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		05/31/2025 8:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Mom & Pop Store
	George claims he bought a celebrity's used car; Kramer tries to save a failing neighborhood business.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Mom & Pop Store Localized description: George claims he bought a celebrity's used car; Kramer tries to save a failing neighborhood business.
		05/31/2025 8:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Secretary
	George hires an unattractive secretary.

		05/31/2025 9:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Race
	Jerry finds an old high school classmate still disputes the outcome of a big race.

		05/31/2025 9:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Switch
	Jerry wants to date a new girlfriend's roommate.

		05/31/2025 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Scofflaw
	George learns the truth about a friend's illness; Kramer helps bring in a notorious scofflaw.

		05/31/2025 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	Highlights of 100 - Part 1
	A special one-hour Seinfeld looks back at the first one hundred shows.

		05/31/2025 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	Highlights of 100 - Part 2
	A special one-hour Seinfeld looks back at the first one hundred shows.

		05/31/2025 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Beard
	Elaine sets out to change a gay man's sexual preference.

		06/01/2025 12:00 am	Seinfeld	The Kiss Hello
	Jerry rebels at an intimate gesture as Kramer attempts to make their building more friendly.

		06/01/2025 12:30 am	Seinfeld	The Doorman
	Jerry is intimated by Mr. Pitt's doorman.

		06/01/2025 1:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Strange Bedfellows
	Eager to make a difference in the world, Christine volunteers to collect signatures supporting an issue she doesn't quite understand--as she finds out from a competitive signature-seeker, Audrey (SANDRA BERNHARD).

		06/01/2025 1:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Real Thing, The
	Intending to send an e-mail about her relationship with Mr. Harris (recurring guest star BLAIR UNDERWOOD) only to Barb, Christine accidentally sends the scandalous message to all of the parents at Ritchie's school.

		06/01/2025 2:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Faith Off
	Christine's controlling nature causes her to go too far and jeopardize one of Richard's construction jobs. When she learns that Richard has been hired to remodel Lindsay's bathroom, Christine can't help intervening.

		06/01/2025 2:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	My Big Fat Sober Wedding
	At the wedding of her ex-boyfriend, Christine agrees to be the designated driver for Richard, New Christine and Barb.

		06/01/2025 3:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Friends
	Ritchie is excited to go on his first overnight camping trip with his class, but Christine worries about him making it through the night without her.

		06/01/2025 3:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Frasier
	Christine is stunned to discover that a night of fun may have resulted in an unforeseen consequence. Her reckless actions could also jeopardize her chance to begin dating Mr. Harris.

		06/01/2025 4:00 am	The Golden Girls	Yokel Hero
	Rose is running for St. Olaf Woman of the Year, and is a sure winner after altering her qualifications with help from Blanche and Dorothy. Meanwhile, the girls' air conditioning goes out.

		06/01/2025 4:30 am	The Golden Girls	Bang the Drum, Stanley
	At a baseball game, Sophia gets beaned. This prompts Stan to talk her into filing a lawsuit for payment on her severe injuries, which he gets her to fake. Meanwhile, Blanche and Rose prepare for roles in the play "Cats."

		06/01/2025 5:00 am	The Golden Girls	Sophia's Wedding (1)
	Dorothy prompts Sophia to make amends with her deceased friend's husband, Max, but they get a little too close and wind up in bed together. Soon they announce their engagement. Blanche and Rose begin an Elvis Presley fan club.

		06/01/2025 5:30 am	The Golden Girls	Sophia's Wedding (2)
	Sophia and Max come back from their honeymoon with no place to stay, so the girls put them up. They decide to restart the old business Max had with Sophia's late husband, a pizza knish stand. Dorothy starts smoking again.

		06/01/2025 6:00 am	The Golden Girls	Brother, Can You Spare That Jacket?
	Sophia accidentally gives away Blanche's jacket (with a winning lottery ticket in the pocket!) They try to get it back from a homeless shelter, but realize how badly the money is needed there, and give the ticket to the shelter.

		06/01/2025 6:30 am	The Golden Girls	Scared Straight
	Blanche's brother, Clayton, comes to Miami for a visit, and Blanche goes all out fixing him up on blind dates. However, Rose learns the truth: Clayton is gay and is afraid to tell Blanche the truth about himself.

		06/01/2025 7:00 am	The Golden Girls	Stan Takes a Wife
	Stan breaks the news that he's engaged - something Dorothy at first seems to accept. However, after Sophia falls ill, Stan comforts Dorothy, which sparks old feelings. She contemplates trying to get back together with Stan.

		06/01/2025 7:30 am	The Golden Girls	The Auction
	The girls try to find enough money for a new roof. Meanwhile, Sophia's volunteer job at the hospital gives them a piece of inside information: a famous artist is dying. The girls head to an auction to buy one of his paintings.

		06/01/2025 8:00 am	The Golden Girls	Blind Date
	After being dumped by her boyfriend, Blanche befriends a man at a bar and makes a date with him. Unknown to her, he's blind. Meanwhile, Dorothy and Rose try their hand at coaching a kids' football team.

		06/01/2025 8:30 am	The Golden Girls	The Impotence of Being Ernest
	Rose is crazy about her latest boyfriend, Ernie, but can't understand why he doesn't approach the subject of sex. When she forces the subject, she learns the truth that he's impotent.

