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		05/29/2025 8:15 pm	King of Queens	Assaulted Nuts
	Doug is goofing off at work, and ends up with a staple in his "area". He has to suffer through the pain while at a meeting with a banker because of an arguement with Carrie.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Assaulted Nuts Localized description: Doug is goofing off at work, and ends up with a staple in his "area". He has to suffer through the pain while at a meeting with a banker because of an arguement with Carrie.
		05/29/2025 8:50 pm	King of Queens	Parent Trapped
	Deacon and Kelly ask Doug and Carrie to become godparents.

		05/29/2025 9:25 pm	King of Queens	Tube Stakes
	Carrie leaves the garage door open and Doug's TV gets stollen.

		05/29/2025 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Fire
	George panics during a fire at his girlfriend's son's birthday party and bolts for an escape route, while Kramer's girlfriend has a heckling laugh that threatens to ruin Jerry's act at a comedy club.

		05/29/2025 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Hamptons
	Jerry and his friends take an ill-fated trip to the beach.

		05/29/2025 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Opposite
	George does the opposite and turns his life around.

		05/29/2025 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Chaperone
	Kramer chaperones Jerry's date with a Miss America hopeful.

		05/30/2025 12:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	What About Barb?
	Now that Barb (recurring guest star WANDA SYKES) is a co-owner of Christine's women's gym, the two women don't always agree on how to run it.

		05/30/2025 12:40 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Crash
	When Christine's modest hybrid car crashes into Marly's gigantic sports utility vehicle in the school parking lot, the women agree to take care of their own damage.

		05/30/2025 1:20 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Ritchie Scores
	Christine reluctantly signs Ritchie up for soccer after Mr. Harris, Ritchie's fourth grade teacher and the school's soccer coach, informs her and Richard that Ritchie is having trouble making friends.

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		05/30/2025 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Senior Play
	Helen Crump and her teenaged students convince a crotchety old principal that today's youngsters are not different from his own generation's.

		05/30/2025 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Opie Finds a Baby
	Opie and his friend find an abandoned baby, and they run into trouble when they innocently try to find it some new parents.

		05/30/2025 4:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Big Fish in a Small Town
	Town clerk Howard, a non-fisherman, tags along on the first season and antagonizes the town's sportsmen by catching fish in the lake.

		05/30/2025 4:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Only a Rose
	Opie accidentally ruins Aunt Bee's prize rose entry on the eve of the Annual Mayberry Flower Show.

		05/30/2025 5:00 am	MASH	Taking The Fifth
	Hawkeye uses a bottle of vintage wine to lure unsuspecting nurses into his den; and Potter tries to secure a different sort of anesthetic when the army threatens to ban a painkiller.

		05/30/2025 5:30 am	MASH	Operation Friendship
	Klinger saves Winchester's life when an explosion rocks the operating room; and B.J. is reluctant to reveal the extent of his injuries after the blast.

		05/30/2025 6:00 am	MASH	No Sweat
	Margaret develops a case of prickly heat, Charles does his tax returns, and Klinger takes the P.A. apart - just some of the events, which occur during another unendurably, hot night at the 4077th.

		05/30/2025 6:30 am	MASH	Depressing News
	Klinger's army newspaper reports on Hawkeye's monument to military stupidity; a giant tower made from a half million erroneously shipped tongue depressors.

		05/30/2025 7:00 am	Bonanza	The Wild One
	Hoss goes to Lafe Jessip to buy some horses. Lafe, an ornery man married to a devout Quaker woman, Prudence, claims that Prudence tricked him into marrying her, thus he doesn't want anything to do with her or their future baby.

		05/30/2025 8:00 am	Gunsmoke	Susan Was Evil
	Kathleen Nolan guest stars as a widow who falls in love with a wounded prisoner of Matt Dillon's at a remote way station.

		05/30/2025 9:00 am	Gunsmoke	The Deadly Innocent
	A young man named Billy arrives in Dodge to visit his best friend, Festus. When the teenager, who has no family and is retarded, attacks and injures a drover for tormenting a cat, he is arrested.

