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08/13/2025 8:15 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie get an offer from their friends to go to the Caribbean with them. Meanwhile, Arthur discovers that the basement has a mold problem. | |||||
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08/13/2025 8:50 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie have to get $12000 together to get rid of the mold problem in the basement. They try to get the loan from Doug's father. Arthur wants to help them out as well and tries to get the money from Spence's mom. | |||||
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08/13/2025 9:25 pm |
King of Queens |
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| To get rid of the mold in their house, Doug and Carrie hire a group of Russians to remove the mold from their house. | |||||
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08/13/2025 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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08/13/2025 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry and his friends get lost in a parking garage. | |||||
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08/13/2025 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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08/13/2025 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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08/14/2025 12:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine is thrilled when a talent scout recruits Ritchie to audition for a television commercial after his shockingly great performance in a school play, but Richard refuses to let him go. Who will win the argument? | |||||
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08/14/2025 12:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine thinks Patrick (TIM DeKAY) is the perfect boyfriend. But after Christine wins at tennis against him, he has a surprisingly odd reaction to her competitiveness and shows a shockingly bizarre side of himself. | |||||
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08/14/2025 1:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine dreads going home to see her mother (guest star BRENDA BLETHYN - "Secrets & Lies," "Saving Grace") at Thanksgiving, but she discovers a secret they have in common. | |||||
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08/14/2025 1:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine and Barb may lose their gym franchise when a representative from their parent company (guest star MEGAN MULLALLY) informs them that a contractual clause has been broken. | |||||
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08/14/2025 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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08/14/2025 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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08/14/2025 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| The head of a local TV station enlists Aunt Bee to do a nightly cooking show, having heard about her cooking. Although she may not exude great professionalism, she has that extra "naturalness" that they're looking for. But her m | |||||
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08/14/2025 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Emmett is needled into becoming an insurance salesman by his wife and her brother, a successful broker. | |||||
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08/14/2025 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie breaks a bottle of expensive perfume on his new job as a drug store clerk. | |||||
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08/14/2025 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A $500 bequest to the Mayberry church almost provokes a schism over how to spend it. | |||||
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08/14/2025 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Radar notices a number of tattoos on one of the wounded, and convinces himself that with a tattoo he will be irresistible to women. Everyone tries to discourage him, and he admits to having received a tattoo that will wash off. | |||||
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08/14/2025 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| Colonel Potter, deciding that the camp is out of shape, enforces a calisthenics course. When nobody is enjoying it, he makes it fun by splitting the camp into two teams. These teams compete for three day R&R passes. Klinger trie | |||||
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08/14/2025 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| Colonel Victor Bloodworth predicts that 280 wounded will arrive at the 4077th. Hawkeye is antagonized by Bloodworth and shoves him against a wall. Bloodworth presses for a court martial until he becomes one of the wounded and wa | |||||
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08/14/2025 6:45 am |
Bonanza |
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| On a trip to Utah, Ben, Hoss, and Candy find Josh Tanner and Mary Burns the sole survivors of an Indian attack. Together they must travel through dangerous Indian territory to safety. | |||||
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08/14/2025 7:50 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| After masquerading as a priest, convict Boone Shadler escapes from prison. Newly is forced into an uneasy alliance with Shadler to save a small town from outlaws. | |||||
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08/14/2025 8:55 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Marshal Dillon has a tough day when he returns to Dodge City with a dangerous prisoner, not having slept for two days, only to face another unbelievable twenty-four hour period. | |||||
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08/14/2025 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| An outlaw gang terrorized Dodge City duing Marshal Dillon's absence. Miss Kitty boldly challenges the leader to a poker game, with Dillon's life as the stake. | |||||
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08/14/2025 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Matt Dillon learns that the man who taught him everything he knows is now an itinerant drunk reduced to sweeping out stables for whiskey money. | |||||
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08/14/2025 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie tries to win a birthday present for his father at a carnival, not realizing that the carnival shooting gallery is crooked. | |||||
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08/14/2025 12:36 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Jerry Van Dyke guest stars as a carnival's destitute banjo player. He also proves to be an inept lawman when he is hired in Barney's absence. | |||||
