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		07/03/2025 8:00 pm	King of Queens	Hi, School
	Doug delivers a package to his old high school and sees his football coach. Soon, he's returning constantly and being treated like a football legend. Arthur loses his eyedrops and temporarily goes blind, deaf and mute.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Hi, School Localized description: Doug delivers a package to his old high school and sees his football coach. Soon, he's returning constantly and being treated like a football legend. Arthur loses his eyedrops and temporarily goes blind, deaf and mute.
		07/03/2025 8:30 pm	King of Queens	Deconstructing Carrie
	Carrie is feeling depressed about her looks with her 35th birthday approaching. Doug decides to get construction workers to hit on her as she walks by.

		07/03/2025 9:00 pm	King of Queens	Black List
	Deacon has a new friend that he is spending time with. Doug gets jealous, but when he finds out that he is black, he decides Deacon must be fulfiling his "black needs."

		07/03/2025 9:30 pm	King of Queens	Wish Boned
	Doug wins tickets to a Final Four game in St. Louis and Carrie wants Doug to take Arthur. Doug doesn't want to, but Carrie says he'll never have to do anything with Arthur again if he does this. Doug jumps at this idea.

		07/03/2025 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Pool Guy
	George worries about Susan becoming friendly with his pals.

		07/03/2025 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Sponge
	As Jerry conceals how he got an unlisted phone number, Elaine's favorite birth control device is discontinued.

		07/03/2025 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Gum
	While helping Kramer revive an old movie theatre, George is mistaken for being insane.

		07/03/2025 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Rye
	George must replace a loaf of bread his parents took from Susan's mom and dad.

		07/04/2025 12:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Friends
	Ritchie is excited to go on his first overnight camping trip with his class, but Christine worries about him making it through the night without her.

		07/04/2025 12:40 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Frasier
	Christine is stunned to discover that a night of fun may have resulted in an unforeseen consequence. Her reckless actions could also jeopardize her chance to begin dating Mr. Harris.

		07/04/2025 1:20 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Big Bang, The
	Christine and Mr. Harris (recurring guest star BLAIR UNDERWOOD) are finally ready to consummate their relationship -- until Barb says something that gives Christine reason to worry.

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		07/04/2025 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Aunt Bee's Restaurant
	Aunt Bee has a brief fling as co-owner of a Chinese restaurant.

		07/04/2025 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Floyd's Barbershop
	Floyd decides to give up his Mayberry barbershop when Howard Sprague buys the building and raises the rent fifteen dollars a month.

		07/04/2025 4:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	The Statute
	Andy and aunt Bee learn their ancestor was the state's biggest swindler, just before the town of Mayberry unveils his statue as a hero.

		07/04/2025 4:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Helen, The Authoress
	Helen writes a children's book that is accepted for publication and Andy faces the disquieting prospect of being the fiancee of a celebrity.

		07/04/2025 5:00 am	MASH	Tuttle
	Hawkeye creates a fake doctor, Captain Jonathan S. Tuttle, to give supplies to the local orphans. Henry wants Tuttle to be officer of the day, so Hawkeye creates a fake personnel file, and all his back pay is given to the orphan

		07/04/2025 5:30 am	MASH	The Army - Navy Game
	The camp tunes into the Army/Navy football game, only to be shelled and have an unexploded bomb land in the middle of the compound. They ring around trying to identify the bomb, and the camp prepares for the worst. Hawkeye and T

		07/04/2025 6:00 am	MASH	The Trial Of Henry Blake
	Majors Houlihan and Burns press charges against Colonel Blake to get him arrested and put Frank in charge, and put Hawkeye and trapper under arrest so that they can't help him. Fortunately for Henry, they escape, and with the ai

		07/04/2025 6:30 am	MASH	Abyssinia, Henry
	Actually, we won't. One of the classic MAS*H episodes. Henry finally gets his discharge. While he is tying things up, Burns prepares for his new command. Henry bids a tearful adieu, but not before Klinger turns up in an outrag

		07/04/2025 7:00 am	MASH	Welcome To Korea, Part 1 of 2
	Trapper is shipped home while Hawkeye is on R&R. Hawkeye speeds to Kimpo with Radar to catch Trapper's plane, but they just miss him. While they are there, they pick up BJ Hunnicut and take him back to camp. On the way back, BJ

		07/04/2025 7:30 am	MASH	Welcome To Korea, Part 2 of 2
	Trapper is shipped home while Hawkeye is on R&R. Hawkeye speeds to Kimpo with Radar to catch Trapper's plane, but they just miss him. While they are there, they pick up BJ Hunnicut and take him back to camp. On the way back, BJ

		07/04/2025 8:00 am	MASH	Change Of Command
	Frank settles in as commanding officer, only to have a new one appointed over his head, one that, to his chagrin, fits in very well.

