Schedules
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05/26/2025 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie fixes Spence up with a friend from work. | |||||
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05/26/2025 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie go to a wedding of an old male friend of Carrie's. But Doug finds that she had sex with him and when Deacon says that he would be upset about it too to his wife, he finds out he had her too. | |||||
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05/26/2025 9:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| The neighbors have a dog that won't stop barking; Carrie says she'll go take care of it. Doug goes instead, after convincing Carrie he can be mean too, but he finds out he is walking their dog at night to keep him from barking. | |||||
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05/26/2025 9:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie's thirtieth birthday comes and she doesn't like getting older. | |||||
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05/26/2025 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry frets over leaving his incompetent barber; George gets a job. | |||||
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05/26/2025 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry yearns for a massage from his new girlfriend; Elaine worries about her new boyfriend's name. | |||||
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05/26/2025 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine's Native American friend Winona thinks Jerry is racially insensitive when he presents Elaine with a cigar-store Indian statue as a peace offering after not driving her home from George's place. | |||||
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05/26/2025 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| In the name of love, George goes through the process of converting to the Latvian Orthodox religion. | |||||
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05/27/2025 12:00 am |
Mom |
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| When an injury temporarily lands Bonnie in a wheelchair, Christy is forced to take over as building manager and makes a surprising discovery. | |||||
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05/27/2025 12:30 am |
Mom |
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| Bonnie insists on meeting Adam's estranged brother, Patrick, and things get weird when he takes a romantic interest in Christy. | |||||
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05/27/2025 1:00 am |
Mom |
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| Christy and Bonnie rally around Marjorie when her husband has a stroke. | |||||
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05/27/2025 1:30 am |
Mom |
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| After their home is robbed at Christmastime, Christy and Bonnie's hunt for the thief leads them to an unlikely door. | |||||
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05/27/2025 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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05/27/2025 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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05/27/2025 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee almost becomes the star of a TV commercial before she decides stardom is not for her. | |||||
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05/27/2025 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Goober's girlfriend fills in for him at the filling station and proves so efficient that the boss wants her as a permanent replacement. | |||||
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05/27/2025 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie upsets the whole town when he proves that the famous Battle of Mayberry was only a bloodless brawl, settled over a jug of corn liquor. | |||||
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05/27/2025 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee's original song about Mayberry is a hit when it's played by a Rock N' roll star on his television show. | |||||
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05/27/2025 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| The 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital is stuck in the middle of the Korean war. With little help from the circumstances they find themselves in, they are forced to make their own fun. Fond of practical jokes and revenge, the | |||||
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05/27/2025 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| The 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital is stuck in the middle of the Korean war. With little help from the circumstances they find themselves in, they are forced to make their own fun. Fond of practical jokes and revenge, the | |||||
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05/27/2025 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| Members of the 4077th share their impressions of war in response to letters from fourth graders in Hawkeye's hometown. | |||||
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05/27/2025 6:45 am |
Bonanza |
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| When Hoss' friend Obie has to leave town to visit his sister, he leaves his dog Walter in Hoss' care. Hoss soon has his hands full with a dog who has a mind of his own & bumbling outlaws who want to hold the dog for ransom. | |||||
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05/27/2025 7:50 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| The son of a Russian immigrant, Moshe Gorofsky, is killed in a brutal hazing accident by a hooligan named Ruxton. | |||||
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05/27/2025 8:55 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Several settlers and travelers are taken captive by a band of renegade Indians and sold to white mercenaries for slave labor and prostitution. | |||||
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05/27/2025 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Marshal Dillon rescues Stella and Marcy from their Indian captor, and they accompany the Marshal as he tries to stop a white-slave trader from escaping to Mexico with his potential slaves. | |||||
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05/27/2025 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A wounded Matt Dillon loses his memory and falls in love with a widow. Matt's first TV kiss, not to Miss Kitty, but to guest star Michael Learned. | |||||
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05/27/2025 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee invents a beau. When she is pressed for a name, she names the butter and egg man who is married | |||||
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05/27/2025 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Two fast girls from Mt. Pilot get a speeding ticket and enjoy the attention they get from the law officers. | |||||
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05/27/2025 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Comedian Don Rickles guest stars as Newton Monroe, and itinerant peddler who seems unable to do anything right. | |||||
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05/27/2025 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney helps Opie with his school work, using a teaching method all his own. | |||||
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05/27/2025 2:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie tries to win a birthday present for his father at a carnival, not realizing that the carnival shooting gallery is crooked. | |||||
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05/27/2025 2:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Jerry Van Dyke guest stars as a carnival's destitute banjo player. He also proves to be an inept lawman when he is hired in Barney's absence. | |||||
