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05/18/2025 8:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| When Peter hurts himself and a family of squirrels in a chainsaw accident, Chris and Stewie nurse one of the squirrels back to health; a chiropractor realigns Peter's spine and restores him to his true height. | |||||
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05/18/2025 8:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| When Joe asks Peter to be the godfather to his daughter, Peter commits to his mistaken interpretation of the role so much that he becomes a real gangster. | |||||
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05/18/2025 9:00 pm |
South Park |
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| The real Jenny From the Block is enraged when one of Cartman's body parts becomes too famous for its own good. | |||||
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05/18/2025 9:30 pm |
South Park |
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| After starting their own South Park detective agency, the boys are officially named junior deputies by the police department. | |||||
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05/18/2025 10:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Forced off their land by the owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino, the boys rally South Park to fight the rich and powerful Indians. | |||||
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05/18/2025 10:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The boys are hot to be gay once the metrosexual craze hits South Park, and Mr. Garrison accuses the Queer Eye guys of selling out. | |||||
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05/18/2025 11:00 pm |
South Park |
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| Cartman hits the top of the charts with his own Christian rock band, and the boys get arrested for downloading music on the Internet. | |||||
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05/18/2025 11:30 pm |
South Park |
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| After South Park's senior citizens mow down a few farmers' markets, the boys decide to take action against the older generation. | |||||
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05/19/2025 12:00 am |
South Park |
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| When Kyle chooses to invite Butters over Cartman on a birthday trip, Cartman arranges to have Butters go conveniently "missing." | |||||
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05/19/2025 12:30 am |
South Park |
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| When a Mormon kid moves to South Park Stan has to kick his ass, while the rest of the town are fascinated and become Mormons. | |||||
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05/19/2025 1:00 am |
Paid Programming |
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05/19/2025 1:30 am |
Paid Programming |
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05/19/2025 2:00 am |
Paid Programming |
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05/19/2025 2:30 am |
Paid Programming |
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05/19/2025 3:00 am |
Futurama |
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| Amy's romance with Kif takes an unexpected twist when he becomes pregnant. | |||||
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05/19/2025 3:24 am |
Futurama |
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| Fry and Leela form a superhero team after a miracle cream gives them super powers. | |||||
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05/19/2025 3:48 am |
Futurama |
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| The Planet Express crew revert into teenagers after falling into aging tar. | |||||
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05/19/2025 4:12 am |
Futurama |
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| Nibbler recruits Fry on a mission to save Earth from evil, all-knowing brains. | |||||
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05/19/2025 4:36 am |
Futurama |
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| A killer bee sting traps Leela in a strange loop of guilt-ridden dreams. | |||||
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05/19/2025 5:00 am |
Futurama |
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| The crew ventures into a parallel universe accidentally created by the Professor. | |||||
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05/19/2025 5:30 am |
Futurama |
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| A $300 tax rebate from the government prompts everyone to live out their aspirations. | |||||
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05/19/2025 6:00 am |
South Park |
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| After anti-smoking campaign representatives do their song and dance for South Park Elementary, the boys take up the nasty habit. | |||||
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05/19/2025 6:30 am |
South Park |
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| The boys go to a local restaurant known for great wings and hot girls, and Butters thinks he's found the girl of his dreams. | |||||
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05/19/2025 7:00 am |
South Park |
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| After buying martial arts weapons at a local flea market, the boys are transformed into anime Japanese Warriors. | |||||
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05/19/2025 7:30 am |
South Park |
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| When Cartman dresses up like a robot to pick on Butters, he gets in over his head. The army believes he's some new secret weapon, Hollywood is relying on him to develop their next blockbuster. | |||||
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05/19/2025 8:00 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman must convince a qualifying committee that he's handicapped so as to defeat Jimmy in an upcoming sporting event. | |||||
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05/19/2025 8:30 am |
South Park |
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| When Stan gets challenged to a dance off, it's up to him to put a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete. | |||||
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05/19/2025 9:00 am |
South Park |
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| All the children of South Park are attracted to "Mr. Jefferson", his son, and their home filled with games, toys and animals. Cartman wants "Mr. Jefferson" to love him, while the local police try to take him down. | |||||
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05/19/2025 9:30 am |
South Park |
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| When PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, the student body is forced to choose a new one. As the election approaches, Kyle and Cartman try to get votes for their candidates. | |||||
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05/19/2025 10:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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05/19/2025 10:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Kramer's moneymaking scheme to sell vintage raincoats designed by Jerry's dad backfires when Morty has to depend on his Fl | |||||
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05/19/2025 11:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Kramer's moneymaking scheme to sell vintage raincoats designed by Jerry's dad backfires when Morty has to depend on his Fl | |||||
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05/19/2025 11:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| George panics during a fire at his girlfriend's son's birthday party and bolts for an escape route, while Kramer's girlfriend has a heckling laugh that threatens to ruin Jerry's act at a comedy club. | |||||
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05/19/2025 12:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and his friends take an ill-fated trip to the beach. | |||||
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05/19/2025 12:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George does the opposite and turns his life around. | |||||
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05/19/2025 1:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Andy decides to motivate and inspire everyone by taking them on a field trip to Gettysburg. | |||||
