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08/17/2025 8:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| A simple night out turns into a nightmare when Jerry meets Elaine at the opera -- unaware that her new boyfriend is "Crazy Joe Davola," the maniac who's been stalking him and vowing revenge for some imagined slight. | |||||
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08/17/2025 8:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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08/17/2025 9:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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08/17/2025 9:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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08/17/2025 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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08/17/2025 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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08/17/2025 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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08/17/2025 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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08/18/2025 12:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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08/18/2025 12:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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08/18/2025 1:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine and Richard meet up with some old college buddies and are shocked to see how much their friends have aged. | |||||
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08/18/2025 1:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine thinks she is dying after Richard awkwardly spots an irregular mole on her chest, and panics when she can not get in to see a doctor fast enough. Meanwhile, Richard decides he needs to move back in with New Christine. | |||||
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08/18/2025 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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08/18/2025 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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08/18/2025 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Emmett buys his wife mink coat their 25th wedding anniversary, but goofs in his attempt to keep it a secret. | |||||
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08/18/2025 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Howard's mother remarries and moves away, so Howard remodels their home into a bachelor pad and tries to throw a swinging party. | |||||
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08/18/2025 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Sam Jones is urged by Andy and his other Mayberry neighbors to run for City Council. | |||||
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08/18/2025 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy, Opie and Sam Jones tackle a delicate social problem faced by Sam's son Mike. | |||||
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08/18/2025 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| In need of a special surgical clamp, Hawkeye and B.J. hire Mr. Shin, a local jewelry dealer, to make it. Days later the clamp is used to save the leg of a wounded soldier. Mr. Shin goes into the surgical supply business. | |||||
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08/18/2025 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| With British and American casualties heavy, the 4077th's supply of penicillin has been stolen. Father Mulcahy discovers, from Corporal Bryant, the location of some penicillin, and he and Klinger go out in search of it. They are | |||||
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08/18/2025 6:00 am |
MASH |
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| With the arrival of a shipment of records, Radar plays the part of a disc jockey and helps to get everyone through the incredibly long deluge of wounded. | |||||
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08/18/2025 6:30 am |
MASH |
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| Hot Lips, believing herself to be pregnant, asks Hawkeye to test her. The only rabbit available to use for the test is Radar's pet, Fluffy. Meanwhile, Martinson, a patient, holds Charles at gunpoint, demanding he be sent back to | |||||
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08/18/2025 7:00 am |
Bonanza |
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| Jase is on his way to buy back one of his horses when he is injured by a blast set off by the ponderosa Logging operation. Joe buys the horse for Jase out of guilt, but a powerful man wants that horse & will stop at nothing. | |||||
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08/18/2025 8:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Ron Moody guest stars as a man torn between keeping his own self-respect and the friendship of a young boy or keeping his drunken promise to help two hired gunmen. | |||||
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08/18/2025 9:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Steve Forrest guest stars as a gunfighter whose speed is legendary but who now is trying to live a quiet, nonviolent life with Teresa, the girl he loves. | |||||
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08/18/2025 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Richard Kiley guest stars as Will Stambridge, a reluctant gunfighter with whom Kitty falls in love-after he risks his own life to save hers. | |||||
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08/18/2025 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| James Stacy guest stars as a personable thief, who doesn't relish the thought of a minimum two-year sentence because of his past record and, therefore, seeks to escape from Festus en route to the Dodge City jail. | |||||
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08/18/2025 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Ellie Walker sets the men and women of Mayberry against each other when she runs for a seat on the town council. | |||||
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08/18/2025 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and Barney give a Christmas party in the jail for a prisoner and his family, and thereby convert the town scrooge. | |||||
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08/18/2025 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A stranger comes to Mayberry and disrupts the lives of the townspeople because he knows everyone's name and business. | |||||
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08/18/2025 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A Hollywood producer descends on Mayberry, and the town proceeds to make itself over in Hollywood's image. | |||||
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08/18/2025 2:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy cautions Opie about misrepresentation in the exchange of seeds for a cap pistol, but indulges in some fast and fancy "horse trading" when it comes to selling the town cannon. | |||||