		05/30/2025 10:00 am	Gunsmoke	A Child Between
	Sam Groom and Sandra Morgan play a fugitive and his Indian wife, who frustrate Newly by seeking medical help for their baby and then refusing to take his advice.

		05/30/2025 11:00 am	Gunsmoke	A Family of Killers
	A daring jailbreak reunites a family of vicious outlaws who wound a pursuing U.S. marshal, kill his deputy, then wait in ambush for the injured lawman and Marshal Dillon.

		05/30/2025 12:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	A Christmas Story
	Andy and Barney give a Christmas party in the jail for a prisoner and his family, and thereby convert the town scrooge.

		05/30/2025 12:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Stranger in Town
	A stranger comes to Mayberry and disrupts the lives of the townspeople because he knows everyone's name and business.

		05/30/2025 1:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Maybery Goes To Hollywood
	A Hollywood producer descends on Mayberry, and the town proceeds to make itself over in Hollywood's image.

		05/30/2025 1:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	The Horse Trader
	Andy cautions Opie about misrepresentation in the exchange of seeds for a cap pistol, but indulges in some fast and fancy "horse trading" when it comes to selling the town cannon.

		05/30/2025 2:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Those Gossipin Men
	Aunt Bee, accused by Andy of being a gossip, proves that men are bigger gossips than women.

		05/30/2025 2:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	The Beauty Contest
	Andy, appointed judge of a beauty contest, shows the wisdom of a solomon in picking a popular winner.

		05/30/2025 3:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Humm Vac
	Ray purchases a new state-of-the-art vacuum cleaner from an attractive door to door saleswoman and it ignites a housekeeping war between Marie and Debra. Debra finds out why the saleswoman came to the door in the first place.

		05/30/2025 3:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Canister
	Tempers flare when Marie accuses Debra of not returning a borrowed canister that holds sentimental value and Debra insists that she has already given it back. Debra is surprised when she realizes she still has the canister.

		05/30/2025 4:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Net Worth
	Debra becomes angry when Ray contributes $1,000 to his friends' scheme to open a go-cart business without first consulting her. Ray retaliates by saying that he can do what he wants with the money, since he earns the paycheck.

		05/30/2025 4:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Let's Fix Robert
	Marie gathers Robert's ex-girlfriends and his female police partner, together so they can dissect his character in an effort to help her better understand why her eldest son can't commit to a relationship.

		05/30/2025 5:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Say Uncle
	Ray realizes that his kids would rather spend time with their Uncle Robert than with him. Robert comments that it seems as though Ray finds it boring to be around his kids. Ray makes an effort to spend more time with them.

		05/30/2025 5:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Separation
	Although Debra has been aware that her parents have been having problems, she is devastated to learn that they are planning to separate after 40 years of marriage. This makes Debra worry about her own marriage.

		05/30/2025 6:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Frank Paints the House
	Frank offers to paint Ray and Debra's house, but refuses to paint it the color they have chosen. Ray takes matters into his own hands and relieves Frank of his duties as house painter.

		05/30/2025 6:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Ally's Birth
	As Ray escorts Ally to a father-daughter dance, he realizes how grown up and independent his daughter has become. As a result, he begins to recall the day, nine years ago, when the Barone clan welcomed her into the family.

		05/30/2025 7:00 pm	King of Queens	Doug Out
	Arthur overhears Doug calling him a degrading name and later he walks in on Carrie doing an impression of him. To make up for it, Doug brings Arthur to a Mets game. While trying to please Arther, Doug and Carrie wind up in jail.

		05/30/2025 7:30 pm	King of Queens	Get Away
	Doug, Carrie, Deacon, and Kelly go on a vacation together. While at the hotel, Doug and Carrie find out that Deacon and Kelly have a more active sex life than them.

		05/30/2025 8:00 pm	King of Queens	Dire Strayts
	Doug and Carrie invite Ray and Debra Barone over for dinner. When the TV starts having reception problems Doug goes to fix and and gets stuck in the attic.

