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05/08/2025 8:15 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug is forced to go to a work function with Carrie. One of Carrie's coworkers starts talking to him, and he decides to fake a heart attack because he can't remember her name. Carrie's boss sends Doug to get his health tested. | |||||
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05/08/2025 8:50 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug's parents come to visit, and Doug gets them tickets to see their favorite play. Doug's dad is busy getting ready for a model train expo, so Arthur starts spending time with Doug's mom and soon starts to like her. | |||||
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05/08/2025 9:25 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie gets hit on by a midget while she and Doug are out shopping for a Christmas tree and Doug chases him away. When Doug realizes his wallet is gone, he thinks the midget stole it. He decides to hunt him down with Arthur. | |||||
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05/08/2025 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As George gets his boss hooked on calzones, Kramer develops an addiction to freshly dried clothes; Jerry dates a woman of unusually persuasive beauty and Elaine falls for a man's clever dating tactics. | |||||
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05/08/2025 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As George's job is jeopardized by his boss' failing memory, Kramer and Newman hatch a moneymaking scheme; Elaine's boss sends her to buy JFK's golf clubs, and Jerry's car is kidnapped by an over-protective mechanic. | |||||
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05/08/2025 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As George's job is jeopardized by his boss' failing memory, Kramer and Newman hatch a moneymaking scheme; Elaine's boss sends her to buy JFK's golf clubs, and Jerry's car is kidnapped by an over-protective mechanic. | |||||
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05/08/2025 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and Elaine take advantage of a friend's shaky marriage; Kramer's tight jeans causes problems. | |||||
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05/09/2025 12:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine thinks Patrick (TIM DeKAY) is the perfect boyfriend. But after Christine wins at tennis against him, he has a surprisingly odd reaction to her competitiveness and shows a shockingly bizarre side of himself. | |||||
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05/09/2025 12:40 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine dreads going home to see her mother (guest star BRENDA BLETHYN - "Secrets & Lies," "Saving Grace") at Thanksgiving, but she discovers a secret they have in common. | |||||
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05/09/2025 1:20 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine and Barb may lose their gym franchise when a representative from their parent company (guest star MEGAN MULLALLY) informs them that a contractual clause has been broken. | |||||
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05/09/2025 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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05/09/2025 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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05/09/2025 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie joins a rock-and-roll group and starts getting failing grades in school. | |||||
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05/09/2025 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A visiting professor is attracted to Aunt Bee because she resembles his deceased wife. | |||||
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05/09/2025 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy opens a coin laundry to save money for Opie's college education. | |||||
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05/09/2025 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Howard proposes to Millie at the bakery where she works. | |||||
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05/09/2025 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Heavy casualties are arriving, creating severe problems for the M*A*S*H unit because they are nearly out of Pentothal. Mulcahy takes up a collection from everyone - including a case of wine from Charles' private supply - and he | |||||
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05/09/2025 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| Father Mulcahy takes being passed over for promotion philosophically until he hears of the rapid advancement made by a heroic helicopter pilot. Then his uncharacteristically bold actions stun Colonel Potter and the entire compan | |||||
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05/09/2025 6:00 am |
MASH |
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| Father Mulcahy writes a pre-Christmas letter to his sister, who is a nun. He recounts his frustrations at not being more effective at the 4077th. | |||||
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05/09/2025 6:30 am |
MASH |
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| B.J. almost becomes the surrogate father to a Korean family. Finding them a substitute for his own absent family, B.J. spends so much time with them that his medical efficiency begins to suffer, and Hawkeye worries about his hea | |||||
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05/09/2025 7:00 am |
Bonanza |
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| Hoss goes to Red Rock Arizona & is arrested for bank robbery. He escapes and finds refuge with a hermit, who soon discovers there's a reward on Hoss' head and must decide whether or not to turn Hoss in. | |||||
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05/09/2025 8:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Marshal Dillon confronts the outlaw whose pursuit he had delayed to help a small boy find his mother. | |||||
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05/09/2025 9:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A new doctor faces the suspicion and mistrust of many of the townspeople when he fills in for the absent Doc Adams. | |||||
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05/09/2025 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| The mother of two infamous outlaw sons, against great odds, tries to steer her youngest boy into an honest life. | |||||
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05/09/2025 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Seeking refuge from a storm, Festus Haggen stumbles into a cave where an old Indian is dying. | |||||
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05/09/2025 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney decides that it's time to push Andy into matrimony, but Barney's marriage bureau collapses at a frantic dinner party. | |||||
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05/09/2025 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A pack of hunting dogs overruns the Mayberry Courthouse just as Andy is trying to impress a visiting state official. | |||||
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05/09/2025 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Howard Morris guest stars as Ernest T. Bass as the Darling clan returns to Maybery with its own kind of mountain trouble. | |||||
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05/09/2025 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney becomes super-efficient in executing his duties as deputy sheriff after two thieves are jailed in Mayberry until their accomplices are captured. | |||||
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05/09/2025 2:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie accidentally kills a bird with a slingshot and becomes foster-mother to her three young birds. | |||||
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05/09/2025 2:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy, Barney and Gomer are a trio of laughs as they tread the boards of a "haunted house." | |||||
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05/09/2025 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray craftily turns what looks to be misfortune, after Debra and Marie fight, into a night of passion by helping Debra channel her emotions into what he terms, "angry sex." | |||||
