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		04/12/2025 8:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Bizarro Jerry
	Elaine meets three friends who are the exact opposite of Jerry, George and Kramer; George uses Susan's death to attract women.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Bizarro Jerry Localized description: Elaine meets three friends who are the exact opposite of Jerry, George and Kramer; George uses Susan's death to attract women.
		04/12/2025 8:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Little Kicks
	Elaine's strange dancing loses her employees' respect; George cultivates a "bad boy" image; Jerry becomes an underground legend after he makes a bootleg videotape of a new movie.

		04/12/2025 9:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Package
	George tries to woo a photo store employee with pictures of himself; Elaine discovers her reputation is making it difficult to get medical treatment; Kramer offers to get a refund for Jerry's broken stereo.

		04/12/2025 9:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Fatigues
	Elaine's promotion of a mail room clerk sparks a mutiny; Jerry discovers his girlfriend's mentor is dating Bania; Kramer brings Frank out of retirement to cook.

		04/12/2025 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Checks
	Jerry's fame in Japan endears Kramer to a group of tourists and inspires George to revive their TV pilot.

		04/12/2025 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Chicken Roaster
	As a restaurant's bright lights keep Kramer awake, Elaine's job is threatened after she buys George an expensive hat on the company's account.

		04/12/2025 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Abstinence
	While abstinence makes George smarter, it has the opposite effect on Elaine; Kramer opens a smoker's lounge in his apartment as Jerry prepares to speak at a junior high school.

		04/12/2025 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	Andrea Doria
	George squares off against a shipwreck survivor over a new apartment; Jerry attempts to help Newman get a much sought-after transfer to Hawaii.

		04/13/2025 12:00 am	Seinfeld	The Little Jerry
	As a bad check threatens to ruin Jerry's reputation, raising chickens involves Kramer in illegal cockfighting; George dates a women's prison inmate.

		04/13/2025 12:30 am	Seinfeld	The Money
	Jerry buys back a car his parents sold as the Costanzas decide to spend George's inheritance; Kramer can't sleep with his new girlfriend, while Peterman returns unexpectedly.

		04/13/2025 1:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Old Christine Meets Young Frankenstein
	When Christine finds out Ritchie is the school bully, she decides to set a good example by making amends with the woman (AMY SEDARIS) she bullied as a kid.

		04/13/2025 1:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	It's Beginning to Stink a Lot Like Christmas
	Christine attends her neighborhood Christmas party where she learns a juicy secret about her neighbor. MOLLY SHANNON ("Saturday Night Live") guest stars.

		04/13/2025 2:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	A Whale of a Tale
	When Christine decides to tell her therapist she's in love with him, his response is not what she expected. Recurring guest star ERIC McCORMACK appears as Max, Christine's therapist.

		04/13/2025 2:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Truth or Dare
	Christine finds herself falling in love with Max (recurring guest star ERIC McCORMACK) until her ex-boyfriend, Mr. Harris (recurring guest star BLAIR UNDERWOOD), comes back into her life. Will she have to choose?

		04/13/2025 3:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	A Family Unfair
	Christine feels left out as Richard and New Christine plan for their baby and decides she wants one too. TIM MEADOWS ("SNL") appears as Dr. Volk, New Christine's OB/GYN.

		04/13/2025 3:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Sweet Charity
	Christine comes into some money and must decide whether to splurge on a designer dress or help starving children. ED BEGLEY JR. guest stars as Pastor Ed.

		04/13/2025 4:00 am	The Golden Girls	Nice and Easy
	Blanche's visiting niece is a chip right off the old block when she dates a different man all night every night. Dorothy does battle with a mouse living in the house.

		04/13/2025 4:30 am	The Golden Girls	The Operation
	Dorothy is hesitant about having foot surgery just as she was scheduled to tap dance with Blanche and Rose at a dance recital.

		04/13/2025 5:00 am	The Golden Girls	Second Motherhood
	Blanche is romanced by a wealthy suitor who she learns has several small children. This fact dampens his proposal of marriage. Meanwhile, Dorothy and Rose go to bat with the bathroom plumbing.

