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04/29/2025 8:02 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Quagmire discovers a long-lost daughter and makes a serious effort to embrace parenting. | |||||
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04/29/2025 8:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| The Griffins provide DVD commentary on a recent episode and reveal never-before-told drama between Peter and Lois. | |||||
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04/29/2025 9:00 pm |
South Park |
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| The boys have to help Mr. Garrison get his testicles out of Kyle's knees. | |||||
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04/29/2025 9:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all. | |||||
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04/29/2025 10:00 pm |
South Park |
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| The boys realize they can make 10% of someone else's hard-earned money just by being talent agents. | |||||
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04/29/2025 10:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Cartman's jealous when Kenny gets the last new portable gaming device before the toy store runs out. Will Cartman and Kenny be able to stay best friends forever? | |||||
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04/29/2025 11:00 pm |
South Park |
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| If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer. | |||||
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04/29/2025 11:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead. | |||||
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04/30/2025 12:00 am |
South Park |
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| Jimmy has to get control of his raging hormones in time to perform in the school's talent show. | |||||
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04/30/2025 12:30 am |
South Park |
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| Stan is embarrassed in front of his friends when his dad gets pulled over for drunk driving. | |||||
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04/30/2025 1:00 am |
Paid Programming |
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04/30/2025 1:30 am |
Paid Programming |
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04/30/2025 2:00 am |
Paid Programming |
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04/30/2025 2:30 am |
Paid Programming |
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04/30/2025 3:00 am |
Futurama |
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| Bender evolves into a godlike being after vastly increasing his processing power. | |||||
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04/30/2025 3:24 am |
Futurama |
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| The gang turns into 8-bit, anime and classic black-and-white versions of itself. | |||||
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04/30/2025 3:48 am |
Futurama |
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| Bender fathers a child with the office soda machine. | |||||
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04/30/2025 4:12 am |
Futurama |
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| An ancient prophecy predicts the world will end in the year 3012. | |||||
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04/30/2025 4:36 am |
Futurama |
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| Leela becomes campaign manager for a presidential candidate with a missing birth certificate. | |||||
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04/30/2025 5:00 am |
Futurama |
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| Bender joins the paparazzi and attempts to photograph a famous actor whose face has never been seen. | |||||
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04/30/2025 5:35 am |
Futurama |
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| Leela is horrified when her mother begins dating Zapp Brannigan. | |||||
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04/30/2025 6:10 am |
South Park |
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| The 4th grade girls are having a sleepover. It's imperative that the boys find out what goes on behind those closed doors. Butters is picked to be the boy who must fake his death, become a girl and infiltrate the sleep over. | |||||
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04/30/2025 6:45 am |
South Park |
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| Mrs. Garrison still has feelings for Mr. Slave? But, Mr. Slave has moved on. He plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill. Mrs. Garrison leads the charge against gay marriage. | |||||
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04/30/2025 7:15 am |
South Park |
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| Religious leaders recognize Stan as the second coming and a whole soap opera unfolds with the help of a famous R&B singer. | |||||
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04/30/2025 7:50 am |
South Park |
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| Kyle befriends a whale from the new Denver Sea Park. He convinces all the fourth grade boys to help him get his new friend back home. | |||||
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04/30/2025 8:25 am |
South Park |
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| One of South Park's most beloved characters makes a triumphant return to the show. | |||||
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04/30/2025 9:00 am |
South Park |
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| Stan persuades all the citizens of South Park to buy hybrid cars. | |||||
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04/30/2025 9:30 am |
South Park |
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| Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club. | |||||
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04/30/2025 10:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| While shopping with Elaine, Jerry discovers a suede jacket that is totally irresistible in spite of its hefty price tag. After buying the jacket, Jerry learns an age-old truth: Clothes don't make the man. | |||||
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04/30/2025 10:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| After mustering enough courage to call a girl for a second date, George repeatedly gets her answering machine then blurts out a nasty message. Regretting it later, he talks Jerry into helping get rid of the message before it can be heard. | |||||
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04/30/2025 11:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry has second thoughts after helping Elaine get an apartment in his building. | |||||
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04/30/2025 11:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine talks Jerry into hiring a friend who's working his way through college by cleaning people's homes. When a statue is discovered missing, he suspects the student. But Jerry is unsure how to handle getting it back. | |||||
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04/30/2025 12:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George plots to get revenge on his boss after-being fired; Jerry and Kramer target a laundry owner who they suspect of stealing. | |||||
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04/30/2025 12:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George, ever the hypochondriac, thinks he's having a heart attack and, at Kramer's urging, seeks the advice of a "holistic" healer. | |||||
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04/30/2025 1:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Peter uses Brian as a way to get alcohol, after Mayor West bans alcohol from all people under 50. | |||||
