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		08/11/2025 8:00 pm	King of Queens	Mammary Lane
	Carrie babysits for Mr. Kaplan in hopes of getting on his good side, but his son can't stop grabbing her. Doug tries to make a worker at a bowling alley feel good by talking to her, and she thinks he is stalking her.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: Mammary Lane Localized description: Carrie babysits for Mr. Kaplan in hopes of getting on his good side, but his son can't stop grabbing her. Doug tries to make a worker at a bowling alley feel good by talking to her, and she thinks he is stalking her.
		08/11/2025 8:30 pm	King of Queens	Business Affairs
	Doug goes to Carrie's office & meets her "work husband". He gets jealous of how close they are, even though Curt is gay. Carrie compares Curt to Deacon; they then compete to see who can spend more time with their "work spouse".

		08/11/2025 9:00 pm	King of Queens	Flame Resistant
	Doug's mother comes to visit, and Doug runs into an old girlfriend, Margy. Carrie gets jelous when Doug's mother starts spending time with Margy, and Doug tries to prove to Margy he wrote a song about her back in highschool.

		08/11/2025 9:30 pm	King of Queens	Flash Photography
	Doug gets bored at a wedding and decideds to take a picture of his "area" with a disposable camera. When the bride and groom see the picture they think it was Danny, and they have a big fight, which makes Doug feel guilty.

		08/11/2025 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Deal
	Jerry and Elaine devise a new set of rules for their relationship.

		08/11/2025 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Baby Shower
	Kramer talks Jerry into getting cable-television service from an illegal source, and the crooked cable installer shows up on the same day Jerry has given use of his apartment to Elaine for a friend's baby shower.

		08/11/2025 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Chinese Restaurant
	Jerry, George and Elaine have a harrowing experience trying to get a table without reservations at a crowded Chinese restaurant.

		08/11/2025 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Busboy
	George feels guilty for inadvertently getting a busboy fired from his job and then tries to make it up to him. Meanwhile, Elaine spends the week with an old boyfriend who is visiting her from out of town.

		08/12/2025 12:00 am	Mom	Cotton Candy and Blended Fish
	Christy and Bonnie go above and beyond to help Marjorie...and her eight cats...as she deals with a serious health issue. Meanwhile, Violet is frustrated with the realities of pregnancy.

		08/12/2025 12:30 am	Mom	Corned Beef and Handcuffs
	Christy gets stuck in the middle when Bonnie and Chef Rudy start dating.

		08/12/2025 1:00 am	Mom	Hot Soup and Shingles
	When Christy sprains her ankle, she refuses to admit she needs Bonnie's help. Meanwhile, Luke turns to Baxter for advice about being a father.

		08/12/2025 1:30 am	Mom	Leather Cribs and Medieval Rack
	Christy and Bonnie come clean about the secrets they've been keeping from each other. Meanwhile, Violet and Luke discover they have different ideas about parenting.

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		08/12/2025 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Opie's Group
	Opie joins a rock-and-roll group and starts getting failing grades in school.

		08/12/2025 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Aunt Bee and the Lecturer
	A visiting professor is attracted to Aunt Bee because she resembles his deceased wife.

		08/12/2025 4:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Andy's Investment
	Andy opens a coin laundry to save money for Opie's college education.

		08/12/2025 4:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Howard and Millie
	Howard proposes to Millie at the bakery where she works.