		04/13/2025 5:30 am	The Golden Girls	Adult Education
	Blanche's professor sexually harasses her when he asks for help on a difficult test. If she has sex with him, he'll give her an "A." Dorothy, Rose, and Sophia each try to get tickets for a sold out Frank Sinatra concert.

		04/13/2025 6:00 am	The Golden Girls	The Flu
	A week before an awards ceremony, Blanche, Dorothy and Rose each come down with a nasty flu, which compounds their arguing over who will win a prestigious award.

		04/13/2025 6:30 am	The Golden Girls	Job Hunting
	Rose loses her job at the grief center and begins searching for other sources of work. Meanwhile, Blanche tries to lose a few pounds and Dorothy is excited when a man she once had a crush on contacts her and asks her out.

		04/13/2025 7:00 am	The Golden Girls	Blind Ambitions
	Rose's sister, Lily must deal with life as a blind person after recently losing her sight. Meanwhile, the girls hold a garage sale in order to buy a new TV but find it hard to part with things.

		04/13/2025 7:30 am	The Golden Girls	Big Daddy
	Blanche's father, Big Daddy, visits and announces he's sold the family plantation and is setting out to become a country singer. Sophia places a "curse" on a neighbor who won't remove his tree that fell onto the lanai.

		04/13/2025 8:00 am	The Golden Girls	The Way We Met
	One night after watching "Psycho," the girls find it hard to sleep so they stay up and reminisce about how they all came to live with one another.

		04/13/2025 8:30 am	The Golden Girls	End of the Curse
	Blanche is mortified after taking a pregnancy test which indicates she's pregnant. After visiting her doctor, she learns the truth that she's beginning menopause. Dorothy, Rose, and Sophia go into the mink breeding business.

		04/13/2025 9:00 am	Mike & Molly	Baby Bump
	Molly reunites Frannie with her estranged sister.

		04/13/2025 9:36 am	Mike & Molly	Curse of the Bambino
	Mike sees Carl's psychic and Peggy drags Molly to church.

		04/13/2025 10:12 am	Mike & Molly	First Date
	Molly develops a cold before her first date with Mike.

		04/13/2025 10:48 am	Mike & Molly	First Kiss
	Mike gets his ego hurt during a bowling date with Molly.

		04/13/2025 11:18 am	Mike & Molly	Carl is Jealous
	Carl's bro-mance with Mike is in jeopardy.

		04/13/2025 11:54 am	Mike & Molly	Mike's Apartment
	Mike's mom dashes his plans for romance.

		04/13/2025 12:30 pm	Mike & Molly	Mike Snores
	Molly insists that Mike spend the night at her place.

		04/13/2025 1:00 pm	Mike & Molly	Molly Gets a Hat
	Molly is guilted into hosting Thanksgiving by Mike's mom.

		04/13/2025 1:30 pm	Mike & Molly	Carl Gets a Girl
	Mike gets in touch with his feminine side at Molly's place.

		04/13/2025 2:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		04/13/2025 2:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Tight's Good
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		04/13/2025 3:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Kinda Like Necrophilia
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		04/13/2025 3:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Meander to Your Dander
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		04/13/2025 4:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		04/13/2025 4:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	The Soil is Moist
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		04/13/2025 5:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Winky-Dink Time
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		04/13/2025 5:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Rough Night in Hump Junction
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		04/13/2025 6:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		04/13/2025 6:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Fish in a Drawer
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		04/13/2025 7:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Comeback
	As Jerry discovers he's been duped by a hapless tennis pro, George seeks revenge against a co-worker's cutting remarks; Kramer enlists Elaine's help in drafting a living will.

		04/13/2025 7:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Van Buren Boys
	Jerry new girlfriend seems to goo to be true; George awards a scholarship to an average student; Elaine turns to Kramer for help in preparing Peterman's autobiography.

