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		07/08/2025 6:10 am	South Park	Hooked on Monkey Phonics
	The boys compete against a couple of home schooled kids in South Park's annual spelling bee.
Localized series title: South Park Localized episode title: Hooked on Monkey Phonics Localized description: The boys compete against a couple of home schooled kids in South Park's annual spelling bee.
		07/08/2025 6:45 am	South Park	Red Badge of Gayness
	The entire town of South Park turns out for the annual reenactment of a Civil War Battle.

		07/08/2025 7:15 am	South Park	The Brown Noise
	The boys go to Arkansas for the "4 Million-Child Blow 2000!", the first world-wide recorder concert.

		07/08/2025 7:50 am	South Park	Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000
	The girls of South Park Elementary challenge the boys to a sledding race & Cartman gets sentenced to Juvenile Hall for 13 years.

		07/08/2025 8:25 am	South Park	Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000
	The boys start stealing teeth from less fortunate children and selling them to the Tooth Fairy at a premium.

		07/08/2025 9:00 am	South Park	Quintuplets 2000
	A family of quintuplets takes up residence in South Park and a media circus surrounds their every move.

		07/08/2025 9:30 am	South Park	Timmy 2000
	Timmy is excused from class when he is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder.

		07/08/2025 10:00 am	South Park	Cartman Joins NAMBLA
	Cartman goes online to find older friends when he decides that Stan, Kenny and Kyle are too immature to be his friends.

		07/08/2025 10:30 am	South Park	Cherokee Hair Tampons
	Kyle is on his deathbed with a rare kidney disease, and Cartman is the only person able to save his life.

		07/08/2025 11:00 am	South Park	Chef Goes Nanners
	Chef's passionate protest against the South Park Flag enflames the entire town including the children.

		07/08/2025 11:30 am	South Park	Something You Can Do With Your Finger
	The boys form their own boy band, and everyone in town is lining up to audition for a spot as the 5th band member.

		07/08/2025 12:00 pm	South Park	Do The Handicapped Go To Hell?
	Priest Maxi's threats of eternal damnation have the boys racing to make their first Confession and Holy Communion.

		07/08/2025 12:30 pm	South Park	Probably
	Satan is torn between two lovers as he tries to choose between his new boyfriend and his ex, Saddam Hussein.

		07/08/2025 1:00 pm	Family Guy	Brief Encounter
	When Peter and Quagmire accidentally switch underwear, they begin to mimic the other's behavior. Meanwhile, Stewie and Doug agree to commit each other's murders.

		07/08/2025 1:30 pm	Family Guy	Cootie & The Blowhard
	Stewie takes drastic measures when he thinks he is diagnosed with terminal "cooties." Meanwhile, Peter becomes infatuated with Bonnie's cooking.

		07/08/2025 2:00 pm	Family Guy	Peterschmidt Manor
	Lois and her father attend the funeral of Lois' childhood nanny. Meanwhile, Peter and the rest of the family turn Pewterschmidt mansion into a hotel.

		07/08/2025 2:30 pm	Family Guy	The Birthday Bootlegger
	A new boss (Preston Lloyd) quells Peter's favorite part about work: office birthdays. Meanwhile, Stewie is put in detention and comes out a ruffian.

		07/08/2025 3:00 pm	Family Guy	Stewie's First Word
	Stewie finally says his first word, and it's a swear. When Lois is shunned by the other moms, she tries to figure out where Stewie could have possibly learned it.

		07/08/2025 3:30 pm	Family Guy	The Talented Mr. Stewie
	Stewie "breaks up with" Rupert after learning that he used to belong to Chris. Unable to get over his feelings of betrayal, Stewie decides to take action.

		07/08/2025 4:00 pm	Family Guy	Boys & Squirrels
	When Peter hurts himself and a family of squirrels in a chainsaw accident, Chris and Stewie nurse one of the squirrels back to health; a chiropractor realigns Peter's spine and restores him to his true height.

		07/08/2025 4:30 pm	Family Guy	La Famiglia Guy
	When Joe asks Peter to be the godfather to his daughter, Peter commits to his mistaken interpretation of the role so much that he becomes a real gangster.

		07/08/2025 5:00 pm	Family Guy	LASIK Instinct
	With her vision waning, Lois elects to get LASIK surgery, but exploits her new disability for monetary gain. Meanwhile, Peter, Chris and Stewie must partake in all the activities with Doug that his father neglects.

