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		04/01/2025 8:00 pm	King of Queens	Paternal Affairs
	Arthur wants to go out with Doug's aunt Sheila, and Doug is bothered by this, because he wants Sheila to go back to his uncle.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Paternal Affairs Localized description: Arthur wants to go out with Doug's aunt Sheila, and Doug is bothered by this, because he wants Sheila to go back to his uncle.
		04/01/2025 8:30 pm	King of Queens	Head First
	After feeling bad that Arthur has no friends and nothing to do, Doug takes him out with him and his friends. Carrie is very "appreciative" and Doug tries doing it more to see how "appreciative" she will be.

		04/01/2025 9:00 pm	King of Queens	The Rock
	A jeweler offers way more money for Carrie's ring than Doug originally paid, and they debate whether to sell it.

		04/01/2025 9:30 pm	King of Queens	Educating Doug
	Doug and Carrie are talking to a salesman when he uses a word they don't know. Carrie's annoyed and decides it's time for them to try to become smarter. They sign up for a class which provees to be more than Doug can handle.

		04/01/2025 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Lip Reader
	George tries to capitalize on Jerry's date with a deaf woman.

		04/01/2025 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Non-Fat Yogurt
	Jerry and Elaine question Kramer's claim about a non-fat yogurt.

		04/01/2025 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Barber
	Jerry frets over leaving his incompetent barber; George gets a job.

		04/01/2025 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Masseuse
	Jerry yearns for a massage from his new girlfriend; Elaine worries about her new boyfriend's name.

		04/02/2025 12:00 am	Mom	Three Smiles and an Unpainted Ceiling
	An unexpected death rocks the Plunkett family.

		04/02/2025 12:30 am	Mom	Kitty Litter and a Class A Felony
	Christy performs damage control when Bonnie acts out after the death of a loved one.

		04/02/2025 1:00 am	Mom	Cheeseburger Salad and Jazz
	Christy is concerned with the way Bonnie is processing Alvin's death and tries to get her professional help.

		04/02/2025 1:30 am	Mom	Benito Poppins and a Warm Pumpkin
	When Christy gets promoted to manager of the restaurant, she discovers that being the boss comes with its own set of problems. Also, Bonnie has a nemesis in the building who wants her fired.

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		04/02/2025 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Aunt Bee's Restaurant
	Aunt Bee has a brief fling as co-owner of a Chinese restaurant.

		04/02/2025 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Floyd's Barbershop
	Floyd decides to give up his Mayberry barbershop when Howard Sprague buys the building and raises the rent fifteen dollars a month.

		04/02/2025 4:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	The Statute
	Andy and aunt Bee learn their ancestor was the state's biggest swindler, just before the town of Mayberry unveils his statue as a hero.

		04/02/2025 4:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Helen, The Authoress
	Helen writes a children's book that is accepted for publication and Andy faces the disquieting prospect of being the fiancee of a celebrity.

		04/02/2025 5:00 am	MASH	Aid Station
	Hawkeye, Houlihan, and Klinger go to an aid station at the front. Working closely together under heavy fire and unsanitary medical conditions, the three return to camp with new found respect for one another.

		04/02/2025 5:30 am	MASH	Love And Marriage
	Hawkeye and Trapper prevent a GI from marrying a call girl who has TB, whilst trying to help a Korean soldier join his pregnant wife. Radar, of course, provides his usual invaluable help.

		04/02/2025 6:00 am	MASH	Big Mac
	The camp prepares for a visit from General MacArthur. Klinger dresses as the Statue of Liberty as the General's jeep drives through the camp. MacArthur is so impressed, he salutes!

		04/02/2025 6:30 am	MASH	Payday
	The 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital is stuck in the middle of the Korean war. With little help from the circumstances they find themselves in, they are forced to make their own fun. Fond of practical jokes and revenge, the

		04/02/2025 7:00 am	Bonanza	The Saga Of Whizzer McGee
	Hoss befriends Whizzer McGee, a little man with a big attitude problem. Hoss finds him a job in the mercantile and it appears to be the best thing for him.

		04/02/2025 8:00 am	Gunsmoke	Mistaken Identity
	A fugitive assumes the identity of another man after the latter has apparently been fatally bitten by a rattlesnake.

		04/02/2025 9:00 am	Gunsmoke	The Ladies from St. Louis
	Five nuns bring a wounded outlaw into Dodge City, then are reluctant to turn him in because he saved their lives.

		04/02/2025 10:00 am	Gunsmoke	Nitro (Tiger by the Tail) Part 1
	A lovesick, broke transient embarks on a lucrative but perilous career--boiling nitroglycerine off dynamite for a gang of robbers.

		04/02/2025 11:00 am	Gunsmoke	Nitro (Tiger by the Tail) Part 2
	Matt Dillon hunts a gang that has shattered one safe after another with nitroglycerine.

		04/02/2025 12:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Gomer, The House Guest
	Gossiping Gomer Pyle, moves in with the sheriff when he loses his job and home at the filling station.

		04/02/2025 12:36 pm	Andy Griffith Show	A Black Day for Mayberry
	Ronny Howard who plays Opie shares the show with his father and younger brother as Maybery gets involved with a gold shipment en route to Fort Knox.

		04/02/2025 1:12 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Opie's Ill-Gotten Gain
	Opie seems in line for a new bicycle as he comes home with an all "A" report card.

		04/02/2025 1:48 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Up in Barney's Room
	Barney, evicted from his rooming house for illegal cooking, sets about making the Mayberry sheriff's office back room "just like home."

		04/02/2025 2:24 pm	Andy Griffith Show	A Date for Gomer
	Barney plays cupid for Gomer when Barney's girl refuses to go to a dance unless her cousin also has a date.

