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07/03/2025 5:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy's perennial romance with Helen is jolted a bit when Andy's old high school sweetheart moves back to town. | |||||
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07/03/2025 6:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy makes a judgment concerning his son, Opie, before hearing his boy's side of the story. | |||||
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07/03/2025 6:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A nationally-known confidence man becomes a hero to Aunt Bee, Opie and Barney when he is held for two days in the Mayberry jail. | |||||
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07/03/2025 7:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and Opie struggle to keep house when Aunt Bee leaves for a few days. | |||||
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07/03/2025 7:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and Aunt Bee find that a good father-son relationship is more important to Opie than keeping him away from the sheriff's office. | |||||
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07/03/2025 8:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie's friendship with a hobo begins to affect his ability to tell right from wrong. | |||||
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07/03/2025 8:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Rather than eat Aunt Bee's indigestible home-made pickles, Andy and Barney secretly substitute store-bought pickles in her preserving jars. | |||||
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07/03/2025 9:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie learns how to be a good loser. | |||||
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07/03/2025 9:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy faces charges of malfeasance in office when a disgruntled traffic offender seeks revenge. | |||||
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07/03/2025 10:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Mayberry fears disaster when the sheriff discovers that a farmer's goat has eaten a good-sized meal of dynamite. | |||||
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07/03/2025 10:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| The sheriff's knowledge of American history is put to the test by Opie and an attractive new history teacher. | |||||
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07/03/2025 11:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie accidentally kills a bird with a slingshot and becomes foster-mother to her three young birds. | |||||
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07/03/2025 11:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Ronny Howard who plays Opie shares the show with his father and younger brother as Maybery gets involved with a gold shipment en route to Fort Knox. | |||||
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07/03/2025 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney tickets Gomer for a U-turn and is then detained in a citizen's arrest by Gomer for the same thing. | |||||
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07/03/2025 12:36 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie learns a lesson in friendship when he befriends a newcomer to Mayberry. | |||||
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07/03/2025 1:12 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney disguises himself as a dummy in an attempt to solve a series of thefts in a Mayberry department store. | |||||
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07/03/2025 1:48 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy takes Opie and several of his pals on a camping trip. Barney and Gomer tag along to help out, and succeed in getting themselves lost in the woods. | |||||
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07/03/2025 2:24 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie almost becomes $50 richer after finding a change purse. | |||||
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07/03/2025 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray questions his manliness when everyone agrees that he's useless in an emergency. When Debra starts choking on a piece of food, she turns to Ray for help only to discover that he can't be counted on when it matters most. | |||||
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07/03/2025 3:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray's exhilaration over being sent to cover the Super Bowl for his newspaper is overshadowed by the fact that he must choose who will accompany him to the game. Ray sees the other reporters who have all brought their wives. | |||||
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07/03/2025 4:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray is mortified when he realizes that Marie used to read his journal he kept as a teenager. When Marie blurts out an embarrassing incident from his past, he can't figure out how she could have possibly known that information. | |||||
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07/03/2025 4:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra is upset when she realizes during a Valentine's Day dinner with Ray, that they no longer have anything to talk about. Debra suggests that they get involved in each other's hobbies so they'll have something in common. | |||||
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07/03/2025 5:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray is upset when he discovers that his twins, are playing fairies in the school play. At first he defends the boys against Frank's sarcastic comments about the situation. Ray later learns that the boys chose the role. | |||||
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07/03/2025 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Robert gets a surprise visit from Stefania, the woman he fell in love with in Italy. Robert's excitement quickly gives way to annoyance when he witnesses a few of her idiosyncrasies. Robert has to rethink his feelings for her. | |||||
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07/03/2025 6:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray purchases a new state-of-the-art vacuum cleaner from an attractive door to door saleswoman and it ignites a housekeeping war between Marie and Debra. Debra finds out why the saleswoman came to the door in the first place. | |||||
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07/03/2025 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Tempers flare when Marie accuses Debra of not returning a borrowed canister that holds sentimental value and Debra insists that she has already given it back. Debra is surprised when she realizes she still has the canister. | |||||
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07/03/2025 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug decides to buy a home gym because he feels that Carrie might be putting on some weight. Lou agrees to be their personal trainer, but when Doug has a hard time, he tries to bargain his way out of working out. | |||||
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07/03/2025 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Doug and Carrie were dating, Carrie was afraid Doug was not serious about her. Doug told her the most romantic thing she had ever heard and she was in love with him ever since. She finds out the line was from a dumb movie. | |||||
