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		08/16/2025 8:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Good Samaritan
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Good Samaritan Localized description: Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.
		08/16/2025 8:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Letter
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		08/16/2025 9:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Parking Space
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		08/16/2025 9:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Keys
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		08/16/2025 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Trip: Part 1
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		08/16/2025 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Trip: Part 2
	While searching for Kramer in Los Angeles, Jerry and George are picked up for questioning by the police, who suspect Kramer is a notorious serial killer known as the smog stranger.

		08/16/2025 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Pitch
	Jerry and George propose to write a television series.

		08/16/2025 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Ticket
	Newman blames Kramer for his speeding ticket; Jerry and George are offered a deal at NBC.

		08/17/2025 12:00 am	Seinfeld	The Wallet
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		08/17/2025 12:30 am	Seinfeld	The Watch
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		08/17/2025 1:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Hair
	Fed up with the mean moms at Ritchie's snotty private school, Christine decides to enroll him in public school. KATHLEEN WILHOITE ("Gilmore Girls") guest stars.

		08/17/2025 1:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	He Ain't Heavy
	Christine uses her expertise as a gym owner to help Matthew lose weight. In her attempt to help him, however, Christine is unable to shed the extra pounds she has put on herself.

		08/17/2025 2:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	The Old Maid of Honor
	To convince everyone she's fine with Richard's remarriage, Christine pretends she and her date, Todd (LEE TERGESEN) are in love. CONSTANCE ZIMMER appears as New Christine's sister.

		08/17/2025 2:36 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Love: A Cautionary Tale
	Feelings are reawakened between Christine and Papa Jeff (SCOTT BAKULA) at Richard and New Christine's wedding, until Christine receives some shocking news.

		08/17/2025 3:12 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Bahamian Rhapsody
	In the fifth season premiere, Christine and Matthew fly to the Bahamas to help get Barb an illegal visa, after she was thrown in jail by immigration during Richard and New Christine's disastrous wedding.

		08/17/2025 3:48 am	The Golden Girls	Heart Attack
	After a dinner party, Sophia suffers an apparent heart attack with a heavy storm delaying the paramedics.

		08/17/2025 4:24 am	The Golden Girls	Stan's Return
	Dorothy's ex-husband, Stan, shows up to settle a piece of land they bought on their honeymoon. This leads to Dorothy and Stan spending the night together. Rose and Blanche plan a vacation that Sophia is not invited on.

		08/17/2025 5:00 am	The Golden Girls	The Custody Battle
	Dorothy's sister, Gloria, comes to Miami for a visit and asks Sophia to come live with her in California. Meanwhile, Blanche is furious when Rose is cast as Lady Macbeth in a local play, and not her.

		08/17/2025 5:36 am	The Golden Girls	A Little Romance
	Rose has been dating Dr. Jonathan Newman and begins to think their relationship is leading to the altar. However she begins to have second thoughts especially since he's a midget.

		08/17/2025 6:12 am	The Golden Girls	That Was No Lady
	Dorothy latest boyfriend, Glen, shocks her when he reveals he's married. She surprises herself when she finds herself sneaking around to be with him. Blanche unloads her old car on Rose in order to buy a new one.

		08/17/2025 6:48 am	The Golden Girls	In a Bed of Rose's
	Late one evening, Rose brings a man home and they spend the night together. However, in the morning she finds that he has passed away. Even worse, she later discovers he was married.

		08/17/2025 7:24 am	The Golden Girls	The Truth Will Out
	Rose is apprehensive about a visit from her daughter and granddaughter, since their reason for coming is to settle Rose's late-husband's will. Meanwhile, Blanche gets caught up in the tabloids of a society murder.

		08/17/2025 8:00 am	The Golden Girls	Nice and Easy
	Blanche's visiting niece is a chip right off the old block when she dates a different man all night every night. Dorothy does battle with a mouse living in the house.

		08/17/2025 8:30 am	The Golden Girls	The Operation
	Dorothy is hesitant about having foot surgery just as she was scheduled to tap dance with Blanche and Rose at a dance recital.

		08/17/2025 9:00 am	Mike & Molly	The Dress
	Molly has a meltdown when her wedding dress doesn't fit.

		08/17/2025 9:30 am	Mike & Molly's wedding rehearsal is a disaster.	The Rehearsal
	Mike & Molly's wedding rehearsal is a disaster.

