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05/25/2025 8:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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05/25/2025 8:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and George finally have their pilot produced by the network. | |||||
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05/25/2025 9:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and George finally have their pilot produced by the network. | |||||
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05/25/2025 9:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry learns an uncomfortable secret about his romance with Elaine. | |||||
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05/25/2025 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George's stolen glasses set off a bizarre chain of events. | |||||
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05/25/2025 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry is coerced into wearing a ridiculous "puffy" shirt designed by Kramer's girlfriend when he appears on the NBC News' "Today" with Bryant Gumbel. | |||||
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05/25/2025 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Worried about their investments, Jerry, Kramer and Newman search for clues to determine if their accountant's unexplained sniffle could be related to something he may have snorted. | |||||
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05/25/2025 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and Elaine agree to be godparents to a couple's newborn boy, but they're apprehensive about the duties they must perform at the baby's first religious ceremony. | |||||
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05/26/2025 12:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| George tries to capitalize on Jerry's date with a deaf woman. | |||||
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05/26/2025 12:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and Elaine question Kramer's claim about a non-fat yogurt. | |||||
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05/26/2025 1:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine is surprised when Ritchie expresses a newfound interest in religion after returning from a church festival with Richard and New Christine. | |||||
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05/26/2025 1:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| After announcing that she and her husband are getting a divorce, Barb (recurring guest star WANDA SYKES) moves in with Christine. | |||||
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05/26/2025 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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05/26/2025 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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05/26/2025 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy has a problem with a band of gypsies come to town armed with old-world hocus-pocus and modern science | |||||
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05/26/2025 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Goober falls in love with the new waitress in town but as far as she's concerned, it is Andy who is the Blue Plate Special | |||||
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05/26/2025 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee agrees to week of baby sitting for her niece and finds the adorable infant adores everyone but her. | |||||
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05/26/2025 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and Helen run into trouble when they promote a romance between the county clerk and the county nurse. | |||||
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05/26/2025 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye writes home, describing Christmas in Korea. | |||||
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05/26/2025 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| Frank throws his back out whilst spending the evening with Margaret, and ends up in traction. He promptly applies for the Purple Heart, having been 'technically' wounded at a frontline unit. Tommy Gillis, an old friend of Hawkey | |||||
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05/26/2025 6:00 am |
MASH |
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| Once again, Hawkeye writes home to his father, telling him of the latest gossip: the camp gets a new surgeon, who turns out to be a fake; Hawkeye bets he can walk into the mess tent naked for lunch, and no one will notice; Radar | |||||
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05/26/2025 6:30 am |
MASH |
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| An inept North Korean pilot, known as "5 O'Clock Charlie", makes his daily attempt to bomb the ammo dump. Frank puts in a request for an anti-aircraft gun, which is granted when Charlie hits General Clayton's jeep. Frank takes c | |||||
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05/26/2025 7:00 am |
MASH |
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| Once more Hawkeye writes home to his father: the doctors operate on a soldier with a grenade shot into his body; Hawkeye and Trapper colour the skin of a racist patient, who demanded the right colour blood, while he is asleep; H | |||||
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05/26/2025 7:30 am |
MASH |
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| Sidney Freedman comes to the camp, and joins in the poker game at The Swamp. Radar hits a local with a jeep, although the local is famous for jumping in front of vehicles for the compensation. Hawkeye and Trapper operate on an i | |||||
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05/26/2025 8:00 am |
MASH |
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| The MASH 4077 is visted by General Steele. He wishes to move the camp 5 miles down the road. Hawkeye and Henry are charged with mutiny. And Hawkeye is also charged with impersonating a reporter. | |||||
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05/26/2025 8:30 am |
MASH |