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07/03/2025 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug delivers a package to his old high school and sees his football coach. Soon, he's returning constantly and being treated like a football legend. Arthur loses his eyedrops and temporarily goes blind, deaf and mute. | |||||
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07/03/2025 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie is feeling depressed about her looks with her 35th birthday approaching. Doug decides to get construction workers to hit on her as she walks by. | |||||
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07/03/2025 9:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Deacon has a new friend that he is spending time with. Doug gets jealous, but when he finds out that he is black, he decides Deacon must be fulfiling his "black needs." | |||||
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07/03/2025 9:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug wins tickets to a Final Four game in St. Louis and Carrie wants Doug to take Arthur. Doug doesn't want to, but Carrie says he'll never have to do anything with Arthur again if he does this. Doug jumps at this idea. | |||||
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07/03/2025 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George worries about Susan becoming friendly with his pals. | |||||
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07/03/2025 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| As Jerry conceals how he got an unlisted phone number, Elaine's favorite birth control device is discontinued. | |||||
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07/03/2025 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| While helping Kramer revive an old movie theatre, George is mistaken for being insane. | |||||
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07/03/2025 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George must replace a loaf of bread his parents took from Susan's mom and dad. | |||||
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07/04/2025 12:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Ritchie is excited to go on his first overnight camping trip with his class, but Christine worries about him making it through the night without her. | |||||
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07/04/2025 12:40 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine is stunned to discover that a night of fun may have resulted in an unforeseen consequence. Her reckless actions could also jeopardize her chance to begin dating Mr. Harris. | |||||
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07/04/2025 1:20 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine and Mr. Harris (recurring guest star BLAIR UNDERWOOD) are finally ready to consummate their relationship -- until Barb says something that gives Christine reason to worry. | |||||
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07/04/2025 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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07/04/2025 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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07/04/2025 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee has a brief fling as co-owner of a Chinese restaurant. | |||||
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07/04/2025 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Floyd decides to give up his Mayberry barbershop when Howard Sprague buys the building and raises the rent fifteen dollars a month. | |||||
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07/04/2025 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and aunt Bee learn their ancestor was the state's biggest swindler, just before the town of Mayberry unveils his statue as a hero. | |||||
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07/04/2025 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Helen writes a children's book that is accepted for publication and Andy faces the disquieting prospect of being the fiancee of a celebrity. | |||||
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07/04/2025 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye creates a fake doctor, Captain Jonathan S. Tuttle, to give supplies to the local orphans. Henry wants Tuttle to be officer of the day, so Hawkeye creates a fake personnel file, and all his back pay is given to the orphan | |||||
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07/04/2025 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| The camp tunes into the Army/Navy football game, only to be shelled and have an unexploded bomb land in the middle of the compound. They ring around trying to identify the bomb, and the camp prepares for the worst. Hawkeye and T | |||||
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07/04/2025 6:00 am |
MASH |
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| Majors Houlihan and Burns press charges against Colonel Blake to get him arrested and put Frank in charge, and put Hawkeye and trapper under arrest so that they can't help him. Fortunately for Henry, they escape, and with the ai | |||||
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07/04/2025 6:30 am |
MASH |
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| Actually, we won't. One of the classic M*A*S*H episodes. Henry finally gets his discharge. While he is tying things up, Burns prepares for his new command. Henry bids a tearful adieu, but not before Klinger turns up in an outrag | |||||
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07/04/2025 7:00 am |
MASH |
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| Trapper is shipped home while Hawkeye is on R&R. Hawkeye speeds to Kimpo with Radar to catch Trapper's plane, but they just miss him. While they are there, they pick up BJ Hunnicut and take him back to camp. On the way back, BJ | |||||
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07/04/2025 7:30 am |
MASH |
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| Trapper is shipped home while Hawkeye is on R&R. Hawkeye speeds to Kimpo with Radar to catch Trapper's plane, but they just miss him. While they are there, they pick up BJ Hunnicut and take him back to camp. On the way back, BJ | |||||
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07/04/2025 8:00 am |
MASH |
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| Frank settles in as commanding officer, only to have a new one appointed over his head, one that, to his chagrin, fits in very well. | |||||
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07/04/2025 8:30 am |
MASH |
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| Clete Roberts introduces this segment as his show; he's arrived at Korea to interview the staff of the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital because of its high 97% efficiency rating. In Roberts' interviews with Hawkeye, BJ, Fran | |||||
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07/04/2025 9:00 am |
MASH |
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| After Maj. Margaret Houlihan-Penobscott leaves for her honeymoon, Maj. Frank Burns becomes very distraught, so Potter sends him on R&R. As they deal with the physical and psychological wounds in a heavy load of casualties, membe | |||||
