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		08/29/2025 8:00 pm	King of Queens	G'Night, Stalker
	When Doug starts receiving fan mail from someone who saw his performance at a karaoke club, he lets the attention go to his head, only to have his ego shattered when the emails suddenly stop coming.
Localized series title: King of Queens Localized episode title: G'Night, Stalker Localized description: When Doug starts receiving fan mail from someone who saw his performance at a karaoke club, he lets the attention go to his head, only to have his ego shattered when the emails suddenly stop coming.
		08/29/2025 8:30 pm	King of Queens	Raygin Bulls
	When Doug runs into his old pal Ray Barone, and both wives happen to be out of town, they decide they're long overdue for a guys' night out.

		08/29/2025 9:00 pm	King of Queens	Baker's Doesn't
	Doug and Carrie are roped into helping out at their church during the holidays. Arthur and Spence attempt to write a Christmas song so they can cash in on the holiday, but soon realize it is going nowhere.

		08/29/2025 9:30 pm	King of Queens	Fresh Brood
	When Doug is not allowed to hold Danny's girlfriend's baby, he gets annoyed and tries to convince Carrie to have a child so he can get back at Dan. To do this, Doug borrows the baby so they can give parenting a test run.

		08/29/2025 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Gum
	While helping Kramer revive an old movie theatre, George is mistaken for being insane.

		08/29/2025 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Rye
	George must replace a loaf of bread his parents took from Susan's mom and dad.

		08/29/2025 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Caddy
	While leaving his car at work convinces George's bosses that he's working late, Elaine is disturbed by a bra-less acquaintance.

		08/29/2025 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Seven
	As Susan's friends steal their new daughter's name from George, Elaine loses an antique bike to Kramer.

		08/30/2025 12:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Teach Your Children Well
	Christine feels pressured to throw an extravagant party for Ritchie's ninth birthday, his first involving children from his new private school.

		08/30/2025 12:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Ritchie Has Two Mommies
	Christine tries to behave maturely when Richard brings "new" Christine to breakfast with Ritchie so they can get to know each other.

		08/30/2025 1:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	No Fault Divorce
	Christine's former marriage counselor comes into the gym, leading to some awkward moments between the two women.

		08/30/2025 1:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Exile On Lame Street
	Christine objects when Richard and "new" Christine want to take Ritchie to a Rolling Stones concert. Fearing that her son is too young to be exposed to the vices on display there, Christine initially forbids it.

		08/30/2025 2:00 am	Roseanne	Of Ice and Men
	Dan takes to the ice to help D.J. win a position on the Junior Hockey League team, but D.J.'s position is generally on the floor. Meanwhile, Roseanne's patience is put to the test helping Jackie recover from a broken romance.

		08/30/2025 2:36 am	Roseanne	It's No Place Like Home For the Holidays
	A terrible snow storm leaves Darlene snowed in at David's house for Christmas while Dan and DJ are stuck at home with Nancy and Marla. Roseanne and Jackie are trapped at the diner with Nana and their mother.

		08/30/2025 3:12 am	Roseanne	Crime and Punishment (Part 1 of 2)
	Dan is summoned to D.J.'s principal's office when D. is caught with obscene reading materials - which he got from Darlene! Meanwhile, Roseanne learns a shocking secret when she presses Jackie about spending time with Fisher.

		08/30/2025 3:48 am	Roseanne	War and Peace (Part 2 of 2)
	Dan's in jail for beating up Jackie's boyfriend, Fisher, and Darlene relishes the moment when she has to bail him out. Meanwhile, Roseanne convinces Jackie to leave her abusive boyfriend.

		08/30/2025 4:24 am	Roseanne	Lanford Daze
	D.J.preps for a school play, Dan tries his hand at selling hot tubs, and Darlene demonstrates her animal rights stance by lashing out against Roseanne's business.

		08/30/2025 5:00 am	Roseanne	Wait Til Your Father Gets Home
	After their father dies, Roseanne and Jackie cope with their loss in very different ways.

		08/30/2025 5:36 am	Roseanne	First Cousin, Twice Removed
	Roseanne's rich and snooty cousin, Ronnie, makes an unannounced visit to Lanford. She reignites a long-simmering feud with Roseanne when she advises Darlene to leave home to pursue her dreams.

