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05/12/2025 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Deacon has a new friend that he is spending time with. Doug gets jealous, but when he finds out that he is black, he decides Deacon must be fulfiling his "black needs." | |||||
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05/12/2025 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug wins tickets to a Final Four game in St. Louis and Carrie wants Doug to take Arthur. Doug doesn't want to, but Carrie says he'll never have to do anything with Arthur again if he does this. Doug jumps at this idea. | |||||
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05/12/2025 9:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| While eating lunch with Deacon, Doug manages to annoy a waitress so much that she says she wants to fight him when he finishes eating. Meanwhile, Carrie goes shopping and convinces Holly to come so she can use her van. | |||||
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05/12/2025 9:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie is out buying an Ipod and the cashier forgets to ring it up. Carrie goes to talk to her pastor about what to do. Doug meets a family and discovers the wife's dad is moving in soon. He tells them what a bad idea that is. | |||||
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05/12/2025 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As Kramer puts a discarded talk show set in his apartment, Jerry schemes to play with a girlfriend's vintage toys; while Elaine deals with a scheming employee. | |||||
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05/12/2025 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| While Jerry dates a dermatologist to help George deceive a new employer, Kramer is obsessed with a new meat slicer. | |||||
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05/12/2025 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine takes Jerry and George to India to upset a rival's wedding; Kramer is the object of an evil birthday wish. | |||||
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05/12/2025 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| While George demands an apology, Jerry is troubled by a girlfriend's frequent nudity. | |||||
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05/13/2025 12:00 am |
Mom |
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| Bonnie encourages Christy to pursue Marjorie's charming nephew, Nick, despite the fact that he's been declared off limits. | |||||
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05/13/2025 12:30 am |
Mom |
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| Christy, Bonnie, Jill and Wendy get high after accidentally eating cookies filled with marijuana. | |||||
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05/13/2025 1:00 am |
Mom |
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| When Bonnie connects with a handsome, sober stranger, Christy worries that she's jeopardizing her relationship with Adam. | |||||
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05/13/2025 1:30 am |
Mom |
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| When a heartbroken Bonnie drives everyone crazy, Christy begs Adam to take her back. | |||||
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05/13/2025 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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05/13/2025 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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05/13/2025 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| The head of a local TV station enlists Aunt Bee to do a nightly cooking show, having heard about her cooking. Although she may not exude great professionalism, she has that extra "naturalness" that they're looking for. But her m | |||||
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05/13/2025 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Emmett is needled into becoming an insurance salesman by his wife and her brother, a successful broker. | |||||
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05/13/2025 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie breaks a bottle of expensive perfume on his new job as a drug store clerk. | |||||
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05/13/2025 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A $500 bequest to the Mayberry church almost provokes a schism over how to spend it. | |||||
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05/13/2025 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| The 4077th evacuation to a nearby cave to, avoid U.S. artillery fire on a Chinese target, poses problems for Hawkeye, who has a claustrophobia problem that Colonel Potter is unaware of. On the other hand, Margaret hates loud noi | |||||
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05/13/2025 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| The sinister Colonel Flagg pops up at the 4077th again, playing his usual spy games, convinced that Hawkeye is a communist sympathizer, after he saves the life of a North Korean soldier. Also, an American soldier is less than im | |||||
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05/13/2025 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| On a sub-note, Klinger plays the part of a voodoo practioner to try and get out of the army. | |||||
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05/13/2025 6:45 am |
Bonanza |
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| Ben must travel to pay his respects after he learns of the death of his nephew Will. But when he visits grave he finds his nephew barely alive with a bullet wound. What Ben doesn't know is why Will wants to appear to be dead. | |||||
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05/13/2025 7:50 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Matt Dillon, bushwhacked, will either die or become paralyzed unless a bullet is removed from an area near his spine. | |||||
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05/13/2025 8:55 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Festus and Newly overpower outlaws transferring stolen gold from a train to wagon and head off with the wagon and the gold. | |||||
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05/13/2025 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Doc Adams faces a critical decision as to whether he should personally operate on the gravely wounded Marshal Dillon. | |||||
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05/13/2025 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Seven homeless children en route from a Kansas orphanage to California find a Christmas they have never known. | |||||
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05/13/2025 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney, evicted from his rooming house for illegal cooking, sets about making the Mayberry sheriff's office back room "just like home." | |||||
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05/13/2025 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney plays cupid for Gomer when Barney's girl refuses to go to a dance unless her cousin also has a date. | |||||
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05/13/2025 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney tickets Gomer for a U-turn and is then detained in a citizen's arrest by Gomer for the same thing. | |||||
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05/13/2025 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie and his chums take their roles as Robin Hood and his merry men seriously as they befriend a hobo at the expense at the pantries of Mayberry. | |||||
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05/13/2025 2:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney organizes a rescue party when Andy and Helen are trapped in a cave by a landslide. | |||||
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05/13/2025 2:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie learns a lesson in friendship when he befriends a newcomer to Mayberry. | |||||