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04/30/2025 1:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Stewie builds a device to enable Brian to help him conquer his terrifying nightmares; Peter turns the attic into a man cave. | |||||
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04/30/2025 2:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Brian and Bonnie run away together after declaring their love for each other; Meg and Chris team up to steal from the residents in a retirement home. | |||||
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04/30/2025 2:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| An old flame returns to Peter's life after Lois finds a dead letter at the post office. Stewie goes to a new preschool and tries to fit in with a rich new friend. | |||||
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04/30/2025 3:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Peter helps Tom Tucker when he's replaced with a young reporter; Brian pretends to be rich to impress a woman. | |||||
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04/30/2025 3:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Meg discovers the cool kids only elected Chris homecoming king just to prank him; Cleveland starts hanging out with Jerome instead of the guys. | |||||
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04/30/2025 4:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| With the Griffins stuck at home during a blackout, Peter tells the story of Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope. | |||||
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04/30/2025 5:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Peter makes good on another power outage at home by retelling Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back. | |||||
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04/30/2025 6:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| The Griffins reprise their intergalactic roles in an outrageous retelling of Return of the Jedi. | |||||
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04/30/2025 7:00 pm |
The Daily Show |
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| Host Desi Lydic talks with Jon Meacham, Pulitzer Prize-winning biographer and presidential historian | |||||
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04/30/2025 7:35 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Lois becomes the target of Connie's antics when she gets a job as the high school's music teacher. | |||||
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04/30/2025 8:02 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Peter builds a tunnel to the Drunken Clam after Lois grounds him for secretly getting a credit card and spending all of the family's money. | |||||
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04/30/2025 8:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| In the future, Stewie is a rich old man enjoying his retirement when Brian brings news about Peter dying. | |||||
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04/30/2025 9:00 pm |
South Park |
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| The boys are trapped in a cave and Cartman finds treasure. | |||||
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04/30/2025 9:30 pm |
South Park |
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| When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from an expert. The "Dog Whisperer" may have what it takes but Eric Cartman's not going down without a fight. | |||||
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04/30/2025 10:00 pm |
South Park |
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| The boys must find a way to stop a mad gamer who is destroying World of Warcraft, their favorite online role playing game. | |||||
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04/30/2025 10:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The world's biggest conspiracy of all time will finally be uncovered when Eric Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the September 11th attacks. | |||||
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04/30/2025 11:00 pm |
South Park |
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| A South Park elementary school teacher is conducting an illicit affair with a student. As the new school hallway monitor, Cartman takes it personally when an infraction is committed in his jurisdiction. | |||||
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04/30/2025 11:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Satan and the residents of Hell rise up on Halloween for the most raging costume party ever. The antics of the most notorious serial killers of all time threaten Satan's fun. | |||||
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05/01/2025 12:00 am |
South Park |
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| Stan Marsh has hit rock bottom. He's got no job, no bicycle and his only way out of a bad situation is to coach the local pee wee hockey team. | |||||
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05/01/2025 12:30 am |
South Park |
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| The "N" bomb hits South Park and Cartman fights a midget. | |||||
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05/01/2025 1:00 am |
Paid Programming |
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05/01/2025 1:30 am |
Paid Programming |
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05/01/2025 2:00 am |
Paid Programming |
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05/01/2025 2:30 am |
Paid Programming |
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05/01/2025 3:00 am |
Futurama |
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| Amy and Leela join the Butterfly Derby and become addicted to the nutritional supplement Nectar. | |||||
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05/01/2025 3:24 am |
Futurama |
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| Fed up with his inferiority to machines, Hermes replaces his body parts with mechanical upgrades. | |||||
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05/01/2025 3:48 am |
Futurama |
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| Fry is the victim of a horrific sausage-making accident. | |||||
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05/01/2025 4:12 am |
Futurama |
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| Bender embarks on a quest for the meaning of life after discovering that robots lack free will. | |||||
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05/01/2025 4:36 am |
Futurama |
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| His parents' return from virtual retirement aboard the Near-Death Star disturbs the Professor. | |||||
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05/01/2025 5:00 am |
Futurama |
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| After saving a robotic fox from hunters, Bender becomes the hunted. | |||||
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05/01/2025 5:30 am |
Futurama |
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| The crew stages a casino heist to recover stolen property from the Robot Mafia. | |||||
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05/01/2025 6:00 am |
South Park |
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| Butters has to go to a special camp where they “pray the gay away”. | |||||
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05/01/2025 6:30 am |
South Park |
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| An infestation of head lice plagues South Park Elementary. When Garrison refuses to name names, Cartman finds a way to detect who has lice so they can make fun of the unfortunate kid. | |||||
