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08/24/2025 8:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry regrets accepting an expensive suit from a comedian he doesn't like. | |||||
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08/24/2025 8:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George claims he bought a celebrity's used car; Kramer tries to save a failing neighborhood business. | |||||
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08/24/2025 9:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George hires an unattractive secretary. | |||||
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08/24/2025 9:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry finds an old high school classmate still disputes the outcome of a big race. | |||||
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08/24/2025 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry wants to date a new girlfriend's roommate. | |||||
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08/24/2025 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George learns the truth about a friend's illness; Kramer helps bring in a notorious scofflaw. | |||||
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08/24/2025 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| A special one-hour Seinfeld looks back at the first one hundred shows. | |||||
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08/24/2025 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| A special one-hour Seinfeld looks back at the first one hundred shows. | |||||
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08/25/2025 12:00 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine sets out to change a gay man's sexual preference. | |||||
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08/25/2025 12:30 am |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry rebels at an intimate gesture as Kramer attempts to make their building more friendly. | |||||
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08/25/2025 1:00 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| Christine mistakes a hot cop for a stripper and New Christine goes into labor. TIM MEADOWS guest stars as Dr. Volk, New Christine's OB/GYN. | |||||
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08/25/2025 1:30 am |
The New Adventures of Old Christine |
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| In the season finale, Christine feels intellectually inferior after meeting Max's (ERIC McCORMACK) friends at their "surprise" engagement party, driving her to make a decision. | |||||
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08/25/2025 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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08/25/2025 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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08/25/2025 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy hires a rock-throwing rustic as a school crossing guard and compounds the problem by replacing him with a bicyclist | |||||
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08/25/2025 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Deputy Warren starts the town drunk on a therapeutic art career. | |||||
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08/25/2025 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney makes a triumphal return to Mayberry to attend his high school reunion. | |||||
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08/25/2025 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Barney, is shamed into displaying his "legendary courage" by going after an escaped convict. | |||||
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08/25/2025 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Captain Tom Greenleigh of Stars and Stripes comes to the 4077th to write an article about Charles, which makes him act even more egotistical than usual. Meanwhile, Margeret finds out her estranged husband Donald has tied up thei | |||||
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08/25/2025 5:30 am |
MASH |
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| While everyone is complaining about the record cold snap, Charles becomes the most unpopular man in camp, when his parents send him a winter-ized polar suit that he insists on flaunting in front of everyone. | |||||
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08/25/2025 6:00 am |
MASH |
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| In this unique episode, the camera becomes the eyes of a young wounded soldier. It records his sensory responses to being wounded, flown by helicopter to the 4077th, examined, operated on, and treated in post-operation. | |||||
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08/25/2025 6:30 am |
MASH |
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| Hawkeye and B.J. discover that Charles is living the life of Riley, thanks to the attentions of his menially paid Korean servant, Comrade Park, a man of unusual skills. He has an important contribution to make - a native remedy | |||||
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08/25/2025 7:00 am |
Bonanza |
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| Ben hires Holt as a horse trainer, who arrives with his Sioux wife, Moon. This causes problems with the Indian haters in Virginia City, especially after Moon befriends a lonely boy. It is then that people are out to kill Moon. | |||||
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08/25/2025 8:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| The residents of Dodge City are stunned when Matt Dillon feels he can no longer keep law and order and turns in his Marshal's badge. | |||||
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08/25/2025 9:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Dillon finds himself in the revengeful hands of a half-crazed widower who plans, with the aid of his four surviving sons, to hunt Dillon down and kill him to revenge the death of his son, a wanted murderer. | |||||
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08/25/2025 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Dillon is captured and held for ransom by five bank robbers he has been pursuing when he rides into a small town to warn it about the outlaws--only to find out that they have taken over the place. | |||||
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08/25/2025 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| A sequence of tragedies leads to the death of three cowboys, one of them an old friend of Matt's. | |||||
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08/25/2025 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie's friendship with a hobo begins to affect his ability to tell right from wrong. | |||||
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08/25/2025 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A bogus FBI agent and his accomplice nearly make off with the Mayberry Bank money. | |||||
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08/25/2025 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy is too obvious in his efforts to find out if a young lady meets his expectations. | |||||
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08/25/2025 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee takes a shine to an itinerant handyman who has a way with ladies. | |||||
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08/25/2025 2:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy refuses to join an exclusive club when Barney's bid for membership is turned down. | |||||
