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05/14/2025 8:02 pm |
Family Guy |
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| After Brian sustains an injury, Lois gets hooked on his painkillers. Meanwhile, Cleveland refurbishes Peter's ping pong table, which becomes the hot spot in the neighborhood. | |||||
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05/14/2025 8:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| When Lois' piano student, Alana, comes to work for the Griffins, Lois is initially glad for the help, until she realizes Alana's intentions are more sinister than she thought. | |||||
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05/14/2025 9:00 pm |
South Park |
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| The entire town of South Park turns out for the annual reenactment of a Civil War Battle. | |||||
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05/14/2025 9:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The boys go to Arkansas for the "4 Million-Child Blow 2000!", the first world-wide recorder concert. | |||||
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05/14/2025 10:00 pm |
South Park |
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| The girls of South Park Elementary challenge the boys to a sledding race & Cartman gets sentenced to Juvenile Hall for 13 years. | |||||
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05/14/2025 10:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The boys start stealing teeth from less fortunate children and selling them to the Tooth Fairy at a premium. | |||||
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05/14/2025 11:00 pm |
South Park |
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| A family of quintuplets takes up residence in South Park and a media circus surrounds their every move. | |||||
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05/14/2025 11:30 pm |
South Park |
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| Timmy is excused from class when he is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder. | |||||
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05/15/2025 12:00 am |
South Park |
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| South Park Classics presents a rendition of the beloved novel "Great Expectations" starring Pip, as the antihero who takes on the bitter Ms. Haversham and robotic monkeys in his attempt to win Estella's heart. | |||||
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05/15/2025 12:30 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman goes online to find older friends when he decides that Stan, Kenny and Kyle are too immature to be his friends. | |||||
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05/15/2025 1:00 am |
Paid Programming |
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05/15/2025 1:30 am |
Paid Programming |
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05/15/2025 2:00 am |
Paid Programming |
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05/15/2025 2:30 am |
Paid Programming |
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05/15/2025 3:00 am |
Futurama |
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| Bender and the Planet Express Ship fall in love. | |||||
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05/15/2025 3:24 am |
Futurama |
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| Leela learns the truth about her parents and her identity. | |||||
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05/15/2025 3:48 am |
Futurama |
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| Kif does everything possible to win Amy's parents' approval. | |||||
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05/15/2025 4:12 am |
Futurama |
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| Bender becomes a tyrannical leader of a planet that resembles ancient Egypt. | |||||
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05/15/2025 4:36 am |
Futurama |
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| Bender gets lost in space and becomes a god to a race of tiny aliens. | |||||
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05/15/2025 5:00 am |
Futurama |
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| A 1980s businessman takes over Planet Express and threatens to sell it to a larger corporation. | |||||
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05/15/2025 5:30 am |
Futurama |
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| Leela becomes the first -- and worst -- female blernsball player. | |||||
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05/15/2025 6:00 am |
South Park |
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| Kyle is on his deathbed with a rare kidney disease, and Cartman is the only person able to save his life. | |||||
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05/15/2025 6:30 am |
South Park |
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| Chef's passionate protest against the South Park Flag enflames the entire town including the children. | |||||
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05/15/2025 7:00 am |
South Park |
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| The boys form their own boy band, and everyone in town is lining up to audition for a spot as the 5th band member. | |||||
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05/15/2025 7:30 am |
South Park |
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| Priest Maxi's threats of eternal damnation have the boys racing to make their first Confession and Holy Communion. | |||||
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05/15/2025 8:00 am |
South Park |
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| Satan is torn between two lovers as he tries to choose between his new boyfriend and his ex, Saddam Hussein. | |||||
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05/15/2025 8:30 am |
South Park |
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| Fearing their new 4th grade teacher, the kids use Timmy's wheelchair to travel back in time to a happier, easier school year. | |||||
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05/15/2025 9:00 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman holds the key to saving the world from an omnipotent super being that springs to life in the school yard. | |||||
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05/15/2025 9:30 am |
South Park |
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| The 4th grade Thanksgiving play is in trouble and Stan, Kyle and Kenny are going to great lengths to make their production a hit. | |||||
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05/15/2025 10:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and Elaine agree to be godparents to a couple's newborn boy, but they're apprehensive about the duties they must perform at the baby's first religious ceremony. | |||||
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05/15/2025 10:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| George tries to capitalize on Jerry's date with a deaf woman. | |||||
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05/15/2025 11:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and Elaine question Kramer's claim about a non-fat yogurt. | |||||
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05/15/2025 11:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry frets over leaving his incompetent barber; George gets a job. | |||||
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05/15/2025 12:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry yearns for a massage from his new girlfriend; Elaine worries about her new boyfriend's name. | |||||
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05/15/2025 12:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine's Native American friend Winona thinks Jerry is racially insensitive when he presents Elaine with a cigar-store Indian statue as a peace offering after not driving her home from George's place. | |||||
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05/15/2025 1:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Michael is outraged when Jim allows Phyllis to be Santa at the office Christmas party, and Oscar develops a secret crush. | |||||