		07/08/2025 5:30 pm	Family Guy	Rock Hard
	While at an old record store, Peter and the guys recount tales of three rock legends: Jim Morrison, Muddy Waters and Elton John.

		07/08/2025 6:00 pm	Family Guy	Must Love Dogs
	Quagmire pretends Brian is his dog when he meets an avid dog lover; Chris helps Stewie retrieve his stolen Halloween candy.

		07/08/2025 6:30 pm	Family Guy	80's Guy
	Impelled by nostalgia, Peter recreates movie scenes from his favorite decade. Meanwhile, Stewie and Doug compete to retrieve a frisbee stuck at the top of the jungle gym.

		07/08/2025 7:00 pm	The Daily Show	July 8, 2025
	Host Ronny Chieng chats with Michael Luo, executive editor of The New Yorker and author, to promote his book, “Strangers in the Land: Exclusion, Belonging, and the Epic Story of the Chinese in America”

		07/08/2025 7:35 pm	Family Guy	Brief Encounter
	When Peter and Quagmire accidentally switch underwear, they begin to mimic the other's behavior. Meanwhile, Stewie and Doug agree to commit each other's murders.

		07/08/2025 8:02 pm	Family Guy	Cootie & The Blowhard
	Stewie takes drastic measures when he thinks he is diagnosed with terminal "cooties." Meanwhile, Peter becomes infatuated with Bonnie's cooking.

		07/08/2025 8:30 pm	Family Guy	Peterschmidt Manor
	Lois and her father attend the funeral of Lois' childhood nanny. Meanwhile, Peter and the rest of the family turn Pewterschmidt mansion into a hotel.

		07/08/2025 9:00 pm	Family Guy	The Birthday Bootlegger
	A new boss (Preston Lloyd) quells Peter's favorite part about work: office birthdays. Meanwhile, Stewie is put in detention and comes out a ruffian.

		07/08/2025 9:30 pm	South Park	Pip!
	South Park Classics presents a rendition of the beloved novel "Great Expectations" starring Pip, as the antihero who takes on the bitter Ms. Haversham and robotic monkeys in his attempt to win Estella's heart.

		07/08/2025 10:00 pm	South Park	Fourth Grade
	Fearing their new 4th grade teacher, the kids use Timmy's wheelchair to travel back in time to a happier, easier school year.

		07/08/2025 10:30 pm	South Park	Trapper Keeper
	Cartman holds the key to saving the world from an omnipotent super being that springs to life in the school yard.

		07/08/2025 11:00 pm	South Park	Helen Keller! The Musical
	The 4th grade Thanksgiving play is in trouble and Stan, Kyle and Kenny are going to great lengths to make their production a hit.

		07/08/2025 11:30 pm	South Park	Fat Camp
	Cartman's family and friends intervene and send him to Fat Camp. Meanwhile, Kenny's unique talents get him his own TV show.

		07/09/2025 12:00 am	South Park	The Wacky Molestation Adventure
	When Kyle's parents forbid him to see his favorite rock band in concert, Kyle accuses them of an unspeakable indiscretion.

		07/09/2025 12:30 am	South Park	It Hits The Fan
	The word "sh*t" is broadcast on television for the first time, triggering a chain of events that threaten the world as we know it.

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		07/09/2025 3:00 am	Futurama	The 30% Iron Chef
	Bender challenges a famous chef to a cooking contest.

		07/09/2025 3:24 am	Futurama	Where No Fan Has Gone Before
	The Planet Express crew is pitted against the cast of "Star Trek" in a battle to the death.

		07/09/2025 3:48 am	Futurama	Crimes of the Hot
	Earth's robots are sentenced to death when they are identified as the cause of global warming.

		07/09/2025 4:12 am	Futurama	Jurassic Bark
	Fry finds his fossilized dog in a museum exhibit and attempts to bring it back to life with cloning.

		07/09/2025 4:36 am	Futurama	The Route of All Evil
	Cubert and Dwight's new delivery company drives Planet Express out of business.

		07/09/2025 5:00 am	Futurama	A Taste of Freedom
	Zoidberg is sentenced to death for eating Earth's flag on Freedom Day.

		07/09/2025 5:35 am	Futurama	Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch
	Amy's romance with Kif takes an unexpected twist when he becomes pregnant.