		08/12/2025 5:00 am	MASH	Last Laugh
	Madness strikes as B.J. and his old friend Bardonaro play a series of practical jokes on each other, just as Bardonaro is about to leave Korea. Hawkeye gets the last laugh. He sends Bardonaro off without his traveling papers, an

		08/12/2025 5:35 am	MASH	War of Nerves
	The 4077th, caught up in tension and nerves, creates a bonfire to release their pressure. Meanwhile, Sidney Freedman is depressed over a young soldier who blames him for his injuries, because Freedman had sent him back into comb

		08/12/2025 6:10 am	MASH	The Winchester Tapes
	Hawkeye tries unsuccessfully to get to Seoul, to see Nurse Gilmore for the weekend. Meanwhile, Winchester has taped a letter home, asking for his influential parents to help get him back to the States. To get even, Hawkeye and B

		08/12/2025 6:45 am	Bonanza	False Witness
	After delivering a herd of cattle to Mr. Haskel, Joe is in town to get the payment. While in Mr. Haskel's office, Joe and a woman named Valerie Townsend witnessed Haskel's murder by one of the Slater gang.

		08/12/2025 7:50 am	Gunsmoke	Tatum
	An elderly ex-gunfighter demands to be buried in a cemetery next to his wife, but after his death the bitter townspeople oppose Matt and the law and try to prevent it.

		08/12/2025 8:55 am	Gunsmoke	The Sodbusters
	Marshal Dillon appears on the scene as a group of cattlemen are trying to gun down a farmer in a fight over water rights.

		08/12/2025 10:00 am	Gunsmoke	The Brothers
	After being duped into helping to shoot and kill and outlaw, Kitty finds herself pursued by the outlaw's brother.

		08/12/2025 11:00 am	Gunsmoke	Hostage
	A gang of marauders, "The Dog Soldiers", swears vengeance against Dillon for the execution of one of their members, by shooting down Kitty. As Kitty lies critically wounded, Matt starts tracking the outlaw who shot her.

		08/12/2025 12:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Goober and the Art of Love
	Andy and Barney think they'll have some privacy with their girl friends after Goober finds a girl of his own. But they discover Goober favors triple dates.

		08/12/2025 12:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Barney Runs for Sheriff
	Barney runs for Sheriff when Andy seems lined up for another job. Andy's job falls through and he becomes a write-in candidate for re-election.

		08/12/2025 1:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	If I Had a Quater- Million
	Barney finds $250,000 in cash from a bank robbery and decides to capture the robber himself.

		08/12/2025 1:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	TV or Not TV
	Andy's reputation brings a proposal from a Hollywood writer that he star in a television series as a "sheriff without a gun."

		08/12/2025 2:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Guest in the House
	Andy's girl-friend becomes jealous when a pretty friend of the family stays at the Taylor home

		08/12/2025 2:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Case of the Punch on the Nose
	Barney divides Mayberry into two hostile camps when he finds that an old assault case was never resolved.

		08/12/2025 3:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Mother's Day, Part 1
	Debra takes offense when Marie accuses her of being rude and the two wind up fighting and not speaking to each other. Ray tries to make things better by having them apologize, but he only ends up making matters worse.

		08/12/2025 3:35 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Bigger Person, Part 2
	Now that Debra and Ray's mom aren't speaking to each other, Debra goes out of her way to ensure that Ray doesn't spend time with his mother. Ray begins to like the fact that the two of them are not speaking to each other.

		08/12/2025 4:10 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The First Time, Part 3
	When Debra accuses Ray of still not being able to pick up on her "not in the mood" signals, they fondly recall the first night they spent together.

		08/12/2025 4:45 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Cult
	Depressed that Marie and Debra can't seem to resolve their differences, Robert decides to join a support group that the family believes is a cult.

		08/12/2025 5:20 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Counselling
	After arguing with Ray over his inability to help with the housework, Debra becomes intrigued when their friends mention they've been seeing a marriage counselor. Ray is completely against the idea until he meets the counselor.

		08/12/2025 5:55 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Homework
	When Ally's teacher, overhears Ray commenting about the kids' excessive workload, she invites Raymond to address the curriculum review board and gives him a mountain of material for review and evaluation.

		08/12/2025 6:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Pet the Bunny
	The twins doodle on the back of Ray's eulogy and then give it to Marie and Frank. Ray attempts to recover the picture before Frank finds out what he did. Marie admits that she is upset Ray did not write one for her too.