		07/04/2025 8:30 am	MASH	The Interview
	Clete Roberts introduces this segment as his show; he's arrived at Korea to interview the staff of the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital because of its high 97% efficiency rating. In Roberts' interviews with Hawkeye, BJ, Fran

		07/04/2025 9:00 am	MASH	Fade Out, Fade In, Part 1 of 2
	After Maj. Margaret Houlihan-Penobscott leaves for her honeymoon, Maj. Frank Burns becomes very distraught, so Potter sends him on R&R. As they deal with the physical and psychological wounds in a heavy load of casualties, membe

		07/04/2025 9:30 am	MASH	Fade Out, Fade In, Part 2 of 2
	After Maj. Margaret Houlihan-Penobscott leaves for her honeymoon, Maj. Frank Burns becomes very distraught, so Potter sends him on R&R. As they deal with the physical and psychological wounds in a heavy load of casualties, membe

		07/04/2025 10:00 am	MASH	Your Hit Parade
	With the arrival of a shipment of records, Radar plays the part of a disc jockey and helps to get everyone through the incredibly long deluge of wounded.

		07/04/2025 10:30 am	MASH	Mail Call Three
	After a delay of three weeks, five sacks of mail arrive, and everyone in camp reacts to good and bad news from home. Hawkeye receives love letters addressed to another Benjamin Pierce, another man has approached B.J.'s wife, and

		07/04/2025 11:00 am	MASH	None Like It Hot
	As the temperatures reach triple digits, Hawkeye and BJ recieve their new rubber bathtub from Abercrombie & Fitch. However, soon the whole camp is hot under the collar as word leaks out about the tub and everyone wants a dip, ex

		07/04/2025 11:30 am	MASH	Point of View
	In this unique episode, the camera becomes the eyes of a young wounded soldier. It records his sensory responses to being wounded, flown by helicopter to the 4077th, examined, operated on, and treated in post-operation.

		07/04/2025 12:00 pm	MASH	An Eye for a Tooth
	Father Mulcahy takes being passed over for promotion philosophically until he hears of the rapid advancement made by a heroic helicopter pilot. Then his uncharacteristically bold actions stun Colonel Potter and the entire compan

		07/04/2025 12:30 pm	MASH	Dear Sis
	Father Mulcahy writes a pre-Christmas letter to his sister, who is a nun. He recounts his frustrations at not being more effective at the 4077th.

		07/04/2025 1:00 pm	MASH	Rally Round the Flagg, Boys
	The sinister Colonel Flagg pops up at the 4077th again, playing his usual spy games, convinced that Hawkeye is a communist sympathizer, after he saves the life of a North Korean soldier. Also, an American soldier is less than im

		07/04/2025 1:30 pm	MASH	The Party
	Talk of a post-war reunion gives BJ an idea- planning a present-day stateside gathering of 4077th families. He continues to obsess with the idea even under the duress of bug-out instigated by a Chinese breakthrough. Also, Klinge

		07/04/2025 2:00 pm	MASH	Good-Bye Radar, Part 1 of 2
	On leave in Tokyo, Radar is desperately needed back at the crisis-stricken 4077th, but his return is delayed by outside events. While casualties continue to pour in from the front, the 4077th's generator conks out, and the backu

		07/04/2025 2:30 pm	MASH	Good-Bye Radar, Part 2 of 2
	As company clerk Radar O'Reilly reluctantly prepares to depart the 4077th, the unit is still without electricity due to a broken generator, and the operating room continues to fill up with war wounded as night falls. The respons

		07/04/2025 3:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Net Worth
	Debra becomes angry when Ray contributes $1,000 to his friends' scheme to open a go-cart business without first consulting her. Ray retaliates by saying that he can do what he wants with the money, since he earns the paycheck.

		07/04/2025 3:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Let's Fix Robert
	Marie gathers Robert's ex-girlfriends and his female police partner, together so they can dissect his character in an effort to help her better understand why her eldest son can't commit to a relationship.

		07/04/2025 4:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Say Uncle
	Ray realizes that his kids would rather spend time with their Uncle Robert than with him. Robert comments that it seems as though Ray finds it boring to be around his kids. Ray makes an effort to spend more time with them.

		07/04/2025 4:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Separation
	Although Debra has been aware that her parents have been having problems, she is devastated to learn that they are planning to separate after 40 years of marriage. This makes Debra worry about her own marriage.

		07/04/2025 5:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Frank Paints the House
	Frank offers to paint Ray and Debra's house, but refuses to paint it the color they have chosen. Ray takes matters into his own hands and relieves Frank of his duties as house painter.