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| Sick and tired of having liver and fish for an 11-day stretch, Hawkeye, driven near to insanity, starts a riot in the mess tent. He and Trapper then orders spare ribs and sauce from the best place he ever had them, in Chicago. T | |||||
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05/26/2025 9:00 am |
MASH |
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| When Hawkeye's father is notified that he's dead, he finds it's no easy matter either to get word to him or to establish otherwise. | |||||
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05/26/2025 9:30 am |
MASH |
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| Radar is driving Hawk, B.J., Sherman, and Frank in a bus back from a "medical conference" when they get lost. They stop to see if they can find anything they recognize. When they decide to turn around, they find that the bus doe | |||||
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05/26/2025 10:00 am |
MASH |
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| Intelligence officer Colonel Flagg, and psychiatrist Sidney Freedman, grapples over the fate of a wounded officer, Captain Chandler, who claims to be Jesus Christ. Perhaps the most poignant scene is when Radar asks Chandler to b | |||||
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05/26/2025 10:30 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye is injured in a jeep accident and, aware he has a concussion, babbles to a Korean family to keep himself awake. | |||||
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05/26/2025 11:00 am |
MASH |
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| Frank has Hawkeye up on charges of mutiny, for usurping his authority when Potter was away on leave, and Frank was the C.O. The Judge Advocate, Colonel Carmichael, tries the case; BJ, Potter, and Radar are in attendance of the p | |||||
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05/26/2025 11:30 am |
MASH |
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| A rumour that there's going to be a practive bug-out causes anxiety. When Potter assembles the unit in an attempt to squelch the rumor, the call comes in to bug out, and the rumour suddenly comes to life! Meanwhile, Hawkeye begi | |||||
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05/26/2025 12:00 pm |
MASH |
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| A rumour that there's going to be a practive bug-out causes anxiety. When Potter assembles the unit in an attempt to squelch the rumor, the call comes in to bug out, and the rumour suddenly comes to life! Meanwhile, Hawkeye begi | |||||
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05/26/2025 12:30 pm |
MASH |
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| When Hot Lips confines Nurse Baker to her quarters, little does she know that Baker's husband has arrived in the camp. Hawkeye and B.J. put them together in Hot Lips' tent, telling everyone that a quarantined patient has been pl | |||||
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05/26/2025 1:00 pm |
MASH |
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| Sidney Freedman, feeling depressed, visits the 4077th to observe how they fare under the pressures of war. He begins a letter to Sigmund Freud as a form of self-therapy, and releases his tension in the form of a practical joke w | |||||
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05/26/2025 1:30 pm |
MASH |
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| After Frank discovers that Danny Fitzsimmons has shot himself to get out of combat, Father Mulcahy is called in. Realizing his lack of understanding of the fighting, Mulcahy accompanies Radar to an aid station, where they encoun | |||||
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05/26/2025 2:00 pm |
MASH |
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| As a cure for the increased tension at the 4077th, Potter obtains a copy of his favorite film, "My Darling Clementine", and makes a social event out of it. As the film continues to break, tensions rise, until Mulcahy plays the p | |||||
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05/26/2025 2:30 pm |
MASH |
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| The 4077th has just ended a rough 3-day ordeal with wounded soldiers. Charles plays (?) a French horn and drives Hawkeye and B.J. crazy. They refuse to bathe until the French horn playing is stopped; the two are even forced to e | |||||
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05/26/2025 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Debra raises the notion that Robert's reluctance to commit to Amy may be a result of his being gay, Ray thinks she is beyond crazy. | |||||
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05/26/2025 3:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray and Debra have differing points of view on how best to handle the situation when they learn that Ally has been bullying another child on the school bus. | |||||
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05/26/2025 4:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Everyone gets on Ray's case because he doesn't go to Sunday Mass. When Ray starts feeling guilty about the good example Frank is setting by attending church, he commits to becoming a regular parishioner. | |||||
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05/26/2025 4:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray feels tremendous guilt when he cancels plans with Robert, who then gets hurt in the line of duty, when he should have been hanging out with his brother. | |||||
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05/26/2025 5:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| As Debra and Ray celebrate their 10th anniversary, she discovers that he taped over their wedding video years before with the '91 SuperBowl. Ray must renew their vows in front of family and friends with all the trimmings. | |||||
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05/26/2025 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray screws up a “Hackidu” (à la Pokemon) trade for his daughter, Ally, by giving away a “Scramisaur” card that ends up being worth a lot of money. | |||||
