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		05/17/2025 8:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Stock Tip
	Jerry invests in the stock market on a hot tip from George.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Stock Tip Localized description: Jerry invests in the stock market on a hot tip from George.
		05/17/2025 8:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Ex-Girlfriend
	Jerry's best friend George is obsessed with finding a way to break up with his overbearing girlfriend. However, after dispensing his sage advice on the topic, Jerry finds himself in a similar agonizing position with the same woman.

		05/17/2025 9:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Pony Remark
	Jerry feels responsible for his aunt's untimely death.

		05/17/2025 9:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Jacket
	While shopping with Elaine, Jerry discovers a suede jacket that is totally irresistible in spite of its hefty price tag. After buying the jacket, Jerry learns an age-old truth: Clothes don't make the man.

		05/17/2025 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Phone Message
	After mustering enough courage to call a girl for a second date, George repeatedly gets her answering machine then blurts out a nasty message. Regretting it later, he talks Jerry into helping get rid of the message before it can be heard.

		05/17/2025 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Apartment
	Jerry has second thoughts after helping Elaine get an apartment in his building.

		05/17/2025 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Statue
	Elaine talks Jerry into hiring a friend who's working his way through college by cleaning people's homes. When a statue is discovered missing, he suspects the student. But Jerry is unsure how to handle getting it back.

		05/17/2025 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Revenge
	George plots to get revenge on his boss after-being fired; Jerry and Kramer target a laundry owner who they suspect of stealing.

		05/18/2025 12:00 am	Seinfeld	The Heart Attack
	George, ever the hypochondriac, thinks he's having a heart attack and, at Kramer's urging, seeks the advice of a "holistic" healer.

		05/18/2025 12:30 am	Seinfeld	The Deal
	Jerry and Elaine devise a new set of rules for their relationship.

		05/18/2025 1:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Truth or Dare
	Christine finds herself falling in love with Max (recurring guest star ERIC McCORMACK) until her ex-boyfriend, Mr. Harris (recurring guest star BLAIR UNDERWOOD), comes back into her life. Will she have to choose?

		05/18/2025 1:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	A Family Unfair
	Christine feels left out as Richard and New Christine plan for their baby and decides she wants one too. TIM MEADOWS ("SNL") appears as Dr. Volk, New Christine's OB/GYN.

		05/18/2025 2:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Sweet Charity
	Christine comes into some money and must decide whether to splurge on a designer dress or help starving children. ED BEGLEY JR. guest stars as Pastor Ed.

		05/18/2025 2:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Subway, Somehow
	Christine urges Ritchie's school principal (NANCY LENEHAN - "My Name Is Earl") to let the class take the subway on a field trip in order to learn real-world skills.

		05/18/2025 3:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Up in the Airport
	When Christine realizes Ritchie's never been on a real family vacation like his classmates, she plans a trip to Florida. But things don't turn out quite as she intended and the trip goes horribly awry.

		05/18/2025 3:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Revenge Makeover
	Old Christine takes a cranky, very pregnant New Christine to a fancy salon to prepare her for the impromptu wedding that Richard is secretly planning. SCOTT BAKULA guest stars.

		05/18/2025 4:00 am	The Golden Girls	Strange Bedfellows
	The girls try to help in a campaign to get Gil Kessler elected as local official. To his advantage, his chances of winning are boosted when reporters snap photos of Blanche entering his home one evening while his wife was away.

		05/18/2025 4:30 am	The Golden Girls	Brotherly Love
	Blanche makes a move at Ted, Stan's brother, the minute she learns he's a neurosurgeon. She is furious when she discovers the only woman Ted is apparently interested in is Dorothy. Meanwhile, Rose is suffering from insomnia.

		05/18/2025 5:00 am	The Golden Girls	A Visit From Little Sven
	Rose's cousin, Sven, arrives in Miami for a visit just prior to his arranged marriage. When Blanche plays a trick on her latest beau, involving Sven, the naive groom falls for her. Sophia tries to renew her driver's license.

		05/18/2025 5:30 am	The Golden Girls	The Audit
	Dorothy is stunned to learn that Stan's tax problems are her tax problems since Stan is being audited for a number of years when they were still married. Blanche and Rose take a Spanish class, each for different reasons.

		05/18/2025 6:00 am	The Golden Girls	Three on a Couch
	Constant bickering causes the girls to seek help from a therapist. This prompts the girls to reminisce about times they didn't get along. The therapist's conclusion: they should not live with one another.

		05/18/2025 6:30 am	The Golden Girls	Charlie's Buddy
	A wartime buddy of Rose's late husband arrives in Miami to see Rose. However, he has more in mind than just a friendly visit. Meanwhile, Dorothy and Blanche haggle over the same dress to wear to a social event.

		05/18/2025 7:00 am	The Golden Girls	The Artist
	Dorothy, Blanche, and Rose each secretly pose nude for a sculptor who will unveil the statue at an art show opening. Meanwhile, Sophia brushes up on practical jokes to get back at a prankster at the Senior Citizens Center.

		05/18/2025 7:30 am	The Golden Girls	Dorothy's New Friend
	Dorothy befriends a novelist, Barbara Thorndyke, and she quickly infringes on Dorothy's relationship with Blanche and Rose, who think Barbara is nothing but a stuck up snob.