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08/25/2025 2:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Rather than eat Aunt Bee's indigestible home-made pickles, Andy and Barney secretly substitute store-bought pickles in her preserving jars. | |||||
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08/25/2025 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray's parents stop speaking and Marie moves in with Ray and his family, while Frank enjoys bachelorhood. Debra visits Frank, who's enjoying his life as a free man, and begs him to apologize to Marie so she will move back home. | |||||
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08/25/2025 3:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray's in-laws come for a visit, he begs his parents to be nice to them. Ray admits to his parents that he doesn't always see eye to eye with Debra's folks, but fakes it, and he'd like them to do the same. | |||||
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08/25/2025 4:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray gets tired of being treated like a kid at his father's poker game, so he ignores his father's advice and ends up losing all his money. Debra wants Ray to act like a mature adult and ask Frank for his money back. | |||||
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08/25/2025 4:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Although Marie has always cooked the traditional turkey for Thanksgiving, Debra decides it's her turn to prepare the holiday meal. Not wanting to compete with Marie's turkey, she chooses to serve fish. | |||||
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08/25/2025 5:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray's “free” time goes to coaching his basketball team in preparation for the Pizza League championships, he is reminded by Debra that their kids are growing up fast and he's missing precious time with them. | |||||
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08/25/2025 5:30 pm |
The Ball |
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| Ray Barone and his wife Debra live across the street from Ray's parents, Marie and Frank, and his older brother, Robert - who all have strong opinions about how things should go in the Barone household. | |||||
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08/25/2025 6:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| With Debra and the kids sick, Ray tries to juggle the responsibilities of home and work and ends up with chaos and an aborted meeting with ex-Pittsburgh Steeler quarterback Terry Bradshaw. | |||||
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08/25/2025 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Robert is reluctant to go on a date because he's insecure about his appearance. When Debra tells him he's attractive, Ray starts feeling insecure. So, Ray decides to get a head to toe make-over to impres Debra. | |||||
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08/25/2025 7:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug & Carrie get in a fight with Deacon & Kelly and try to find a new couple to be friends with. They can't find anyone and are stuck hanging out with a couple that they hate to avoid the Palmers. | |||||
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08/25/2025 7:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug finds a new cologne that he likes, and everyone begins complimenting him on how good he smells, but Carrie hates the new scent. Doug keeps wearing it in secret, and when Carrie finds out, she starts doing things he hates. | |||||
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08/25/2025 8:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Carrie makes some extra money, she decides to hire a maid. The maid really annoys Doug because she constantly moves things and only speaks Spanish. He fires her and hires Spence's mom who ends up being terrible at the job. | |||||
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08/25/2025 8:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug wants to take classes to learn to become a bartender, which has always been his dream. He soon realizes that being a bartender is not as fun as he thought it would be. | |||||
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08/25/2025 9:00 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug decides to buy a home gym because he feels that Carrie might be putting on some weight. Lou agrees to be their personal trainer, but when Doug has a hard time, he tries to bargain his way out of working out. | |||||
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08/25/2025 9:30 pm |
King of Queens |
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| When Doug and Carrie were dating, Carrie was afraid Doug was not serious about her. Doug told her the most romantic thing she had ever heard and she was in love with him ever since. She finds out the line was from a dumb movie. | |||||
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08/25/2025 10:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Jerry is intimated by Mr. Pitt's doorman. | |||||
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08/25/2025 10:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George's new basketball teammate brings him into a new business deal. | |||||
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08/25/2025 11:00 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| George is upset by a girlfriend's artistic rendering of him; Jerry's flea infested apartment forces his parents into Elaine's luxury hotel suite. | |||||
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08/25/2025 11:30 pm |
Seinfeld |
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| Elaine's new boyfriend uses one of Jerry's intimate secrets; George's mom gets an eye job. | |||||
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08/26/2025 12:00 am |
Mom |
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| Christy has mixed feelings about Baxter's new relationship with Candace. Meanwhile, things between Bonnie and Alvin heat up. | |||||
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08/26/2025 12:30 am |
Mom |
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| Christy and Bonnie relish being in the lap of luxury when Christy's wealthy sponsee, Jill, asks them to keep her company on her first night out of rehab. | |||||
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08/26/2025 1:00 am |
Mom |
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| Christy is on a journey to right the wrongs of her past, but she has a blind spot when it comes to Baxter. Bonnie decides to come clean with Alvin about the terrible things she did to him over the years. | |||||
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08/26/2025 1:30 am |
Mom |
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| Family secrets come out when Christy and Bonnie are asked to join Violet's therapy session. | |||||
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08/26/2025 2:00 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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08/26/2025 2:30 am |
Paid Programming (30) |
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08/26/2025 3:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Aunt Bee collects insurance for the loss of an antique jeweled pin after she spends the money she finds the missing | |||||