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05/26/2025 6:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra throws the Barone family into turmoil when she finally creates a dish that everyone likes. Ray can't believe it when he samples Debra's braciole. | |||||
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05/26/2025 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray and Debra devise a plan to push Frank and Marie into making new friends, thus leaving the older couple with less time to bother them. It seems perfect, but the situation is complicated by their new friend's reaction to Ray. | |||||
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05/26/2025 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie plans on making a simple Thanksgiving dinner, but Arthur guilts her into making a big dinner like her mother used to. | |||||
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05/26/2025 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug's car breaks down and he has to buy a new one, but he can't afford it. | |||||
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05/26/2025 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie fixes Spence up with a friend from work. | |||||
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05/26/2025 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie go to a wedding of an old male friend of Carrie's. But Doug finds that she had sex with him and when Deacon says that he would be upset about it too to his wife, he finds out he had her too. | |||||
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05/26/2025 9:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| The neighbors have a dog that won't stop barking; Carrie says she'll go take care of it. Doug goes instead, after convincing Carrie he can be mean too, but he finds out he is walking their dog at night to keep him from barking. | |||||
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05/26/2025 9:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie's thirtieth birthday comes and she doesn't like getting older. | |||||
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05/26/2025 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry frets over leaving his incompetent barber; George gets a job. | |||||
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05/26/2025 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry yearns for a massage from his new girlfriend; Elaine worries about her new boyfriend's name. | |||||
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05/26/2025 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine's Native American friend Winona thinks Jerry is racially insensitive when he presents Elaine with a cigar-store Indian statue as a peace offering after not driving her home from George's place. | |||||
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05/26/2025 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| In the name of love, George goes through the process of converting to the Latvian Orthodox religion. | |||||
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05/27/2025 12:00 am |
Mom |
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| When an injury temporarily lands Bonnie in a wheelchair, Christy is forced to take over as building manager and makes a surprising discovery. | |||||
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05/27/2025 12:30 am |
Mom |
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| Bonnie insists on meeting Adam's estranged brother, Patrick, and things get weird when he takes a romantic interest in Christy. | |||||
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05/27/2025 1:00 am |
Mom |
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| Christy and Bonnie rally around Marjorie when her husband has a stroke. | |||||
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05/27/2025 1:30 am |
Mom |
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| After their home is robbed at Christmastime, Christy and Bonnie's hunt for the thief leads them to an unlikely door. | |||||
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05/27/2025 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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05/27/2025 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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05/27/2025 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee almost becomes the star of a TV commercial before she decides stardom is not for her. | |||||
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05/27/2025 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Goober's girlfriend fills in for him at the filling station and proves so efficient that the boss wants her as a permanent replacement. | |||||
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05/27/2025 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie upsets the whole town when he proves that the famous Battle of Mayberry was only a bloodless brawl, settled over a jug of corn liquor. | |||||
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05/27/2025 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee's original song about Mayberry is a hit when it's played by a Rock N' roll star on his television show. | |||||
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05/27/2025 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| The 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital is stuck in the middle of the Korean war. With little help from the circumstances they find themselves in, they are forced to make their own fun. Fond of practical jokes and revenge, the | |||||
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05/27/2025 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| The 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital is stuck in the middle of the Korean war. With little help from the circumstances they find themselves in, they are forced to make their own fun. Fond of practical jokes and revenge, the | |||||
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05/27/2025 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| Members of the 4077th share their impressions of war in response to letters from fourth graders in Hawkeye's hometown. | |||||