		05/30/2025 8:30 pm	King of Queens	I, Candy
	A waitress at Cooper's asks about Doug's situation, and Doug decides he should start dressing better.

		05/30/2025 9:00 pm	King of Queens	Roamin' Holiday
	Carrie's friend and her husband are over for dinner and Carrie invites them to spend Thanksgiving weekend with them. Doug hates her husband, so he convinces Spence to move out and stay with them so Carrie's friends can't.

		05/30/2025 9:30 pm	King of Queens	Sparing Carrie
	Doug's bowling team sponsor is threatening to stop paying if they don't start winning. The only bad player on the team is Carrie, so Doug has to decide if he will replace her to win.

		05/30/2025 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Big Salad
	Jerry learns his date was dumped by Newman; Kramer worries that he caused a murder; George's petty remarks causes him trouble.

		05/30/2025 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Pledge Drive
	Jerry accepts an invitation to help with a PBS pledge drive.

		05/30/2025 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Chinese Woman
	Crossed phone lines get Jerry a date and exposes the Costanza's plans to divorce.

		05/30/2025 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Couch
	Jerry's new couch gets Elaine a new boyfriend.

		05/31/2025 12:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Endless Shrimp, Endless Night
	After Christine convinces Matthew to let her come with him to his friend's party, she learns about her brother's world outside of their home, including some colorful friends and a pretty ex-girlfriend.

		05/31/2025 12:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Let Him Eat Cake
	Christine resents that New Christine is reaping the benefits of all the time Christine spent trying to perfect Richard while they were married.

		05/31/2025 1:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Sleepless In Mar Vista
	Sleep-deprived Christine's mood swings cause tension with everyone around her until she tries some potent new sleeping pills.

		05/31/2025 1:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Undercover Brother
	Christine worries that she has lost her ability to attract men. When Richard's very attractive brother, Joe (CHARLES ESTEN - "The Office"), kisses her, she feels revitalized--but she finds out a surprising secret about Joe.

		05/31/2025 2:00 am	Roseanne	Nine Is Enough
	Roseanne's announcement that she is pregnant again leads to her and Dan debating kicking Becky out of the house to make room. Jackie and Fred squabble over sleeping arrangements.

		05/31/2025 2:36 am	Roseanne	Two for One
	Roseanne and Dan suffer from pregnancy jitters. Meanwhile, Roseanne accidentally uncovers Darlene's dark secret - she's having an affair.

		05/31/2025 3:12 am	Roseanne	Snoop Davey Dave
	There's a snitch in the Conner household. Upset over their recent breakup, David tattles on Darlene. And, to Roseanne's horror, she finds out that Darlene is experimenting with drugs!

		05/31/2025 3:48 am	Roseanne	Girl Talk
	When Jackie spills the news that Becky and Mark are having sexual problems, Roseanne steps in to solve their dilemma. The situation snowballs when the men realize that no subject is sacred when it comes to their gossiping wives!

		05/31/2025 4:24 am	Roseanne	Sleeper
	Which one of the married Conner women did David have a sexy dream about? There is a flurry of activity to figure out the "who" and the "why."

		05/31/2025 5:00 am	Roseanne	Skeleton in the Closet
	It's Roseanne's favorite holiday, Halloween, and Leon's planning a "gay" soiree at the diner. During the party, Roseanne is horrified to learn about a dark secret in Fred's past.

		05/31/2025 5:30 am	Roseanne	Follow the Son
	D.J. is growing up, and Roseanne is having trouble loosening the apron strings. Meanwhile, David is stunned to find that Darlene's planning to move in with her new boyfriend, Jimmy.

		05/31/2025 6:00 am	Roseanne	Punch and Jimmy
	After D.J. gets pushed around by the town bully, Dan steps in to teach him the basics of self-defense. Recently dumped by Darlene, David begins overcompensating by acting "macho."

		05/31/2025 6:30 am	Roseanne	White Men Can't Kiss
	When DJ refuses to kiss a black girl in the school play, Dan broods over the source of DJ's racist attitudes. To everyone's surprise, Fred develops a close friendship with his mother-in-law, Bev.

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