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08/26/2025 3:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| An impostor takes the town of Mayberry when he introduces himself as Clarence Earp, descendent of the famous Wyatt. | |||||
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08/26/2025 4:00 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy faces some brand new problems when aunt Bee buys a second-hand car. | |||||
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08/26/2025 4:30 am |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Reluctant Opie attends his first dancing party, and discovers dancing is fun, even with girls. | |||||
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08/26/2025 5:00 am |
MASH |
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| Heavy casualties are arriving, creating severe problems for the M*A*S*H unit because they are nearly out of Pentothal. Mulcahy takes up a collection from everyone - including a case of wine from Charles' private supply - and he | |||||
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08/26/2025 5:35 am |
MASH |
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| Father Mulcahy takes being passed over for promotion philosophically until he hears of the rapid advancement made by a heroic helicopter pilot. Then his uncharacteristically bold actions stun Colonel Potter and the entire compan | |||||
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08/26/2025 6:10 am |
MASH |
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| Father Mulcahy writes a pre-Christmas letter to his sister, who is a nun. He recounts his frustrations at not being more effective at the 4077th. | |||||
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08/26/2025 6:45 am |
Bonanza |
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| Cattles are dying for lack of salt. Ada has a monopoly on salt & plans to sell salt to the highest bidder, which means the small ranchers won't get any salt for their cattle. Ben stands to protest on behalf of the small ranchers | |||||
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08/26/2025 7:50 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Doc and pretty saloon owner Lyla Ross find themselves virtual slaves when they are kidnapped by a band of former Confederate officers-turned-outlaws. | |||||
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08/26/2025 8:55 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| With Doc overdue and a stage coach with three passengers missing, Matt, Festus, and Newly set out to find their friend in the conclusion of the two-part episode. | |||||
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08/26/2025 10:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Jed Hockett, a farmer, orders his three sons to go to town and not return without prospective brides. | |||||
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08/26/2025 11:00 am |
Gunsmoke |
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| Cameron Mitchell guest stars as Chauncey Demon, once a highly respected sheriff who has let himself degenerate into a saloon bum, and whose old friend Matt Dillon won't accept his condition as final. | |||||
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08/26/2025 12:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A trial run as Sheriff of Mayberry convinces Barney that he is not quite ready to take over a similar job in a neighboring town. | |||||
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08/26/2025 12:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy dissuades a visiting farmer from marrying Barney's girl. | |||||
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08/26/2025 1:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Opie keeps a secret club oath even in the face of the serious accusation of burning down a barn. | |||||
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08/26/2025 1:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| Andy teaches a wealthy young man the satisfaction of self-reliance. | |||||
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08/26/2025 2:00 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| The Mayberry menfolk, after a slow start, accept the addition of a lovely manicurist to Floyd's barber shop. | |||||
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08/26/2025 2:30 pm |
Andy Griffith Show |
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| A Mayberry resident is convinced that he is in a jinx until Andy helps restore his self-confidence. | |||||
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08/26/2025 3:00 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Debra is annoyed about driving the old car Ray bought from his parents. She really gets upset when she discovers that is was his old “make out mobile.” Robert mistakenly blurts out this was the care where he first "got lucky." | |||||
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08/26/2025 3:35 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Ray and his family play a game of “Scruples” after their cable goes out and they have nothing but time on their hands, they find themselves arguing about honesty. | |||||
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08/26/2025 4:10 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Debra tries to change Ray's pessimistic attitude about winning the “Sports Writer of the Year Award,” he agrees to change his ways and become more upbeat and suffers the downside of being the only optimist in his family. | |||||
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08/26/2025 4:45 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| Ray brings home a stray bulldog that reminds him of the dog he had to give up as a boy due to his allergies, but his brother Robert bonds with the animal and the siblings then have to decide who gets to keep him. | |||||
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08/26/2025 5:20 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Frank's late-night buzz sawing and Marie's persistent meddling bother the neighborhood, they meet with Ray to discuss how he'll inform his parents of their complaints. Frank and Marie show up during the meeting. | |||||
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08/26/2025 5:55 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Debra is being interviewed by a psychotherapist for a book on the American family, the doctor discovers that Ray and his family are more fascinating, in a quirky way, than she is. | |||||
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08/26/2025 6:30 pm |
Everybody Loves Raymond |
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| When Debra gets fed up with Ray's family intruding in her life, they both reminisce about how quiet life used to be in their old apartment miles away from his family. | |||||
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08/26/2025 7:05 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Doug delivers a package to his old high school and sees his football coach. Soon, he's returning constantly and being treated like a football legend. Arthur loses his eyedrops and temporarily goes blind, deaf and mute. | |||||
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08/26/2025 7:40 pm |
King of Queens |
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| Carrie is feeling depressed about her looks with her 35th birthday approaching. Doug decides to get construction workers to hit on her as she walks by. | |||||
