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04/28/2025 8:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Peter and the guys get caught pretending to be military veterans and are sentenced to join the Coast Guard. | |||||
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04/28/2025 8:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Brian worries about his legacy, so Stewie makes him a robot duplicate as a living biography; Peter starts working at a massage parlor. | |||||
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04/28/2025 9:00 pm |
South Park |
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| When a Mormon kid moves to South Park Stan has to kick his ass, while the rest of the town are fascinated and become Mormons. | |||||
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04/28/2025 9:30 pm |
South Park |
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| After anti-smoking campaign representatives do their song and dance for South Park Elementary, the boys take up the nasty habit. | |||||
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04/28/2025 10:00 pm |
South Park |
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| The boys go to a local restaurant known for great wings and hot girls, and Butters thinks he's found the girl of his dreams. | |||||
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04/28/2025 10:30 pm |
South Park |
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| After buying martial arts weapons at a local flea market, the boys are transformed into anime Japanese Warriors. | |||||
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04/28/2025 11:00 pm |
South Park |
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| When Cartman dresses up like a robot to pick on Butters, he gets in over his head. The army believes he's some new secret weapon, Hollywood is relying on him to develop their next blockbuster. | |||||
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04/28/2025 11:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Cartman must convince a qualifying committee that he's handicapped so as to defeat Jimmy in an upcoming sporting event. | |||||
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04/29/2025 12:00 am |
South Park |
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| When Stan gets challenged to a dance off, it's up to him to put a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete. | |||||
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04/29/2025 12:30 am |
South Park |
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| Humans from the year 4035 are arriving in South Park through a time portal looking for work. When the boys try to earn some extra money, the time immigrants, willing to do the same work for next to nothing, do their jobs. | |||||
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04/29/2025 1:00 am |
Paid Programming |
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04/29/2025 1:30 am |
Paid Programming |
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04/29/2025 2:00 am |
Paid Programming |
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04/29/2025 2:30 am |
Paid Programming |
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04/29/2025 3:00 am |
Futurama |
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| The crew uncovers a covert mission undertaken by the Professor and Dr. Zoidberg many years ago. | |||||
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04/29/2025 3:24 am |
Futurama |
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| When Bender dies, his disembodied software haunts the Planet Express building. | |||||
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04/29/2025 3:48 am |
Futurama |
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| The crew members encounter a bizarre alien with the power to change their sexual characteristics. | |||||
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04/29/2025 4:12 am |
Futurama |
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| Leela becomes a Hollywood big shot after creating a hit children's television series. | |||||
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04/29/2025 4:36 am |
Futurama |
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| Fry nurtures an alien egg that hatches into a horrific monster. | |||||
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04/29/2025 5:00 am |
Futurama |
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| The crew members alter history when they travel back in time to the American Revolution. | |||||
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04/29/2025 5:35 am |
Futurama |
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| Fry's sneezing reintroduces the common cold to the world of the future. | |||||
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04/29/2025 6:10 am |
South Park |
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| All the children of South Park are attracted to "Mr. Jefferson", his son, and their home filled with games, toys and animals. Cartman wants "Mr. Jefferson" to love him, while the local police try to take him down. | |||||
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04/29/2025 6:45 am |
South Park |
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| When PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, the student body is forced to choose a new one. As the election approaches, Kyle and Cartman try to get votes for their candidates. | |||||
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04/29/2025 7:15 am |
South Park |
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| The streets of South Park are like a ghost-town when a giant Wall-Mart lures all the townspeople with its incredible bargains. Cartman becomes a boy possessed by the power of Wall-Mart and its low, low prices. | |||||
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04/29/2025 7:50 am |
South Park |
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| For five long years, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a secret about an illegal incident that happened back in preschool. Now, the kid who took the fall for the group, Trent Boyett, is out for revenge. | |||||
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04/29/2025 8:25 am |
South Park |
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| The boys of South Park produce their own morning news show on the school's closed-circuit television station and are immediately caught up in the intense competition for ratings. | |||||
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04/29/2025 9:00 am |
South Park |
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| The fourth grade girls idolize a rich, famous and spoiled socialite. They even have her brand-new toy set that comes complete with a video camera with a night vision filter. To impress her the girls plan to make their own video. | |||||
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04/29/2025 9:30 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman suffers a severe blow to the head after a nearly fatal fall. The local police force naturally assume Cartman now has psychic powers and they employ him to solve outstanding crimes. | |||||
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04/29/2025 10:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and his ex-girlfriend Elaine discover the true meaning of friendship when Jerry decides to pursue romance with a gorgeous friend of Elaine's. | |||||
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04/29/2025 10:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| When Jerry's apartment is broken into, George persuades him to look at a new one. But the decision to move sets off an unhappy chain of events as Elaine wants to rent Jerry's old place, and George really wants his new one. | |||||
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04/29/2025 11:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry finds that trying to end a friendship with Joel, a guy he's known and disliked for years, is harder than breaking up with a woman. | |||||
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04/29/2025 11:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry invests in the stock market on a hot tip from George. | |||||
