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		05/03/2025 8:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Secretary
	George hires an unattractive secretary.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Secretary Localized description: George hires an unattractive secretary.
		05/03/2025 8:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Race
	Jerry finds an old high school classmate still disputes the outcome of a big race.

		05/03/2025 9:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Switch
	Jerry wants to date a new girlfriend's roommate.

		05/03/2025 9:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Scofflaw
	George learns the truth about a friend's illness; Kramer helps bring in a notorious scofflaw.

		05/03/2025 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	Highlights of 100 - Part 1
	A special one-hour Seinfeld looks back at the first one hundred shows.

		05/03/2025 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	Highlights of 100 - Part 2
	A special one-hour Seinfeld looks back at the first one hundred shows.

		05/03/2025 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Beard
	Elaine sets out to change a gay man's sexual preference.

		05/03/2025 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Kiss Hello
	Jerry rebels at an intimate gesture as Kramer attempts to make their building more friendly.

		05/04/2025 12:00 am	Seinfeld	The Doorman
	Jerry is intimated by Mr. Pitt's doorman.

		05/04/2025 12:30 am	Seinfeld	The Jimmy
	George's new basketball teammate brings him into a new business deal.

		05/04/2025 1:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	House
	When Christine learns that Richard and New Christine bought the house she had always dreamed of, she tries to contain her jealousy and attempts to feel genuinely happy for them.

		05/04/2025 1:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Burning Down The House
	Christine considers taking a walk on the wild side in order to make Barb think she's not a square. DAVE FOLEY ("NewsRadio") returns to guest star as Richard's friend, Tom, with whom Christine once went on a date.

		05/04/2025 2:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Happy Couple, The
	Matthew and Barb pretend to be inseparable after Christine learns they spent the night together and forbids them to see one another.

		05/04/2025 2:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	One And A Half Man
	When Christine's gynecologist (guest star JASON ALEXANDER - "Seinfeld") suggests that her flu-like symptoms may be her experiencing perimenopause, Christine tries to take charge of her hormones.

		05/04/2025 3:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	A Decent Proposal
	Christine proposes marriage to Barb to save her best friend from being deported to the Bahamas. Meanwhile, Richard attempts to propose marriage to New Christine.

		05/04/2025 3:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	How I Hate Your Mother
	Richard asks Christine to return her wedding ring -- previously his mother's -- so he can use it to propose to New Christine.

		05/04/2025 4:00 am	The Golden Girls	Dorothy's Prized Pupil
	While Dorothy and Rose are planning a hospital charity banquet, Blanche falls for the caterer. She quickly learns he's more blue jeans than a black tie, which prompts her to foolishly put a stop to their romance.

		05/04/2025 4:30 am	The Golden Girls	Son-in-Law Dearest
	Dorothy's daughter, Kate, is coming for a visit with a big announcement. Dorothy thinks Kate is pregnant, but when Kate arrives, her announcement is far from exciting. Blanche and Rose stay up watching an "I Love Lucy" marathon.

		05/04/2025 5:00 am	The Golden Girls	To Catch a Neighbor
	Two police detectives stake out the girls' home to investigate the neighbors whom are believed to be dealers in stolen gems.

		05/04/2025 5:30 am	The Golden Girls	A Piece of Cake
	While preparing for a friend's birthday party, the girls recall past birthdays, including Rose's surprise party for Dorothy, a surprise birthday party for Blanche, and Sophia's birthday involving her late husband, Sal.

		05/04/2025 6:00 am	The Golden Girls	Empty Nests
	The girls' friend, Renee, is feeling depressed and lonely with her children grown up and moved out, and her husband's workaholic habits.

		05/04/2025 6:30 am	The Golden Girls	Old Friends
	Sophia befriends an old man on the boardwalk. However, his strange behavior signals that he has Alzheimer's disease. Meanwhile, Blanche accidentally gives away Rose's teddy bear at a garage sale.

		05/04/2025 7:00 am	The Golden Girls	One For the Money
	Sophia's latest get rich quick scheme prompts the girls to recall other various get rich quick schemes they've had over the years, including, catering, a dance marathon and a memory of Sophia's from 1954.

		05/04/2025 7:30 am	The Golden Girls	Bringing Up Baby
	Rose is shocked when her late-uncle's will leaves her his "Baby," and delighted to learn the "baby" is a pig. Dorothy, Blanche, and Sophia are less thrilled until they learn that when Baby dies, Rose gets a large sum of money.

		05/04/2025 8:00 am	The Golden Girls	The Housekeeper
	The girls' search for a housekeeper ends when they hire Marguerite, a woman who appears to have mystical powers. But when they fire her, a string of bizarre events convinces the girls that Marguerite has placed a curse on them.

		05/04/2025 8:30 am	The Golden Girls	Nothing to Fear But Fear Itself
	When Rose must give a eulogy at her aunt's funeral, she has to try to get over her fear of giving speeches. This also brings up Dorothy and Blanche's biggest fears: Dorothy's of flying and Blanche's of a recurring dream.

		05/04/2025 9:00 am	Mike & Molly	'Tis the Season to be Molly
	Mike struggles to be home for Christmas.

		05/04/2025 9:36 am	Mike & Molly	Pie Fight
	Mike celebrates his weight loss with a slice of pie.

