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		08/30/2025 8:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Shower Head
	As George sets out to get his parents to move to Florida, a drug test costs Elaine her job.
Localized series title: Seinfeld Localized episode title: The Shower Head Localized description: As George sets out to get his parents to move to Florida, a drug test costs Elaine her job.
		08/30/2025 8:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Doll
	While George is disturbed by a doll that looks like his mom, his dad searches for a long-lost cousin in Italy.

		08/30/2025 9:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Friar's Club
	Jerry's relationship with Susan's best friend is impaired by a missing jacket.

		08/30/2025 9:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Wigmaster
	Jerry ends up buying a jacket he doesn't really like; a house guest irritates George.

		08/30/2025 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Calzone
	As George gets his boss hooked on calzones, Kramer develops an addiction to freshly dried clothes; Jerry dates a woman of unusually persuasive beauty and Elaine falls for a man's clever dating tactics.

		08/30/2025 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	Bottle Deposit - Part 1
	As George's job is jeopardized by his boss' failing memory, Kramer and Newman hatch a moneymaking scheme; Elaine's boss sends her to buy JFK's golf clubs, and Jerry's car is kidnapped by an over-protective mechanic.

		08/30/2025 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	Bottle Deposit - Part 2
	As George's job is jeopardized by his boss' failing memory, Kramer and Newman hatch a moneymaking scheme; Elaine's boss sends her to buy JFK's golf clubs, and Jerry's car is kidnapped by an over-protective mechanic.

		08/30/2025 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Wait Out
	Jerry and Elaine take advantage of a friend's shaky marriage; Kramer's tight jeans causes problems.

		08/31/2025 12:00 am	Seinfeld	The Invitations
	As George continues to have cold feet about his wedding, Jerry meets the woman of his dreams.

		08/31/2025 12:30 am	Seinfeld	The Foundation
	As George tries to put Susan behind him, Elaine is given control of J. Peterman's business.

		08/31/2025 1:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Some Of My Best Friends Are Portuguese
	Shut out once again by the judgmental moms at Ritchie's school, Christine is overjoyed to finally make friends with another down-to-earth working woman, Belinda (ANA ORTIZ), who invites her over for a drink after work.

		08/31/2025 1:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Fair To Remember, A
	While volunteering at the spring carnival at Ritchie's school, Christine is surprised to learn that there's a hot new dad at the school--and excited that it's her ex-boyfriend, Burton (recurring guest star MATT LETSCHER).

		08/31/2025 2:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Passion Of Christine, The
	When Christine and the other moms meet the class' disarmingly handsome new teacher, Daniel Harris (recurring guest star BLAIR UNDERWOOD), they decide to schedule a few parent-teacher conferences immediately.

		08/31/2025 2:36 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Answer Is Maybe, The
	Worried about Richard's indiscriminate dating habits and reluctantly realizing that she misses New Christine as well, Christine vows to bring the couple back together.

		08/31/2025 3:12 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Come to Papa Jeff
	When Christine's parents are unable to attend Grandparents' Day at Ritchie's school, New Christine suggests that Jeff (recurring guest star SCOTT BAKULA), the new man in Christine's life, go as Ritchie's special friend.

		08/31/2025 3:48 am	The Golden Girls	Take Him, He's Mine
	Dorothy dumps a depressed Stan on Blanche, but then becomes incredibly jealous when Blanche and Stan hit it off. Sophia and Rose begin selling sandwiches on the Boardwalk but inadvertently make an enemy of another vendor.

		08/31/2025 4:24 am	The Golden Girls	It's a Miserable Life
	The girls circulate a petition to save a 200 year old oak tree which is located on the property of the most hated woman in the neighborhood, Frieda Claxton, who wants the tree cut down.

		08/31/2025 5:00 am	The Golden Girls	Isn't It Romantic
	Dorothy's friend Jean comes to visit and Dorothy doesn't tell Blanche and Rose that Jean is a lesbian. After spending time with Rose, Jean begins to fall for her. Meanwhile, a new VCR prompts Sophia to rent "dirty movies."