		07/04/2025 5:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Ally's Birth
	As Ray escorts Ally to a father-daughter dance, he realizes how grown up and independent his daughter has become. As a result, he begins to recall the day, nine years ago, when the Barone clan welcomed her into the family.

		07/04/2025 6:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Angry Family
	Ray and Debra are more than a little concerned when they realize that the constant bickering and screaming that goes on between them and Ray's parents are having an effect on young Michael.

		07/04/2025 6:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	No Roll
	When Ray and Debra sit down to lay "Sensuoopoly," it's clear that they have different approaches to playing the game. This leads to an conversation about ways they can improve their intimacy after being together for 12 years.

		07/04/2025 7:00 pm	King of Queens	Van, Go
	While eating lunch with Deacon, Doug manages to annoy a waitress so much that she says she wants to fight him when he finishes eating. Meanwhile, Carrie goes shopping and convinces Holly to come so she can use her van.

		07/04/2025 7:30 pm	King of Queens	Ice Cubed
	Carrie is out buying an Ipod and the cashier forgets to ring it up. Carrie goes to talk to her pastor about what to do. Doug meets a family and discovers the wife's dad is moving in soon. He tells them what a bad idea that is.

		07/04/2025 8:00 pm	King of Queens	Catching Hell
	Carrie gets skybox tickets for a baseball game and brings Doug and his friends to watch while she talks to a potential client. Doug offends the client so Carrie sends him away and makes Spence pretend to be her husband.

		07/04/2025 8:30 pm	King of Queens	Slippery Slope
	Doug goes to listen to a presentation about a timeshare so that he can get a free plasma TV. Carrie is worried that the salesmen will convince him to buy something. Spence & Danny pretend to be a gay couple to get a free TV too.

		07/04/2025 9:00 pm	King of Queens	Buy Curious
	When a neighbor dies, Doug and Carrie decide it would be a good idea to buy the house so that they can sell it for a profit.

		07/04/2025 9:30 pm	King of Queens	Pole Lox
	While at the gym, Doug sees a pole dancing class and wants to convince Carrie to take it. She reluctantly agrees, but then she loves it. She decides to show Doug on a pole they installed, but Doug finds out she is horrible.

		07/04/2025 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Caddy
	While leaving his car at work convinces George's bosses that he's working late, Elaine is disturbed by a bra-less acquaintance.

		07/04/2025 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Seven
	As Susan's friends steal their new daughter's name from George, Elaine loses an antique bike to Kramer.

		07/04/2025 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Cadillac - Part 1
	Jerry's gift of a new car causes a problem for his dad; George angles for a date with actress Marisa Tomei.

		07/04/2025 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Cadillac - Part 2
	Jerry's gift of a new car causes a problem for his dad; George angles for a date with actress Marisa Tomei.

		07/05/2025 12:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Beauty is Only Spanx Deep
	After a pretty young waitress flirts with Mr. Harris (recurring guest star BLAIR UNDERWOOD), Christine worries he will leave her for someone younger and visits a plastic surgeon.

		07/05/2025 12:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Popular
	Christine is shocked when a new dad at Ritchie's school calls her a "meanie mom" for being judgmental and standoffish, and dumps her for Marly and Lindsay.

		07/05/2025 1:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Traffic
	Christine attempts to stop sulking and get over her breakup with Mr. Harris. Meanwhile, Matthew goes to therapy and learns that his intimacy issues are due to his dysfunctional relationship with his sister, Christine.

		07/05/2025 1:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Between A Rock And A Hard Place
	Christine promises to accompany Mr. Harris (recurring guest star BLAIR UNDERWOOD) to an important event, but leaves him hanging when Ritchie's soccer game runs long.

		07/05/2025 2:00 am	Roseanne	The Monday Thru Friday Show
	Roseanne and Dan decide to take the honeymoon they never had. The couple disagrees about where they should go for their romantic getaway. Meanwhile, Becky refuses to dissect a frog in class while Darlene starts a paper route.

		07/05/2025 2:36 am	Roseanne	Bridge Over Troubled Sonny
	Dan doesn't understand Crystal's devotion to her deceased husband (who had cheated on her numerous times). Darlene is confused by her parents' reactions to her new smoking habit.

		07/05/2025 3:12 am	Roseanne	Father's Day
	Roseanne is forced into the role of peacemaker between Dan and his father during a weekend visit.

		07/05/2025 3:48 am	Roseanne	Nightmare on Oak Street
	Roseanne and Dan struggle to handle Darlene's transition into womanhood.

		07/05/2025 4:24 am	Roseanne	Mall Story
	The Conner family spends the day together at the mall. Unfortunately, family time turns into a disaster when Roseanne and Becky disagree over a party dress, Darlene goes on a junk food binge, and Dan gets in a tight squeeze.

