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		05/12/2025 8:00 pm	Family Guy	Cootie & The Blowhard
	Stewie takes drastic measures when he thinks he is diagnosed with terminal "cooties." Meanwhile, Peter becomes infatuated with Bonnie's cooking.
Localized series title: Family Guy Localized episode title: Cootie & The Blowhard Localized description: Stewie takes drastic measures when he thinks he is diagnosed with terminal "cooties." Meanwhile, Peter becomes infatuated with Bonnie's cooking.
		05/12/2025 8:30 pm	Family Guy	Peterschmidt Manor
	Lois and her father attend the funeral of Lois' childhood nanny. Meanwhile, Peter and the rest of the family turn Pewterschmidt mansion into a hotel.

		05/12/2025 9:00 pm	South Park	Back to the Cold War
	A lot is riding on Butter's ability to crush the competition in the all-important dressage championship.

		05/12/2025 9:30 pm	South Park	Help, My Teenager Hates Me!
	The boys find out that the joys of playing Airsoft come with the challenges of dealing with teenagers.

		05/12/2025 10:00 pm	South Park	Credigree Weed St. Patrick's Day Special
	Butters is shocked to learn that people in South Park don't understand what St. Patrick's Day is really about.

		05/12/2025 10:30 pm	South Park	Cupid Ye
	Cartman is jealous of the friendship that's developed between Kyle and Tolkien and decides to do something about it.

		05/12/2025 11:00 pm	South Park	The Worldwide Privacy Tour
	The prince of Canada and his wife try to find privacy and seclusion in a small mountain town.

		05/12/2025 11:30 pm	South Park	Japanese Toilet
	South Park learns about the wonders of Japanese toilets.

		05/13/2025 12:00 am	South Park	Deep Learning
	Stan is reeling when a cheating scandal hits the school.

		05/13/2025 12:30 am	South Park	DikinBaus Hot Dogs
	The South Park boys renovate and open an historic restaurant in Colorado.

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		05/13/2025 3:00 am	Futurama	Amazon Women in the Mood
	The crew gets stranded on a planet of Amazonian women.

		05/13/2025 3:24 am	Futurama	Bendless Love
	Bender falls in love a with a fembot, but gets jealous when he thinks she might still love her ex.

		05/13/2025 3:48 am	Futurama	The Day the Earth Stood Stupid
	Knowledge-sucking alien brains come to Earth, and only Fry's superior inferior brain can save the day.

		05/13/2025 4:12 am	Futurama	That's Lobstertainment
	Dr. Zoidberg heads to Hollywood to help his washed-up uncle revive his film career.

		05/13/2025 4:36 am	Futurama	The Birdbot of Ice Catraz
	Leela fights to save the penguins of Pluto after an oil spill.

		05/13/2025 5:00 am	Futurama	The Luck of the Fryish
	Fry travels to Old New York to retrieve his lucky clover.

		05/13/2025 5:35 am	Futurama	The Cyber House Rules
	A trip to the orphanarium leads Leela to get cosmetic surgery and Bender to adopt 12 orphans.

		05/13/2025 6:10 am	South Park	Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut
	Cartman searches for the identity of his father.

		05/13/2025 6:45 am	South Park	Cartman's Mom Is Still A Dirty Slut
	Cartman finds out the identity of his father.

		05/13/2025 7:15 am	South Park	Chickenlover
	A crime wave hits South Park, chickens are violated, and Barbrady resigns.

		05/13/2025 7:50 am	South Park	Ike's Wee Wee
	The boys find out what it means to be circumcised and they try to save Ike from that fate.

		05/13/2025 8:25 am	South Park	Conjoined Fetus Lady
	Join Stan, Kyle, Eric, and Kenny down in South Park for a dose of crude language and dark, surreal humor!

		05/13/2025 9:00 am	South Park	The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka
	Join Stan, Kyle, Eric, and Kenny down in South Park for a dose of crude language and dark, surreal humor!

		05/13/2025 9:30 am	South Park	City on the Edge of Forever
	It's up to Ms. Crabtree to save the entire busload of South Park Elementary School kids after a crash.

		05/13/2025 10:00 am	Seinfeld	The Pilot - Part I
	Jerry and George finally have their pilot produced by the network.

		05/13/2025 10:30 am	Seinfeld	The Pilot - Part II
	Jerry and George finally have their pilot produced by the network.

		05/13/2025 11:00 am	Seinfeld	The Mango
	Jerry learns an uncomfortable secret about his romance with Elaine.

		05/13/2025 11:30 am	Seinfeld	The Glasses
	George's stolen glasses set off a bizarre chain of events.

		05/13/2025 12:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Puffy Shirt
	Jerry is coerced into wearing a ridiculous "puffy" shirt designed by Kramer's girlfriend when he appears on the NBC News' "Today" with Bryant Gumbel.

		05/13/2025 12:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Sniffing Accountant
	Worried about their investments, Jerry, Kramer and Newman search for clues to determine if their accountant's unexplained sniffle could be related to something he may have snorted.

		05/13/2025 1:00 pm	Family Guy	Oscars Guy
	"Family Guy" retells three Oscar-winning stories: "Silence of the Lambs," "American Beauty" and "Forrest Gump,". Guest starring Mario Lopez.

		05/13/2025 1:30 pm	Family Guy	Bend or Blockbuster
	Resolved to enjoy a family movie night, the Griffins take a road trip to Bend, Oregon, to rent a VHS from the last Blockbuster in existence. Guest starring Mario Lopez.