		06/01/2025 9:00 am	Mike & Molly	Mike's Not Ready
	Mike and Molly get their signals crossed on their third date

		06/01/2025 9:36 am	Mike & Molly	First Christmas
	Mike tries to find the perfect Christmas gift for Molly.

		06/01/2025 10:12 am	Mike & Molly	First Valentine's Day
	Mike meets Molly's ex-boyfriend.

		06/01/2025 10:48 am	Mike & Molly	Happy Halloween
	Molly persuades Mike to attend her boss's Halloween party.

		06/01/2025 11:18 am	Mike & Molly	Mike Cheats
	Mike cheats on his diet...and hides it from Molly.

		06/01/2025 11:54 am	Mike & Molly	Valentine Piggyback
	Mike crashes Carl's Valentine's Day plans.

		06/01/2025 12:30 pm	Mike & Molly	Thanksgiving Is Cancelled
	Molly gets a break when Mike is sick for Thanksgiving.

		06/01/2025 1:00 pm	Mike & Molly	Karaoke Christmas
	Mike worries over Molly's Christmas spending habits.

		06/01/2025 1:30 pm	Mike & Molly	St. Patrick's Day
	Carl & Samuel throw a St. Patrick's party to meet women.

		06/01/2025 2:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		06/01/2025 2:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	That Darn Priest
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		06/01/2025 3:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Pilot
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		06/01/2025 3:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Big Flappy Bastards
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		06/01/2025 4:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		06/01/2025 4:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		06/01/2025 5:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Last Thing You Want is to Wind Up with a Hump
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		06/01/2025 5:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		06/01/2025 6:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	If They Do Go Either Way They're Usually Fake
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		06/01/2025 6:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		06/01/2025 7:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Jimmy
	George's new basketball teammate brings him into a new business deal.

		06/01/2025 7:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Doodle
	George is upset by a girlfriend's artistic rendering of him; Jerry's flea infested apartment forces his parents into Elaine's luxury hotel suite.

		06/01/2025 8:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Fusilli Jerry
	Elaine's new boyfriend uses one of Jerry's intimate secrets; George's mom gets an eye job.

		06/01/2025 8:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Diplomat's Club
	Jerry's plans to meet a gorgeous model for an airport rendezvous are derailed.

		06/01/2025 9:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Face Painter
	Elaine discovers just how avid a hockey fan her boyfriend is; George tells his girlfriend that he loves her.

		06/01/2025 9:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Understudy
	When singer Bette Midler is accidentally injured in their softball game, Jerry and George are accused of conspiring to get her understudy in a new musical the starring role.

		06/01/2025 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Engagement
	George gets engaged, while Elaine takes drastic measures to silence a barking dog.

		06/01/2025 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Postponement
	Elaine is jealous over George's upcoming wedding, but George wants to postpone it.

		06/01/2025 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Maestro
	Jerry refuses an eccentric friend's request, while George commits himself to helping a store security guard.

		06/01/2025 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Wink
	Grapefruit juice in George's eye unleashes a wild chain-reaction of events.

		06/02/2025 12:00 am	Seinfeld	The Hot Tub
	Jerry worries when Elaine hosts a marathon runner with a tendency to oversleep, while Kramer's new hot tub gets him in hot water.

		06/02/2025 12:30 am	Seinfeld	The Soup Nazi
	A demanding soup stand chef bans Elaine from eating his wares.

		06/02/2025 1:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Big Bang, The
	Christine and Mr. Harris (recurring guest star BLAIR UNDERWOOD) are finally ready to consummate their relationship -- until Barb says something that gives Christine reason to worry.

		06/02/2025 1:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Beauty is Only Spanx Deep
	After a pretty young waitress flirts with Mr. Harris (recurring guest star BLAIR UNDERWOOD), Christine worries he will leave her for someone younger and visits a plastic surgeon.

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		06/02/2025 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Otis the Deputy
	Otis and Howard bunglingly rescue Andy who has been taken prisoner by a pair of desperate bank-robbers.

		06/02/2025 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Goober Makes History
	Inarticulate Goober grows a beard and suddenly turns into a verbose philosopher

		06/02/2025 4:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	New Doctor in Town
	The town's new doctor is shunned by all the Mayberry citizens until Andy shows his faith in the young MD by letting him remove Opie's tonsils.

		06/02/2025 4:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Don't Miss a Good Bet
	Andy and four of his level-headed friends and relatives are taken in by a con man's get-rich-quick scheme.

		06/02/2025 5:00 am	MASH	No Laughing Matter
	Hawkeye wagers that he can go a full day without a wisecrack, and Winchester finally confronts the major who exiled him to the 4077th.

		06/02/2025 5:30 am	MASH	Oh, How We Danced
	Winchester is sent to inspect sanitary conditions on the frontlines, while the rest of the camp plans a surprise anniversary party for B.J.

		06/02/2025 6:00 am	MASH	Bottoms Up
	One of Margaret's nurses tries to hide her severe drinking problem, and Hawkeye is scorned after a practical joke he plays on Winchester backfires.

		06/02/2025 6:30 am	MASH	The Red/ White Blues
	Colonel Potter nearly blows his stack when his well-intentioned colleagues mollycoddle him in order to lower his blood pressure.

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