		08/17/2025 10:00 am	Mike & Molly	The Wedding
	Chaos ensues on Mike & Molly's wedding day.

		08/17/2025 10:30 am	Mike & Molly	The Honeymoon Is Over
	The honeymoon is over on the Season Three Premiere.

		08/17/2025 11:00 am	Mike & Molly	Vince Takes a Bath
	Mike & Molly take care of Vince when he throws out his back.

		08/17/2025 11:30 am	Mike & Molly	Mike Likes Cake
	Molly's upset that all her wedding pictures look terrible.

		08/17/2025 12:00 pm	Mike & Molly	Molly in the Middle
	Mike & Molly start trying for a baby.

		08/17/2025 12:30 pm	Mike & Molly	Mike's Boss
	Mike's boss starts dating his boss (GERALD McRANEY).

		08/17/2025 1:00 pm	Mike & Molly	Yard Sale
	While Mike's away, Molly decides to have a yard sale.

		08/17/2025 1:30 pm	Mike & Molly	Thanksgiving Is Cancelled
	Molly gets a break when Mike is sick for Thanksgiving.

		08/17/2025 2:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	I Think You Offended Don
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		08/17/2025 2:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		08/17/2025 3:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	I'd Like to Start with the Cat
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		08/17/2025 3:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		08/17/2025 4:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		08/17/2025 4:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	My Son's Enormous Head
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		08/17/2025 5:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	The Two Finger Rule
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		08/17/2025 5:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Hello, I am Alan Cousteau
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		08/17/2025 6:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Above Exalted Cyclops
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		08/17/2025 6:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		08/17/2025 7:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Bubble Boy
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		08/17/2025 7:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Cheever Letters
	As he and Jerry start their script, George confronts Susan's father about the cabin fire.

		08/17/2025 8:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Opera
	A simple night out turns into a nightmare when Jerry meets Elaine at the opera -- unaware that her new boyfriend is "Crazy Joe Davola," the maniac who's been stalking him and vowing revenge for some imagined slight.

		08/17/2025 8:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Virgin
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		08/17/2025 9:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Contest
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		08/17/2025 9:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Airport
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		08/17/2025 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Pick
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		08/17/2025 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Movie
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		08/17/2025 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Visa
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		08/17/2025 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Shoes
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		08/18/2025 12:00 am	Seinfeld	The Outing
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		08/18/2025 12:30 am	Seinfeld	The Old Man
	Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations.

		08/18/2025 1:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Burning Love
	Christine and Richard meet up with some old college buddies and are shocked to see how much their friends have aged.

		08/18/2025 1:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	The Mole
	Christine thinks she is dying after Richard awkwardly spots an irregular mole on her chest, and panics when she can not get in to see a doctor fast enough. Meanwhile, Richard decides he needs to move back in with New Christine.

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		08/18/2025 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Emmett's Anniversary
	Emmett buys his wife mink coat their 25th wedding anniversary, but goofs in his attempt to keep it a secret.

		08/18/2025 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	The Wedding
	Howard's mother remarries and moves away, so Howard remodels their home into a bachelor pad and tries to throw a swinging party.

		08/18/2025 4:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Sam For Town Council
	Sam Jones is urged by Andy and his other Mayberry neighbors to run for City Council.

		08/18/2025 4:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Opie and Mike
	Andy, Opie and Sam Jones tackle a delicate social problem faced by Sam's son Mike.

		08/18/2025 5:00 am	MASH	Patient 4077
	In need of a special surgical clamp, Hawkeye and B.J. hire Mr. Shin, a local jewelry dealer, to make it. Days later the clamp is used to save the leg of a wounded soldier. Mr. Shin goes into the surgical supply business.

		08/18/2025 5:30 am	MASH	Tea and Empathy
	With British and American casualties heavy, the 4077th's supply of penicillin has been stolen. Father Mulcahy discovers, from Corporal Bryant, the location of some penicillin, and he and Klinger go out in search of it. They are

		08/18/2025 6:00 am	MASH	Your Hit Parade
	With the arrival of a shipment of records, Radar plays the part of a disc jockey and helps to get everyone through the incredibly long deluge of wounded.

		08/18/2025 6:30 am	MASH	What's up, Doc?
	Hot Lips, believing herself to be pregnant, asks Hawkeye to test her. The only rabbit available to use for the test is Radar's pet, Fluffy. Meanwhile, Martinson, a patient, holds Charles at gunpoint, demanding he be sent back to

		08/18/2025 7:00 am	Bonanza	Check Rain
	Jase is on his way to buy back one of his horses when he is injured by a blast set off by the ponderosa Logging operation. Joe buys the horse for Jase out of guilt, but a powerful man wants that horse & will stop at nothing.

