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03/23/2025 8:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry feels responsible for his aunt's untimely death. | |||||
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03/23/2025 8:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| While shopping with Elaine, Jerry discovers a suede jacket that is totally irresistible in spite of its hefty price tag. After buying the jacket, Jerry learns an age-old truth: Clothes don't make the man. | |||||
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03/23/2025 9:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| After mustering enough courage to call a girl for a second date, George repeatedly gets her answering machine then blurts out a nasty message. Regretting it later, he talks Jerry into helping get rid of the message before it can be heard. | |||||
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03/23/2025 9:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry has second thoughts after helping Elaine get an apartment in his building. | |||||
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03/23/2025 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine talks Jerry into hiring a friend who's working his way through college by cleaning people's homes. When a statue is discovered missing, he suspects the student. But Jerry is unsure how to handle getting it back. | |||||
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03/23/2025 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George plots to get revenge on his boss after-being fired; Jerry and Kramer target a laundry owner who they suspect of stealing. | |||||
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03/23/2025 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George, ever the hypochondriac, thinks he's having a heart attack and, at Kramer's urging, seeks the advice of a "holistic" healer. | |||||
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03/23/2025 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and Elaine devise a new set of rules for their relationship. | |||||
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03/24/2025 12:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Kramer talks Jerry into getting cable-television service from an illegal source, and the crooked cable installer shows up on the same day Jerry has given use of his apartment to Elaine for a friend's baby shower. | |||||
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03/24/2025 12:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry, George and Elaine have a harrowing experience trying to get a table without reservations at a crowded Chinese restaurant. | |||||
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03/24/2025 1:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| George feels guilty for inadvertently getting a busboy fired from his job and then tries to make it up to him. Meanwhile, Elaine spends the week with an old boyfriend who is visiting her from out of town. | |||||
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03/24/2025 1:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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03/24/2025 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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03/24/2025 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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03/24/2025 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy has a problem with a band of gypsies come to town armed with old-world hocus-pocus and modern science | |||||
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03/24/2025 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Goober falls in love with the new waitress in town but as far as she's concerned, it is Andy who is the Blue Plate Special | |||||
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03/24/2025 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee agrees to week of baby sitting for her niece and finds the adorable infant adores everyone but her. | |||||
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03/24/2025 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and Helen run into trouble when they promote a romance between the county clerk and the county nurse. | |||||
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03/24/2025 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| A Korean family set up camp in the middle of the compound. A Korean woman with a baby comes looking for the father, and names Radar. Civilian affairs relocates the family and blood tests prove Radar is not the father. | |||||
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03/24/2025 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| While there are no casualties, Hawkeye & Trapper crate up Frank while he sleeps and receive gorilla suits through the mail. Henry gets a tan and gives another sex orientation lecture. When the wounded start pouring in again, the | |||||
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03/24/2025 6:00 am |
MASH |
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| The supply lines to the camp are cut. Radar, the housing officer, starts doubling people up to save fuel and Klinger is thrown out of the nurse's tent. People start burning everything to stay warm while Frank wears his heated so | |||||
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03/24/2025 6:30 am |
MASH |
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| Burns tries to slap a dishonorable discharge on a decorated soldier who admits to being a homosexual, Private Weston. Weston: "Two guys got beaten up in my outfit. One colored, the other homosexual. As you can see, Doc., I'm not | |||||
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03/24/2025 7:00 am |
Bonanza |
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| When Hoss regains consciousness after being struck on the head, he can't remember anything, including his own identity. Hoss is taken in by a Dutch couple, who decide he is just what they need, giving him a new identity & home. | |||||
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03/24/2025 8:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Festus is caught in the middle when an Eastern preacher wants to build a church for the Indians and the townspeople, all of whom are filled with prejudice. | |||||
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03/24/2025 9:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Two bronco busters risk their lives to raise money for a ranch in Montana, only to have the dream ruined by a wild stallion. | |||||
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03/24/2025 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Manolo is not recognized as a man in the eyes of his people because he refuses to fight his father Alejo, a traditional Basque custom to prove one's manhood. | |||||
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03/24/2025 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Matt Dillion, disturbed over being forced to kill a prisoner, turns in his badge. | |||||
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03/24/2025 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney's cousin Virgil gets over his awkwardness as soon as he learns that people have confidence in his ability. | |||||
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03/24/2025 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Otis Campbell overcomes his weakness for liquor and impresses his visiting relatives when Andy makes him a temporary deputy. | |||||
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03/24/2025 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| When Opie starts talking about Mr. McBeevee, Andy and Barney suspect that the boy has an imaginary friend. | |||||
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03/24/2025 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Joanna Moore plays the role of Peggy McMillan, who gets along fine with Andy until he discovers her father is rich. | |||||
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03/24/2025 2:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Veteran character actor Paley Baer plays the new mayor of Mayberry, who is critical of Andy's work as Sheriff. | |||||
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03/24/2025 2:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| When Aunt Bee goes away for a visit, Andy and Opie discover the problems of bachelor-hood. | |||||
