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04/27/2025 8:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry learns an uncomfortable secret about his romance with Elaine. | |||||
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04/27/2025 8:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George's stolen glasses set off a bizarre chain of events. | |||||
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04/27/2025 9:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry is coerced into wearing a ridiculous "puffy" shirt designed by Kramer's girlfriend when he appears on the NBC News' "Today" with Bryant Gumbel. | |||||
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04/27/2025 9:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Worried about their investments, Jerry, Kramer and Newman search for clues to determine if their accountant's unexplained sniffle could be related to something he may have snorted. | |||||
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04/27/2025 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and Elaine agree to be godparents to a couple's newborn boy, but they're apprehensive about the duties they must perform at the baby's first religious ceremony. | |||||
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04/27/2025 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George tries to capitalize on Jerry's date with a deaf woman. | |||||
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04/27/2025 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and Elaine question Kramer's claim about a non-fat yogurt. | |||||
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04/27/2025 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry frets over leaving his incompetent barber; George gets a job. | |||||
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04/28/2025 12:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| A special one-hour Seinfeld looks back at the first one hundred shows. | |||||
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04/28/2025 12:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| A special one-hour Seinfeld looks back at the first one hundred shows. | |||||
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04/28/2025 1:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine worries that she has lost her ability to attract men. When Richard's very attractive brother, Joe (CHARLES ESTEN - "The Office"), kisses her, she feels revitalized--but she finds out a surprising secret about Joe. | |||||
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04/28/2025 1:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Eager to make a difference in the world, Christine volunteers to collect signatures supporting an issue she doesn't quite understand--as she finds out from a competitive signature-seeker, Audrey (SANDRA BERNHARD). | |||||
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04/28/2025 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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04/28/2025 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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04/28/2025 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| The Mayberry barbershop quartet loses its tenor on the eve of the singing contest so Andy drafts a prisoner with an antisocial philosophy but a beautiful voice. | |||||
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04/28/2025 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy umpires a crucial junior baseball game when one of his decisions loses the game for Mayberry he becomes the town pariah. | |||||
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04/28/2025 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee buys a blonde wig and upsets Andy and the rest of Mayberry | |||||
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04/28/2025 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and the town of Mayberry undergo a trying experience when the hillbilly Darling family comes into a fortune of 300 dollars. | |||||
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04/28/2025 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye falls in love with Kyong Soon, a Korean woman who is caring for her sick mother and orphaned children. But all hope is lost as Kyong takes her possessions and the children to the south after her mother has died. | |||||
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04/28/2025 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| Charles plans a scheme to get rich when he discovers that blue scrip is going to be exchanged for red. Hawkeye and B.J. outsmart him, and he is left holding the worthless scrip. Klinger tries to get into West Point so that he ca | |||||
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04/28/2025 6:00 am |
MASH |
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| Radar notices a number of tattoos on one of the wounded, and convinces himself that with a tattoo he will be irresistible to women. Everyone tries to discourage him, and he admits to having received a tattoo that will wash off. | |||||
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04/28/2025 6:30 am |
MASH |
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| Colonel Potter, deciding that the camp is out of shape, enforces a calisthenics course. When nobody is enjoying it, he makes it fun by splitting the camp into two teams. These teams compete for three day R&R passes. Klinger trie | |||||
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04/28/2025 7:00 am |
Bonanza |
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| Joe is accompanying the Judge to Virginia City, when he finds Lila Conrad, a saloon girl who claims she was forced to kill a man in self defense, hiding in his wagon. Joe then tries to protect her from the vengeful townspeople. | |||||
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04/28/2025 8:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| The feud between ranchers Noah Haimes and Clete Bolden is rekindled by the romance of Haime's only son and Bolden's only daughter. | |||||
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04/28/2025 9:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| When an old friend of Doc Adams is suspected of being a thief. Doc takes it upon himself to bring the man to justice. | |||||
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04/28/2025 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Kitty Russell, seeing Matt wounded again, closes the Long Branch and leaves Dodge City to become a partner with an old friend. | |||||
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04/28/2025 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A mild-mannered bank teller, about to be dismissed, foils a bank robber but impulsively takes some money for himself. | |||||
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04/28/2025 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy refuses to join an exclusive club when Barney's bid for membership is turned down. | |||||
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04/28/2025 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Rather than eat Aunt Bee's indigestible home-made pickles, Andy and Barney secretly substitute store-bought pickles in her preserving jars. | |||||
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04/28/2025 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A trial run as Sheriff of Mayberry convinces Barney that he is not quite ready to take over a similar job in a neighboring town. | |||||
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04/28/2025 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy dissuades a visiting farmer from marrying Barney's girl. | |||||
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04/28/2025 2:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie keeps a secret club oath even in the face of the serious accusation of burning down a barn. | |||||
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04/28/2025 2:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy teaches a wealthy young man the satisfaction of self-reliance. | |||||
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04/28/2025 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray and Debra are horrified when Marie presents them with an abstract sculpture she made in art class which bears a striking resemblance to a part of the female anatomy. | |||||