		05/04/2025 10:12 am	Mike & Molly	Cocktails and Calamine
	Molly doesn't want Mike at her publisher's party.

		05/04/2025 10:48 am	Mike & Molly	Mudlick or Bust
	MARGO MARTINDALE guest stars as Peggy's estranged sister.

		05/04/2025 11:18 am	Mike & Molly	No Kay Morale
	Peggy's friend Kay (KATHY BATES) returns to visit.

		05/04/2025 11:54 am	Mike & Molly	Mother From Another Mudlick
	Mike meets his Aunt Rosemary (MARGO MARTINDALE).

		05/04/2025 12:30 pm	Mike & Molly	Fight to the Finish
	Molly gets mad at Mike for not listening to her complaints.

		05/04/2025 1:00 pm	Mike & Molly	Near Death Do Us Part
	Carl decides to propose to Victoria after a close call.

		05/04/2025 1:30 pm	Mike & Molly	The Bitter Man And The Sea
	Mike & Molly uninvite Carl to their anniversary cruise.

		05/04/2025 2:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Hello, I am Alan Cousteau
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		05/04/2025 2:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Above Exalted Cyclops
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		05/04/2025 3:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		05/04/2025 3:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		05/04/2025 4:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Baseball Was Better With Steroids
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		05/04/2025 4:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	818-jklpuzo
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		05/04/2025 5:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Whipped Unto the Third Generation
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		05/04/2025 5:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Mmm, Fish. Yum.
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		05/04/2025 6:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		05/04/2025 6:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	For the Sake of the Child
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		05/04/2025 7:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Doodle
	George is upset by a girlfriend's artistic rendering of him; Jerry's flea infested apartment forces his parents into Elaine's luxury hotel suite.

		05/04/2025 7:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Fusilli Jerry
	Elaine's new boyfriend uses one of Jerry's intimate secrets; George's mom gets an eye job.

		05/04/2025 8:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Diplomat's Club
	Jerry's plans to meet a gorgeous model for an airport rendezvous are derailed.

		05/04/2025 8:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Face Painter
	Elaine discovers just how avid a hockey fan her boyfriend is; George tells his girlfriend that he loves her.

		05/04/2025 9:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Understudy
	When singer Bette Midler is accidentally injured in their softball game, Jerry and George are accused of conspiring to get her understudy in a new musical the starring role.

		05/04/2025 9:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Engagement
	George gets engaged, while Elaine takes drastic measures to silence a barking dog.

		05/04/2025 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Postponement
	Elaine is jealous over George's upcoming wedding, but George wants to postpone it.

		05/04/2025 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Maestro
	Jerry refuses an eccentric friend's request, while George commits himself to helping a store security guard.

		05/04/2025 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Wink
	Grapefruit juice in George's eye unleashes a wild chain-reaction of events.

		05/04/2025 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Hot Tub
	Jerry worries when Elaine hosts a marathon runner with a tendency to oversleep, while Kramer's new hot tub gets him in hot water.

		05/05/2025 12:00 am	Seinfeld	The Soup Nazi
	A demanding soup stand chef bans Elaine from eating his wares.

		05/05/2025 12:30 am	Seinfeld	The Secret Code
	George's secret bank code inadvertently becomes a dying woman's last word.

		05/05/2025 1:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	White Like Me
	After Barb is profiled in a business journal, new clientele hits the gym and business really picks up.

		05/05/2025 1:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Snakes On a Date
	Christine agrees to go out with a children's entertainer (JEFFREY TAMBOR - "Arrested Development") specializing in reptile parties in order to get Ritchie into the Reptile Club.

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		05/05/2025 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	The Statute
	Andy and aunt Bee learn their ancestor was the state's biggest swindler, just before the town of Mayberry unveils his statue as a hero.

		05/05/2025 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Helen, The Authoress
	Helen writes a children's book that is accepted for publication and Andy faces the disquieting prospect of being the fiancee of a celebrity.

		05/05/2025 4:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Goodbye, Dolly
	Andy and Opie face the difficult problem of helping an old milk-wagon horse find contentment in retirement

		05/05/2025 4:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Opie's Piano Lesson
	Opie insists on studying piano until he finds out that football practice and piano practice are incompatible.

		05/05/2025 5:00 am	MASH	Major Topper
	With the possibility of contaminated morphine, the doctors at the 4077th administer placebos to the patients, which seems to work. Meanwhile, a new soldier, "Boots" Miller, is released on a Section Eight.

		05/05/2025 5:30 am	MASH	Commander Pierce
	Hawkeye undergoes a drastic change when he becomes temporary commander of the 4077th, and learns about the tedious bureaucracy and accompanying headaches that Colonel Potter deals with daily.

		05/05/2025 6:00 am	MASH	Peace on Us
	Hawkeye becomes so disgusted with the stalled Panmunjon peace talks that he impulsively takes matters into his own hands, and goes to the meetings to lend a hand.

		05/05/2025 6:30 am	MASH	Lil
	Colonel Potter meets a female soldier of the same age and interests as himself, named Lil. The others in the camp think that he might be cheating on Mildred, even though his friendship with Lil is completely platonic. Meanwhile

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