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07/04/2025 9:30 am |
MASH |
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| After Maj. Margaret Houlihan-Penobscott leaves for her honeymoon, Maj. Frank Burns becomes very distraught, so Potter sends him on R&R. As they deal with the physical and psychological wounds in a heavy load of casualties, membe | |||||
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07/04/2025 10:00 am |
MASH |
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| With the arrival of a shipment of records, Radar plays the part of a disc jockey and helps to get everyone through the incredibly long deluge of wounded. | |||||
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07/04/2025 10:30 am |
MASH |
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| After a delay of three weeks, five sacks of mail arrive, and everyone in camp reacts to good and bad news from home. Hawkeye receives love letters addressed to another Benjamin Pierce, another man has approached B.J.'s wife, and | |||||
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07/04/2025 11:00 am |
MASH |
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| As the temperatures reach triple digits, Hawkeye and BJ recieve their new rubber bathtub from Abercrombie & Fitch. However, soon the whole camp is hot under the collar as word leaks out about the tub and everyone wants a dip, ex | |||||
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07/04/2025 11:30 am |
MASH |
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| In this unique episode, the camera becomes the eyes of a young wounded soldier. It records his sensory responses to being wounded, flown by helicopter to the 4077th, examined, operated on, and treated in post-operation. | |||||
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07/04/2025 12:00 pm |
MASH |
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| Father Mulcahy takes being passed over for promotion philosophically until he hears of the rapid advancement made by a heroic helicopter pilot. Then his uncharacteristically bold actions stun Colonel Potter and the entire compan | |||||
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07/04/2025 12:30 pm |
MASH |
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| Father Mulcahy writes a pre-Christmas letter to his sister, who is a nun. He recounts his frustrations at not being more effective at the 4077th. | |||||
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07/04/2025 1:00 pm |
MASH |
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| The sinister Colonel Flagg pops up at the 4077th again, playing his usual spy games, convinced that Hawkeye is a communist sympathizer, after he saves the life of a North Korean soldier. Also, an American soldier is less than im | |||||
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07/04/2025 1:30 pm |
MASH |
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| Talk of a post-war reunion gives BJ an idea- planning a present-day stateside gathering of 4077th families. He continues to obsess with the idea even under the duress of bug-out instigated by a Chinese breakthrough. Also, Klinge | |||||
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07/04/2025 2:00 pm |
MASH |
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| On leave in Tokyo, Radar is desperately needed back at the crisis-stricken 4077th, but his return is delayed by outside events. While casualties continue to pour in from the front, the 4077th's generator conks out, and the backu | |||||
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07/04/2025 2:30 pm |
MASH |
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| As company clerk Radar O'Reilly reluctantly prepares to depart the 4077th, the unit is still without electricity due to a broken generator, and the operating room continues to fill up with war wounded as night falls. The respons | |||||
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07/04/2025 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra becomes angry when Ray contributes $1,000 to his friends' scheme to open a go-cart business without first consulting her. Ray retaliates by saying that he can do what he wants with the money, since he earns the paycheck. | |||||
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07/04/2025 3:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Marie gathers Robert's ex-girlfriends and his female police partner, together so they can dissect his character in an effort to help her better understand why her eldest son can't commit to a relationship. | |||||
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07/04/2025 4:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray realizes that his kids would rather spend time with their Uncle Robert than with him. Robert comments that it seems as though Ray finds it boring to be around his kids. Ray makes an effort to spend more time with them. | |||||
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07/04/2025 4:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Although Debra has been aware that her parents have been having problems, she is devastated to learn that they are planning to separate after 40 years of marriage. This makes Debra worry about her own marriage. | |||||
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07/04/2025 5:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Frank offers to paint Ray and Debra's house, but refuses to paint it the color they have chosen. Ray takes matters into his own hands and relieves Frank of his duties as house painter. | |||||
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07/04/2025 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| As Ray escorts Ally to a father-daughter dance, he realizes how grown up and independent his daughter has become. As a result, he begins to recall the day, nine years ago, when the Barone clan welcomed her into the family. | |||||
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07/04/2025 6:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray and Debra are more than a little concerned when they realize that the constant bickering and screaming that goes on between them and Ray's parents are having an effect on young Michael. | |||||
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07/04/2025 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray and Debra sit down to lay "Sensuoopoly," it's clear that they have different approaches to playing the game. This leads to an conversation about ways they can improve their intimacy after being together for 12 years. | |||||
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07/04/2025 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| While eating lunch with Deacon, Doug manages to annoy a waitress so much that she says she wants to fight him when he finishes eating. Meanwhile, Carrie goes shopping and convinces Holly to come so she can use her van. | |||||
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07/04/2025 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie is out buying an Ipod and the cashier forgets to ring it up. Carrie goes to talk to her pastor about what to do. Doug meets a family and discovers the wife's dad is moving in soon. He tells them what a bad idea that is. | |||||