		04/13/2025 8:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Susie
	While Elaine suffers in a case of mistaken identity and an ex-friend fears Jerry's retribution, George avoids a girlfriend looking to break up.

		04/13/2025 8:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Pothole
	As George loses a prized keychain in a pothole, Kramer adopts a section of highway.

		04/13/2025 9:00 pm	Seinfeld	The English Patient
	Elaine's opinion of a film lands her in hot water; Kramer gets stuck with a trio of Cubans cigar rollers while George is obsessed with a beautiful woman's boyfriend.

		04/13/2025 9:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Nap
	As George builds a bed underneath his desk, Elaine gets a mattress from her back-conscious new boyfriend; Jerry struggles with an indecisive carpenter, while Kramer takes extreme measures to swim.

		04/13/2025 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Yada Yada
	Jerry doubts his dentist's religious conversion; Kramer and Mickey fight over a double date as Elaine undermines a couple's chances at adoption.

		04/13/2025 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Millennium
	As Jerry lobbies for a good spot on his girlfriend's speed dial, George tries getting himself fired so he can accept a better job.

		04/13/2025 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Muffin Tops
	Elaine and a former boss join forces in a muffin top business; George pretends to be a tourist in order to get a date.

		04/13/2025 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Summer of George
	After getting fired from the Yankees, George uses his free time to help Jerry with a demanding girlfriend; Kramer accidentally wins a Tony Award while Elaine is accused of being mean by her co-workers.

		04/14/2025 12:00 am	Seinfeld	The Butter Shave
	George gets a new job after he's mistaken for being handicapped while Jerry suspects Bania is taking advantage of him; Kramer's latest shaving technique backfires as Elaine breaks up with her boyfriend during a trans-Atlantic flight.

		04/14/2025 12:30 am	Seinfeld	The Voice
	As Jerry risks losing a girlfriend over a joke, George continues to work despite having been asked to leave; Elaine finds breaking up is hard to do as Kramer hires an assistant.

		04/14/2025 1:00 am	Seinfeld	The Serenity Now
	As Jerry accepts his girlfriend's challenge to get angry, George tries selling computers with is father as Elaine fends off Lippman and his teenage son.

		04/14/2025 1:30 am	Seinfeld	The Blood
	Kramer starts his own blood bank and George works at combining, sex, food and television.

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		04/14/2025 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Aunt Bee's Big Moment
	Aunt Bee does well with her flying lessons until the instructor tells her she's ready to solo -- then she becomes terrified.

		04/14/2025 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Helen's Past
	Andy learns that his girlfriend, Helen was once arrested for carrying a gun, gambling and keeping company with a hoodlum.

		04/14/2025 4:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Emmett's Anniversary
	Emmett buys his wife mink coat their 25th wedding anniversary, but goofs in his attempt to keep it a secret.

		04/14/2025 4:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	The Wedding
	Howard's mother remarries and moves away, so Howard remodels their home into a bachelor pad and tries to throw a swinging party.

		04/14/2025 5:00 am	MASH	Deluge
	A sudden deluge of wounded at the 4077th is followed by a fire and a rainstorm which makes matters difficult for the staff.

		04/14/2025 5:30 am	MASH	The Interview
	Clete Roberts introduces this segment as his show; he's arrived at Korea to interview the staff of the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital because of its high 97% efficiency rating. In Roberts' interviews with Hawkeye, BJ, Fran

		04/14/2025 6:00 am	MASH	Bug Out, Part 1 of 2
	A rumour that there's going to be a practive bug-out causes anxiety. When Potter assembles the unit in an attempt to squelch the rumor, the call comes in to bug out, and the rumour suddenly comes to life! Meanwhile, Hawkeye begi

		04/14/2025 6:30 am	MASH	Bug Out, Part 2 of 2
	A rumour that there's going to be a practive bug-out causes anxiety. When Potter assembles the unit in an attempt to squelch the rumor, the call comes in to bug out, and the rumour suddenly comes to life! Meanwhile, Hawkeye begi

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