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05/19/2025 1:30 pm |
The Office |
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| Andy is forced to play both sides when Robert California gives mixed signals about his wife working at Dunder Mifflin, and Dwight entices Darryl to join his gym. | |||||
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05/19/2025 2:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Andy tries to give everyone the best Christmas ever by granting each of their holiday wishes, and Robert California drowns his sorrows at the office party. | |||||
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05/19/2025 2:30 pm |
The Office |
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| The Dunder Mifflin staff crashes Oscar's pub trivia contest in hopes of earning enough money to close a sales gap, and Gabe humors Dwight's pitch for a management job. | |||||
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05/19/2025 3:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Robert California hosts one last hurrah at his mansion, where Andy misplaces a ring, Erin attempts to make an old flame jealous, and Jim just wants to leave early. | |||||
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05/19/2025 3:30 pm |
The Office |
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| Jim returns from jury duty, only to have to deal with Dwight's pesky questions about the case, and Angela and her senator husband welcome their baby. | |||||
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05/19/2025 4:00 pm |
The Office |
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| As Pam returns from maternity leave, Dwight scores a special assignment at Sabre's Florida headquarters, and he and Andy must decide which Scranton staffers will join him. | |||||
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05/19/2025 4:30 pm |
The Office |
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| Dwight heads to Florida to win over a special-projects bigwig at Sabre, and back in Scranton, Andy avoids his managerial duty to take on the role of receptionist. | |||||
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05/19/2025 5:00 pm |
The Office |
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| While Dwight and Todd Packer compete for a VP position in Tallahassee, Andy makes everyone in the office stay late to cover for those who went to Florida. | |||||
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05/19/2025 5:30 pm |
The Office |
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| Dwight prepares a theatrical presentation to impress Nellie at the Sabre opening in Tallahassee, and Andy shows up to work with an embarrassing injury. | |||||
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05/19/2025 6:00 pm |
The Office |
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| Jim tries to save Dwight from being fired from his new vice president position with Sabre, and Andy learns that Erin is taking a job in Florida. | |||||
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05/19/2025 6:30 pm |
The Office |
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| When Andy drives to Florida to try and convince Erin to move back to Scranton, a newly transferred Nellie attempts to usurp his role as manager. | |||||
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05/19/2025 7:00 pm |
The Daily Show |
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| Host Jon Stewart dives into the biggest headlines of the day, providing fearless coverage, expert analysis, and no-nonsense commentary. | |||||
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05/19/2025 8:00 pm |
The Daily Show |
The Daily Show Presents: Jordan Klepper Fingers the Pulse: MAGA: The Next Generation |
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| Jordan explores the world of young MAGA--a surprising pocket of young voters who emerged in support of Donald Trump during last year's election. | |||||
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05/19/2025 9:00 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Lois hypnotizes Peter into satisfying her sexual proclivities. Meanwhile, Stewie renovates his treehouse in an attempt to win over Brian and Chris. | |||||
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05/19/2025 9:30 pm |
Family Guy |
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| Cleveland is fired as a mailman after an ignominious mishap, but flourishes in his new job at the brewery. | |||||
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05/19/2025 10:00 pm |
South Park |
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| When Stan gets challenged to a dance off, it's up to him to put a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete. | |||||
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05/19/2025 10:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The streets of South Park are like a ghost-town when a giant Wall-Mart lures all the townspeople with its incredible bargains. Cartman becomes a boy possessed by the power of Wall-Mart and its low, low prices. | |||||
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05/19/2025 11:00 pm |
South Park |
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| For five long years, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a secret about an illegal incident that happened back in preschool. Now, the kid who took the fall for the group, Trent Boyett, is out for revenge. | |||||
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05/19/2025 11:30 pm |
South Park |
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| The boys of South Park produce their own morning news show on the school's closed-circuit television station and are immediately caught up in the intense competition for ratings. | |||||
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05/20/2025 12:00 am |
South Park |
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| The fourth grade girls idolize a rich, famous and spoiled socialite. They even have her brand-new toy set that comes complete with a video camera with a night vision filter. To impress her the girls plan to make their own video. | |||||
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05/20/2025 12:30 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman suffers a severe blow to the head after a nearly fatal fall. The local police force naturally assume Cartman now has psychic powers and they employ him to solve outstanding crimes. | |||||
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05/20/2025 1:00 am |
Paid Programming |
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05/20/2025 1:30 am |
Paid Programming |
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05/20/2025 2:00 am |
Paid Programming |
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05/20/2025 2:30 am |
Paid Programming |
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05/20/2025 3:00 am |
Futurama |
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| Fry goes in search of his nose after poachers sell it on the black market as an aphrodisiac. | |||||
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05/20/2025 3:24 am |
Futurama |
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| Bender becomes an Olympic fembot and wins the love of a famous robot. | |||||
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05/20/2025 3:48 am |
Futurama |
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| Bender needs an upgrade when a new robot makes him feel obsolete. | |||||
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05/20/2025 4:12 am |
Futurama |
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| Bender becomes the new star of a soap opera, and a bad role model for children everywhere. | |||||
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05/20/2025 4:36 am |
Futurama |
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| Fry makes a deal with the Robot Devil in order to master the holophone and show his love for Leela. | |||||
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05/20/2025 5:00 am |
Futurama |
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| After a devastating crash, the Professor attempts to resuscitate the crew with his birth machine. | |||||
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05/20/2025 5:35 am |
Futurama |
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| Leela and Zapp Brannigan find themselves stranded on an Eden-like planet. | |||||
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05/20/2025 6:10 am |
South Park |
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| Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all. | |||||
