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		04/07/2025 8:00 pm	King of Queens	Assaulted Nuts
	Doug is goofing off at work, and ends up with a staple in his "area". He has to suffer through the pain while at a meeting with a banker because of an arguement with Carrie.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Assaulted Nuts Localized description: Doug is goofing off at work, and ends up with a staple in his "area". He has to suffer through the pain while at a meeting with a banker because of an arguement with Carrie.
		04/07/2025 8:30 pm	King of Queens	Parent Trapped
	Deacon and Kelly ask Doug and Carrie to become godparents.

		04/07/2025 9:00 pm	King of Queens	Tube Stakes
	Carrie leaves the garage door open and Doug's TV gets stollen.

		04/07/2025 9:30 pm	King of Queens	Doug Out
	Arthur overhears Doug calling him a degrading name and later he walks in on Carrie doing an impression of him. To make up for it, Doug brings Arthur to a Mets game. While trying to please Arther, Doug and Carrie wind up in jail.

		04/07/2025 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Hot Tub
	Jerry worries when Elaine hosts a marathon runner with a tendency to oversleep, while Kramer's new hot tub gets him in hot water.

		04/07/2025 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Soup Nazi
	A demanding soup stand chef bans Elaine from eating his wares.

		04/07/2025 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Secret Code
	George's secret bank code inadvertently becomes a dying woman's last word.

		04/07/2025 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Pool Guy
	George worries about Susan becoming friendly with his pals.

		04/08/2025 12:00 am	Mom	Turkey Meatballs and a Getaway Car
	Christy discovers that she enjoys sex most when there's a risk of getting caught. Meanwhile, Bonnie takes her new role as Secretary of the women's AA meeting a little too seriously.

		04/08/2025 12:30 am	Mom	Dirty Money and a Woman Named Mike
	Christy and Bonnie are shocked when they discover how prison has changed their friend Regina.

		04/08/2025 1:00 am	Mom	A Commemorative Coin and a Misshapen Head
	Christy and Bonnie worry when they find out that Violet's new boyfriend, Gregory, is old enough to be her father.

		04/08/2025 1:30 am	Mom	Dropped Soap and a Big Guy on a Throne
	Christy and Bonnie face temptation when Bonnie is prescribed pain medication for a back injury.

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		04/08/2025 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Aunt Bee, The Juror
	Aunt Bee, summoned for jury duty, disagrees with fellow jurors on her first case.

		04/08/2025 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Tape Recorder
	Opie disobeys Andy and tape-records a bank robber's confession.

		04/08/2025 4:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Opie's Group
	Opie joins a rock-and-roll group and starts getting failing grades in school.

		04/08/2025 4:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Aunt Bee and the Lecturer
	A visiting professor is attracted to Aunt Bee because she resembles his deceased wife.

		04/08/2025 5:00 am	MASH	Dear Peggy
	B.J. writes home to his wife, Peg, reporting Klinger's escape attempts, the visit of a formidable chaplain, and one of Frank's goof-ups.

		04/08/2025 5:35 am	MASH	Of Moose And Men
	Hawkeye tangles with a tough Army colonel, Colonel Spiker, B.J. helps Zale, who's received a "Dear John" letter, and Frank looks endlessly for Korean saboteurs.

		04/08/2025 6:10 am	MASH	Soldier Of The Month
	Frank has a fever and makes a will, leaving all his money to his wife and all his clothes to Hot Lips.

		04/08/2025 6:45 am	Bonanza	Little Man -- Ten Feet Tall
	Nick Biancci has big dreams for his son Mario as a concert pianist. But after witnessing his father's refusal to stand up for himself, he decides he'd rather take after his hero, Hoss Cartwright.

		04/08/2025 7:50 am	Gunsmoke	Rope Fever
	Festus becomes involved with a wounded bank robber and is accused of being his partner.

		04/08/2025 8:55 am	Gunsmoke	Wonder
	When a young woman begins a romance with a drifter, her brothers plot his death so they will not lose her as a household servant.

		04/08/2025 10:00 am	Gunsmoke	Baker's Dozen
	Doc Adams fights to prevent three newborn babies from growing up in a orphanage.

		04/08/2025 11:00 am	Gunsmoke	The Victim
	A love-sick roustabout faces a lynch mob when he accidentally kills a popular young cowhand.

		04/08/2025 12:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Return of Malcolm Merriweather
	British comedian Bernard Fox plays the peripatetic Englishman who returns to Mayberry and upsets aunt Bee with his efficiency.

		04/08/2025 12:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	The Rumor
	Andy kisses Helen on the cheek and Barney interprets the kiss as tantamount to a secret engagement. the town gets the word and prepares a surprise party for the couple.

		04/08/2025 1:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Barney and Thelma Lou, Phfft
	Barney is furious when he sees his girl, Thelma Lou, kiss Gomer Pyle.

		04/08/2025 1:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Back to Nature
	Andy takes Opie and several of his pals on a camping trip. Barney and Gomer tag along to help out, and succeed in getting themselves lost in the woods.

		04/08/2025 2:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Gomer Pyle USMC
	Gomer decides to join the Marine Corps and immediately falls afoul of Sergeant Carter, played by Frank Sutton.

		04/08/2025 2:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Opie Loves Helen
	Opie develops a crush on his teacher, who also happens to be his father's girlfriend.