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05/27/2025 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray finds it hard to understand why Debra needs her “alone time.” When Debra realizes that all her time is spent with the kids, Ray and his family, she implores Ray to take the kids out more often. | |||||
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05/27/2025 3:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Still recuperating from his recent run-in with a bull, a cantankerous Robert is driving everyone crazy with his mean-spirited and nasty behavior. They think the reason for his attitude may be his having to stay at his parents'. | |||||
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05/27/2025 4:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| In his desire to get a “quick fix” for Debra's womanly problems, hus making his life a heck of a lot easier, he turns a bad situation worse by suggesting that a simple pill will help with his wife's insufferable mood swings. | |||||
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05/27/2025 4:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After losing his nerve on the job during his first day back from medical leave, Robert quits the police force. No one realized how much of an effect the “bull incident” had on Robert's mental state. | |||||
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05/27/2025 5:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| While out for a family dinner, the Barones spot Robert's ex-wife, which prompts them to reminisce about the demise of his marriage. The family tells Amy the truth about Robert's failed marriage to Joanne. | |||||
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05/27/2025 5:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Marie surprises the family with the news that she's treating them all to a two-week vacation in Rome, everybody loves the idea except Raymond. They do their best to not let Ray's sour mood spoil the trip for them. | |||||
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05/27/2025 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Marie surprises the family with the news that she's treating them all to a two-week vacation in Rome, everybody loves the idea except Raymond. Robert meets the girl of his dreams, who works in a gelato shop. | |||||
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05/27/2025 7:05 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug plans the perfect Valentine's Day, but first he has to take Spence out for a beer for his birthday. Spence's mom plans a surprise party and ropes his friends into staying, even when Spence storms off embarrassed. | |||||
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05/27/2025 7:40 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie gets a speeding ticket and Doug wants Carrie to go out with the cop to make the ticket disappear. | |||||
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05/27/2025 8:15 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug's supervisor is in the hospital and Doug is temporarliy promoted to his position. Doug ends up hating working behind a desk and misses his truck. But the supervisor dies and Doug is stuck. | |||||
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05/27/2025 8:50 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Ray asks Doug to go golfing at his private club but Doug already has plans with Richie. Doug cancels and tells Richie to come over later. But when a storm traps the guys at the club, Doug wonders if he can make it in time. | |||||
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05/27/2025 9:25 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug has a hot woman as a trainee and he is upset that this is not making Carrie jelous. Arthur has to find a way to change the date of death on his pre-purchased tombstone so the first numbers are 20 and not 19. | |||||
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05/27/2025 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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05/27/2025 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| En route to a dinner party, Elaine and Jerry pair off to find a perfect dessert, while Kramer and George search for the right wine -- only nothing seems to work out the way they planned. | |||||
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05/27/2025 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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05/27/2025 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry obsessively worries when he takes his date to a restaurant famous for their apple pie and she refuses to eat a piece; meanwhile, Elaine discovers that a mannequin resembling her has been showing up in quite a few window displays. | |||||
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05/28/2025 12:00 am |
Mom |
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| Bonnie is upset when her brother Ray is arrested and calls Adam instead of her to bail him out. Also, Christy gets fired from her job at the restaurant. | |||||
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05/28/2025 12:30 am |
Mom |
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| When Christy's long-distance relationship begins to fizzle, she seeks the company of a former fling. Also, Bonnie tries to give up coffee. | |||||
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05/28/2025 1:00 am |
Mom |
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| After Bonnie and Adam attend a traditional wedding, they discover they're not on the same page about their own wedding. Also, Christy and Patrick have trouble setting the mood for their “first time.” | |||||
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05/28/2025 1:30 am |
Mom |
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| When Christy's car dies, Bonnie refuses to let Adam loan her money for a new one, on the 100th episode. | |||||
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05/28/2025 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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05/28/2025 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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05/28/2025 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie's friendship with an athletically superior little girl blossoms when she follows the advice of an older female and adopts the clinging vine approach. | |||||
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05/28/2025 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Goober blackballs county clerk Howard when he applies for membership in the Mayberry men's lodge. | |||||
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05/28/2025 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| The Mayberry barbershop quartet loses its tenor on the eve of the singing contest so Andy drafts a prisoner with an antisocial philosophy but a beautiful voice. | |||||
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05/28/2025 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy umpires a crucial junior baseball game when one of his decisions loses the game for Mayberry he becomes the town pariah. | |||||
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05/28/2025 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| A jilted Italian soldier, Corpsman Ignazio De Simone, is smitten by Margaret; Klinger pours a cement floor in the operating room to fight the spread of germs. | |||||
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05/28/2025 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| Margaret has trouble pretending she's a chip off the old block when her dad, blood and guts "Howitzer" Al Houlihan, arrives for a visit. Also, Hawkeye fixes up a soldier who repays them with a large side of steak, but the genera | |||||
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05/28/2025 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| Winchester fulfills a family Christmas tradition but has trouble maintaining the anonymity required to keep it a truly charitable act. Even Klinger lends a hand. | |||||