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04/28/2025 3:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After hurting themselves during a tryst, Ray and Debra lie about their injuries, saying they fell down the stairs. When Frank hears their tale, he runs home for the toolbox to repair the "broken" stairs. | |||||
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04/28/2025 4:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray realizes that Debra and Marie have been in cahoots in a scheme to drive Robert back into Amy's arms, he urges them to mind their own business. Debra and Marie's good intentions backfire badly. | |||||
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04/28/2025 4:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| While the Barones watch their sons play, Ray finds that Geoff is having trouble getting the hang of the game. As Geoff skips down the court and does pirouettes at the free throw line, Ray is mortified. | |||||
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04/28/2025 5:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| It's the first Thanksgiving since Debra's parents have been divorced and Debra is thrilled that both her parents have agreed to have dinner with them. However, she soon learns that Warren is bringing a date. | |||||
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04/28/2025 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Robert meets a beautiful woman who is a big fan of Ray's sports column. But when the woman mistakes Robert for Raymond, Robert doesn't correct her. Robert has to involve Ray in a complicated plot to keep the woman from knowing. | |||||
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04/28/2025 6:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| While enjoying a college football game, Frank catches the ball from a record setting field goal and refuses to give it back to the kicker. He becomes a wanted man, so his family tries to find a way to get the football from him. | |||||
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04/28/2025 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Marie becomes jealous when she receives a letter from a relative detailing how wonderful her life is and how well her kids are doing. She asks Debra for help in writing a Barone family update. | |||||
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04/28/2025 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie wins 4 company seats to Knicks games, & invites her friend & husband to join. Doug hates her husband, so they invite Eddie & his girlfriend, who Carrie ends up hating. They decide to find a new couple to hang out with. | |||||
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04/28/2025 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug agrees to let Deacon borrow Carrie to make Thanksgiving dinner for his family. But when Deacon decides Holly is a better cook things start to get ugly. | |||||
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04/28/2025 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie is trying to get her dad the perfect gift for Christmas. Doug wants to buy a toy that is a collector's item for himself and Deacon wants it too. | |||||
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04/28/2025 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie thinks that Doug should go to therapy to find what is making him overeat. When it starts to work, Carrie starts telling the therapist specific things she wants him to change. | |||||
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04/28/2025 9:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug becomes obsessed with throwing a great Super Bowl party when he finds out most of his friends are going to another party. Carrie doesn't think that Doug thinks about her during the day, & Doug has to prove that he does. | |||||
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04/28/2025 9:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie accidently get the pictures of a couple called the Hofferman's. They see the couple doing things such as scuba diving and mountain climbing, so Carrie decides that she and Doug should start being more active. | |||||
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04/28/2025 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry yearns for a massage from his new girlfriend; Elaine worries about her new boyfriend's name. | |||||
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04/28/2025 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine's Native American friend Winona thinks Jerry is racially insensitive when he presents Elaine with a cigar-store Indian statue as a peace offering after not driving her home from George's place. | |||||
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04/28/2025 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| In the name of love, George goes through the process of converting to the Latvian Orthodox religion. | |||||
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04/28/2025 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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04/29/2025 12:00 am |
Mom |
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| Christy encourages Bonnie to go out with a great new guy, Adam, only to find out that he's not as great as she thought. | |||||
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04/29/2025 12:30 am |
Mom |
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| When Jodi's boyfriend, Travis, who was with her when she overdosed, shows up at an A.A. meeting, Christy struggles to show him the compassion he needs. Also, Bonnie's new boyfriend feels left out because she spends so much time at A.A. | |||||
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04/29/2025 1:00 am |
Mom |
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| Despite being extremely ill, Christy insists on taking her final exams. Also, Bonnie is furious when she suspects that her boyfriend Adam is cheating on her. | |||||
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04/29/2025 1:30 am |
Mom |
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| When Christy learns she made the Dean's List at school, she's disappointed by Bonnie's lackluster response. | |||||
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04/29/2025 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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04/29/2025 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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04/29/2025 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Healthy goober's friends convince him he has a severe case of whiplash so he promptly becomes a helpless invalid | |||||
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04/29/2025 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee and County Clerk Howard, both decide to run for office of town councilman. | |||||
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04/29/2025 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Helen Crump and her teenaged students convince a crotchety old principal that today's youngsters are not different from his own generation's. | |||||
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04/29/2025 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie and his friend find an abandoned baby, and they run into trouble when they innocently try to find it some new parents. | |||||
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04/29/2025 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Colonel Victor Bloodworth predicts that 280 wounded will arrive at the 4077th. Hawkeye is antagonized by Bloodworth and shoves him against a wall. Bloodworth presses for a court martial until he becomes one of the wounded and wa | |||||
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04/29/2025 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| Lost behind enemy lines, Hawkeye and Margaret form a personal truce and seek shelter in a roadside hut. | |||||
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04/29/2025 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| Margaret and Hawkeye seek solace from enemy fire in each other's arms and end up, briefly, as lovers. | |||||