		07/05/2025 5:00 am	Roseanne	Becky's Choice
	Roseanne invites Chip and his parents over for a dinner party on the same night Becky has plans with her secret other boyfriend. Chip's family and the Conners come to blows in a battle of the classes.

		07/05/2025 5:36 am	Roseanne	The Slice of Life
	Roseanne and Dan fear the worst when Darlene is rushed to the hospital for an emergency appendectomy.

		07/05/2025 6:12 am	Roseanne	Workin' Overtime
	Roseanne's balancing act of motherhood and heavy overtime at work reaches a boiling point. Having been pushed to the edge, Roseanne runs away to a diner.

		07/05/2025 6:48 am	Roseanne	Toto, We're Not in Kansas Anymore
	The Conner family makes the best out of a bad situation when an impending tornado keeps them from leaving the house. Roseanne worries when Jackie doesn't return from a shopping trip.

		07/05/2025 7:24 am	Roseanne	Death and Stuff
	A door-to-door salesman drops dead in Roseanne's kitchen.

		07/05/2025 8:00 am	Roseanne	Dear Mom and Dad
	Dan and Jackie encourage the normally outspoken Roseanne to stand up to her parents.

		07/05/2025 8:30 am	Roseanne	Let's Call It Quits
	Roseanne makes a deal with her overbearing new supervisor: she'll stop cracking wise at work if he begins to treat her fellow employees with respect.

		07/05/2025 9:00 am	Mike & Molly	Mike's Boss
	Mike's boss starts dating his boss (GERALD McRANEY).

		07/05/2025 9:36 am	Mike & Molly	Yard Sale
	While Mike's away, Molly decides to have a yard sale.

		07/05/2025 10:12 am	Mike & Molly	Thanksgiving Is Cancelled
	Molly gets a break when Mike is sick for Thanksgiving.

		07/05/2025 10:48 am	Mike & Molly	Mike Likes Briefs
	Mike gets nervous when Molly doesn't get pregnant.

		07/05/2025 11:18 am	Mike & Molly	Mike Takes a Test
	Molly encourages Mike to become a detective.

		07/05/2025 11:54 am	Mike & Molly	Karaoke Christmas
	Mike worries over Molly's Christmas spending habits.

		07/05/2025 12:30 pm	Mike & Molly	Fish For Breakfast
	In hopes of having a baby, Mike & Molly try to eat healthier

		07/05/2025 1:00 pm	Mike & Molly	Molly's Birthday
	Mike takes an unexpected "trip" on Molly's birthday.

		07/05/2025 1:30 pm	Mike & Molly	Carl Gets a Roommate
	Mike starts construction on the basement.

		07/05/2025 2:00 pm	Mike & Molly	Mike the Tease
	A worried Mike visits a fertility clinic.

		07/05/2025 2:30 pm	Mike & Molly	St. Patrick's Day
	Carl & Samuel throw a St. Patrick's party to meet women.

		07/05/2025 3:00 pm	Mike & Molly	Careful What You Dig For
	SUSAN SARANDON guest stars as Molly's literary idol.

		07/05/2025 3:30 pm	Mike & Molly	'Tis the Season to be Molly
	Mike struggles to be home for Christmas.

		07/05/2025 4:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Odd Man Out
	Frank is so green with envy that he forces Marco to choose either Marie or him as a friend. Meanwhile, Ray sides with Frank because he doesn't approve of a married woman - especially his mother — having a male friend.

		07/05/2025 4:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Ray's Ring
	It's not bad enough that Ray's lost his ring while away from home, but an attractive woman at the airport propositions him, thinking he is single. Debra finds out and tries to show Ray what it would be like if she was single.

		07/05/2025 5:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Marie's Sculpture
	Ray and Debra are horrified when Marie presents them with an abstract sculpture she made in art class which bears a striking resemblance to a part of the female anatomy.

		07/05/2025 5:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Frank Goes Downstairs
	After hurting themselves during a tryst, Ray and Debra lie about their injuries, saying they fell down the stairs. When Frank hears their tale, he runs home for the toolbox to repair the "broken" stairs.

		07/05/2025 6:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Jealous Robert
	When Ray realizes that Debra and Marie have been in cahoots in a scheme to drive Robert back into Amy's arms, he urges them to mind their own business. Debra and Marie's good intentions backfire badly.

		07/05/2025 6:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	It's Supposed to be Fun
	While the Barones watch their sons play, Ray finds that Geoff is having trouble getting the hang of the game. As Geoff skips down the court and does pirouettes at the free throw line, Ray is mortified.

		07/05/2025 7:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Shower Head
	As George sets out to get his parents to move to Florida, a drug test costs Elaine her job.

		07/05/2025 7:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Doll
	While George is disturbed by a doll that looks like his mom, his dad searches for a long-lost cousin in Italy.

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