		08/31/2025 5:36 am	The Golden Girls	Big Daddy's Little Lady
	Blanche's father comes to Miami for a visit and announces he's engaged. Blanche is thrilled until she meets his fiancee, who happens to be younger than her. Meanwhile, Dorothy and Rose enter a Miami song writing contest.

		08/31/2025 6:12 am	The Golden Girls	Family Affair
	Dorothy's son, Michael, and Rose's daughter, Bridget, each come to Miami for a visit and they become a little too friendly for Dorothy and Rose's liking. Meanwhile, Blanche hurts her back in aerobics class.

		08/31/2025 6:48 am	The Golden Girls	Vacation
	The girls' dream vacation in the Caribbean turns out to be far from what was advertised in the brochure. While the girls are away, Sophia romances the gardener.

		08/31/2025 7:24 am	The Golden Girls	Joust Between Friends
	Dorothy is searching for part-time work, so Blanche gets her a job at the museum. Then Dorothy is handed the job of organizing a banquet, the duty Blanche was hoping for. Meanwhile, Rose finds a stray dog at the supermarket.

		08/31/2025 8:00 am	The Golden Girls	Love, Rose
	Rose places an ad in the personals column and she is let down when she doesn't hear an immediate response. This leads Blanche and Dorothy to begin responding under the name Isaac Newton.

		08/31/2025 8:30 am	The Golden Girls	'Twas the Nightmare Before Christmas
	The girls each plan to spend Christmas with their families but a series of strange occurrences lead them to spend Christmas together in Miami.

		08/31/2025 9:00 am	Mike & Molly	Hack to the Future
	Molly's publisher wants a provocative change to her book.

		08/31/2025 9:30 am	Mike & Molly	Checkpoint Joyce
	Mike is forced to arrest Joyce for a DUI.

		08/31/2025 10:00 am	Mike & Molly	Immaculate Deception
	Mike & Molly have the house to themselves all weekend.

		08/31/2025 10:30 am	Mike & Molly	The World According to Peggy
	Molly throws a sudden retirement party for Peggy.

		08/31/2025 11:00 am	Mike & Molly	Buy the Book
	Molly worries obsessively over her book's sales.

		08/31/2025 11:30 am	Mike & Molly	What Ever Happened to Baby Peggy?
	Peggy shares stories for Molly's next book.

		08/31/2025 12:00 pm	Mike & Molly	Pie Fight
	Mike celebrates his weight loss with a slice of pie.

		08/31/2025 12:30 pm	Mike & Molly	Cocktails and Calamine
	Molly doesn't want Mike at her publisher's party.

		08/31/2025 1:00 pm	Mike & Molly	Mudlick or Bust
	MARGO MARTINDALE guest stars as Peggy's estranged sister.

		08/31/2025 1:30 pm	Mike & Molly	No Kay Morale
	Peggy's friend Kay (KATHY BATES) returns to visit.

		08/31/2025 2:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Captain Terry's Spray-on Hair
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		08/31/2025 2:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	That's Why They Call It 'Ball Room'
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		08/31/2025 3:00 pm	Two and a Half Men	Warning, It's Dirty
	Charlie coaches Jake on the art of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for Christmas. Guest Stars: Carl Reiner

		08/31/2025 3:35 pm	Two and a Half Men	Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		08/31/2025 4:10 pm	Two and a Half Men	Yay, No Polyps!
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		08/31/2025 4:45 pm	Two and a Half Men	Crude and Uncalled For
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		08/31/2025 5:20 pm	Two and a Half Men	Aye, Aye, Captain Douche
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		08/31/2025 5:55 pm	Two and a Half Men	Tinkle Like a Princess
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		08/31/2025 6:30 pm	Two and a Half Men	I Found Your Moustache
	Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) is a wealthy bachelor with a house at the beach and an easy way with women. But his Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother, Alan, and Alan's son, Jake, come to stay with him.

		08/31/2025 7:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Soulmate
	As George frets about being suspected of killing his fiancee, Kramer falls for Jerry's new girlfriend

		08/31/2025 7:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Bizarro Jerry
	Elaine meets three friends who are the exact opposite of Jerry, George and Kramer; George uses Susan's death to attract women.

		08/31/2025 8:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Little Kicks
	Elaine's strange dancing loses her employees' respect; George cultivates a "bad boy" image; Jerry becomes an underground legend after he makes a bootleg videotape of a new movie.