		08/30/2025 6:12 am	Roseanne	Lose a Job, Winnebago
	In her neighbors' motor home, Roseanne spearheads a trip to Hollywood where they all attend a taping of The Jackie Thomas Show. Meanwhile, Dan is determined to convince Roseanne to have another child.

		08/30/2025 6:48 am	Roseanne	It's a Boy
	Darlene wants her boyfriend, David, to move in with the Conners. Roseanne is against the idea until she sees what David's home life is like. Now she has to convince Dan to let him stay.

		08/30/2025 7:24 am	Roseanne	It Was Twenty Years Ago Today
	Roseanne plans to set off some sparks by surprising Dan with a sexy boudoir photograph to mark their 20th wedding anniversary. But Dan's surprise gift to Roseanne results in major marital fireworks.

		08/30/2025 8:00 am	Roseanne	Playing with Matches
	Roseanne's mom makes a new friend, Jake, at the retirement home. Now, Roseanne's playing Cupid and Jackie's planning their wedding. With special guest Red Buttons.

		08/30/2025 8:30 am	Roseanne	Promises, Promises
	Darlene and David's youthful romance takes a complicated turn when she surprises him by renting a hotel room after their senior prom. Meanwhile, Roseanne and Dan decide to invest in a friend's business scheme.

		08/30/2025 9:00 am	Mike & Molly	The Dice Lady Cometh
	Molly and the girls go gambling on a riverboat casino.

		08/30/2025 9:30 am	Mike & Molly	McMillan and Mom
	Carl, Mike & Samuel take a road trip to meet Carl's mother.

		08/30/2025 10:00 am	Mike & Molly	Mike's Manifold Destiny
	Mike debates whether to take an emergency loan from Carl.

		08/30/2025 10:30 am	Mike & Molly	Who's Afraid of J.C. Small?
	Mike & Carl arrest Molly's idol, J.C. Small for a DUI.

		08/30/2025 11:00 am	Mike & Molly	Sex, Lies and Helicopters
	Molly catches Carl coming out of Victoria's room at night.

		08/30/2025 11:30 am	Mike & Molly	This Old Peggy
	Peggy's bathtub falls through her ceiling!

		08/30/2025 12:00 pm	Mike & Molly	Eight is Enough
	On the season finale, Molly makes a major decision.

		08/30/2025 12:30 pm	Mike & Molly	The Book of Molly
	Molly's getting published on the Season Five Premiere.

		08/30/2025 1:00 pm	Mike & Molly	To Have and Withhold
	Molly (MELISSA McCARTHY) has writer's block.

		08/30/2025 1:30 pm	Mike & Molly	Gone Cheatin'
	Carl invites Victoria on the guys-only fishing trip.

		08/30/2025 2:00 pm	Mike & Molly	Molly's Neverending Story
	Molly annoys everyone with her numerous book drafts.

		08/30/2025 2:30 pm	Mike & Molly	The Last Temptation of Mike
	Mike feels guilty after flirting with a rookie cop.

		08/30/2025 3:00 pm	Mike & Molly	Support Your Local Samuel
	Samuel contemplates moving back to Africa for his parents.

		08/30/2025 3:30 pm	Mike & Molly	Mike Check
	Molly urges Mike to go to the doctor in the 100th episode.

		08/30/2025 4:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Invasion
	When Ray's house is tented for termites, he moves his entire family into his parent's house and gives Frank and Marie a taste of their own medicine. Marie's initial excitement that “Raymond has come home!” quickly fades.

		08/30/2025 4:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Driving Frank
	After Frank has one accident too many, Debra decides that the kids can't ride with him anymore, which makes Raymond realize that his dad is getting older.

		08/30/2025 5:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Sitter
	Feeling overwhelmed with her responsibilities, Debra decides to get a babysitter. But when Lisa, the babysitter, becomes the smash hit at “Space Station Barone” Debra develops into a jealous mother.

		08/30/2025 5:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Getting Even
	After Raymond begrudgingly agrees to be the auctioneer at the Our Lady of Faith School auction for new playground equipment, he's pleasantly surprised with the laughs he gets at Debra's expense.