		05/13/2025 2:00 pm	Family Guy	A Wife-Changing Experience
	Joe accidentally sees Lois naked, leading to a reinvigoration of his sex life with Bonnie. Meanwhile, Stewie is gifted an electric SUV and quickly embodies the "Range Rover" lifestyle.

		05/13/2025 2:30 pm	Family Guy	The Munchurian Candidate
	Lois hypnotizes Peter into satisfying her sexual proclivities. Meanwhile, Stewie renovates his treehouse in an attempt to win over Brian and Chris.

		05/13/2025 3:00 pm	Family Guy	Unzipped Code
	Cleveland is fired as a mailman after an ignominious mishap, but flourishes in his new job at the brewery.

		05/13/2025 3:30 pm	Family Guy	Happy Holo-ween
	Peter makes a hologram of himself in order to get out of menial household duties.

		05/13/2025 4:00 pm	Family Guy	The Stewaway
	During a game of "hide and seek," Stewie takes refuge in Quagmire's suitcase, only to wind up in Paris. Meanwhile, Peter and Lois take a getaway to Vermont, where Lois is intent on breaking Bonnie's Instagram "like" record.

		05/13/2025 4:30 pm	Family Guy	Get Stewie
	Stewie finds himself in public disgrace after a popstar unleashes her fan base on him for a benign comment. Meanwhile, Peter gets lap band surgery and enjoys the merriment of excess skin.

		05/13/2025 5:00 pm	Family Guy	Carny Knowledge
	Peter and Chris finish last in a "Generation Gap" game at a carnival, forcing them to try to reconnect. Meanwhile, Brian starts to date a carny, whom he can't break up with even after witnessing some of her crude habits.

		05/13/2025 5:30 pm	Family Guy	The Candidate
	Stewie and Doug compete for the honor of class "snack captain".

		05/13/2025 6:00 pm	Family Guy	Love Story Guy
	The guys recount their first true love stories, leading to parodies of Castaway, Dirty Dancing, and various Meg Ryan rom-coms.

		05/13/2025 6:30 pm	Family Guy	Old West
	The guys try to help Mayor Wild West reconnect with his estranged father, Old West.

		05/13/2025 7:00 pm	The Daily Show	May 13, 2025
	The Daily Show's intrepid news team dives into the biggest headlines of the day, providing fearless coverage, expert analysis, and no-nonsense commentary.

		05/13/2025 7:35 pm	Family Guy	The Lois Quagmire
	At odds with Peter, Lois takes Quagmire to her high school reunion. Meanwhile, the rest of the family must cover up the death of a pizza delivery man.

		05/13/2025 8:02 pm	Family Guy	Lawyer Guy
	Peter hires the town's new lawyer, Brick Baker, to represent him in litigation against his new neighbor.. who turns out to be Brick. Meanwhile, Brian and Stewie become lobstermen and save Rupert from the perils of the deep.

		05/13/2025 8:30 pm	Family Guy	HBO-No
	The Griffins tell their own versions of three HBO shows: "Game of Thrones," "Succession" and "Big Little Lies."

		05/13/2025 9:00 pm	South Park	Summer Sucks
	A ban on fireworks threatens the 4th of July festivities until the mayor comes up with a plan to put South Park on the map.

		05/13/2025 9:30 pm	South Park	Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls
	A film festival comes to South Park, and the town and Mr. Hankey are over-run by Hollywood types and the expanding population.

		05/13/2025 10:00 pm	South Park	Chickenpox
	The kids parents have only their best interests at heart when they arrange for the kids to be exposed to the Chickenpox virus. The boys see things differently.

		05/13/2025 10:30 pm	South Park	Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
	The boys are strangely drawn to the new planetarium, and Cartman tries to win the lead in the Broadway production of Les Miserables.

		05/13/2025 11:00 pm	South Park	Clubhouses
	The boys build rival clubhouses and Stan is psyched to have Wendy visit for a game of Truth or Dare.

		05/13/2025 11:30 pm	South Park	Cow Days
	It's rodeo time in South Park and Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny compete in the Bull riding event.

		05/14/2025 12:00 am	South Park	Chef Aid
	Chef runs into some financial trouble and organizes a benefit concert with some of his very talented friends.

		05/14/2025 12:30 am	South Park	Spring Break
	Spring Break is an excuse for Garrison to jump back into his former depraved lifestyle.

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		05/14/2025 3:00 am	Futurama	Insane in the Mainframe
	Fry thinks he's a robot after being brainwashed at an insane robot asylum.

		05/14/2025 3:24 am	Futurama	Bendin in the Wind
	A paralyzed Bender joins rock star Beck on the concert road.

		05/14/2025 3:48 am	Futurama	Time Keeps on Slipping
	The crew is responsible for a rift in the time / space continuum.

		05/14/2025 4:12 am	Futurama	I Dated a Robot
	Fry falls in love with a Lucy Liu robot.

		05/14/2025 4:36 am	Futurama	Roswell That Ends Well
	Fry must make sure his grandfather survives in Roswell, NM, or he himself will cease to exist.

		05/14/2025 5:00 am	Futurama	A Tale of Two Santas
	Bender takes over as Santa Claus to bring back Xmas spirit.

		05/14/2025 5:35 am	Futurama	Anthology of Interest 2
	The What-If machine projects a human Bender, the world as a video game and Leela in her real home.

		05/14/2025 6:10 am	South Park	Spooky Fish
	Cartman becomes a really nice guy and Stan is suspicious of his new pet fish.

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Available schedules: 05/06/2021 - 11/25/2026 •Time zone: Eastern Daylight Time (EDT) UTC -4 • Country: United States •Language: English

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