		08/31/2025 8:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Package
	George tries to woo a photo store employee with pictures of himself; Elaine discovers her reputation is making it difficult to get medical treatment; Kramer offers to get a refund for Jerry's broken stereo.

		08/31/2025 9:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Fatigues
	Elaine's promotion of a mail room clerk sparks a mutiny; Jerry discovers his girlfriend's mentor is dating Bania; Kramer brings Frank out of retirement to cook.

		08/31/2025 9:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Checks
	Jerry's fame in Japan endears Kramer to a group of tourists and inspires George to revive their TV pilot.

		08/31/2025 10:00 pm	Seinfeld	The Chicken Roaster
	As a restaurant's bright lights keep Kramer awake, Elaine's job is threatened after she buys George an expensive hat on the company's account.

		08/31/2025 10:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Abstinence
	While abstinence makes George smarter, it has the opposite effect on Elaine; Kramer opens a smoker's lounge in his apartment as Jerry prepares to speak at a junior high school.

		08/31/2025 11:00 pm	Seinfeld	Andrea Doria
	George squares off against a shipwreck survivor over a new apartment; Jerry attempts to help Newman get a much sought-after transfer to Hawaii.

		08/31/2025 11:30 pm	Seinfeld	The Little Jerry
	As a bad check threatens to ruin Jerry's reputation, raising chickens involves Kramer in illegal cockfighting; George dates a women's prison inmate.

		09/01/2025 12:00 am	Seinfeld	The Money
	Jerry buys back a car his parents sold as the Costanzas decide to spend George's inheritance; Kramer can't sleep with his new girlfriend, while Peterman returns unexpectedly.

		09/01/2025 12:30 am	Seinfeld	The Comeback
	As Jerry discovers he's been duped by a hapless tennis pro, George seeks revenge against a co-worker's cutting remarks; Kramer enlists Elaine's help in drafting a living will.

		09/01/2025 1:00 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Oh God, Yes
	Christine is surprised when Ritchie expresses a newfound interest in religion after returning from a church festival with Richard and New Christine.

		09/01/2025 1:30 am	The New Adventures of Old Christine	Separation Anxiety
	After announcing that she and her husband are getting a divorce, Barb (recurring guest star WANDA SYKES) moves in with Christine.

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		09/01/2025 3:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Aunt Bee's Crowning Glory
	Aunt Bee buys a blonde wig and upsets Andy and the rest of Mayberry

		09/01/2025 3:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Darling Fortune
	Andy and the town of Mayberry undergo a trying experience when the hillbilly Darling family comes into a fortune of 300 dollars.

		09/01/2025 4:00 am	Andy Griffith Show	Mind Over Matter
	Healthy goober's friends convince him he has a severe case of whiplash so he promptly becomes a helpless invalid

		09/01/2025 4:30 am	Andy Griffith Show	Politics Begin at Home
	Aunt Bee and County Clerk Howard, both decide to run for office of town councilman.

		09/01/2025 5:00 am	MASH	The Party
	Talk of a post-war reunion gives BJ an idea- planning a present-day stateside gathering of 4077th families. He continues to obsess with the idea even under the duress of bug-out instigated by a Chinese breakthrough. Also, Klinge

		09/01/2025 5:30 am	MASH	Too Many Cooks
	A clumsy foot soldier, 'Look out below' Conway, finds the quickest way to the crew's heart, boosting morale at the 4077th by cooking gourmet delights. Only Colonel Potter, burdened with a personal crisis, is immune from the high

		09/01/2025 6:00 am	MASH	Are You Now, Margaret
	A Congressional aide, Williamson, visits the 4077th on a supposedly routine fact-finding tour, but it's discovered that his motives are far deeper - too uncover Margaret as a communist sympathizer. His case is full of innuendo,

		09/01/2025 6:30 am	MASH	Guerilla My Dreams
	The arrival of a wounded Korean woman sparks a conflict at the 4077th: Hawkeye wants to heal her, but a steely ROK officer, Lt. Park, is more anxious to "question" her about alleged guerilla activities.

		09/01/2025 7:00 am	Gunsmoke	Brides and Grooms
	Farmer Jed Hackett decides it is time his three sons marry the women they brought back from Dodge.