		04/02/2025 3:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Whose Side Are You On
	After realizing that Debra places bets with the kids on his questionable behavior traits, Ray is disgusted that his own children now think he's a "doof."

		04/02/2025 3:35 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Lateness
	When Debra assures Ray she‘ll be on time for an important awards dinner, Ray hopes for the best and waits for her. But when she misses their 6:30 PM departure deadline, Ray decides to teach her a lesson in lateness.

		04/02/2025 4:10 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Party Dress
	Ray takes Ally dress shopping and is disgusted when he finds out that he has to shell out a small fortune so that she can attend the party of a girl whose mother Ray loves to hate.

		04/02/2025 4:45 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Security
	Robert gets caught in the middle when Marie and Amy argue about whether he should retire from the police force.

		04/02/2025 5:20 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Ingrate
	After including stories about Robert, Frank and Marie in his speech, Ray is horrified when Amy clues him in on his huge omission. Feeling guilty for this major oversight, Ray must now figure out a way to make it up to Debra.

		04/02/2025 5:55 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Crazy Chin
	Amy's parents put Robert on the defensive when they point out his strange habit of touching food to his chin before he eats it.

		04/02/2025 6:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Nice Talk
	When the MacDougalls are invited to spend Easter with the Barones, the families attempt to bond over a 500-piece puzzle.

		04/02/2025 7:00 pm	King of Queens	Road Rayge
	Doug gets caught helping Ray Barone with a driving test and loses his license for a week. Ray tries to make it up to Doug and Doug ends up losing it longer when he is caught driving Ray's car by Ray's brother Robert, a cop.

		04/02/2025 7:30 pm	King of Queens	Supermarket Story
	Carrie plans on making a simple Thanksgiving dinner, but Arthur guilts her into making a big dinner like her mother used to.

		04/02/2025 8:00 pm	King of Queens	Noel Cowards
	Doug's car breaks down and he has to buy a new one, but he can't afford it.

		04/02/2025 8:30 pm	King of Queens	Fixer Upper
	Carrie fixes Spence up with a friend from work.

		04/02/2025 9:00 pm	King of Queens	Best Man
	Doug and Carrie go to a wedding of an old male friend of Carrie's. But Doug finds that she had sex with him and when Deacon says that he would be upset about it too to his wife, he finds out he had her too.

		04/02/2025 9:30 pm	King of Queens	Dog Days
	The neighbors have a dog that won't stop barking; Carrie says she'll go take care of it. Doug goes instead, after convincing Carrie he can be mean too, but he finds out he is walking their dog at night to keep him from barking.

		04/02/2025 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Cigar Store Indian
	Elaine's Native American friend Winona thinks Jerry is racially insensitive when he presents Elaine with a cigar-store Indian statue as a peace offering after not driving her home from George's place.

		04/02/2025 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Conversion
	In the name of love, George goes through the process of converting to the Latvian Orthodox religion.

		04/02/2025 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Stall
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		04/02/2025 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Dinner Party
	En route to a dinner party, Elaine and Jerry pair off to find a perfect dessert, while Kramer and George search for the right wine -- only nothing seems to work out the way they planned.

		04/03/2025 12:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	How I Hate Your Mother
	Richard asks Christine to return her wedding ring -- previously his mother's -- so he can use it to propose to New Christine.

		04/03/2025 12:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	White Like Me
	After Barb is profiled in a business journal, new clientele hits the gym and business really picks up.

		04/03/2025 1:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Snakes On a Date
	Christine agrees to go out with a children's entertainer (JEFFREY TAMBOR - "Arrested Development") specializing in reptile parties in order to get Ritchie into the Reptile Club.

		04/03/2025 1:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Everyone Says I Love You Except Richie
	When Ritchie stops telling Christine he loves her, she is devastated and asks Richard to have a baby with her so she can have a new child to love her the way Ritchie used to.

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		04/03/2025 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Goodbye, Dolly
	Andy and Opie face the difficult problem of helping an old milk-wagon horse find contentment in retirement

		04/03/2025 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Opie's Piano Lesson
	Opie insists on studying piano until he finds out that football practice and piano practice are incompatible.

		04/03/2025 4:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Howard, The Comedian
	Staid County Clerk Sprague becomes a comedian and even gets on a TV Amateur Hour

		04/03/2025 4:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Big Brother
	County Clerk Howard Sprague volunteers to become the Big Brother of a high school boy.

		04/03/2025 5:00 am	MASH	White Gold
	Colonel Flagg blows into camp trying to obtain penicillin to barter for information. But Flagg comes down with appendicitis, and the only penicillin he gets is in the keister.

		04/03/2025 5:30 am	MASH	Abyssinia, Henry
	Actually, we won't. One of the classic MAS*H episodes. Henry finally gets his discharge. While he is tying things up, Burns prepares for his new command. Henry bids a tearful adieu, but not before Klinger turns up in an outrag

		04/03/2025 6:00 am	MASH	Welcome To Korea, Part 1 of 2
	Trapper is shipped home while Hawkeye is on R&R. Hawkeye speeds to Kimpo with Radar to catch Trapper's plane, but they just miss him. While they are there, they pick up BJ Hunnicut and take him back to camp. On the way back, BJ

		04/03/2025 6:30 am	MASH	Welcome To Korea, Part 2 of 2
	Trapper is shipped home while Hawkeye is on R&R. Hawkeye speeds to Kimpo with Radar to catch Trapper's plane, but they just miss him. While they are there, they pick up BJ Hunnicut and take him back to camp. On the way back, BJ

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