		08/12/2025 7:05 pm	King of Queens	Connect Four
	Carrie wins 4 company seats to Knicks games, & invites her friend & husband to join. Doug hates her husband, so they invite Eddie & his girlfriend, who Carrie ends up hating. They decide to find a new couple to hang out with.

		08/12/2025 7:40 pm	King of Queens	Loaner Car
	Doug agrees to let Deacon borrow Carrie to make Thanksgiving dinner for his family. But when Deacon decides Holly is a better cook things start to get ugly.

		08/12/2025 8:15 pm	King of Queens	Mentalo Case
	Carrie is trying to get her dad the perfect gift for Christmas. Doug wants to buy a toy that is a collector's item for himself and Deacon wants it too.

		08/12/2025 8:50 pm	King of Queens	Jung Frankenstein
	Carrie thinks that Doug should go to therapy to find what is making him overeat. When it starts to work, Carrie starts telling the therapist specific things she wants him to change.

		08/12/2025 9:25 pm	King of Queens	Attention Deficit
	Doug becomes obsessed with throwing a great Super Bowl party when he finds out most of his friends are going to another party. Carrie doesn't think that Doug thinks about her during the day, & Doug has to prove that he does.

		08/12/2025 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Note
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		08/12/2025 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Truth
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		08/12/2025 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Pen
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		08/12/2025 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Dog
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		08/13/2025 12:00 am	Mom	Fireballs and Bullet Holes
	Christy tries to start a relationship with her father, Alvin, while Bonnie struggles to accept the fact that Christy wants him in her life.

		08/13/2025 12:30 am	Mom	Nietzsche and a Beer Run
	Christy is tempted by her old vices when she dates an attractive, hard-partying man named David. Bonnie decides her advice is worth money and becomes a life coach.

		08/13/2025 1:00 am	Mom	Jail Jail and Japanese Porn
	When Christy puts her new relationship with David ahead of her friends and family, Bonnie has to pick up the slack.

		08/13/2025 1:30 am	Mom	Sonograms and Tube Tops
	Violet is nervous about becoming a mom, so Christy plans a baby shower to get her excited. Meanwhile, Bonnie scores a new life-coaching client.

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		08/13/2025 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Aunt Bee's Cousin
	Andy learns the truth when he sees his cousin Bradford alight from a freight train but keeps quiet because Aunt Bee thinks he's a wealthy relative.

		08/13/2025 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Suppose Andy Gets Sick
	Andy catches the flu and Goober takes over as his deputy.

		08/13/2025 4:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Howard's New Life
	Howard quits his boring job as county clerk and becomes a Caribbean island beachcomber.

		08/13/2025 4:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Goober, The Executive
	Goober buys the gas station with financial backing from Andy and Emmett.

		08/13/2025 5:00 am	MASH	The Light That Failed
	With supplies low, the 4077th gets a truckload of ice cream churns and salt tablets. But what it needs are light bulbs, and in the dimly lit post-op Charles makes an error for which he draws the ultimate wrath of his two surgeon

		08/13/2025 5:35 am	MASH	In Love and War
	Hawkeye falls in love with Kyong Soon, a Korean woman who is caring for her sick mother and orphaned children. But all hope is lost as Kyong takes her possessions and the children to the south after her mother has died.

		08/13/2025 6:10 am	MASH	Change Day
	Charles plans a scheme to get rich when he discovers that blue scrip is going to be exchanged for red. Hawkeye and B.J. outsmart him, and he is left holding the worthless scrip. Klinger tries to get into West Point so that he ca

		08/13/2025 6:45 am	Bonanza	The Gentle Ones
	Frank & Mark Cole are brothers, yet are as different as two people can be. Frank wants to sell horses to the Army & nearly kills a stallion he owns in a cruel manner. Mark rescues this hourse & brings it back to the Ponderosa.