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08/18/2025 2:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee, accused by Andy of being a gossip, proves that men are bigger gossips than women. | |||||
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08/18/2025 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After Debra's mother, Lois, suggests throwing Debra an "old-fashioned English Tea Party," Ray reluctantly agrees. Later, Debra realizes Ray is planning something for her birthday and suggests he change the theme. | |||||
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08/18/2025 3:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When the Barones arrive at the Pennsylvania home of Amy's parents, they find that their differing family traditions encourage lots of lively conversation. If only the MacDougalls owned a television set! | |||||
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08/18/2025 4:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Feeling guilty about a childhood mistake, Ray brings Frank a bag of CDs of all his jazz records, but they wind up in the basement with a stack of electronic gifts that Frank and Marie never use. | |||||
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08/18/2025 4:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray arrives at the lodge to find Debra having a great time singing and drinking with Frank's friends, he can't help but mock Debra's new geriatric social circle. | |||||
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08/18/2025 5:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After mistakenly leaving Michael and Geoffrey home alone, Debra and Ray race home and discover that Ally stepped in to take care of the boys. | |||||
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08/18/2025 5:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After realizing that Debra places bets with the kids on his questionable behavior traits, Ray is disgusted that his own children now think he's a "doof." | |||||
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08/18/2025 6:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Debra assures Ray she‘ll be on time for an important awards dinner, Ray hopes for the best and waits for her. But when she misses their 6:30 PM departure deadline, Ray decides to teach her a lesson in lateness. | |||||
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08/18/2025 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray takes Ally dress shopping and is disgusted when he finds out that he has to shell out a small fortune so that she can attend the party of a girl whose mother Ray loves to hate. | |||||
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08/18/2025 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie tells Doug that Kelly wants to go back to Deacon after their two years of separation. Doug is not sure whether he should tell Deacon about it when Deacon meets a beautiful stewardess that will be in town for a night. | |||||
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08/18/2025 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| At a company picnic for Carrie's firm Doug's skills at softball make Carrie's boss ask if he will pretend to work for them so he can play on the company team. Doug convinces people that he's a lawyer and gets a job offer. | |||||
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08/18/2025 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie's gynecologist needs to get some landscaping work done. She recommends Danny for the job and Danny tries to overcharge the doctor. Carrie starts to worry that the doctor will drop her as a patient after this. | |||||
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08/18/2025 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie finds out that there will be layoffs at her firm & that her boss might be fired. She worries about losing her job. Meanwhile, Doug gets in trouble with Deacon when he loses the koosh ball that Deacon's son gave him. | |||||
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08/18/2025 9:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug & Carrie have Thanksgiving at their house with all their friends. A strange man with an eye patch appears, asks to use the phone, and ends up staying for many hours. Carrie thinks he might be a murderer & wants him out. | |||||
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08/18/2025 9:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie loses her job, and Doug is annoyed that she does nothing all day when he is struggling to help them survive. Instead of job hunting, Carrie decides to make decorative cell phone covers, which look awful. | |||||
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08/18/2025 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry dumps a girlfriend because she has breast implants. | |||||
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08/18/2025 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine's interest in an old boyfriend is rekindled when he loses weight. | |||||
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08/18/2025 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| A valet's body odor haunts Jerry and Elaine; George discovers some surprising news about Susan. | |||||
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08/18/2025 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Comedian Jerry Seinfeld and his neurotic, self-involved friends George, Elaine and Kramer obsess over the minutia of their everyday lives in New York City and find themselves caught in a never-ending string of awkward social situations. | |||||
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08/19/2025 12:00 am |
Mom |
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| Christy and Bonnie help Regina tie up loose ends on the way to drop her off at prison. Meanwhile, Alvin spends the day getting to know his grandkids. | |||||
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08/19/2025 12:30 am |
Mom |
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| Christy and Bonnie try to make sure everything goes smoothly when Violet finds the perfect couple to adopt her baby. | |||||
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08/19/2025 1:00 am |
Mom |
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| Christy is caught in the middle when tensions rise between Bonnie and Alvin. Meanwhile, a very pregnant Violet is apprehensive about going to her senior prom. | |||||
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08/19/2025 1:30 am |
Mom |
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| Christy and Bonnie help an emotional Violet through labor on the season one finale. Meanwhile, Christy is convinced that Bonnie still has feelings for Alvin. | |||||
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08/19/2025 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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08/19/2025 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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08/19/2025 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and Sam Jones team up to find a girl for Goober. they spot an ad for a computer dating service and get Goober to answer it. | |||||