		07/09/2025 6:10 am	South Park	Scott Tenorman Must Die
	Cartman seeks vengeance on an eighth grader after buying the kid's pubes fails to impress the other boys. Radiohead guest stars.

		07/09/2025 6:45 am	South Park	Cripple Fight!
	The boys' new troop leader is Big Gay Al, and Timmy is excited until Jimmy, the new "handicapped" kid, steals his spotlight.

		07/09/2025 7:15 am	South Park	Terrance & Phillip: Behind the Blow
	When the boys discover their idols, Terrance & Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo.

		07/09/2025 7:50 am	South Park	Cartmanland
	Cartman inherits one million dollars.

		07/09/2025 8:25 am	South Park	Proper Condom Use
	The boys take Sex Ed and learn the mysteries of the body from none other than Mr. Mackey.

		07/09/2025 9:00 am	South Park	Towelie
	There's a new character in South Park & the boys take up his cause against conniving corporate leaders & the evil U.S. Government.

		07/09/2025 9:30 am	South Park	Osama Bin Laden has Farty Pants
	When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate.

		07/09/2025 10:00 am	South Park	How to Eat With Your Butt
	The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town. Realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor.

		07/09/2025 10:30 am	South Park	The Entity
	Kyle tries to ditch his cousin, "Kyle", who comes to South Park for an extended visit and embarrasses him in front of his friends.

		07/09/2025 11:00 am	South Park	Here Comes The Neighborhood
	When Token is teased as the only rich kid in town, he lures others like himself to South Park and the town tries to drive them out.

		07/09/2025 11:30 am	South Park	Kenny Dies
	Cartman has managed to work the benefits of stem cell research to his own advantage.

		07/09/2025 12:00 pm	South Park	Butters' Very Own Episode
	When Butters reveals a dark family secret he ends up lost and alone in the seedy underbelly of the big city.

		07/09/2025 12:30 pm	South Park	Freak Strike
	The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities.

		07/09/2025 1:00 pm	South Park	Jared Has Aides
	With the popularity of a new weight loss program, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain.

		07/09/2025 1:30 pm	South Park	Asspen
	When the boys travel to Aspen and hit the slopes for the first time, Stan has a run in with one of the locals and is challenged to a race.

		07/09/2025 2:00 pm	South Park	The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer
	All the kids in South Park are wild with anticipation to see the first trailer for the latest Terrance and Phillip movie.

		07/09/2025 2:30 pm	South Park	Fun With Veal
	When the boys kidnap baby calves to save them from becoming sweet juicy veal steaks, the police show up and a standoff ensues.

		07/09/2025 3:00 pm	South Park	Red Hot Catholic Love
	Priest Maxi travels to Rome when the Catholic Church scandal begins to impact church attendance in South Park.

		07/09/2025 3:30 pm	South Park	Free Hat
	The boys take on a cause when they realize that their favorite films are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process.

		07/09/2025 4:00 pm	South Park	Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society
	Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop," threatening the boys' friendship and society in general.

		07/09/2025 4:30 pm	South Park	Child Abduction is Not Funny
	In an effort to protect their children from kidnappers, the parents hire the owner of City Wok to build the Great Wall of South Park.

		07/09/2025 5:00 pm	South Park	A Ladder to Heaven
	When the boys go to Heaven to find Kenny, the Feds investigate the possibility that Saddam Hussein may be hiding weapons there.

		07/09/2025 5:30 pm	South Park	The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
	The boys go on a mythical quest to return their copy of "The Lord of the Rings" to the video store while Butters watches his first porno.

		07/09/2025 6:00 pm	South Park	The Death Camp of Tolerance
	Mr. Garrison returns to teaching with a new assistant to replace Mr. Hat, and the boys are sent to the Death Camp of Tolerance.

		07/09/2025 6:30 pm	South Park	The Biggest Douche in the Universe
	When a famous psychic fails to exorcise Kenny from Cartman's body, Chef's mom tries a little of her voodoo magic on him.

		07/09/2025 7:00 pm	The Daily Show	July 9, 2025
	Host Ronny Chieng interviews filmmaker, Lauren Greenfield, who is promoting her new FX/Hulu docuseries “Social Studies”

		07/09/2025 7:35 pm	Family Guy	The Fatman Always Rings Twice
	In noir-style, Peter / Mac investigates the disappearance of Meg / Sister Megan.

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