		08/13/2025 7:50 am	Gunsmoke	Jubilee
	A Kansas farmer dreams of striking it rich with his quarter horse. Festus, seeing the futility of Ed Wells' dream of riches, wins a bet, and the farmer is forced to see Jubilee beat another horse, in a match race.

		08/13/2025 8:55 am	Gunsmoke	Arizona Midnight
	A little cowboy astride a giant horse claims that the horse turns into an elephant when the moon is full. Dodge City residents are stunned when they see an elephant, wearing the cowboy's hat, appear in the street.

		08/13/2025 10:00 am	Gunsmoke	Homecoming
	Two outlaw brothers return to Dodge City to visit their dying mother and threaten to take Kitty and Doc as hostages to ensure their safe escape across the border to Mexico. Festus goes to the rescue.

		08/13/2025 11:00 am	Gunsmoke	Patricia
	Newly marries a young woman whom he had courted while both were helping the injured from a Kansas tornado. However, Doc confirms that Patricia is suffering from a life-threatening blood disease.

		08/13/2025 12:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Opie's Newspaper
	Opie becomes a newspaper publisher and proceeds to put out a scandal sheet. He distributes free samples.

		08/13/2025 12:36 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Aunt Bee's Invisible Beau
	Aunt Bee invents a beau. When she is pressed for a name, she names the butter and egg man who is married

		08/13/2025 1:12 pm	Andy Griffith Show	The Arrest of the Fun Girls
	Two fast girls from Mt. Pilot get a speeding ticket and enjoy the attention they get from the law officers.

		08/13/2025 1:48 pm	Andy Griffith Show	The Luck of Newton Monroe
	Comedian Don Rickles guest stars as Newton Monroe, and itinerant peddler who seems unable to do anything right.

		08/13/2025 2:24 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Opie Flunks Arithmetic
	Barney helps Opie with his school work, using a teaching method all his own.

		08/13/2025 3:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Who Am I
	When Ray and Debra spend an evening apart, Ray admits he no longer enjoys his juvenile pursuits with his friends. Thrilled that Ray is finally growing up, Debra invites him to attend a book reading where Ray falls asleep.

		08/13/2025 3:35 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Robert Needs Money
	After deciding to lend Robert $1,000 when he complains he's struggling with finances, Ray and Debra are surprised when Robert uses the money for a vacation to Las Vegas.

		08/13/2025 4:10 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Sigh
	Debra indicates she's tired of sharing all her space with Ray, so he decides to give her exclusive use of their bathroom. Waiting to take a shower in the kids' bathroom, Ray realizes he's made a huge mistake.

		08/13/2025 4:45 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Annoying Kid
	Ray and Debra are excited to have finally met a couple, Neil and Lauren, who are just like them, but Ray starts having mixed feelings when their son, Spencer, wreaks havoc around the Barone household.

		08/13/2025 5:20 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	She's the One
	Robert is excited because he's dating a great new woman. When Ray and Debra invite Robert and Angela over for dinner, the evening is wonderful until Ray sees Angela do something really strange.

		08/13/2025 5:55 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Marie's Vision
	While Raymond, Robert and Frank don't want to bring up the fact that Marie is having vision trouble, Debra decides to level with her and suggests she visit an eye doctor.

		08/13/2025 6:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Grandpa Steals
	Frank must find a way to fix his image with Ally when she catches him "sampling" some trail mix at the supermarket.

		08/13/2025 7:05 pm	King of Queens	Prints Charming
	Doug and Carrie accidently get the pictures of a couple called the Hofferman's. They see the couple doing things such as scuba diving and mountain climbing, so Carrie decides that she and Doug should start being more active.

		08/13/2025 7:40 pm	King of Queens	Animal Attraction
	It's Valentine's Day and Doug has to deliver penguins to a zoo together with Deacon. Meanwhile, Carrie and Hollie are trying to get a date for Hollie and even Arthur and Spence are looking out for love.

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