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		04/02/2025 8:00 pm	King of Queens	Noel Cowards
	Doug's car breaks down and he has to buy a new one, but he can't afford it.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Noel Cowards Localized description: Doug's car breaks down and he has to buy a new one, but he can't afford it.
		04/02/2025 8:30 pm	King of Queens	Fixer Upper
	Carrie fixes Spence up with a friend from work.

		04/02/2025 9:00 pm	King of Queens	Best Man
	Doug and Carrie go to a wedding of an old male friend of Carrie's. But Doug finds that she had sex with him and when Deacon says that he would be upset about it too to his wife, he finds out he had her too.

		04/02/2025 9:30 pm	King of Queens	Dog Days
	The neighbors have a dog that won't stop barking; Carrie says she'll go take care of it. Doug goes instead, after convincing Carrie he can be mean too, but he finds out he is walking their dog at night to keep him from barking.

		04/02/2025 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Cigar Store Indian
	Elaine's Native American friend Winona thinks Jerry is racially insensitive when he presents Elaine with a cigar-store Indian statue as a peace offering after not driving her home from George's place.

		04/02/2025 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Conversion
	In the name of love, George goes through the process of converting to the Latvian Orthodox religion.

		04/02/2025 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Stall
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		04/02/2025 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Dinner Party
	En route to a dinner party, Elaine and Jerry pair off to find a perfect dessert, while Kramer and George search for the right wine -- only nothing seems to work out the way they planned.

		04/03/2025 12:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	How I Hate Your Mother
	Richard asks Christine to return her wedding ring -- previously his mother's -- so he can use it to propose to New Christine.

		04/03/2025 12:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	White Like Me
	After Barb is profiled in a business journal, new clientele hits the gym and business really picks up.

		04/03/2025 1:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Snakes On a Date
	Christine agrees to go out with a children's entertainer (JEFFREY TAMBOR - "Arrested Development") specializing in reptile parties in order to get Ritchie into the Reptile Club.

		04/03/2025 1:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Everyone Says I Love You Except Richie
	When Ritchie stops telling Christine he loves her, she is devastated and asks Richard to have a baby with her so she can have a new child to love her the way Ritchie used to.

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		04/03/2025 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Goodbye, Dolly
	Andy and Opie face the difficult problem of helping an old milk-wagon horse find contentment in retirement

		04/03/2025 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Opie's Piano Lesson
	Opie insists on studying piano until he finds out that football practice and piano practice are incompatible.

		04/03/2025 4:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Howard, The Comedian
	Staid County Clerk Sprague becomes a comedian and even gets on a TV Amateur Hour

		04/03/2025 4:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Big Brother
	County Clerk Howard Sprague volunteers to become the Big Brother of a high school boy.

		04/03/2025 5:00 am	MASH	White Gold
	Colonel Flagg blows into camp trying to obtain penicillin to barter for information. But Flagg comes down with appendicitis, and the only penicillin he gets is in the keister.

		04/03/2025 5:30 am	MASH	Abyssinia, Henry
	Actually, we won't. One of the classic MAS*H episodes. Henry finally gets his discharge. While he is tying things up, Burns prepares for his new command. Henry bids a tearful adieu, but not before Klinger turns up in an outrag

		04/03/2025 6:00 am	MASH	Welcome To Korea, Part 1 of 2
	Trapper is shipped home while Hawkeye is on R&R. Hawkeye speeds to Kimpo with Radar to catch Trapper's plane, but they just miss him. While they are there, they pick up BJ Hunnicut and take him back to camp. On the way back, BJ

		04/03/2025 6:30 am	MASH	Welcome To Korea, Part 2 of 2
	Trapper is shipped home while Hawkeye is on R&R. Hawkeye speeds to Kimpo with Radar to catch Trapper's plane, but they just miss him. While they are there, they pick up BJ Hunnicut and take him back to camp. On the way back, BJ

		04/03/2025 7:00 am	Bonanza	The Thunder Man
	Ann Wilson & her father Fred are on their way to a party, when the wagon breaks down. A man whistling a tune stops to help & ends up killing Ann. Her father Fred is found by her body sometime later, suffering from a stroke.

		04/03/2025 8:00 am	Gunsmoke	The Wreckers
	Kitty helps Marshal Matt Dillon switch identities with a killer in order to escape, when they are kidnapped by outlaws.

		04/03/2025 9:00 am	Gunsmoke	Cattle Barons
	Marshal Dillon is caught in the middle when feuding cattle lords bring their struggle for power to Dodge City.

		04/03/2025 10:00 am	Gunsmoke	The Prodigal
	Two men return to Dodge City to find the man who shot their father in the back at the Long Branch saloon 12 years before.

		04/03/2025 11:00 am	Gunsmoke	Vengeance-Part 1
	A wealthy rancher has three drifters trampled by his horsemen after he accuses them of stealing a calf.

		04/03/2025 12:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Citizens Arrest
	Barney tickets Gomer for a U-turn and is then detained in a citizen's arrest by Gomer for the same thing.

		04/03/2025 12:36 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Opie and His Merry Men
	Opie and his chums take their roles as Robin Hood and his merry men seriously as they befriend a hobo at the expense at the pantries of Mayberry.

		04/03/2025 1:12 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Barney and the Cave Rescue
	Barney organizes a rescue party when Andy and Helen are trapped in a cave by a landslide.

		04/03/2025 1:48 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Andy and Opie's Pal
	Opie learns a lesson in friendship when he befriends a newcomer to Mayberry.