		04/08/2025 3:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Win, Lose or Draw
	Ray gets tired of being treated like a kid at his father's poker game, so he ignores his father's advice and ends up losing all his money. Debra wants Ray to act like a mature adult and ask Frank for his money back.

		04/08/2025 3:35 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Turkey or Fish
	Although Marie has always cooked the traditional turkey for Thanksgiving, Debra decides it's her turn to prepare the holiday meal. Not wanting to compete with Marie's turkey, she chooses to serve fish.

		04/08/2025 4:10 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Captain Nemo
	When Ray's “free” time goes to coaching his basketball team in preparation for the Pizza League championships, he is reminded by Debra that their kids are growing up fast and he's missing precious time with them.

		04/08/2025 4:45 pm	The Ball	The Ball
	Ray Barone and his wife Debra live across the street from Ray's parents, Marie and Frank, and his older brother, Robert - who all have strong opinions about how things should go in the Barone household.

		04/08/2025 5:20 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Debra's Sick
	With Debra and the kids sick, Ray tries to juggle the responsibilities of home and work and ends up with chaos and an aborted meeting with ex-Pittsburgh Steeler quarterback Terry Bradshaw.

		04/08/2025 5:55 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Who's Handsome?
	Robert is reluctant to go on a date because he's insecure about his appearance. When Debra tells him he's attractive, Ray starts feeling insecure. So, Ray decides to get a head to toe make-over to impres Debra.

		04/08/2025 6:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Car
	Debra is annoyed about driving the old car Ray bought from his parents. She really gets upset when she discovers that is was his old “make out mobile.” Robert mistakenly blurts out this was the care where he first "got lucky."

		04/08/2025 7:00 pm	King of Queens	Get Away
	Doug, Carrie, Deacon, and Kelly go on a vacation together. While at the hotel, Doug and Carrie find out that Deacon and Kelly have a more active sex life than them.

		04/08/2025 7:30 pm	King of Queens	Dire Strayts
	Doug and Carrie invite Ray and Debra Barone over for dinner. When the TV starts having reception problems Doug goes to fix and and gets stuck in the attic.

		04/08/2025 8:00 pm	King of Queens	I, Candy
	A waitress at Cooper's asks about Doug's situation, and Doug decides he should start dressing better.

		04/08/2025 8:30 pm	King of Queens	Roamin' Holiday
	Carrie's friend and her husband are over for dinner and Carrie invites them to spend Thanksgiving weekend with them. Doug hates her husband, so he convinces Spence to move out and stay with them so Carrie's friends can't.

		04/08/2025 9:00 pm	King of Queens	Sparing Carrie
	Doug's bowling team sponsor is threatening to stop paying if they don't start winning. The only bad player on the team is Carrie, so Doug has to decide if he will replace her to win.

		04/08/2025 9:30 pm	King of Queens	Net Prophets
	Doug gets a $3000 dollar Christmas bonus and Carrie wants to invest it in the stock market. Doug can't handle it and keeps getting nervous when it falls.

		04/08/2025 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Sponge
	As Jerry conceals how he got an unlisted phone number, Elaine's favorite birth control device is discontinued.

		04/08/2025 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Gum
	While helping Kramer revive an old movie theatre, George is mistaken for being insane.

		04/08/2025 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Rye
	George must replace a loaf of bread his parents took from Susan's mom and dad.

		04/08/2025 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Caddy
	While leaving his car at work convinces George's bosses that he's working late, Elaine is disturbed by a bra-less acquaintance.

		04/09/2025 12:00 am	Mom	Mashed Potatoes and a Little Nitrous
	Bonnie goes to extremes to keep a major secret from Christy.

		04/09/2025 12:30 am	Mom	Sick Popes and a Red Ferrari
	After Bonnie's relapse, the women from her AA meeting rally around to help her through withdrawal from painkillers, but Christy wants no part of it.

		04/09/2025 1:00 am	Mom	Patient Zero and a Chocolate Fountain
	Christy and Bonnie's contentious relationship makes them unwelcome guests wherever they go.

		04/09/2025 1:30 am	Mom	Fun Girl Stuff and Eternal Salvation
	Christy blames Bonnie when Roscoe announces he wants to go live with his father.

		04/09/2025 2:00 am	Paid Programming (30)


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		04/09/2025 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Andy's Investment
	Andy opens a coin laundry to save money for Opie's college education.

		04/09/2025 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Howard and Millie
	Howard proposes to Millie at the bakery where she works.

		04/09/2025 4:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Aunt Bee's Cousin
	Andy learns the truth when he sees his cousin Bradford alight from a freight train but keeps quiet because Aunt Bee thinks he's a wealthy relative.

		04/09/2025 4:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Suppose Andy Gets Sick
	Andy catches the flu and Goober takes over as his deputy.

		04/09/2025 5:00 am	MASH	The Gun
	A wounded colonel's gun, a showpiece, disappears, and Hawkeye and B.J. play a hunch and bluff Frank, who has it, into returning it.

		04/09/2025 5:35 am	MASH	Mail Call, Again
	Mail brings a letter to Frank saying his wife is divorcing him, and one to Potter telling him he's going to be a grandfather.

		04/09/2025 6:10 am	MASH	The Price Of Tomato Juice
	Radar gets the help of Hawkeye and B.J. to procure something Colonel Potter says he's fond of, but that's hard to come by - tomato juice.

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