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05/13/2025 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray's in-laws come for a visit, he begs his parents to be nice to them. Ray admits to his parents that he doesn't always see eye to eye with Debra's folks, but fakes it, and he'd like them to do the same. | |||||
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05/13/2025 3:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray gets tired of being treated like a kid at his father's poker game, so he ignores his father's advice and ends up losing all his money. Debra wants Ray to act like a mature adult and ask Frank for his money back. | |||||
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05/13/2025 4:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Although Marie has always cooked the traditional turkey for Thanksgiving, Debra decides it's her turn to prepare the holiday meal. Not wanting to compete with Marie's turkey, she chooses to serve fish. | |||||
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05/13/2025 4:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray's “free” time goes to coaching his basketball team in preparation for the Pizza League championships, he is reminded by Debra that their kids are growing up fast and he's missing precious time with them. | |||||
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05/13/2025 5:20 pm |
The Ball |
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| Ray Barone and his wife Debra live across the street from Ray's parents, Marie and Frank, and his older brother, Robert - who all have strong opinions about how things should go in the Barone household. | |||||
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05/13/2025 5:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| With Debra and the kids sick, Ray tries to juggle the responsibilities of home and work and ends up with chaos and an aborted meeting with ex-Pittsburgh Steeler quarterback Terry Bradshaw. | |||||
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05/13/2025 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Robert is reluctant to go on a date because he's insecure about his appearance. When Debra tells him he's attractive, Ray starts feeling insecure. So, Ray decides to get a head to toe make-over to impres Debra. | |||||
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05/13/2025 7:05 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie gets skybox tickets for a baseball game and brings Doug and his friends to watch while she talks to a potential client. Doug offends the client so Carrie sends him away and makes Spence pretend to be her husband. | |||||
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05/13/2025 7:40 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug goes to listen to a presentation about a timeshare so that he can get a free plasma TV. Carrie is worried that the salesmen will convince him to buy something. Spence & Danny pretend to be a gay couple to get a free TV too. | |||||
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05/13/2025 8:15 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When a neighbor dies, Doug and Carrie decide it would be a good idea to buy the house so that they can sell it for a profit. | |||||
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05/13/2025 8:50 pm |
King of Queens |
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| While at the gym, Doug sees a pole dancing class and wants to convince Carrie to take it. She reluctantly agrees, but then she loves it. She decides to show Doug on a pole they installed, but Doug finds out she is horrible. | |||||
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05/13/2025 9:25 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie get into a fight and a program on Carrie's computer records the entire thing. When they see the things they said to each other they decide to talk to a marriage counselor. | |||||
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05/13/2025 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine accidentally gives out a fake phone number on the back of a free sandwich coupon; George's father revives a holiday he invented to replace Christmas. | |||||
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05/13/2025 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine's boyfriend promises Jerry a good deal on a new car. | |||||
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05/13/2025 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine accidentally tosses out a friend's fur coat; Jerry and George disagree over the need for a wallet. | |||||
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05/13/2025 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry's harsh critique of an actress launches her career; an enigmatic cartoon inspires Elaine. | |||||
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05/14/2025 12:00 am |
Mom |
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| When Bonnie discovers that Adam is still close with his ex-wife, Danielle, Christy worries the emotional fallout could jeopardize Bonnie's sobriety. | |||||
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05/14/2025 12:30 am |
Mom |
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| When Christy and Adam get into a car accident, Bonnie is hurt to discover she is neither of their emergency contacts. | |||||
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05/14/2025 1:00 am |
Mom |
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| Christy helps Jill adjust to being a new foster mother; and Bonnie has trouble convincing her tenants that she's a good building manager. | |||||
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05/14/2025 1:30 am |
Mom |
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| Following the death of Bonnie's mother, Christy and Bonnie learn that she kept a very big secret. | |||||
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05/14/2025 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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05/14/2025 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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05/14/2025 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney Fife is on the spot when he gets Andy to let him use the Taylor home for an East-West summit meeting. | |||||
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05/14/2025 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Goober tries to impress an old mechanics' school friend by treating him to a lavish dinner and claiming to own a chain of gas stations. | |||||
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05/14/2025 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee does well with her flying lessons until the instructor tells her she's ready to solo -- then she becomes terrified. | |||||
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05/14/2025 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy learns that his girlfriend, Helen was once arrested for carrying a gun, gambling and keeping company with a hoodlum. | |||||
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05/14/2025 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| A typical day in the life of Rosie's bar, complete with AWOL problem drinkers, a bound and gagged Winchester, and a gambling scheme. | |||||
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05/14/2025 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| The impossible happens for the snobbish Charles when he shares an emotional experience with Klinger, who discovers a U.S. nurse, Debbie, finds him and his bizarre attire attractive, while Charles succumbs to the exotic charms of | |||||
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05/14/2025 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| Talk of a post-war reunion gives BJ an idea- planning a present-day stateside gathering of 4077th families. He continues to obsess with the idea even under the duress of bug-out instigated by a Chinese breakthrough. Also, Klinge | |||||
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Available schedules: 06/25/2022 - 06/13/2026
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Country: United States
•Language: English
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