		08/18/2025 8:00 am	Gunsmoke	The Boy and the Sinner
	Ron Moody guest stars as a man torn between keeping his own self-respect and the friendship of a young boy or keeping his drunken promise to help two hired gunmen.

		08/18/2025 9:00 am	Gunsmoke	The Widowmaker
	Steve Forrest guest stars as a gunfighter whose speed is legendary but who now is trying to live a quiet, nonviolent life with Teresa, the girl he loves.

		08/18/2025 10:00 am	Gunsmoke	Kitty's Love Affair
	Richard Kiley guest stars as Will Stambridge, a reluctant gunfighter with whom Kitty falls in love-after he risks his own life to save hers.

		08/18/2025 11:00 am	Gunsmoke	The Widow and the Rogue
	James Stacy guest stars as a personable thief, who doesn't relish the thought of a minimum two-year sentence because of his past record and, therefore, seeks to escape from Festus en route to the Dodge City jail.

		08/18/2025 12:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Ellie for Council
	Ellie Walker sets the men and women of Mayberry against each other when she runs for a seat on the town council.

		08/18/2025 12:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	A Christmas Story
	Andy and Barney give a Christmas party in the jail for a prisoner and his family, and thereby convert the town scrooge.

		08/18/2025 1:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Stranger in Town
	A stranger comes to Mayberry and disrupts the lives of the townspeople because he knows everyone's name and business.

		08/18/2025 1:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Maybery Goes To Hollywood
	A Hollywood producer descends on Mayberry, and the town proceeds to make itself over in Hollywood's image.

		08/18/2025 2:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	The Horse Trader
	Andy cautions Opie about misrepresentation in the exchange of seeds for a cap pistol, but indulges in some fast and fancy "horse trading" when it comes to selling the town cannon.

		08/18/2025 2:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Those Gossipin Men
	Aunt Bee, accused by Andy of being a gossip, proves that men are bigger gossips than women.

		08/18/2025 3:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Surprise Party
	After Debra's mother, Lois, suggests throwing Debra an "old-fashioned English Tea Party," Ray reluctantly agrees. Later, Debra realizes Ray is planning something for her birthday and suggests he change the theme.

		08/18/2025 3:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Bird
	When the Barones arrive at the Pennsylvania home of Amy's parents, they find that their differing family traditions encourage lots of lively conversation. If only the MacDougalls owned a television set!

		08/18/2025 4:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Jazz Records
	Feeling guilty about a childhood mistake, Ray brings Frank a bag of CDs of all his jazz records, but they wind up in the basement with a stack of electronic gifts that Frank and Marie never use.

		08/18/2025 4:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Debra at the Lodge
	When Ray arrives at the lodge to find Debra having a great time singing and drinking with Frank's friends, he can't help but mock Debra's new geriatric social circle.

		08/18/2025 5:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Slave
	After mistakenly leaving Michael and Geoffrey home alone, Debra and Ray race home and discover that Ally stepped in to take care of the boys.

		08/18/2025 5:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Whose Side Are You On
	After realizing that Debra places bets with the kids on his questionable behavior traits, Ray is disgusted that his own children now think he's a "doof."

		08/18/2025 6:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Lateness
	When Debra assures Ray she‘ll be on time for an important awards dinner, Ray hopes for the best and waits for her. But when she misses their 6:30 PM departure deadline, Ray decides to teach her a lesson in lateness.

		08/18/2025 6:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Party Dress
	Ray takes Ally dress shopping and is disgusted when he finds out that he has to shell out a small fortune so that she can attend the party of a girl whose mother Ray loves to hate.

		08/18/2025 7:00 pm	King of Queens	Nocturnal Omission
	Carrie tells Doug that Kelly wants to go back to Deacon after their two years of separation. Doug is not sure whether he should tell Deacon about it when Deacon meets a beautiful stewardess that will be in town for a night.

		08/18/2025 7:30 pm	King of Queens	Affidavit Justice
	At a company picnic for Carrie's firm Doug's skills at softball make Carrie's boss ask if he will pretend to work for them so he can play on the company team. Doug convinces people that he's a lawyer and gets a job offer.

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