		09/01/2025 8:00 am	Gunsmoke	Hard Labor
	Matt Dillon is sentenced to life imprisonment of hard labor for shooting a fugitive in the town of Bedrock.

		09/01/2025 9:00 am	Gunsmoke	I Have Promises to Keep
	Festus is caught in the middle when an Eastern preacher wants to build a church for the Indians and the townspeople, all of whom are filled with prejudice.

		09/01/2025 10:00 am	Gunsmoke	The Busters
	Two bronco busters risk their lives to raise money for a ranch in Montana, only to have the dream ruined by a wild stallion.

		09/01/2025 11:00 am	Gunsmoke	Manolo
	Manolo is not recognized as a man in the eyes of his people because he refuses to fight his father Alejo, a traditional Basque custom to prove one's manhood.

		09/01/2025 12:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Andy and the New Mayor
	Veteran character actor Paley Baer plays the new mayor of Mayberry, who is critical of Andy's work as Sheriff.

		09/01/2025 12:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Andy and Opie Bachelors
	When Aunt Bee goes away for a visit, Andy and Opie discover the problems of bachelor-hood.

		09/01/2025 1:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	The Cow Thief
	The Mayberry mayor demands that Andy get a crime expert from the city to help solve several cow thefts.

		09/01/2025 1:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Barney Mends a Broken Heart
	Peggy McMillan breaks a date with Andy and Barney tries to console Andy with dates with other girls.

		09/01/2025 2:00 pm	Andy Griffith Show	Lawman Barney
	Barney loses his self-confidence when two farmers ignore his warning.

		09/01/2025 2:30 pm	Andy Griffith Show	The Mayberry Band
	The Mayberry band, composes of more flats than sharps, gets ready for its annual trip to the state band competition.

		09/01/2025 3:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Moving Out
	Feeling pathetic because he lives with his parents, Robert finally musters up the courage to move out on his own. Encouraged by Ray, and much to his parents' horror, Robert packs up his bags, takes his dog and moves out.

		09/01/2025 3:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Article
	It has always been Raymond's life long dream to get an article published in Sports Illustrated. So when his friend Andy, the “stat guy” and novice sportswriter, sells a piece to the magazine, Ray is devastated.

		09/01/2025 4:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Lone Barone
	Raymond is in a bad mood. Forced to wait home all day for the delivery guy to bring Debra's new curtains, he can't go out and play golf and laments to his brother that marriage is like a prison.

		09/01/2025 4:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	No Fat
	Debra, Ray, and the kids make plans to spend the holiday at Frank and Marie's house. But their dreams of turkey with sausage stuffing and yams with marshmallows on top are quickly shattered by Marie's new heart-healthy diet.

		09/01/2025 5:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Apartment
	Everywhere Ray looks, beautiful, sexy women are coming out of the woodwork to stop by and say “hi” to new tenant Robert. It's the best looking “welcome wagon” Ray has ever seen.

		09/01/2025 5:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	The Toaster
	Ray is overjoyed by the reaction he is getting from friends and family who received a personalized “Barone” toaster from him as a gift. Even Debra's pretentious parents are thrilled with it.

		09/01/2025 6:00 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Ping Pong
	To settle the score and maintain his dignity, Ray challenges Frank to a winner take all ping pong match after Frank reveals that he purposely threw a childhood match so that Ray would finally beat him.

		09/01/2025 6:30 pm	Everybody Loves Raymond	Pants on Fire
	When Marie discovers that Ray held an unchaperoned, wild party at their home some 20 years ago, she is hurt and disappointed that her beloved Ray would have lied to her.

		09/01/2025 7:00 pm	King of Queens	Gambling N'Diction
	Doug and his mom set off on a series of smaller poker games in order to come up with the $1,000 buy-in to play in the high stakes game. Meanwhile, Carrie tries to get rid of her accent to land a promotion at work.

		09/01/2025 7:30 pm	King of Queens	Apartment Complex
	Doug & his friends secretly rent an apartment above their favorite restaurant as their own private hangout. Meanwhile, Carrie has to do something bizarre to keep her new client, Kirstie Alley, happy.

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