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08/14/2025 1:12 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy Taylor's son, Opie, demands that their new housekeeper be fired after the old one leaves to get married. | |||||
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08/14/2025 1:48 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy Griffith gives the state troopers an object lesson in the efficiency of a country sheriff when a dangerous criminal escapes. | |||||
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08/14/2025 2:24 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A hometown guitar player auditions from a jail cell, with a dance in an adjacent cell. | |||||
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08/14/2025 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray's friend, Andy, gets a job booking guests for a local sports radio show, Ray offers to appear as a guest, only to find out that the show's host, Jerry Musso, hates him. | |||||
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08/14/2025 3:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Robert finally decides to propose to Amy. Robert confides his decision to Raymond and then convinces Ray to accompany him to meet Amy's ultra-conservative parents. | |||||
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08/14/2025 4:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Tired of being labeled the "evil witch" around the house, Debra convinces Ray that it's his turn to discipline the kids. Debra tells Ray that he must force the twins to clean up their room or they can't go out and play. | |||||
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08/14/2025 4:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After Debra forces Ray to do some charity work at a local hospital, he winds up enjoying himself because the patients treat him like he's a celebrity. Ray's newfound calling causes him to neglect his family responsibilities. | |||||
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08/14/2025 5:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Robert is caught in a compromising position by Amy's parents when they arrive unexpectedly at her apartment. After encountering another awkward moment with Robert, Amy's parents try to dissuade their daughter from marrying him. | |||||
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08/14/2025 5:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Robert is put in charge of selecting his wedding invitations, Ray suggests he intentionally botch the assignment so that Amy will let Robert off the hook with their wedding plans. | |||||
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08/14/2025 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Raymond is horrified when he thinks his "cookie nemesis" flirted with him. When Debra is too sick to take Ally to a sleepover, Ray reluctantly agrees to take her despite the fact he must come face to face with Peggy. | |||||
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08/14/2025 7:05 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie try to improve their relationship after a fight. Doug promises to stop lying to Carrie, while she tries to be nicer to Doug and stop threatening him with death every time she's mad at him. | |||||
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08/14/2025 7:40 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Danny wants Doug to write him a letter of recommendation so he can become a driver at IPS. Carrie writes it for him and has Doug sign it, but trouble comes when Doug might just lose his job to Danny because he's a better driver. | |||||
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08/14/2025 8:15 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug & Carrie buy presents. She gets an expensive leather jacket, which Doug wants her to return. She finds out that she can keep the jacket for a week & still get a refund, and devises a plan to get new clothes and return them. | |||||
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08/14/2025 8:50 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Doug finds out Arthur has a half-brother named Skitch, with whom Arthur owns a house, he wants Arthur to move in with him. However, Doug doesn't know that Skitch always used to pick on Arthur, & things haven't changed much. | |||||
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08/14/2025 9:25 pm |
King of Queens |
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| During a visit to Doug's parents, Carrie finds out that they have been lying to him since his childhood, because they wanted to protect Doug. At home, Spence introduces his new girlfriend to his mom. | |||||
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08/14/2025 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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08/14/2025 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine and Jerry are left stranded at a party after George goes home with his date. | |||||
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08/14/2025 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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08/14/2025 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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08/15/2025 12:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| When Christine and Barb can't get a loan to keep their gym franchise, they decide to transform their building into a day spa. | |||||
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08/15/2025 12:40 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine realizes that one of the fathers at Ritchie's Parents Orientation was the seventh grade classmate who ruined her reputation, and she decides to take revenge. | |||||
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08/15/2025 1:20 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| New Christine loses all her inhibitions at a spontaneous bachelorette party Christine and Barb throw for her in Las Vegas. CHARLES ESTEN ("ER," "The Office") guest stars as Joe. | |||||
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08/15/2025 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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08/15/2025 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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08/15/2025 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney Fife is on the spot when he gets Andy to let him use the Taylor home for an East-West summit meeting. | |||||
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08/15/2025 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Goober tries to impress an old mechanics' school friend by treating him to a lavish dinner and claiming to own a chain of gas stations. | |||||
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08/15/2025 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee does well with her flying lessons until the instructor tells her she's ready to solo -- then she becomes terrified. | |||||