		08/30/2025 6:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Visit
	When Debra's mother comes to visit the family for a week, Debra finds herself shocked to discover that she wishes her mom were more like Marie.

		08/30/2025 6:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Halloween Candy
	After Debra suggests that she might be more consistently romantic if she weren't in charge of the birth control, Ray decides to make the drastic move of “cutting the wires.”

		08/30/2025 7:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Cadillac - Part 1
	Jerry's gift of a new car causes a problem for his dad; George angles for a date with actress Marisa Tomei.

		08/30/2025 7:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Cadillac - Part 2
	Jerry's gift of a new car causes a problem for his dad; George angles for a date with actress Marisa Tomei.

		08/30/2025 8:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Shower Head
	As George sets out to get his parents to move to Florida, a drug test costs Elaine her job.

		08/30/2025 8:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Doll
	While George is disturbed by a doll that looks like his mom, his dad searches for a long-lost cousin in Italy.

		08/30/2025 9:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Friar's Club
	Jerry's relationship with Susan's best friend is impaired by a missing jacket.

		08/30/2025 9:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Wigmaster
	Jerry ends up buying a jacket he doesn't really like; a house guest irritates George.

		08/30/2025 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Calzone
	As George gets his boss hooked on calzones, Kramer develops an addiction to freshly dried clothes; Jerry dates a woman of unusually persuasive beauty and Elaine falls for a man's clever dating tactics.

		08/30/2025 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	Bottle Deposit - Part 1
	As George's job is jeopardized by his boss' failing memory, Kramer and Newman hatch a moneymaking scheme; Elaine's boss sends her to buy JFK's golf clubs, and Jerry's car is kidnapped by an over-protective mechanic.

		08/30/2025 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	Bottle Deposit - Part 2
	As George's job is jeopardized by his boss' failing memory, Kramer and Newman hatch a moneymaking scheme; Elaine's boss sends her to buy JFK's golf clubs, and Jerry's car is kidnapped by an over-protective mechanic.

		08/30/2025 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Wait Out
	Jerry and Elaine take advantage of a friend's shaky marriage; Kramer's tight jeans causes problems.

		08/31/2025 12:00 am	Seinfeld	The Invitations
	As George continues to have cold feet about his wedding, Jerry meets the woman of his dreams.

		08/31/2025 12:30 am	Seinfeld	The Foundation
	As George tries to put Susan behind him, Elaine is given control of J. Peterman's business.

		08/31/2025 1:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Some Of My Best Friends Are Portuguese
	Shut out once again by the judgmental moms at Ritchie's school, Christine is overjoyed to finally make friends with another down-to-earth working woman, Belinda (ANA ORTIZ), who invites her over for a drink after work.

		08/31/2025 1:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Fair To Remember, A
	While volunteering at the spring carnival at Ritchie's school, Christine is surprised to learn that there's a hot new dad at the school--and excited that it's her ex-boyfriend, Burton (recurring guest star MATT LETSCHER).

		08/31/2025 2:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Passion Of Christine, The
	When Christine and the other moms meet the class' disarmingly handsome new teacher, Daniel Harris (recurring guest star BLAIR UNDERWOOD), they decide to schedule a few parent-teacher conferences immediately.

		08/31/2025 2:36 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Answer Is Maybe, The
	Worried about Richard's indiscriminate dating habits and reluctantly realizing that she misses New Christine as well, Christine vows to bring the couple back together.

		08/31/2025 3:12 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Come to Papa Jeff
	When Christine's parents are unable to attend Grandparents' Day at Ritchie's school, New Christine suggests that Jeff (recurring guest star SCOTT BAKULA), the new man in Christine's life, go as Ritchie's special friend.

		08/31/2025 3:48 am	The Golden Girls	Take Him, He's Mine
	Dorothy dumps a depressed Stan on Blanche, but then becomes incredibly jealous when Blanche and Stan hit it off. Sophia and Rose begin selling sandwiches on the Boardwalk but inadvertently make an enemy of another vendor.

		08/31/2025 4:24 am	The Golden Girls	It's a Miserable Life
	The girls circulate a petition to save a 200 year old oak tree which is located on the property of the most hated woman in the neighborhood, Frieda Claxton, who wants the tree cut down.

