of an evil birthday wish.

		03/20/2025 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Apology
	While George demands an apology, Jerry is troubled by a girlfriend's frequent nudity.

		03/21/2025 12:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Oh God, Yes
	Christine is surprised when Ritchie expresses a newfound interest in religion after returning from a church festival with Richard and New Christine.

		03/21/2025 12:40 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Separation Anxiety
	After announcing that she and her husband are getting a divorce, Barb (recurring guest star WANDA SYKES) moves in with Christine.

		03/21/2025 1:20 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Champ, The
	When manipulative moms Marly and Lindsay convince Christine to serve hot lunch at Ritchie's school, Christine finds herself serving with Stan.

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		03/21/2025 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Lost and Found
	Aunt Bee collects insurance for the loss of an antique jeweled pin after she spends the money she finds the missing

		03/21/2025 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Wyatt Earp Rides Again
	An impostor takes the town of Mayberry when he introduces himself as Clarence Earp, descendent of the famous Wyatt.

		03/21/2025 4:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Aunt Bee Learns to Drive
	Andy faces some brand new problems when aunt Bee buys a second-hand car.

		03/21/2025 4:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Look, Paw, I'm Dancing
	Reluctant Opie attends his first dancing party, and discovers dancing is fun, even with girls.

		03/21/2025 5:00 am	MASH	Henry In Love
	Henry returns from a week in Tokyo, to announce that he is in love with a 20-year old girl called Nancy Sue Parker. She arrives for the weekend, and Henry shows her off. Nancy comes on to Hawkeye while Henry is in surgery. Henry

		03/21/2025 5:35 am	MASH	For Want Of A Boot
	A riotous episode in which Hawkeye will do anything to get a new pair of boots: In order to get Zale to get him some, he must get an appointment for Zale with Futterman, the camp dentist, who will only do it if Henry will give h

		03/21/2025 6:10 am	MASH	Operation Noselift
	Private Baker, who is always going AWOL, is desperate for plastic surgery on his nose. Hawkeye gets an old friend, and plastic surgeon, to visit the camp, promising him a nurse called "The Barracuda". They put together an elabor

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