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08/15/2025 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy learns that his girlfriend, Helen was once arrested for carrying a gun, gambling and keeping company with a hoodlum. | |||||
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08/15/2025 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Lost behind enemy lines, Hawkeye and Margaret form a personal truce and seek shelter in a roadside hut. | |||||
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08/15/2025 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| Margaret and Hawkeye seek solace from enemy fire in each other's arms and end up, briefly, as lovers. | |||||
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08/15/2025 6:00 am |
MASH |
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| After Charles hands B.J. two hundred dollars, he begins to take advantage. Everyone gets together and persuades Charles to play poker. He has incredible beginner's luck until Radar discovers that Charles whistles loudly when he | |||||
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08/15/2025 6:30 am |
MASH |
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| The 4077th has just ended a rough 3-day ordeal with wounded soldiers. Charles plays (?) a French horn and drives Hawkeye and B.J. crazy. They refuse to bathe until the French horn playing is stopped; the two are even forced to e | |||||
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08/15/2025 7:00 am |
Bonanza |
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| Ben's new enterprise is a paddle wheel steamboat which delivers freight on Lake Tahoe. Ben then meets Fillmore, who claims he is a lumber man from San Francisco, when in fact he plans to use the boat to escape with tons of money | |||||
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08/15/2025 8:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Brock Peters plays an old friend of Festus' , who is now a fugitive from the law. | |||||
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08/15/2025 9:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| An outlaw, named Talbot, falls in love with the widow of a man he has been forced to kill in self-defense. | |||||
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08/15/2025 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| The son of a Russian immigrant, Moshe Gorofsky, is killed in a brutal hazing accident by a hooligan named Ruxton. | |||||
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08/15/2025 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A wounded Matt Dillon loses his memory and falls in love with a widow. Matt's first TV kiss, not to Miss Kitty, but to guest star Michael Learned. | |||||
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08/15/2025 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Ellie Walker, a pretty young graduate pharmacist, moves to Mayberry to help her uncle out in the local drugstore. | |||||
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08/15/2025 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| After a series of misunderstandings, Andy finally takes Ellie to the church picnic. | |||||
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08/15/2025 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy gives his son, Opie, a lecture on keeping promises. He also convinces a runaway boy that he should return home. | |||||
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08/15/2025 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy encourages a romance between his deputy, Barney, and Miss Rosemary, the dressmaker. | |||||
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08/15/2025 2:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy makes a judgment concerning his son, Opie, before hearing his boy's side of the story. | |||||
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08/15/2025 2:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy stops a feud between two mountain families, thus permitting the marriage of their children. | |||||
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08/15/2025 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra gets annoyed with Ray when he seems pleased that she's picked one of her attractive friends to replace her if she dies. | |||||
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08/15/2025 3:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra gives a bridal shower for Amy, but her good intentions get sidetracked by Marie's overzealous participation. When Marie attempts to "take over" Amy's wedding shower, Debra gets upset and yells at her. | |||||
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08/15/2025 4:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Robert asks Ray if he can borrow a suitcase sitting on the stairway for his honeymoon; Ray explains he and Debra have been in an "unspoken" battle of wills since a weekend trip over who is responsible for putting the case away. | |||||
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08/15/2025 4:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra and Marie give Raymond a guilt trip when they find out that the bachelor party he hosted for Robert was a huge disappointment. | |||||
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08/15/2025 5:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Like their relationship, Robert and Amy's road to the altar is rocky. When Peter attempts to bury the hatchet between himself, Robert and Ray, Robert suspects he's up to no good and assigns Ray to keep an eye on him. | |||||
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08/15/2025 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Robert and Amy exchange vows in a wedding ceremony that has the Barone family tradition written all over it. | |||||
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08/15/2025 6:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When the twins wind up having a great time with Ray on the golf course, a tightly wound Debra admits to her lackadaisical husband that she's disappointed they no longer have fun together. | |||||
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08/15/2025 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Amy becomes annoyed that Marie is already asking when she's going to send out their thank you notes from the wedding, Debra seizes the opportunity to convince her friend to join forces against her mother in-law. | |||||
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08/15/2025 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug gets upset with Carrie when he finds out that she always lets Arthur have his way, until he finds out he can use this ability in his own advantage to get food, watch the shows he wants and various other things. | |||||
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08/15/2025 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug manages to break the bed when he gets on it, and now Doug and Carrie have no bed. They order a new one and have to spend the next couple of days in separate beds. | |||||