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03/24/2025 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray and Debra are horrified when Marie presents them with an abstract sculpture she made in art class which bears a striking resemblance to a part of the female anatomy. | |||||
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03/24/2025 3:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After hurting themselves during a tryst, Ray and Debra lie about their injuries, saying they fell down the stairs. When Frank hears their tale, he runs home for the toolbox to repair the "broken" stairs. | |||||
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03/24/2025 4:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray realizes that Debra and Marie have been in cahoots in a scheme to drive Robert back into Amy's arms, he urges them to mind their own business. Debra and Marie's good intentions backfire badly. | |||||
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03/24/2025 4:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| While the Barones watch their sons play, Ray finds that Geoff is having trouble getting the hang of the game. As Geoff skips down the court and does pirouettes at the free throw line, Ray is mortified. | |||||
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03/24/2025 5:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| It's the first Thanksgiving since Debra's parents have been divorced and Debra is thrilled that both her parents have agreed to have dinner with them. However, she soon learns that Warren is bringing a date. | |||||
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03/24/2025 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Robert meets a beautiful woman who is a big fan of Ray's sports column. But when the woman mistakes Robert for Raymond, Robert doesn't correct her. Robert has to involve Ray in a complicated plot to keep the woman from knowing. | |||||
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03/24/2025 6:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| While enjoying a college football game, Frank catches the ball from a record setting field goal and refuses to give it back to the kicker. He becomes a wanted man, so his family tries to find a way to get the football from him. | |||||
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03/24/2025 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Debra grudingly agrees to let him be more involved in the daily decision making, Ray starts grocery shopping for things that he likes and Debra lets him choose where the family will go in it's next vacation. | |||||
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03/24/2025 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie gets mad at Doug when she realizes that he is constantly getting haircuts from a stylist because he thinks she is hot. Spence invites Lou to a Sci-fi convention, but then has to uninvite him when Adam West agrees to go. | |||||
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03/24/2025 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug takes Carrie to a bed and breakfast, thinking it would be romantic, but it ends up being terrible. The owners are disgusting but nice. Doug doesn't want to hurt their feelings by leaving, but they try to find a way out. | |||||
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03/24/2025 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Much to the confusion of the Heffernan's, Deacon and Kelly are disinterested in purchasing the house next door to Doug and Carrie when it goes on sale. | |||||
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03/24/2025 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Doug starts receiving fan mail from someone who saw his performance at a karaoke club, he lets the attention go to his head, only to have his ego shattered when the emails suddenly stop coming. | |||||
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03/24/2025 9:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Doug runs into his old pal Ray Barone, and both wives happen to be out of town, they decide they're long overdue for a guys' night out. | |||||
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03/24/2025 9:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie are roped into helping out at their church during the holidays. Arthur and Spence attempt to write a Christmas song so they can cash in on the holiday, but soon realize it is going nowhere. | |||||
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03/24/2025 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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03/24/2025 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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03/24/2025 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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03/24/2025 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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03/25/2025 12:00 am |
Mom |
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| Christy is caught in the middle when tensions rise between Bonnie and Alvin. Meanwhile, a very pregnant Violet is apprehensive about going to her senior prom. | |||||
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03/25/2025 12:30 am |
Mom |
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| Christy and Bonnie help an emotional Violet through labor on the season one finale. Meanwhile, Christy is convinced that Bonnie still has feelings for Alvin. | |||||
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03/25/2025 1:00 am |
Mom |
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| Bonnie is furious when Christy's poor financial decisions threaten the family's living situation. Meanwhile, Christy agrees to help out Jill, a woman who is newly sober. | |||||
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03/25/2025 1:30 am |
Mom |
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| Christy convinces herself that everything is fine - even though her family is basically homeless. Surprisingly, Bonnie is the one who tries to bring her back to reality. | |||||
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03/25/2025 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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03/25/2025 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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03/25/2025 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee almost becomes the star of a TV commercial before she decides stardom is not for her. | |||||
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03/25/2025 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Goober's girlfriend fills in for him at the filling station and proves so efficient that the boss wants her as a permanent replacement. | |||||
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03/25/2025 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie upsets the whole town when he proves that the famous Battle of Mayberry was only a bloodless brawl, settled over a jug of corn liquor. | |||||
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03/25/2025 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee's original song about Mayberry is a hit when it's played by a Rock N' roll star on his television show. | |||||
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03/25/2025 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| The arrival of a new batch of mail leaves Trapper depressed, and thinking of desertion, despite Hawkeye's efforts to dissuade him. Meanwhile, Hawkeye learns that he has successfully tricked Frank into buying stocks in a fictitio | |||||
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03/25/2025 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| A classic episode in which Colonel Flagg and another secret agent from another intelligence agency come to the 4077th to keep their eyes on one another and the camp. Hawkeye and Trapper trick them both into thinking that Burns i | |||||
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03/25/2025 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| The MASH 4077 is visted by General Steele. He wishes to move the camp 5 miles down the road. Hawkeye and Henry are charged with mutiny. And Hawkeye is also charged with impersonating a reporter. | |||||