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05/09/2025 3:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Following a PTA meeting, Debra comments on Ray's sloppy attire, and Ray tells Debra that he overheard one of the mothers say that she looked "trampy." Amy does not help when she admires Debra for wearing "young" clothes." | |||||
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05/09/2025 4:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra and Ray are astonished when Ally comes home with an "F" in math on her report card. Ray and Debra set up a meeting with Ally's math teacher, Mr. Putnam, to see what she could do to improve. | |||||
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05/09/2025 4:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra, Amy and Marie convince Ray and Frank to accompany Robert to see his therapist, Dr. Greenberg. Moments after arriving at Dr. Greenberg's office, Ray and Frank coerce Robert to ditch therapy and go to the racetrack instead. | |||||
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05/09/2025 5:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra invites her divorced parents to Thanksgiving dinner. Marie agrees to let Lois stay with her while Warren sleeps in Ray and Debra's bed. Ray is traumatized when he walks in on Lois and Warren having sex in his room. | |||||
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05/09/2025 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Wondering why Marie is being extra nice to Robert and Amy, Ray discovers her plan: she wants grandchildren. Robert shares his disbelief with Amy that they are being “played” by Marie. | |||||
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05/09/2025 6:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Amy's parents are concerned that Peter is lonely. Ray unwillingly goes to Peter's to give him some dating advice and encouragement. When that fails, Ray and Debra throw a cocktail party to introduce Peter to eligible women. | |||||
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05/09/2025 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray rummages through a drawer so he can show Andy and Gianni personalized letter from Muhammed Ali. Debra confesses to Marie that she lied to Ray and accidentally threw the letter out. Marie surprisingly covers for Debra. | |||||
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05/09/2025 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug & Carrie get in a fight with Deacon & Kelly and try to find a new couple to be friends with. They can't find anyone and are stuck hanging out with a couple that they hate to avoid the Palmers. | |||||
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05/09/2025 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug finds a new cologne that he likes, and everyone begins complimenting him on how good he smells, but Carrie hates the new scent. Doug keeps wearing it in secret, and when Carrie finds out, she starts doing things he hates. | |||||
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05/09/2025 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Carrie makes some extra money, she decides to hire a maid. The maid really annoys Doug because she constantly moves things and only speaks Spanish. He fires her and hires Spence's mom who ends up being terrible at the job. | |||||
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05/09/2025 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug wants to take classes to learn to become a bartender, which has always been his dream. He soon realizes that being a bartender is not as fun as he thought it would be. | |||||
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05/09/2025 9:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug decides to buy a home gym because he feels that Carrie might be putting on some weight. Lou agrees to be their personal trainer, but when Doug has a hard time, he tries to bargain his way out of working out. | |||||
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05/09/2025 9:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Doug and Carrie were dating, Carrie was afraid Doug was not serious about her. Doug told her the most romantic thing she had ever heard and she was in love with him ever since. She finds out the line was from a dumb movie. | |||||
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05/09/2025 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As George continues to have cold feet about his wedding, Jerry meets the woman of his dreams. | |||||
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05/09/2025 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As George tries to put Susan behind him, Elaine is given control of J. Peterman's business. | |||||
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05/09/2025 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As George frets about being suspected of killing his fiancee, Kramer falls for Jerry's new girlfriend | |||||
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05/09/2025 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine meets three friends who are the exact opposite of Jerry, George and Kramer; George uses Susan's death to attract women. | |||||
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05/10/2025 12:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| When Christine and Barb can't get a loan to keep their gym franchise, they decide to transform their building into a day spa. | |||||
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05/10/2025 12:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine realizes that one of the fathers at Ritchie's Parents Orientation was the seventh grade classmate who ruined her reputation, and she decides to take revenge. | |||||
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05/10/2025 1:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| New Christine loses all her inhibitions at a spontaneous bachelorette party Christine and Barb throw for her in Las Vegas. CHARLES ESTEN ("ER," "The Office") guest stars as Joe. | |||||
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05/10/2025 1:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine searches for the independent woman inside herself after Barb and Matthew move out. Recurring guest star MICHAELA WATKINS ("SNL") appears as Matthew's girlfriend, Lucy. | |||||
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05/10/2025 2:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| After their father dies, Roseanne and Jackie cope with their loss in very different ways. | |||||
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05/10/2025 2:36 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne's rich and snooty cousin, Ronnie, makes an unannounced visit to Lanford. She reignites a long-simmering feud with Roseanne when she advises Darlene to leave home to pursue her dreams. | |||||
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05/10/2025 3:12 am |
Roseanne |
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| In her neighbors' motor home, Roseanne spearheads a trip to Hollywood where they all attend a taping of The Jackie Thomas Show. Meanwhile, Dan is determined to convince Roseanne to have another child. | |||||
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05/10/2025 3:48 am |
Roseanne |
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| Darlene wants her boyfriend, David, to move in with the Conners. Roseanne is against the idea until she sees what David's home life is like. Now she has to convince Dan to let him stay. | |||||
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05/10/2025 4:24 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne plans to set off some sparks by surprising Dan with a sexy boudoir photograph to mark their 20th wedding anniversary. But Dan's surprise gift to Roseanne results in major marital fireworks. | |||||
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05/10/2025 5:00 am |
Roseanne |
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| Roseanne's mom makes a new friend, Jake, at the retirement home. Now, Roseanne's playing Cupid and Jackie's planning their wedding. With special guest Red Buttons. | |||||
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05/10/2025 5:36 am |
Roseanne |
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| Darlene and David's youthful romance takes a complicated turn when she surprises him by renting a hotel room after their senior prom. Meanwhile, Roseanne and Dan decide to invest in a friend's business scheme. | |||||
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05/10/2025 6:12 am |
Roseanne |
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| The old house Roseanne and Dan fixed up to sell languishes on the market after Roger abruptly skips town. | |||||
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