		08/31/2025 5:00 am	The Golden Girls	Isn't It Romantic
	Dorothy's friend Jean comes to visit and Dorothy doesn't tell Blanche and Rose that Jean is a lesbian. After spending time with Rose, Jean begins to fall for her. Meanwhile, a new VCR prompts Sophia to rent "dirty movies."

		08/31/2025 5:36 am	The Golden Girls	Big Daddy's Little Lady
	Blanche's father comes to Miami for a visit and announces he's engaged. Blanche is thrilled until she meets his fiancee, who happens to be younger than her. Meanwhile, Dorothy and Rose enter a Miami song writing contest.

		08/31/2025 6:12 am	The Golden Girls	Family Affair
	Dorothy's son, Michael, and Rose's daughter, Bridget, each come to Miami for a visit and they become a little too friendly for Dorothy and Rose's liking. Meanwhile, Blanche hurts her back in aerobics class.

		08/31/2025 6:48 am	The Golden Girls	Vacation
	The girls' dream vacation in the Caribbean turns out to be far from what was advertised in the brochure. While the girls are away, Sophia romances the gardener.

		08/31/2025 7:24 am	The Golden Girls	Joust Between Friends
	Dorothy is searching for part-time work, so Blanche gets her a job at the museum. Then Dorothy is handed the job of organizing a banquet, the duty Blanche was hoping for. Meanwhile, Rose finds a stray dog at the supermarket.

		08/31/2025 8:00 am	The Golden Girls	Love, Rose
	Rose places an ad in the personals column and she is let down when she doesn't hear an immediate response. This leads Blanche and Dorothy to begin responding under the name Isaac Newton.

		08/31/2025 8:30 am	The Golden Girls	'Twas the Nightmare Before Christmas
	The girls each plan to spend Christmas with their families but a series of strange occurrences lead them to spend Christmas together in Miami.

		08/31/2025 9:00 am	Mike & Molly	Hack to the Future
	Molly's publisher wants a provocative change to her book.

		08/31/2025 9:30 am	Mike & Molly	Checkpoint Joyce
	Mike is forced to arrest Joyce for a DUI.

		08/31/2025 10:00 am	Mike & Molly	Immaculate Deception
	Mike & Molly have the house to themselves all weekend.

		08/31/2025 10:30 am	Mike & Molly	The World According to Peggy
	Molly throws a sudden retirement party for Peggy.

		08/31/2025 11:00 am	Mike & Molly	Buy the Book
	Molly worries obsessively over her book's sales.

		08/31/2025 11:30 am	Mike & Molly	What Ever Happened to Baby Peggy?
	Peggy shares stories for Molly's next book.

		08/31/2025 12:00 pm	Mike & Molly	Pie Fight
	Mike celebrates his weight loss with a slice of pie.

		08/31/2025 12:30 pm	Mike & Molly	Cocktails and Calamine
	Molly doesn't want Mike at her publisher's party.

		08/31/2025 1:00 pm	Mike & Molly	Mudlick or Bust
	MARGO MARTINDALE guest stars as Peggy's estranged sister.

		08/31/2025 1:30 pm	Mike & Molly	No Kay Morale
	Peggy's friend Kay (KATHY BATES) returns to visit.

		08/31/2025 2:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Captain Terry's Spray-on Hair
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		08/31/2025 2:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	That's Why They Call It 'Ball Room'
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		08/31/2025 3:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Warning, It's Dirty
	Charlie coaches Jake on the art of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for Christmas. Guest Stars: Carl Reiner

		08/31/2025 3:35 pm	Two and a Half Men	Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		08/31/2025 4:10 pm	Two and a Half Men	Yay, No Polyps!
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		08/31/2025 4:45 pm	Two and a Half Men	Crude and Uncalled For
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		08/31/2025 5:20 pm	Two and a Half Men	Aye, Aye, Captain Douche
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		08/31/2025 5:55 pm	Two and a Half Men	Tinkle Like a Princess
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		08/31/2025 6:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	I Found Your Moustache
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		08/31/2025 7:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Soulmate
	As George frets about being suspected of killing his fiancee, Kramer falls for Jerry's new girlfriend

		08/31/2025 7:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Bizarro Jerry
	Elaine meets three friends who are the exact opposite of Jerry, George and Kramer; George uses Susan's death to attract women.

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