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05/15/2025 1:30 pm |
The Office |
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| When a banker visits Dunder Mifflin to check for any problems at the branch, Toby remembers standout moments in the office's past. | |||||
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05/15/2025 2:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Michael struggles to accept new company policies after Sabre takes over Dunder Mifflin, and Pam and Jim try to get Cece a spot at an in-demand daycare. | |||||
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05/15/2025 2:30 pm |
The Office |
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| Sabre CEO Jo Bennett visits Scranton and informs Michael and Jim that one of them must step down as branch manager, and Andy's ambitious Valentine's Day plan backfires. | |||||
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05/15/2025 3:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Pam's contractions begin, but she and Jim are determined to delay the delivery to get the most out of their insurance. | |||||
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05/15/2025 3:30 pm |
The Office |
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| Pam gives birth to a daughter, and back at the office, Kevin develops a crush on Erin. | |||||
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05/15/2025 4:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Dwight makes trouble on Jim's first day back from paternity leave, and Andy and Erin have a strange first date. | |||||
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05/15/2025 4:30 pm |
The Office |
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| When the sales staff lets Sabre's new ʺsales is kingʺ policy get to their heads, Michael hides their new leads. | |||||
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05/15/2025 5:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Michael gets kicked out of a bar after trying to impress a woman, Andy and Erin want to keep their relationship secret, and Dwight rethinks his prenatal contract with Angela. | |||||
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05/15/2025 5:30 pm |
The Office |
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| Michael takes Erin out to lunch for Secretary's Day and lets slip about Andy and Angela's relationship, and Oscar makes a video comparing Kevin's voice to Cookie Monster's. | |||||
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05/15/2025 6:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Pam and Jim work on their first sales pitch together, but Michael keeps interrupting to flirt with their client, and Dwight wants Kelly to join a minority training program. | |||||
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05/15/2025 6:30 pm |
The Office |
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| Michael suspects that Donna is cheating on him, and Andy is frustrated that no one takes his customer's complaint seriously. | |||||
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05/15/2025 7:00 pm |
The Daily Show |
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| Host Jordan Klepper interviews Rep. Jake Auchincloss D-MA and Method Man, actor & musician promoting the film "Bad Shabbos" | |||||
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05/15/2025 7:35 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Peter and Chris take a road trip to Canada to prove the existence of Chris' girlfriend. Meanwhile, Lois and Meg compete for the attention of a handsome handyman. | |||||
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05/15/2025 8:02 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Peter attends a business conference in Atlantic City with Preston. Meanwhile, Stewie helps Chris prepare for his role in Adam West High's rendition of "Romeo and Juliet". | |||||
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05/15/2025 8:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| "Family Guy" retells three Oscar-winning stories: "Silence of the Lambs," "American Beauty" and "Forrest Gump,". Guest starring Mario Lopez. | |||||
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05/15/2025 9:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Cartman's family and friends intervene and send him to Fat Camp. Meanwhile, Kenny's unique talents get him his own TV show. | |||||
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05/15/2025 9:30 pm |
South Park |
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| When Kyle's parents forbid him to see his favorite rock band in concert, Kyle accuses them of an unspeakable indiscretion. | |||||
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05/15/2025 10:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Cartman seeks vengeance on an eighth grader after buying the kid's pubes fails to impress the other boys. Radiohead guest stars. | |||||
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05/15/2025 10:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The word "sh*t" is broadcast on television for the first time, triggering a chain of events that threaten the world as we know it. | |||||
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05/15/2025 11:00 pm |
South Park |
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| The boys' new troop leader is Big Gay Al, and Timmy is excited until Jimmy, the new "handicapped" kid, steals his spotlight. | |||||
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05/15/2025 11:30 pm |
South Park |
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| When the boys discover their idols, Terrance & Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo. | |||||
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05/16/2025 12:00 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman inherits one million dollars. | |||||
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05/16/2025 12:30 am |
South Park |
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| The boys take Sex Ed and learn the mysteries of the body from none other than Mr. Mackey. | |||||
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05/16/2025 1:00 am |
Paid Programming |
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05/16/2025 1:30 am |
Paid Programming |
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05/16/2025 2:00 am |
Paid Programming |
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05/16/2025 2:30 am |
Paid Programming |
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05/16/2025 3:00 am |
Futurama |
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| Bender challenges a famous chef to a cooking contest. | |||||
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05/16/2025 3:30 am |
Futurama |
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| The Planet Express crew is pitted against the cast of "Star Trek" in a battle to the death. | |||||
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05/16/2025 4:00 am |
Futurama |
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| Earth's robots are sentenced to death when they are identified as the cause of global warming. | |||||
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05/16/2025 4:30 am |
Futurama |
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| Fry finds his fossilized dog in a museum exhibit and attempts to bring it back to life with cloning. | |||||
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05/16/2025 5:00 am |
Futurama |
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| Cubert and Dwight's new delivery company drives Planet Express out of business. | |||||
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05/16/2025 5:30 am |
Futurama |
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| Zoidberg is sentenced to death for eating Earth's flag on Freedom Day. | |||||
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05/16/2025 6:00 am |
South Park |
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| There's a new character in South Park & the boys take up his cause against conniving corporate leaders & the evil U.S. Government. | |||||
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05/16/2025 6:30 am |
South Park |
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| When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate. | |||||