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04/29/2025 12:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry's best friend George is obsessed with finding a way to break up with his overbearing girlfriend. However, after dispensing his sage advice on the topic, Jerry finds himself in a similar agonizing position with the same woman. | |||||
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04/29/2025 12:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry feels responsible for his aunt's untimely death. | |||||
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04/29/2025 1:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Peter gets jealous when Lois upstages him at a Red Sox Fantasy Baseball camp; Stewie runs away when Meg babysits him. | |||||
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04/29/2025 1:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Meg takes advantage of Peter's temporary job as principal to get even with her bullies; Brian and Stewie open a B&B that quickly turns into a brothel. | |||||
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04/29/2025 2:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Chris volunteers to take care of his Mexican girlfriend's twin babies, but after learning that she can't come back to the U.S, the Griffins go to Mexico. | |||||
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04/29/2025 2:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Peter's past participation as a sperm donor catches up to him when his children start showing up at his house. | |||||
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04/29/2025 3:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Tired of not winning an Emmy, Peter embarks on his own For Your Consideration campaign for Family Guy by making the show more like Emmy-winning shows - and no category is off limits. | |||||
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04/29/2025 3:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Peter dumps Quagmire, Joe, and Cleveland when he becomes friends with a cool paramedic. | |||||
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04/29/2025 4:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| The Griffins get a nanny for the kids, giving Peter and Lois the opportunity to reconnect. | |||||
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04/29/2025 4:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Chris receives a special one-dollar bill for his birthday that gets passed throughout Quahog. | |||||
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04/29/2025 5:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| The story of Peter's firing from the brewery, as told in the styles of Quentin Tarantino, Wes Anderson, and Michael Bay. | |||||
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04/29/2025 5:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| When Brian posts an offensive tweet that goes viral and the rest of the Griffins are also treated as outcasts, he's forced to move out of the Griffin house. | |||||
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04/29/2025 6:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Vladimir Putin comes to Quahog after Peter writes to him. Meanwhile, strapped-for-cash Brian gets a job at a suicide hotline and pursues a coworker. | |||||
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04/29/2025 6:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Meg's drinking both concerns and delights Peter; Brian suspects Principal Shepherd of a crime. After becoming a hero, Brian comes back with the family. | |||||
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04/29/2025 7:00 pm |
The Daily Show |
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| The Daily Show's intrepid news team dives into the biggest headlines of the day, providing fearless coverage, expert analysis, and no-nonsense commentary. | |||||
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04/29/2025 7:35 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Peter learns an important lesson when he's mistakenly identified as transgender. | |||||
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04/29/2025 8:02 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Quagmire discovers a long-lost daughter and makes a serious effort to embrace parenting. | |||||
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04/29/2025 8:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| The Griffins provide DVD commentary on a recent episode and reveal never-before-told drama between Peter and Lois. | |||||
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04/29/2025 9:00 pm |
South Park |
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| The boys have to help Mr. Garrison get his testicles out of Kyle's knees. | |||||
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04/29/2025 9:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all. | |||||
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04/29/2025 10:00 pm |
South Park |
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| The boys realize they can make 10% of someone else's hard-earned money just by being talent agents. | |||||
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04/29/2025 10:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Cartman's jealous when Kenny gets the last new portable gaming device before the toy store runs out. Will Cartman and Kenny be able to stay best friends forever? | |||||
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04/29/2025 11:00 pm |
South Park |
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| If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer. | |||||
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04/29/2025 11:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead. | |||||
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04/30/2025 12:00 am |
South Park |
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| Jimmy has to get control of his raging hormones in time to perform in the school's talent show. | |||||
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04/30/2025 12:30 am |
South Park |
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| Stan is embarrassed in front of his friends when his dad gets pulled over for drunk driving. | |||||
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04/30/2025 1:00 am |
Paid Programming |
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04/30/2025 1:30 am |
Paid Programming |
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04/30/2025 2:00 am |
Paid Programming |
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04/30/2025 2:30 am |
Paid Programming |
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04/30/2025 3:00 am |
Futurama |
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| Bender evolves into a godlike being after vastly increasing his processing power. | |||||
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04/30/2025 3:24 am |
Futurama |
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| The gang turns into 8-bit, anime and classic black-and-white versions of itself. | |||||
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04/30/2025 3:48 am |
Futurama |
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| Bender fathers a child with the office soda machine. | |||||
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04/30/2025 4:12 am |
Futurama |
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| An ancient prophecy predicts the world will end in the year 3012. | |||||
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04/30/2025 4:36 am |
Futurama |
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| Leela becomes campaign manager for a presidential candidate with a missing birth certificate. | |||||
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04/30/2025 5:00 am |
Futurama |
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| Bender joins the paparazzi and attempts to photograph a famous actor whose face has never been seen. | |||||
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04/30/2025 5:35 am |
Futurama |
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| Leela is horrified when her mother begins dating Zapp Brannigan. | |||||
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04/30/2025 6:10 am |
South Park |
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| The 4th grade girls are having a sleepover. It's imperative that the boys find out what goes on behind those closed doors. Butters is picked to be the boy who must fake his death, become a girl and infiltrate the sleep over. | |||||