		05/18/2025 8:00 am	The Golden Girls	Grab That Dough
	Sophia gets tickets for "Grab That Dough," so the girls travel to California to compete on the game show.

		05/18/2025 8:30 am	The Golden Girls	My Brother, My Father
	Sophia's brother Angelo, a priest, comes to visit and doesn't know Dorothy and Stan are divorced. To spare his feelings, Sophia has Dorothy and Stan pretend to be married. Rose and Blanche prepare to star in The Sound of Music.

		05/18/2025 9:00 am	Mike & Molly	First Valentine's Day
	Mike meets Molly's ex-boyfriend.

		05/18/2025 9:36 am	Mike & Molly	Happy Halloween
	Molly persuades Mike to attend her boss's Halloween party.

		05/18/2025 10:12 am	Mike & Molly	Mike Cheats
	Mike cheats on his diet...and hides it from Molly.

		05/18/2025 10:48 am	Mike & Molly	Valentine Piggyback
	Mike crashes Carl's Valentine's Day plans.

		05/18/2025 11:18 am	Mike & Molly	Thanksgiving Is Cancelled
	Molly gets a break when Mike is sick for Thanksgiving.

		05/18/2025 11:54 am	Mike & Molly	Mike Takes a Test
	Molly encourages Mike to become a detective.

		05/18/2025 12:30 pm	Mike & Molly	Karaoke Christmas
	Mike worries over Molly's Christmas spending habits.

		05/18/2025 1:00 pm	Mike & Molly	St. Patrick's Day
	Carl & Samuel throw a St. Patrick's party to meet women.

		05/18/2025 1:30 pm	Mike & Molly	Careful What You Dig For
	SUSAN SARANDON guest stars as Molly's literary idol.

		05/18/2025 2:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	I Found Your Moustache
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		05/18/2025 2:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Ixnay on the Oggie Day
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		05/18/2025 3:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Keith Moon is Vomiting in His Grave
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		05/18/2025 3:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	I Called Him Magoo
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		05/18/2025 4:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Gumby with a Pokey
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		05/18/2025 4:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	This is Not Gonna End Well
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		05/18/2025 5:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		05/18/2025 5:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		05/18/2025 6:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	A Pudding-Filled Cactus
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		05/18/2025 6:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		05/18/2025 7:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Baby Shower
	Kramer talks Jerry into getting cable-television service from an illegal source, and the crooked cable installer shows up on the same day Jerry has given use of his apartment to Elaine for a friend's baby shower.

		05/18/2025 7:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Chinese Restaurant
	Jerry, George and Elaine have a harrowing experience trying to get a table without reservations at a crowded Chinese restaurant.

		05/18/2025 8:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Busboy
	George feels guilty for inadvertently getting a busboy fired from his job and then tries to make it up to him. Meanwhile, Elaine spends the week with an old boyfriend who is visiting her from out of town.

		05/18/2025 8:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Note
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		05/18/2025 9:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Truth
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		05/18/2025 9:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Pen
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		05/18/2025 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Dog
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		05/18/2025 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Library
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		05/18/2025 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Parking Garage
	Jerry and his friends get lost in a parking garage.

		05/18/2025 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Cafe
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		05/19/2025 12:00 am	Seinfeld	The Tape
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		05/19/2025 12:30 am	Seinfeld	The Nose Job
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		05/19/2025 1:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	I Love What You Do for Me
	When Christine discovers that her five-year car lease is up, she evaluates her life during that time and realizes that not much has changed. She vows to make some big changes. Max (recurring guest ERIC McCORMACK) offers to help.

		05/19/2025 1:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Scream
	Christine mistakes a hot cop for a stripper and New Christine goes into labor. TIM MEADOWS guest stars as Dr. Volk, New Christine's OB/GYN.

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		05/19/2025 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	The Bazaar
	Andy's eager-beaver deputy jails Aunt Bee and her friends for gambling at their charity bazaar.

		05/19/2025 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Aunt Bee The Swinger
	Aunt Bee and her new boyfriend aren't as young as they used to be -- or as they at first think they are.

		05/19/2025 4:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Warning From Warren
	Andy's deputy upsets his weekend when he insists his extrasensory powers predict a picnic will prove disastrous.

		05/19/2025 4:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Off to Hollywood
	The Taylor family leaves for a Hollywood vacation.

		05/19/2025 5:00 am	MASH	Private Finance
	A South Korean Woman misinterprets Klinger's motives when he tries to aid her daughter financially. Meanwhile, Hawkeye wrestles with his conscience over a promise made to a dying soldier, Eddie Hastings.

		05/19/2025 5:30 am	MASH	Mr. and Mrs Who ?
	Charles returns to the 4077th after a trip to Tokyo with an uncharacteristic hangover and the uneasy feeling of a romantic entanglement. Meanwhile, the hospital struggles to find a cure for an outbreak of deadly hemorrhagic feve

		05/19/2025 6:00 am	MASH	The Yalu Brick Road
	Hawkeye and BJ lose their way while rushing urgently needed antibiotics to the 4077th, which is wracked with low-mileage Thanksgiving turkey-induced salmonella. Wandering back to MAS*H, the pair are found by a peculiar North K

		05/19/2025 6:30 am	MASH	Lifetime
	Hawkeye and BJ race against the clock to save a soldier from paralysis. BJ harvesting an aorta from a dead soldier doesn't sit well with the soldier's friend.

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