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08/19/2025 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Sam Jones invites a buddy from Italy to help work his land. | |||||
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08/19/2025 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie gets a part-time job in a grocery store, but gives it up because another boys needs employment more. | |||||
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08/19/2025 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Jealousy appears in Mayberry when Andy realizes that a handsome big city teacher is spending evenings with Helen. | |||||
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08/19/2025 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| After a delay of three weeks, five sacks of mail arrive, and everyone in camp reacts to good and bad news from home. Hawkeye receives love letters addressed to another Benjamin Pierce, another man has approached B.J.'s wife, and | |||||
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08/19/2025 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| With a temporary transfer of personnel between the 4077th and the 8063rd, Captain Roy Dupree replaces Hawkeye, whilst Lorraine Anderson makes eyes at Charles. Fearing this to be permanent, Charles and B.J. successfully conspire | |||||
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08/19/2025 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| Potter is upset when General Waldo Kent informs him that people in the 4077th are complaining about his leadership. Potter returns to camp and discovers that the complaints are coming from a Corporal (actually Lieutenant) Benson | |||||
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08/19/2025 6:45 am |
Bonanza |
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| Hoss witnesses a murder & his testimony identifies Frank as the murderer, who is then hung for the crime. Hoss is on business when he sees a man that could be Frank's double, whistling the same tune heard the night of the murder | |||||
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08/19/2025 7:50 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Morgan Woodward plays Bear Sanderson, a man who seeks his own revenge when outlaw Indians kill his wife and burn his home. | |||||
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08/19/2025 8:55 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Michael Learned, best known as the mother of Paul Stevens, plays the lawyer who, after much deliberation, accepts Marshal Dillon's plea to defend the Indians accused of murdering Bear Sanderson's wife. | |||||
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08/19/2025 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Drunken Circuit Judge Warfield, who is on the payroll of town boss John King, is forced by Dillon to hold an inquest into the death of a woman saloon owner. | |||||
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08/19/2025 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Newly's skill, with both people and medicine, is put to the test when Doc sends him out to check on families in the back country. | |||||
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08/19/2025 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy, appointed judge of a beauty contest, shows the wisdom of a solomon in picking a popular winner. | |||||
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08/19/2025 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy and Barney finally solve the problem of moonshining in Mayberry. | |||||
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08/19/2025 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy tries to solve the marriage problems of Fred and Jennie Boone who spend their married life fighting with each other. | |||||
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08/19/2025 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy suspects that a traveling record promoter is a con artist, but is proven wrong to Mayberry's profit. | |||||
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08/19/2025 2:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| When Barney's over-zealousness causes him to become a laughing stock, Andy tactfully arranges for Barney to regain his status. | |||||
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08/19/2025 2:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A nationally-known confidence man becomes a hero to Aunt Bee, Opie and Barney when he is held for two days in the Mayberry jail. | |||||
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08/19/2025 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Robert gets caught in the middle when Marie and Amy argue about whether he should retire from the police force. | |||||
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08/19/2025 3:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After including stories about Robert, Frank and Marie in his speech, Ray is horrified when Amy clues him in on his huge omission. Feeling guilty for this major oversight, Ray must now figure out a way to make it up to Debra. | |||||
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08/19/2025 4:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Amy's parents put Robert on the defensive when they point out his strange habit of touching food to his chin before he eats it. | |||||
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08/19/2025 4:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When the MacDougalls are invited to spend Easter with the Barones, the families attempt to bond over a 500-piece puzzle. | |||||
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08/19/2025 5:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Robert informs Ray that Amy filled him in on some juicy gossip about him, Ray decides to get even with Debra by sharing some nasty secrets of his own. | |||||
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08/19/2025 5:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| After a modeling agent tells Robert he has a unique look, he convinces him to pose for head shots with their "in-house" photographer. | |||||
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08/19/2025 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| A young man, Sam Gilula, arrives at Frank and Marie's and everyone is surprised when he and Frank fondly embrace. Sam explains Frank had been quite an inspiration to him as a lad much to Ray and Robert's disbelief. | |||||
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08/19/2025 7:05 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie starts to work at IPS with Doug when the company gets busy during the holiday season. Doug can't stand this and begins suffering everyday. Arthur tries to get friends to be in a Christmas card with him. | |||||
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08/19/2025 7:40 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug and Carrie have an arguement about what lead them to their current home, so they tell the story of what happened when they were house-hunting. Doug initially wanted a terrible house and Carrie hated it. | |||||