		04/03/2025 2:24 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Aunt Bee the Crusader
	Aunt Bee stirs up a crusade for a chicken farmer whose property has been condemned to make way for a new road.

		04/03/2025 3:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Blabbermouths
	When Robert informs Ray that Amy filled him in on some juicy gossip about him, Ray decides to get even with Debra by sharing some nasty secrets of his own.

		04/03/2025 3:35 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Model
	After a modeling agent tells Robert he has a unique look, he convinces him to pose for head shots with their "in-house" photographer.

		04/03/2025 4:10 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Mentor
	A young man, Sam Gilula, arrives at Frank and Marie's and everyone is surprised when he and Frank fondly embrace. Sam explains Frank had been quite an inspiration to him as a lad much to Ray and Robert's disbelief.

		04/03/2025 4:45 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Golf For It
	Ray Barone and his wife Debra live across the street from Ray's parents, Marie and Frank, and his older brother, Robert - who all have strong opinions about how things should go in the Barone household.

		04/03/2025 5:20 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Home
	After Frank and Marie have a wonderful time visiting old friends, they deliver the shocking news to the family that they have decided to buy a condo in New Jersey. Ray, Debra, Robert and Amy can barely contain their happiness.

		04/03/2025 5:55 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Not So Fast
	Robert's anxiety gets the best of him when Amy puts her personal touch on their newly acquired home. Ray and Debra visit Marie and Frank. While there, the head of the facility tells them that Frank and Marie must move out.

		04/03/2025 6:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Angry Sex
	Ray craftily turns what looks to be misfortune, after Debra and Marie fight, into a night of passion by helping Debra channel her emotions into what he terms, "angry sex."

		04/03/2025 7:05 pm	King of Queens	Crappy Birthday
	Carrie's thirtieth birthday comes and she doesn't like getting older.

		04/03/2025 7:40 pm	King of Queens	S'Ain't Valentine's
	Doug plans the perfect Valentine's Day, but first he has to take Spence out for a beer for his birthday. Spence's mom plans a surprise party and ropes his friends into staying, even when Spence storms off embarrassed.

		04/03/2025 8:15 pm	King of Queens	Court Date
	Carrie gets a speeding ticket and Doug wants Carrie to go out with the cop to make the ticket disappear.

		04/03/2025 8:50 pm	King of Queens	White Collar
	Doug's supervisor is in the hospital and Doug is temporarliy promoted to his position. Doug ends up hating working behind a desk and misses his truck. But the supervisor dies and Doug is stuck.

		04/03/2025 9:25 pm	King of Queens	Rayny Day
	Ray asks Doug to go golfing at his private club but Doug already has plans with Richie. Doug cancels and tells Richie to come over later. But when a storm traps the guys at the club, Doug wonders if he can make it in time.

		04/03/2025 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Marine Biologist
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		04/03/2025 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Pie
	Jerry obsessively worries when he takes his date to a restaurant famous for their apple pie and she refuses to eat a piece; meanwhile, Elaine discovers that a mannequin resembling her has been showing up in quite a few window displays.

		04/03/2025 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Stand-In
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		04/03/2025 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Wife
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		04/04/2025 12:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Tie Me Up, Don't Tie Me Down
	Christine and Barb go on a double date, but only one gets asked out a second time. Guest star TIM DeKAY (a.k.a. Bizarro Jerry on "Seinfeld") appears as Christine's date, Patrick.

		04/04/2025 12:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	So You Think You Can Date
	Richard joins Christine and her new boyfriend, Patrick (recurring guest star TIM DeKAY), on a dinner date.

		04/04/2025 1:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Self-Esteem Tempura
	Christine is thrilled when a talent scout recruits Ritchie to audition for a television commercial after his shockingly great performance in a school play, but Richard refuses to let him go. Who will win the argument?

		04/04/2025 1:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Rage Against the Christine
	Christine thinks Patrick (TIM DeKAY) is the perfect boyfriend. But after Christine wins at tennis against him, he has a surprisingly odd reaction to her competitiveness and shows a shockingly bizarre side of himself.

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		04/04/2025 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Opie's Most Unforgettable Character
	Andy is distressed when Opie chooses someone else as his "Most Unforgettable character" for a school composition

		04/04/2025 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Goober's Contest
	Goober faces disaster when a printing error awards Floyd a large cash prize in his gas station contest

		04/04/2025 4:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Opie's First Love
	Mary Alice Carter accepts Opie's invitation to a party but throws him over at the eleventh hour for another.

		04/04/2025 4:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Howard The Bowler
	Howard, a last minute substitution on the bowling team sponsored by Emmett's fix-it shop, astonishes everyone by bowling a perfect game.

		04/04/2025 5:00 am	MASH	Change Of Command
	Frank settles in as commanding officer, only to have a new one appointed over his head, one that, to his chagrin, fits in very well.

		04/04/2025 5:30 am	MASH	It Happened One Night
	A freezing night, an artillery barrage that's coming too close, a patient going downhill, and Frank's searching Hot Lips' tent for his letters.

		04/04/2025 6:00 am	MASH	The Late Captain Pierce
	When Hawkeye's father is notified that he's dead, he finds it's no easy matter either to get word to him or to establish otherwise.

		04/04/2025 6:30 am	MASH	Hey, Doc
	Its quid pro quo at the 4077th: two bottles of Scotch for secret surgery, and a tank to scare off snipers for an unauthorized shot of penicillin.

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